Disclaimer...
Ascension: I'm not saying it!
Nintendo: You are!
Ascension: I'm not!
Nintendo: You'd better, or I'll brain you with this here electric guitar.
Ascension: Okay, fine. I do not own Advance Wars or 'The Dwarf Invasion'. There! Happy?
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The following is a tribute to 'The Dwarf Invasion', sung by Reggie and the Full Effect. It remains one of my favourite songs ever.
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(Kanbei, Sonja and Sensei walk onto a stage dressed as punks, complete with sunglasses, multicoloured hair, and electric guitars. Kanbei is holding his guitar the wrong way round.)
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Hallo people from Orange Star! This is Kanbei from Comet Denominators, that's the band you're listening to right now! We are from Yellow Comet, this is our debut album here in Orange Star! Blue Moon this is the Flak invasion!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
One, two, three, four!
You are not my friend!
You are my foe!
You weigh three tonnes!
You're from Black Hole!
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(The Flak invasion!)
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(The Flak invasion!)
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(The Flak invasion!)
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(It's the Flak invasion!)
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(Flak invasion!)
FLAK INVASION!!
(Flak invasion!)
(Flak invasion!)
(Flak invasion!)
This is not a friend!
You are very dumb!
You can barely figure out two plus two!
You can't play Advance Wars!
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(The Flak invasion!)
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(The Flak invasion!)
THIS IS FLAK INVASION!!
(The Flak invasion!)
THIS IS THE FLAK INVASION!!
Thank you very much for having us in your concert, we'll see you again next year. Good night.
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(At this moment, Kanbei notices that the entire audience is staring at him in a certain way.)
Sonja: "Daddy, this is *so* embarrassing!"