Some Very Odd Things Happen to Pippin Chapter Two
Disclaimer: I own this chapter's odd thing
Summary: Passing by Isengard on their way to Edoras, Merry and Pippin come across something very odd.
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Merry Brandybuck and a questionably sane Pippin Took were on their way to visit Eomer in Edoras. They had chosen a path that would take them past Isengard so that they would have a chance to chat with their old pal Treebeard.
They were about halfway to the gate when all of a sudden a hole opened up in the ground and an orc popped out.
"AAAHHHHH!!" screamed Merry and Pippin, for even though it was an orc, it was also very strangely attired. It wore bracelets, yellow hippie shirts and bells on its ankles. In its hands it held a bouquet of daisies and a bottle of whiskey. This more than the fact that it was an orc was the cause of the screaming.
"Peace out, homies!!" said the orc, and proceeded to dance an Irish jig.
"AAAHHHHH!!" screamed Pippin, because once the orc was finished with its jig it sauntered up to Pippin.
"Here ya go, bro! Enjoy!" said the orc, handing Pippin the flowers and the whiskey before disappearing into a hole similar to the one he'd come out of.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Pippin, spurring his pony on so fast that he arrived in Edoras three days before Merry. Upon arrival, he handed off the daisies to some random Rohanian girl ("Thanks, Master Hoblyta!"), went to the rooms prepared for him and Merry by Eomer King and chugged the whiskey.
Merry found him passed out on the bed when he arrived.
"Poor crazy Pip," he muttered, before going to have Dinner with the King.
Disclaimer: I own this chapter's odd thing
Summary: Passing by Isengard on their way to Edoras, Merry and Pippin come across something very odd.
~*~
Merry Brandybuck and a questionably sane Pippin Took were on their way to visit Eomer in Edoras. They had chosen a path that would take them past Isengard so that they would have a chance to chat with their old pal Treebeard.
They were about halfway to the gate when all of a sudden a hole opened up in the ground and an orc popped out.
"AAAHHHHH!!" screamed Merry and Pippin, for even though it was an orc, it was also very strangely attired. It wore bracelets, yellow hippie shirts and bells on its ankles. In its hands it held a bouquet of daisies and a bottle of whiskey. This more than the fact that it was an orc was the cause of the screaming.
"Peace out, homies!!" said the orc, and proceeded to dance an Irish jig.
"AAAHHHHH!!" screamed Pippin, because once the orc was finished with its jig it sauntered up to Pippin.
"Here ya go, bro! Enjoy!" said the orc, handing Pippin the flowers and the whiskey before disappearing into a hole similar to the one he'd come out of.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Pippin, spurring his pony on so fast that he arrived in Edoras three days before Merry. Upon arrival, he handed off the daisies to some random Rohanian girl ("Thanks, Master Hoblyta!"), went to the rooms prepared for him and Merry by Eomer King and chugged the whiskey.
Merry found him passed out on the bed when he arrived.
"Poor crazy Pip," he muttered, before going to have Dinner with the King.