Capcom Team Fighting Tournament
Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh: Hello everyone this is your announcer Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh. Also known as Triple R! WELCOME TO THE CAPCOM TEAM FIGHTING TOURNAMENT! All characters in this story are property of Capcom except for me! Oh and a few celebrities. Asterisks * * symbolize an action and character thoughts are in parenthesis ( ). Now I'm going to turn it over to B.B Hood for a little audience feedback!
B.B Hood: Thanks Triple R! The crowd is going wild here in the stands of the Capcom Dome Arena.
*The crowd behind B.B starts to yell and flip out*
B.B Hood: Characters from all over the Capcom Universe have formed teams of three and have come here to the Capcom Dome Arena to answer the question, who are the toughest Capcom characters? Right now I'm here with some random guy and girl whose names aren't important, excuse me sir what are your expectations for this tournament?
Some Random Guy: Oh yeah I'm on T.V! WHOOO!
*Some Random Guy starts to wave at the camera.*
B.B Hood: Yes you are, but what are your thoughts on the tournament?
Some Random Guy: I'd like to give a shot out to all my dawgs in Metro City holdin' it down for the big MC. Pookie, J.J, Lil Al, Tina what's up ya'll!
*B.B looks at the guy with a blank stare*
B.B Hood: ( I don't get paid enough for this) Are you done?
Some Random Guy: Yeah sorry.
B.B Hood: What are your thoughts on the tournament?
Some Random Guy: Oh yeah, Team Final Fight is going to take it all the way! WHOOOOO! Maki, Guy, and Cody are representin' Metro City!
B.B Hood: Right. . . So miss what are your thoughts on the tournament?
Some Random Girl: Oh yeah I'm on T.V!
B.B Hood: If you don't answer the frickin' question then I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass!
*B.B pulls out an uzi from her picnic basket*
Some Random Girl: Ok Ok. . . Ryu and Ken are so hot so I'm going to have to say Team Hadoken! Sakura is pretty cute to for a girl. If I were a guy then I'd. . .
*B.B. and Some Random Guy give her blank stares*
Some Random Girl: But I'm not a lesbian or anything. . .
*Ellen DeGeneres walks up*
Ellen DeGeneres: I'm a lesbian and I'm proud. You should be too!
*Ellen gets blank stares from everyone*
B.B Hood: What the?!?. . . How did you get in here? . . . You know what never mind SECURITY!
*A large man in a black suit grabs Ellen and drags her off*
Ellen DeGeneres: AHHHH!
B.B Hood: Anyway back to you Triple R
*The camera goes back to Triple R as he is picking his nose*
Triple R: Wow that's an odd color for a booger. Whoa! Ok were back to me! HaHa Triple R here and we are almost ready for our first match after a word from our sponsor!
*T.V Commercial*
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Triple R: Yes! We are back! I'm here at ringside with Team Poser, which consists of Dan, Adon, and Sean.
Dan: That's Team Power! Not Poser!
Triple R: Whatever you say *Cough* loser *Cough*
Dan: What was that?
Triple R: Oh nothing. Anyway what do you think of how everyone considers your team as a bunch of rip off Street Fighter Characters?
Dan: I don't know what you're talking about?
Triple R: Well most people say you're a fake Ryu, Adon is a phony Sagat, and Sean is a wannabe Ken.
Adon: I disagree with that! Everyone knows I'd kick Sagat's ass any day of the week.
Triple R: Hey there goes Sagat! * Triple R points behind Adon*
Adon: Wha. . . What?!? Where? *Adon looks around in terror*
Triple R: Hah hah just kidding! So what's your plan to make it through the preliminary rounds?
Sean: Well, we are going to get in the ring and. . . and . . .beat the other guys up. . .
Dan and Adon: Yeah!
Triple R: Sounds like a plan! Good luck guys (you'll need it)
*Team Poser I mean Power walks off*
Triple R: Their opponents for the first match will be Team Evil! Team Evil consists of Bison, Gill, and Akuma. Wow how did they get Akuma to join them? Oh well anyway hello there. Team Evil is an interesting name how did you come up with that?
Bison: Well. . . I think it's because we are all. . . Evil?
Triple R: Right. . . So do you think Team Pose. . . dang I mean Power has any chance of beating you in the first round?
Gill: No, with me as the team leader we shall take the victory over all our opponents.
Bison: Wait I thought I was the team leader?
Gill: No you aren't I am.
Bison: No, me!
Gill: No, me!
Bison: Me!
Gill: Me!
Bison: Me times one million!
Gill: Me times infinity!
Akuma: Shut up or I'll kill you all!
*Bison and Gill calm down*
Triple R: Well . . . good luck to you guys the first match is about to begin.
Referee Mills Lane: Ok Team Power and Team Evil you have two choices. You can fight each other one on one, meaning that when one of you defeats an opponent you have to face the next person in their team. First team to have all their member's eliminated loses. Or you can all engage in battle at the same time which is the free for all. The team that cause's the other team's members to submit, lose consciousness, or step outside of the ring wins. Ok what will it be?
(A/N: just think about Dragonball Z tournament rules)
Bison: Free for all. Let's get this over with quick.
Dan: Sure, I agree
Gill: Wait you aren't the team leader why are you calling the shots?
Bison: Shut up! You are too. . . too. . . naked to be team leader!
Gill: I'll show you!
Gill punches Bison in the face and kicks him in the stomach. Bison reels over but follows with an uppercut to Gill's chin that knocks him to the ground.
Bison: Now to show you what Psycho Power can do! Psycho Crusher!
Bison dove through the air and spiraled with Psycho energy. He hit Gill hard and knocked him to the edge of the arena.
Dan: Um aren't they supposed to be fighting us?
Adon: I think that's how this is supposed to go.
Sean: Shh maybe they'll knock themselves out and we get an easy win.
Bison leapt on Gill and the two continued to beat the crap out of each other
Akuma: ENOUGH!!! Messatsu Gou Hadou!
Akuma shot a huge stream of energy at both Bison and Gill which knocked them out of the arena and into a wall. The two fell to the ground and were knocked unconscious. A team of medics came and put them both on a stretcher and carried them off.
Akuma: I am the most powerful being in the Capcom Universe! And I don't need a team to prove it. I can do it on my own!
Sean: Does this mean we have to fight him on our own?
Adon: Uh oh
Akuma ran full speed toward Dan, Adon, and Sean. The three stood there terrified.
Adon: I think this is gonna hurt what do we do?
Dan: Gadoken!
Dan shot a puny fire ball at Akuma which fizzled and hit the ground long before it even reached him. The fireball landed on the ground of the arena and made a small crack in the floor. As Akuma ran toward them he tripped on the crack in the floor. Akuma slipped and landed on his head, which knocked him unconscious.
*The entire stadium was silent as if in shock.*
Referee Mills Lane: The winners are Team Power!!
*The stadium crowd went wild and applauded their victory, even if it was sheer luck*
Dan: We won?!? Yeah we won! I knew we could do it.
*Dan, Adon, and Sean jumped up and down with delight then left the arena.*
*The camera goes back to Triple R and he doesn't notice it"
Triple R: How in the hell did that happen? . . . Oh we're back to me! Yes! Well that was an interesting fight . . . It looks like Team Power goes on to the semi finals. . . B.B let's hear some audience reactions to the first match.
B.B Hood: Ok Triple R I'm here in the crowd and I'm about to ask a man with a bad toupee what he thinks of this.
Man with a Bad Toupee: It's not a toupee.
B.B Hood: Sure it's not. . . so what do you think of the first match?
Man with a Bad Toupee: Well, I think. . .
B.B Hood: You know what I don't care what you think you have a bad toupee, SECURITY!
*A large man in a black suit comes and grabs the man with a bad toupee*
Man with a Bad Toupee: AHHHHH!
B.B Hood: Well back to you Triple R!
Triple R: OK. . . This is Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh. . . and I'm here with the Lady Dark Stalkers. . . probably the most scantily clad team here. They are Morrigan, Lillith, and Felicia!
*All the men in the crowd whistle and yell*
Some Man in the Audience: Marry me Morrigan!
*Morrigan blows a kiss to the guy in the stands*
Triple R: So, ladies are you ready?
Morrigan: Of course the Lady Dark Stalkers are always ready!
Felicia: We are ready to kick some butt!
*The men in the crowd go wild*
Triple R: You definitely have a large amount of fans here backing you up. What are your plans to make it through this tournament?
Morrigan: Well we are going to blah blah blah then we blah blah because we blah blah blah.
*Triple R did not understand what she said because he was so busy looking at her cleavage*
Morrigan: Umm Triple R. . .Triple R are you listening to me?
Triple R: Umm. . . No I was looking at your cleavage. . . I mean umm broccoli makes me squeamish!
* The Lady Stalkers looked at him with a blank stare*
Triple R: You're not buying that are you?
Morrigan: No
Triple R: Thought not. . . Well good luck to you Lady Dark Stalkers.
*The Lady Dark Stalkers advance to the arena*
Triple R: Now I'm going to talk to Team Techie. Team Techie consists of Captain Commando, Hayato, and Jin. So fellas what strategy are you going to employ to defeat the Lady Dark Stalkers?
Captain Commando: Well I think the first thing we can do is probably try not to look at Morrigan's cleavage.
Triple R: Yeah I know what you mean that thing has hypnotic powers.
Hayato: We are going to come out on top.
Jin: Exactly.
Triple R: Good luck to you all.
*Team Techie advances to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok I want a good clean fight. . . Ok never mind fight as dirty as you want. Team Captains, do you want to fight One on One or free for all?
Captain Commando: One on One?
Morrigan: Sounds good to me.
Referee Mills Lane: Ok match 1 Lillith vs Hayato! Let's get it on!
Lillith extended her wings and flew at Hayato as soon as the match started. Hayato didn't even get a chance to unsheathe his plasma sword. Lillith started with a strong offensive of punches and kicks. Lillith hovered slightly above the ground as she struck at Hayato.
Lillith: Am I too much for you?
Hayato: I can handle anything you dish out.
Lillith punched at Hayato's face and he caught her first. He punched her in the stomach and sent her flying back a few feet. The punch surprised Lillith a bit but didn't knock her down. With a burst of speed Hayato ran at Lillith with his plasma sword extended. He swung at her neck with a horizontal slash. Lillith ducked under the attack and Hayato followed up with a vertical strike which Lillith sidestepped.
Lillith floated a few feet above the ground and kicked Hayato in the face. Hayato was stunned momentarily. Lillith tried to kick him in the face once again, but Hayato grabbed her leg and pulled her down from the air, and slammed her on the ground. Hayato held on to her leg and then began to swing her around and around.
Hayato: Right now is where I should say something cliché like lets go for a spin!
Hayato released Lillith and threw her very far away. She hit the ground hard and slid to the edge of the arena. She looked hurt but still tried to stand up.
Hayato: Learn to stay down! RASETSUZAN!
Hayato swung his sword vertically and a wave of blue energy rushed toward Lillith. She couldn't move out of the way in time so the energy hit her dead on and knocked her out of the ring.
Referee Mills Lane: Lillith has been eliminated by Hayato! Match 2 Felicia versus Hayato! Lets get it on!
Hayato: Bring it.
Felicia: Sure thing.
Hayato rushed at Felicia and sliced at her furiously. Felicia dodged each attack with ease. Felicia has the reflexes of a cat, probably because she is a cat but that's beside the point. She toyed with Hayato as she easily evaded each of his attacks.
Felicia: Missed me! Oops too slow! Try again!
Hayato: Hold still!
Hayato swung his sword with all his might and slashed at Felicia's neck. Felicia ducked under the attack and swept Hayato's leg. Hayato fell to the ground and Felicia put him in an arm bar.
Felicia: Say Uncle!
Felicia began to bend Hayato's arm.
Hayato: AHH! Alright Uncle! Uncle!
Referee Mills Lane: Hayato has been eliminated by Felicia! Match 3 Jin versus Felicia! Let's get it on!
*Hayato left the ring clutching his arm and Jin stepped in*
Jin: Now I'm going to show you why we are called Team Techie. We have the most advanced technology of any fighting team.
Felicia: I thought it was because you're all nerds.
Jin: What!? Ok so if a guy is interested in machines then he's automatically a nerd. You're just like the girls from my high school. I'll show you.
Jin presses a few buttons on a remote control and a huge robot descends from the sky. Jin jumps into the cockpit and prepares to fight.
Felicia: Wait hold on stop the fight! Is this legal?
Referee Mills Lane: I'm almost certain it is legal but if you aren't sure why don't you ask the author of this fan fic?
Felicia: JTurner can he do that?
*JTurner appears out of nowhere*
JTurner: Well yeah. See it says here in paragraph XIII section VI of the Capcom Team Fighting Rule book. All characters have complete access to weapons, skills, techniques, etc. that they would have in any other game that they have appeared in. You have all your techniques, claws, and speed Felicia. And Jin has his . . . big ass robot . . . it's only fair isn't it?
Felicia: So basically I'm screwed?
JTurner: Yeah, pretty much. But good luck anyway!
*JTurner disappears into thin air*
Jin: Are you done whining now? Can we go on?
Referee Mills Lane: Let's get it on!
Jin charged up his laser cannon and shot a huge blast of energy at Felicia. It hit Felicia head on and knocked her completely out of the ring.
Referee Mills Lane: Felicia has been eliminated by Jin! Match 4 Morrigan versus Jin.
Morrigan: What you got for me?
Jin: This!
Gatlin guns extended from the front of Jin's robot and began shooting rapidly at Morrigan. Morrigan dodged the bullets and flew into the sky.
Morrigan: SOUL FIST!
Morrigan shot a large fireball from her fist that struck the robot's armor but it didn't seem to damage it at all.
Jin: Oh please! Pitiful.
Jin began to fire off a few lasers into the air. Morrigan flew around them expertly and got in close range of Jin's robot. Morrigan dodged more fire and flew to the back of the robot.
Morrigan: Hmm I wonder what all these wires back here are for?
Jin: NOOOOO!
Morrigan begins to pull and tug at several wires which makes the robot go into a frenzy.
Jin: Oh no it's out of control!
Jin's robot began to do the Macarena.
Morrigan: Oh wow I loved that dance! Can we get some music?
*Suddenly the Macarena begins to play over the loud speakers in the dome. Morrigan begins to sing and do the Macarena.*
Morrigan: I'm not trying to seduce you! When I dance they call me Macarena and the boys they say que soy Buena! They all want me they can't have me! So they all come and dance along with me! Move with me! Chant with me! And if you're good I'll take you home with me! Ladies and gentlemen Los Del Rio!
*The two men from Los Del Rio jump onto the Arena floor*
Los Del Rio: Dale a tu cuerpo Alegria Macarena. Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa Buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena. Hey Macarena!
*Everyone in the audience gets up and starts doing the Macarena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok Ok enough of this singing and dancing we got a fight to go on with SECURITY!
*A man in a black suit comes and grabs Los Del Rio*
Los Del Rio: AHHHH!
Jins robot stops dancing then explodes shooting Jin into the air. Jin lands on the ground and is knocked unconscious.
Referee Mills Lane: Jin has been eliminated by Morrigan! Match 5 Captain Commando versus Morrigan! Let's get it on!
Captain Commano: I'll take this victory for my friends! CAPTAIN CORRIDOR!
Captain Commando: Struck the ground and sent a wave of electrical energy surging toward Morrigan. Morrigan flew over it and landed a few feet from the captain. He rushed at her and punched. Morrigan blocked and countered with a side kick. Captain Commando grabbed her leg. Then he swept her other leg out from under her. She fell to the ground and Captain Commando straddled her. Captain Commando raised his hand in the air. He was ready to strike her and knock her out but something was distracting him. Her cleavage it seemed to be . . . talking to him.
Cleavage: Get up and jump out of the arena. Disqualify yourself!
*Captain Commando went into a daze*
Captain Commando: I must . . . disqualify . . . myself!
He walked off in a zombie like state and proceeded to the edge of the ring.
Captain Commando: Disqualify . . . self!
*Captain Commando jumped off the edge of the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Morrigan's cleavage has eliminated Captain Commando! The winners of this fight are the Lady Dark Stalkers!
*The crowd went wild and began to go crazy*
Triple R: Hey I'm Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh and I must say that was an amazing match. I warned him about Morrigan's cleavage but he didn't want to listen.
(End of Chapter 1. Hope you liked it please review and tell me what you think.)
Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh: Hello everyone this is your announcer Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh. Also known as Triple R! WELCOME TO THE CAPCOM TEAM FIGHTING TOURNAMENT! All characters in this story are property of Capcom except for me! Oh and a few celebrities. Asterisks * * symbolize an action and character thoughts are in parenthesis ( ). Now I'm going to turn it over to B.B Hood for a little audience feedback!
B.B Hood: Thanks Triple R! The crowd is going wild here in the stands of the Capcom Dome Arena.
*The crowd behind B.B starts to yell and flip out*
B.B Hood: Characters from all over the Capcom Universe have formed teams of three and have come here to the Capcom Dome Arena to answer the question, who are the toughest Capcom characters? Right now I'm here with some random guy and girl whose names aren't important, excuse me sir what are your expectations for this tournament?
Some Random Guy: Oh yeah I'm on T.V! WHOOO!
*Some Random Guy starts to wave at the camera.*
B.B Hood: Yes you are, but what are your thoughts on the tournament?
Some Random Guy: I'd like to give a shot out to all my dawgs in Metro City holdin' it down for the big MC. Pookie, J.J, Lil Al, Tina what's up ya'll!
*B.B looks at the guy with a blank stare*
B.B Hood: ( I don't get paid enough for this) Are you done?
Some Random Guy: Yeah sorry.
B.B Hood: What are your thoughts on the tournament?
Some Random Guy: Oh yeah, Team Final Fight is going to take it all the way! WHOOOOO! Maki, Guy, and Cody are representin' Metro City!
B.B Hood: Right. . . So miss what are your thoughts on the tournament?
Some Random Girl: Oh yeah I'm on T.V!
B.B Hood: If you don't answer the frickin' question then I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass!
*B.B pulls out an uzi from her picnic basket*
Some Random Girl: Ok Ok. . . Ryu and Ken are so hot so I'm going to have to say Team Hadoken! Sakura is pretty cute to for a girl. If I were a guy then I'd. . .
*B.B. and Some Random Guy give her blank stares*
Some Random Girl: But I'm not a lesbian or anything. . .
*Ellen DeGeneres walks up*
Ellen DeGeneres: I'm a lesbian and I'm proud. You should be too!
*Ellen gets blank stares from everyone*
B.B Hood: What the?!?. . . How did you get in here? . . . You know what never mind SECURITY!
*A large man in a black suit grabs Ellen and drags her off*
Ellen DeGeneres: AHHHH!
B.B Hood: Anyway back to you Triple R
*The camera goes back to Triple R as he is picking his nose*
Triple R: Wow that's an odd color for a booger. Whoa! Ok were back to me! HaHa Triple R here and we are almost ready for our first match after a word from our sponsor!
*T.V Commercial*
Sally Struthers: Do you want to take over your own country? Sure we all do. You may want to for your own amusement or just to have countless citizens worship you as a god. That's why I am endorsing Bison's Guide to Conquering. This book provides excellent tips on forming your own evil syndicate to take over a country of your own. These tips include: Army training, weapons of mass destruction and recruiting your own lackeys. So when you're in the mood to terrorize the citizens of your country and rule them with an iron fist. Remember Bison's Guide to Conquering! In a book store near you!
Triple R: Yes! We are back! I'm here at ringside with Team Poser, which consists of Dan, Adon, and Sean.
Dan: That's Team Power! Not Poser!
Triple R: Whatever you say *Cough* loser *Cough*
Dan: What was that?
Triple R: Oh nothing. Anyway what do you think of how everyone considers your team as a bunch of rip off Street Fighter Characters?
Dan: I don't know what you're talking about?
Triple R: Well most people say you're a fake Ryu, Adon is a phony Sagat, and Sean is a wannabe Ken.
Adon: I disagree with that! Everyone knows I'd kick Sagat's ass any day of the week.
Triple R: Hey there goes Sagat! * Triple R points behind Adon*
Adon: Wha. . . What?!? Where? *Adon looks around in terror*
Triple R: Hah hah just kidding! So what's your plan to make it through the preliminary rounds?
Sean: Well, we are going to get in the ring and. . . and . . .beat the other guys up. . .
Dan and Adon: Yeah!
Triple R: Sounds like a plan! Good luck guys (you'll need it)
*Team Poser I mean Power walks off*
Triple R: Their opponents for the first match will be Team Evil! Team Evil consists of Bison, Gill, and Akuma. Wow how did they get Akuma to join them? Oh well anyway hello there. Team Evil is an interesting name how did you come up with that?
Bison: Well. . . I think it's because we are all. . . Evil?
Triple R: Right. . . So do you think Team Pose. . . dang I mean Power has any chance of beating you in the first round?
Gill: No, with me as the team leader we shall take the victory over all our opponents.
Bison: Wait I thought I was the team leader?
Gill: No you aren't I am.
Bison: No, me!
Gill: No, me!
Bison: Me!
Gill: Me!
Bison: Me times one million!
Gill: Me times infinity!
Akuma: Shut up or I'll kill you all!
*Bison and Gill calm down*
Triple R: Well . . . good luck to you guys the first match is about to begin.
Referee Mills Lane: Ok Team Power and Team Evil you have two choices. You can fight each other one on one, meaning that when one of you defeats an opponent you have to face the next person in their team. First team to have all their member's eliminated loses. Or you can all engage in battle at the same time which is the free for all. The team that cause's the other team's members to submit, lose consciousness, or step outside of the ring wins. Ok what will it be?
(A/N: just think about Dragonball Z tournament rules)
Bison: Free for all. Let's get this over with quick.
Dan: Sure, I agree
Gill: Wait you aren't the team leader why are you calling the shots?
Bison: Shut up! You are too. . . too. . . naked to be team leader!
Gill: I'll show you!
Gill punches Bison in the face and kicks him in the stomach. Bison reels over but follows with an uppercut to Gill's chin that knocks him to the ground.
Bison: Now to show you what Psycho Power can do! Psycho Crusher!
Bison dove through the air and spiraled with Psycho energy. He hit Gill hard and knocked him to the edge of the arena.
Dan: Um aren't they supposed to be fighting us?
Adon: I think that's how this is supposed to go.
Sean: Shh maybe they'll knock themselves out and we get an easy win.
Bison leapt on Gill and the two continued to beat the crap out of each other
Akuma: ENOUGH!!! Messatsu Gou Hadou!
Akuma shot a huge stream of energy at both Bison and Gill which knocked them out of the arena and into a wall. The two fell to the ground and were knocked unconscious. A team of medics came and put them both on a stretcher and carried them off.
Akuma: I am the most powerful being in the Capcom Universe! And I don't need a team to prove it. I can do it on my own!
Sean: Does this mean we have to fight him on our own?
Adon: Uh oh
Akuma ran full speed toward Dan, Adon, and Sean. The three stood there terrified.
Adon: I think this is gonna hurt what do we do?
Dan: Gadoken!
Dan shot a puny fire ball at Akuma which fizzled and hit the ground long before it even reached him. The fireball landed on the ground of the arena and made a small crack in the floor. As Akuma ran toward them he tripped on the crack in the floor. Akuma slipped and landed on his head, which knocked him unconscious.
*The entire stadium was silent as if in shock.*
Referee Mills Lane: The winners are Team Power!!
*The stadium crowd went wild and applauded their victory, even if it was sheer luck*
Dan: We won?!? Yeah we won! I knew we could do it.
*Dan, Adon, and Sean jumped up and down with delight then left the arena.*
*The camera goes back to Triple R and he doesn't notice it"
Triple R: How in the hell did that happen? . . . Oh we're back to me! Yes! Well that was an interesting fight . . . It looks like Team Power goes on to the semi finals. . . B.B let's hear some audience reactions to the first match.
B.B Hood: Ok Triple R I'm here in the crowd and I'm about to ask a man with a bad toupee what he thinks of this.
Man with a Bad Toupee: It's not a toupee.
B.B Hood: Sure it's not. . . so what do you think of the first match?
Man with a Bad Toupee: Well, I think. . .
B.B Hood: You know what I don't care what you think you have a bad toupee, SECURITY!
*A large man in a black suit comes and grabs the man with a bad toupee*
Man with a Bad Toupee: AHHHHH!
B.B Hood: Well back to you Triple R!
Triple R: OK. . . This is Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh. . . and I'm here with the Lady Dark Stalkers. . . probably the most scantily clad team here. They are Morrigan, Lillith, and Felicia!
*All the men in the crowd whistle and yell*
Some Man in the Audience: Marry me Morrigan!
*Morrigan blows a kiss to the guy in the stands*
Triple R: So, ladies are you ready?
Morrigan: Of course the Lady Dark Stalkers are always ready!
Felicia: We are ready to kick some butt!
*The men in the crowd go wild*
Triple R: You definitely have a large amount of fans here backing you up. What are your plans to make it through this tournament?
Morrigan: Well we are going to blah blah blah then we blah blah because we blah blah blah.
*Triple R did not understand what she said because he was so busy looking at her cleavage*
Morrigan: Umm Triple R. . .Triple R are you listening to me?
Triple R: Umm. . . No I was looking at your cleavage. . . I mean umm broccoli makes me squeamish!
* The Lady Stalkers looked at him with a blank stare*
Triple R: You're not buying that are you?
Morrigan: No
Triple R: Thought not. . . Well good luck to you Lady Dark Stalkers.
*The Lady Dark Stalkers advance to the arena*
Triple R: Now I'm going to talk to Team Techie. Team Techie consists of Captain Commando, Hayato, and Jin. So fellas what strategy are you going to employ to defeat the Lady Dark Stalkers?
Captain Commando: Well I think the first thing we can do is probably try not to look at Morrigan's cleavage.
Triple R: Yeah I know what you mean that thing has hypnotic powers.
Hayato: We are going to come out on top.
Jin: Exactly.
Triple R: Good luck to you all.
*Team Techie advances to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok I want a good clean fight. . . Ok never mind fight as dirty as you want. Team Captains, do you want to fight One on One or free for all?
Captain Commando: One on One?
Morrigan: Sounds good to me.
Referee Mills Lane: Ok match 1 Lillith vs Hayato! Let's get it on!
Lillith extended her wings and flew at Hayato as soon as the match started. Hayato didn't even get a chance to unsheathe his plasma sword. Lillith started with a strong offensive of punches and kicks. Lillith hovered slightly above the ground as she struck at Hayato.
Lillith: Am I too much for you?
Hayato: I can handle anything you dish out.
Lillith punched at Hayato's face and he caught her first. He punched her in the stomach and sent her flying back a few feet. The punch surprised Lillith a bit but didn't knock her down. With a burst of speed Hayato ran at Lillith with his plasma sword extended. He swung at her neck with a horizontal slash. Lillith ducked under the attack and Hayato followed up with a vertical strike which Lillith sidestepped.
Lillith floated a few feet above the ground and kicked Hayato in the face. Hayato was stunned momentarily. Lillith tried to kick him in the face once again, but Hayato grabbed her leg and pulled her down from the air, and slammed her on the ground. Hayato held on to her leg and then began to swing her around and around.
Hayato: Right now is where I should say something cliché like lets go for a spin!
Hayato released Lillith and threw her very far away. She hit the ground hard and slid to the edge of the arena. She looked hurt but still tried to stand up.
Hayato: Learn to stay down! RASETSUZAN!
Hayato swung his sword vertically and a wave of blue energy rushed toward Lillith. She couldn't move out of the way in time so the energy hit her dead on and knocked her out of the ring.
Referee Mills Lane: Lillith has been eliminated by Hayato! Match 2 Felicia versus Hayato! Lets get it on!
Hayato: Bring it.
Felicia: Sure thing.
Hayato rushed at Felicia and sliced at her furiously. Felicia dodged each attack with ease. Felicia has the reflexes of a cat, probably because she is a cat but that's beside the point. She toyed with Hayato as she easily evaded each of his attacks.
Felicia: Missed me! Oops too slow! Try again!
Hayato: Hold still!
Hayato swung his sword with all his might and slashed at Felicia's neck. Felicia ducked under the attack and swept Hayato's leg. Hayato fell to the ground and Felicia put him in an arm bar.
Felicia: Say Uncle!
Felicia began to bend Hayato's arm.
Hayato: AHH! Alright Uncle! Uncle!
Referee Mills Lane: Hayato has been eliminated by Felicia! Match 3 Jin versus Felicia! Let's get it on!
*Hayato left the ring clutching his arm and Jin stepped in*
Jin: Now I'm going to show you why we are called Team Techie. We have the most advanced technology of any fighting team.
Felicia: I thought it was because you're all nerds.
Jin: What!? Ok so if a guy is interested in machines then he's automatically a nerd. You're just like the girls from my high school. I'll show you.
Jin presses a few buttons on a remote control and a huge robot descends from the sky. Jin jumps into the cockpit and prepares to fight.
Felicia: Wait hold on stop the fight! Is this legal?
Referee Mills Lane: I'm almost certain it is legal but if you aren't sure why don't you ask the author of this fan fic?
Felicia: JTurner can he do that?
*JTurner appears out of nowhere*
JTurner: Well yeah. See it says here in paragraph XIII section VI of the Capcom Team Fighting Rule book. All characters have complete access to weapons, skills, techniques, etc. that they would have in any other game that they have appeared in. You have all your techniques, claws, and speed Felicia. And Jin has his . . . big ass robot . . . it's only fair isn't it?
Felicia: So basically I'm screwed?
JTurner: Yeah, pretty much. But good luck anyway!
*JTurner disappears into thin air*
Jin: Are you done whining now? Can we go on?
Referee Mills Lane: Let's get it on!
Jin charged up his laser cannon and shot a huge blast of energy at Felicia. It hit Felicia head on and knocked her completely out of the ring.
Referee Mills Lane: Felicia has been eliminated by Jin! Match 4 Morrigan versus Jin.
Morrigan: What you got for me?
Jin: This!
Gatlin guns extended from the front of Jin's robot and began shooting rapidly at Morrigan. Morrigan dodged the bullets and flew into the sky.
Morrigan: SOUL FIST!
Morrigan shot a large fireball from her fist that struck the robot's armor but it didn't seem to damage it at all.
Jin: Oh please! Pitiful.
Jin began to fire off a few lasers into the air. Morrigan flew around them expertly and got in close range of Jin's robot. Morrigan dodged more fire and flew to the back of the robot.
Morrigan: Hmm I wonder what all these wires back here are for?
Jin: NOOOOO!
Morrigan begins to pull and tug at several wires which makes the robot go into a frenzy.
Jin: Oh no it's out of control!
Jin's robot began to do the Macarena.
Morrigan: Oh wow I loved that dance! Can we get some music?
*Suddenly the Macarena begins to play over the loud speakers in the dome. Morrigan begins to sing and do the Macarena.*
Morrigan: I'm not trying to seduce you! When I dance they call me Macarena and the boys they say que soy Buena! They all want me they can't have me! So they all come and dance along with me! Move with me! Chant with me! And if you're good I'll take you home with me! Ladies and gentlemen Los Del Rio!
*The two men from Los Del Rio jump onto the Arena floor*
Los Del Rio: Dale a tu cuerpo Alegria Macarena. Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa Buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena. Hey Macarena!
*Everyone in the audience gets up and starts doing the Macarena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok Ok enough of this singing and dancing we got a fight to go on with SECURITY!
*A man in a black suit comes and grabs Los Del Rio*
Los Del Rio: AHHHH!
Jins robot stops dancing then explodes shooting Jin into the air. Jin lands on the ground and is knocked unconscious.
Referee Mills Lane: Jin has been eliminated by Morrigan! Match 5 Captain Commando versus Morrigan! Let's get it on!
Captain Commano: I'll take this victory for my friends! CAPTAIN CORRIDOR!
Captain Commando: Struck the ground and sent a wave of electrical energy surging toward Morrigan. Morrigan flew over it and landed a few feet from the captain. He rushed at her and punched. Morrigan blocked and countered with a side kick. Captain Commando grabbed her leg. Then he swept her other leg out from under her. She fell to the ground and Captain Commando straddled her. Captain Commando raised his hand in the air. He was ready to strike her and knock her out but something was distracting him. Her cleavage it seemed to be . . . talking to him.
Cleavage: Get up and jump out of the arena. Disqualify yourself!
*Captain Commando went into a daze*
Captain Commando: I must . . . disqualify . . . myself!
He walked off in a zombie like state and proceeded to the edge of the ring.
Captain Commando: Disqualify . . . self!
*Captain Commando jumped off the edge of the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Morrigan's cleavage has eliminated Captain Commando! The winners of this fight are the Lady Dark Stalkers!
*The crowd went wild and began to go crazy*
Triple R: Hey I'm Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh and I must say that was an amazing match. I warned him about Morrigan's cleavage but he didn't want to listen.
(End of Chapter 1. Hope you liked it please review and tell me what you think.)