Some Very Odd Things Happen to Pippin Chapter Three
Disclaimer: I don't own Pippin or McDonalds, but the rest is mine! Muahahaha!
Summary: Pippin visits a McDonalds in Rohan.
~*~
While in Edoras, Pippin got hungry. While the King's cooks didn't schedule meals around the hobbit philosophy of seven meals a day, they did direct him to a place where he could get a nice meal. Middle-Earth McDonalds.
The first problem occurred when Pippin entered the restaurant. The counter was too big for him. He had to stand on a chair to order.
"Welcome to Edoras Middle-Earth McDonalds," said the cashier. "May I take your order, Master Hoblyta?"
"Ah, yes," said Pippin, glancing at the menu. "I'll have a double cheeseburger extra-value meal, super-sized, with mushrooms on the burger instead of pickles and onions."
"I am sorry, Master Took, but we don't have any mushrooms."
"But I want mushrooms!" complained Pippin.
"STUPID FAT HOBBIT!! WES DON'TS HAS NO MUSHROOMSES FOR YOU!!!" said the cashier. Pippin did a double take.
"What the hell? Gollum? How did you get a job at McDonalds?" said Pippin, distracted from his quest for mushrooms.
"We asked nicely, preciouss! And nice manager wouldn't turn us out, no preciousss, but she made us take nasty hot, soapy bath and wear pastel clotheses!! Gollum, Gollum!! May I take your order?" asked Gollum.
"I want a double cheeseburger extra-value meal super-sized, with mushrooms instead of pickles and onions.
"You fool of Took!" said Gollum. "I already told you that we don't have any mushroomses." Pippin got mad.
"Damnit Gollum, I want mushrooms!!" Pippin drew his sword. Gollum sighed.
"What will it take for stupid fat hobbit to understand when wes says that we don'ts have any mushroomses!" Pippin cut his head off and wandered back into the freezer to look for himself. He found a basket of mushrooms front and center.
"GAHHH!!" he yelled, going through McDonalds and killing all the employees before making his OWN double cheeseburger extra-value meal super- sized with mushrooms instead of pickles and onions.
Notes: That was odd. Thanks to my brother, you have Chapter Three: Pippin and Middle-Earth McDonalds.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pippin or McDonalds, but the rest is mine! Muahahaha!
Summary: Pippin visits a McDonalds in Rohan.
~*~
While in Edoras, Pippin got hungry. While the King's cooks didn't schedule meals around the hobbit philosophy of seven meals a day, they did direct him to a place where he could get a nice meal. Middle-Earth McDonalds.
The first problem occurred when Pippin entered the restaurant. The counter was too big for him. He had to stand on a chair to order.
"Welcome to Edoras Middle-Earth McDonalds," said the cashier. "May I take your order, Master Hoblyta?"
"Ah, yes," said Pippin, glancing at the menu. "I'll have a double cheeseburger extra-value meal, super-sized, with mushrooms on the burger instead of pickles and onions."
"I am sorry, Master Took, but we don't have any mushrooms."
"But I want mushrooms!" complained Pippin.
"STUPID FAT HOBBIT!! WES DON'TS HAS NO MUSHROOMSES FOR YOU!!!" said the cashier. Pippin did a double take.
"What the hell? Gollum? How did you get a job at McDonalds?" said Pippin, distracted from his quest for mushrooms.
"We asked nicely, preciouss! And nice manager wouldn't turn us out, no preciousss, but she made us take nasty hot, soapy bath and wear pastel clotheses!! Gollum, Gollum!! May I take your order?" asked Gollum.
"I want a double cheeseburger extra-value meal super-sized, with mushrooms instead of pickles and onions.
"You fool of Took!" said Gollum. "I already told you that we don't have any mushroomses." Pippin got mad.
"Damnit Gollum, I want mushrooms!!" Pippin drew his sword. Gollum sighed.
"What will it take for stupid fat hobbit to understand when wes says that we don'ts have any mushroomses!" Pippin cut his head off and wandered back into the freezer to look for himself. He found a basket of mushrooms front and center.
"GAHHH!!" he yelled, going through McDonalds and killing all the employees before making his OWN double cheeseburger extra-value meal super- sized with mushrooms instead of pickles and onions.
Notes: That was odd. Thanks to my brother, you have Chapter Three: Pippin and Middle-Earth McDonalds.