Disclaimer: I don't own the Jak 2 cast. Yet....Bwahahaha!
DarkEcoOttsel: Hello! This isn't my first Jak and Daxter fic but you should still be nice and don't flame me! I've had this idea for a while and I know that there are already several fics up where humans come to J&D's world. But this one is different and hopefully people will enjoy it! This screwy fic is a combination of Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance, and a little bit of Suspense. Rated PG13 for language and violence. Please enjoy...
Chapter One ~~ Into the Game
"Damn you, Kor! Die, die, die!!" Vicki shouted as she played Jak II. The red head had gotten Jak II with her bud, Jessie, at the mall and they both shared the game. Vicki got to play it first because Jessie's idiot brother broke her PS2.
"C'mon, Vick! He's almost dead!" Jessie cheered as she watched her best friend battle Kor. She was the same age as Vicki, but she was in the first year of high school with Vicki's sister, Becky.
"I'm trying!! This bastard keeps moving around on me!" Vicki shouted. She didn't take her eyes off the screen. She was a talented artist and very good at most video games. She could beat every game thrown at her.
"He's in the red! Go for it!" Becky shouted from her seat at the computer. She used to be very close to Jessie before Vicki came along.
"Take this!" Vicki shouted as she shot Kor with the Peace Maker. It depleted all of Kor's remaining health points and the Precursor Ring severed his head.
"WAHOO!!" Vicki leaped up and gave Jessie and Becky a high five.
"Nice! Another game down, a bazillion left for you to defeat," Jessie said happily.
"Hey, look! There's a movie playing," Becky pointed to the screen and soon the three girls were quiet as they watched.
"Hey, the kid and Young Samos are going into the ring," Vicki whispered. She stared at the ring and gasped as it seemed to expand, taking over the huge screen.
"What the hell?!" Jessie shouted as a wind started to pick up inside the room. She gulped as she, Vicki, and Becky were sucked through the TV and into the portal.
"AHHHHGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Vicki landed with a thump. She waited a second for her head to stop spinning before she looked up. She nearly screamed when she realized where she was. It was Haven City!! THE Haven City!!!!!
"Holy crap!" Vicki sat up and looked towards the sky, which she could barley see because of the tall buildings of the slums. "No way!! This is awesome! Right guys?? Guys...?"
Vicki looked around but she only saw a parked zoomer. It was the middle of the night and she was stuck in some alleyway.
"Dammit, now what do I do?" Vickie sighed as she scratched her head. She froze when she touched her ears, which were now long and elf-like.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vicki covered her mouth with her gloved hand and took deep breaths. She was about to scream again when something fell from the sky and landed in front of her.
Vicki looked up slowly and saw what appeared to be a tall, dark creepy looking thing with a rabid animal on his shoulder.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!!" Vicki screamed in horror. The tall thing quickly slapped a hand over her mouth.
"Shut up, you!" the thing said in a voice that sounded very familiar to her. "What's the matter with you anyway?! You'll alert the Krimson Guards."
"J-Jak?" Vicki muttered after he had lowered his hand. "Daxter?"
"Woah! Jak, this babe knows our names!" Something short and fuzzy hopped off Jak's shoulders and stood in front of Vicki.
"COOL! It IS you two!!" Vicki grabbed Daxter and gave him a big hug. She stopped hugging the ottsel and leaped at Jak. "NO WAY!!! I can ACTUALLY see you up close and TOUCH you even! Wow, you're a lot taller in person. From the TV, you looked a lot shorter. Even the FAT men were taller than you!"
Jak blinked.
"Is this REALLY Haven City? This is so freakin cool!! Didja get the Peace Maker yet?? Can I pull your ears??"
"Chill, sweetheart!" Daxter said smoothly as he sat up as he recovered from the huge hug he got from her.
"Nope, sorry, can't. Too much sugar. To much sweets. I LOVE MY LEMON DROPS! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THOSE LEMONS!!!!!"
"Shut up!!" Jak shouted. He started to walk out of the alley.
Vicki followed him as she continued to stare at her surroundings. She stopped when she saw Kor and the Kid. Her hyperness instantly faded when she saw Kor. That back-stabbing jackass!!
Jak and Daxter walked towards them and Vicki hurried to catch up. She was about to warn Jak not to talk to Kor, but Kor already stopped Jak and she bumped into him. Jak looked back at her and gave her a warning glance.
"Hello, strangers. My name is Kor," Kor said in his ancient voice. "May I help you two?"
"You look like a reasonably smart man," Jak said angrily. "I want information. Where the hell am I?"
Vicki then realized that she was in the beginning of the game. Beginning?! She had completed the game so why was she starting out here?! WHY??!!
"Ahh...sorry," Daxter apologized for Jak. "He's new to the whole conversation thing."
"Well, my angry young friend," Kor dusted himself off. He looked annoyed but he continued, "You are a guest of his majesty Baron Praxis the ruler of glorious Haven City."
"I was just a guest in the good Baron's prison," Jak muttered.
"We don't know about her though," Daxter cut in and he pointed to Vicki.
Vicki snapped out of it and glared at Kor. For a second or two he glared right back.
"Hello, whore—ah, Kor!" Vicki coughed several times but she couldn't help but laugh a little. "Sorry, frog in my throat. Cough, cough..."
"Inside a cell, or inside a city...walls surround us both," Kor said as he ignored Vicki's remark. He shook his head. "We are all his prisoners."
Vicki gasped and Kor turned around. His eyes widened in shock. A couple KGs, or Krimson Guards, were walking towards them.
"Talk about being wrong place at the wrong time," Kor began to back up and the Kid followed him. "I'd move on, if I were you."
"By order of his eminence, the grand protector of Haven City, Baron Praxis" one guard said, "everyone in this section his hear by under arrest for suspicion of harboring underground fugitives. Surrender and die!"
"Uh, oh," Vicki muttered wide-eyed.
"Ahhh...excuse me, sir," Daxter stepped towards the guard. "Don't you mean surrender OR DIE?!
"Not in this city," Kor and the Kid began to move away. "Protect is from these guards an I'll introduce you to someone who can help you!"
Jak looked at Kor and then back at the guards. He sneered.
"Jak, wait!" Vicki tried to warn him but he was already attacking some of the guards.
"Get outta here!" Jak shouted to her.
Instead of doing just that, she charged at some of the guards that were coming out of their zoomer. She quickly kicked a few in the balls with her new boots and tried to elbow them in the stomach but the armor was too hard. One grabbed her from behind but she flung him over her shoulder.
"Take that, you Krimson goons!" Vicki shouted as she kicked one in the crotch and he moaned in pain.
She glanced over at Jak, who had transformed into Dark Jak at the last second.
Damn, Vicki thought, I didn't get to see the transformation up close!
Her thoughts were cut short as a guard grabbed her arm and twisted it backwards.
"AGH!!" Vicki shouted. She elbowed the guard in the crotch, spun around, and kneed him in the face. She panted, "Cool, I didn't know I could do that! It must be all those action-adventure movies I watch!"
After the rest of the guards were taken care of, Jak transformed back into his normal self.
Vicki walked up to him and Daxter did as well.
"That was cool! Do it again," Daxter said and grinned.
"Something's happening to me," Jak muttered through clenched teeth. " Something he did. I can't control it."
Daxter stepped back and Vicki gulped.
"Very interesting," Kor said. As he talked with Jak and told him about Torn, Daxter walked up to Vicki.
"So who are you?" the ottsel asked.
"I'm Vicki," she said as she ran her fingers through her dark red hair. Her fingers bumped into her ears and she groaned in frustration.
"Let me rephrase that," Daxter smirked. "WHAT are you?"
"Huh?"
"I saw you kicking ass!"
"So? What's your point?"
"My point is—" Daxter stopped as Jak walked up to them.
"C'mon, Dax," Jak muttered as the ottsel leaped onto his shoulder. "We gotta go, um, that way."
"Wait!" Vicki ran after them.
"What now? Don't you have a home to go to?" Jak snapped.
"Um," Vicki said quietly. "No. I'm kinda...lost?"
"Well, I'm not a babysitter," Jak said as he walked past her without looking at her. "I've gotta go find a guy named—"
"Torn?"
Jak stopped. "Huh?"
"I know where he is," Vicki said. She looked up at a passing zoomer. She leaped up and kicked the guy off it. It was one of the small ones. She smiled and said, "We can take one of these. It'll be a lot faster."
Jak's jaw dropped and Daxter shut it for him.
"C'mon, I don't got all day," Vicki said as she lowered the zoomer into the low zone. "Are we gonna go see Torn or not?"
"Fine," Jak grumbled. "But I'm driving."
"What?" Vicki's smile faded. "No way!! This might be my only chance to drive a zoomer when I don't even have a license!"
"Too bad," Jak said as he got on in front of her. "Sit down and shut up. It's gonna be a bumpy ride."
Vicki screamed as he took off into the crowd of people and guards without a second glance. That is, until he hit a guard and all hell broke lose.
"You idiot! Now the guards are after us!" Vicki cried angrily.
Jak swiftly turned a corner and Vicki was nearly thrown off. She wrapped her hands around him tightly and shut her eyes. The motion of the zoomer began to swerve and go up and down to avoid the crossfire from the guards. She began to get a severe case of motion sickness.
"Hey, girl," Jak shouted over his shoulder. "Which way?"
Vicki opened her eyes and tried not to puke. Her vision was blurry and she could hardly tell left from right.
"Ugh, right," Vicki muttered and she shut her eyes again.
Suddenly, just as Jak was turning right, a guard zoomer came slamming into their zoomer and they both exploded in a large fireball with yellow sparks.
"Agh!" Jak cried as he fell to the ground. He landed on his feet luckily. He began to look for another zoomer.
"Jak, wait! Where's Vicki?" Daxter shouted in his ear.
"Who?"
"The girl!!"
"Oh, her," Jak muttered as he turned around.
Vicki was thrown from the zoomer when it exploded. She hit the ground with a thud and didn't dare move. Now her head was spinning with sickness and pain. She didn't know what happened.
"Halt!"
Vicki opened her eyes weakly and brushed her wild hair out of her face. A guard was standing above her with his gun to her head.
"Don't move!" he ordered and he poked her with his gun.
"Get away from me!" Vicki cried and she thrusted her hand at him in hopes that she would hit him. There was a flash of yellow and white as a ball of Yellow Eco blasted from her hand and slashed through the guard.
"Wha—?!" Vicki gasped and sat up. She stared at her hands in disbelief. Did she just do that? Cool!! What else could she do?
Vicki stood up and watched as more guards came streaming out of one of their large transport zoomers. There was around a dozen and one was headed right at her. This is the huge action scene!
Without a second thought, she leaped into the air and did a front flip. As she was coming down, she landed on his head with her heavy boots. He was out cold. Vicki quickly did several cartwheels so she smacked a guard in the chin as both her feet came up. Another one down, ten to go. She stopped as another guard let out a cry as he lunged for her. She started punching him so fast she was a blur. Before he was totally knocked out, she made her hand into that kung-fu claw and socked him in the face. Another guard came up behind her and she elbowed him once in the gut, and slammed her knuckles into his nose without turning around. Two guards leaped at her from both sides, one getting ready to stab her. She leaped into the air and did a quick split, slamming her feet into their faces. Almost done! One guard chased her towards a wall but she didn't stop there. She ran up the side of the wall and did a small back flip. She landed behind him and he turned around and held his gun up in front of his face. Vicki easily punched through the gun and her fist connected with his mouth. The last guard she would fight screamed as he ran towards her. She did a replica of Jak's spin kick and he was soon down and out. She looked around for the other two guards but they had run back to the zoomer and taken off.
Jak was literally speechless. He had never seen someone do anything like that—especially a girl!
Vicki panted heavily and she was sweating. She tucked a lose strand of her hair behind her elf ears and sighed.
"Man, that was annoying."
"Who was your trainer, babe?!" Daxter cried after a moment of shocked silence.
"I didn't have a trainer," Vicki said as she walked past them. There was a parked zoomer not too far off.
"Then how did you learn to do that?" Jak managed to mutter as he walked after her. "That was amazing!"
"Thanks," Vicki said. "I dunno. I guess I was just born with this talent."
Jak and Daxter looked at each other before running after the mysterious redhead.
~~~~~~~ Meanwhile at the Stadium ~~~~~~~
Becky opened her eyes and found herself on a bed in a small room. Posters of zoomers and different parts of machines and such covered the walls.
"Um, hello?" Becky sat up and called. When no one answered, she got up and left the small room. She shielded her eyes as sparks flew from a blowtorch. A woman with teal hair was using it on a machine that looked very familiar.
Becky cleared her throat loudly and the woman turned around and lifted up her goggles. It was Keira!
"Oh, you're awake," Keira said and smiled.
"K-Keira?!?!" Becky stuttered.
"Yes?" Keira raised her eyes brows.
"Oh my God," Becky muttered. "But...who when where how WHY?!"
"Um," Keira started but Becky continued.
"Why am I here?! Why couldn't I start out at the Naughty Ottsel?! WHY, WHY, WHY?!?!" Becky began shouting and tromping around the room.
"Excuse me," Keira interrupted her. "Who are you?"
"I'm Becky," Becky said and she calmed down a little. She ran a hand through her blond hair and said, "I am at the racing garage, aren't I?"
"Yeah," Keira took off her goggles and set them down on a table. "I'm—"
"Keira, I know."
"But how do you know who I am?" Keira looked surprised. "I found you outside a couple hours ago and I never even saw you around her before."
"I ah," Becky searched for an excuse. "I found one of your papers and I saw you name?" It was more like a question than a response.
"Oh," Keira said and she seemed to buy it. "Well, where do you live? I'll drive you home if you want."
"No, it's alright," Becky was doing her best to bite her tongue. " Besides, um, I don't live anywhere near here. And I see you're working on a project."
"Oh!" Keira gasped and looked behind her at the Rift Rider that was still quite unfinished. "Um, please don't tell anyone about this. It's supposed to be a secret."
"No problem," Becky replied and gave her a thumbs up. "I can keep a secret."
"Good," Keira said.
At that moment, Erol came into the race garage calling Keira's name.
"Is that who I think it is?" Becky whispered.
"It's Erol," Keira said with a slight hint of dreaminess in her voice. " He's—"
"A bastard, I know," Becky finished and before Keira could respond, Erol shouted something.
"Keira, sweetheart, are you here?"
Keira left Becky standing there and she walked through the curtains and out into the main part of the garage. She could see Erol and Keira's silhouette clearly and she almost let out a scream when she saw the two kiss full on the lips.
Sons of bitches! Becky thought bitterly. THIS is why Vick, Jess, and me hate the two of them!
Becky suddenly had an urge to stop them. An idea popped into her head. She stepped out from behind the curtain with a loud rustle and the two broke apart.
"Sorry to interrupt," Becky said with a hint of slyness. "But I was just about to ask Erol for a quick race. I mean, I AM the fastest girl racer on the planet."
"Is that so?" Erol said and his eyes narrowed.
Yes! Becky thought. He's falling into my trap! I KNEW he couldn't resist a race!
"Okay then, it's a race," Erol said and Becky grinned evilly. It was then that she remembered that she didn't know how to work one of those stupid racers.
A few minutes later, Becky and Erol were seated on racers in the stadium with only Keira watching them. Becky felt rather nervous. As she glanced down at her vehicle, she realized how easy it looked. She had to steer with the handlebars and press the red button when she reached a power-up. It was just like a motorcycle! She could do this! Yeah!!
"One lap!" Keira shouted from the sidelines.
"Ready to lose?" Erol said as he flipped down his goofy-looking helmet thing.
"That's my line," Becky glared at him as she reached up and pulled her goggles down over her eyes. She felt her ears and bit her lip. She wanted to scream but instead she added, "Oh, by the way, did anyone ever tell you that your helmet makes you look like a giant, mutated bug?"
"Huh?"
"GO!" Keira shouted as she dropped a white cloth on the ground near the sidelines.
Becky and Erol gunned it and they were soon speeding down the track.
Becky struggled to hold onto the handlebars as she sped down the track. Driving one of these was harder than it looked and not to mention that Erol was at least ten feet ahead of her.
Becky grabbed a power up and pushed the button. She was yanked backwards as the racer blasted forward. She looked in dismay as Erol grabbed a power up as well and sped up. He was now much farther ahead of her and it would take quite a few power ups and tricks to catch up to him.
The finish line was coming in close. She didn't have a chance to grab anymore power ups and she began to panic.
Oh, no! Becky thought. I can't let him win! I have to protect Jak and Keira...well, maybe not her, but definitely Jak! And what about Vicki and Jessie? She couldn't let them down. And what if the Baron captured them?! NO!!
Becky began to glow a light, sparky blue. She looked down at her hands and saw that they were glowing the brightest, as well as her feet. The whole racer began to speed up greatly and she held on for dear life as she zoomed past Erol and crossed the finish line.
"What?! NO!" Erol shouted angrily as his racer came to a stop.
Becky slammed on the breaks and her racer stopped as well. The glowing around her disappeared with a flicker. She leaped off the racer and punched her fist into the air.
"WhooHOO! I whooped Erol's fat ass! For once in my life!!" Becky cheered.
Erol growled and got off his racer. He ripped the helmet off his head in anger and tossed it aside. He approached Becky and grabbed her shoulder.
"Listen, kid," he hissed. "Just cause you beat me once doesn't mean that I'm gonna let you off easy."
"Kid?" Becky turned to face him, her face twisted in anger. "I AM NOT A KID!!!!"
"What the--?!" Erol gasped as Becky's body began to vibrate a light blue color.
Becky didn't hesitate at all. She quickly ran at Erol and all he saw was a blue blur. She leaped at him and quickly delivered some disserved kicks. Erol tried to block them with his arms, a defense move he had learned in training, but Becky easily kicked them out of the way and proceeded to kick his shoulders, chest and face.
"STOP!!" Keira shouted.
Becky, who had been suspended in midair, stopped kicking him and she landed on her feet as she hit the ground. She looked at Erol, who was doubled over in pain, and gently, but not TOO gently, smacked him on the head with her fist.
"Jackass," Becky muttered as the glow around her disappeared. "Call me a kid again..."
But Erol had already grabbed his helmet and sped off on his racer without hearing the rest of what Becky had to say.
Keira sighed angrily and glared at Becky. To her surprise, Becky sent one of her coldest, iciest glares right back at her. (She's very good at glaring). It was going to be a long night.
~~~~~~~ Meanwhile at Vin's ~~~~~~~
Jessie woke up with a light start. She was in a dark room with a small cot for a bed and a bedside table next to her.
"Damn, now where am I?" Jessie muttered as she scratched her head. It was then that she realized her ears were replaced with elf ears. Her eyes grew huge. "Sweet! I wish it was Holloween, then I could be Jak or Keira or...Sig! Yeah!"
Jessie got out of the bed and walked down a short hallway. There was a bright light at the end of the hallway and Jessie started to mumble things like, "Oh, no! I'm dead! I gotta stay away from the light! Wait a second, the light's supposed to be for Heaven, not Hell! Ack! God, you sent me to the wrong place!!"
Jessie stepped out of the hallway and blinked until her eyes adjusted to the light. She found herself standing in an oh too familiar lab—Vin's!
"Holy freaking Christ! I'm—" Jessie cut herself off as she looked around the lab at all the buttons and such. Buttons....
"Oooh," Jessie muttered as she walked towards a control panel with loads of blinking buttons. Jessie had a tendency to touch things when she wasn't supposed to. She was about to touch a button when a hand grabbed her wrist and pulled her away from the panel.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Vin shouted at her as he dragged her away from the blinking panel.
"Must push buttons!!" Jessie shouted back at him as she struggled to get away from him.
"Would you knock it off already?!" Vin cried as he sat her down on a chair. "Don't touch anything!! God knows what would happen!"
"Jeez, Vin!" Jessie let out an exasperated sigh. "Chill! That's the trouble with you—"
"Hold your horses," Vin waved his hands. "How do you know who I am? I never told you my name!"
"Oh, I never told you mine either," Jessie said, missing Vin's point entirely. "It's Jessie."
"Well, Jessie," Vin tried again, "how do you know my name? I never even met you before!"
"I'm um, psychic?"
"Huh?"
"I know things," Jessie shrugged and then added in a little more than a whisper, "and I see dead people."
"W-wha?" Vin asked and his face took on a freaked out appearance.
"Just kidding!" Jessie tried to reassure him, knowing how freaked out he can get. "But I really know things."
"Like what?"
"Um," Jessie looked around the room and saw the teleporter ring. "I know what that is."
"Well, I wold think so," Vin said. "That's where you came from. There was clatter from over in that area and the next thing I knew, a girl came flying out of it and she slammed her head as she hit the ground."
"Ohh," Jessie nodded slowly. "And I take it that girl was me?"
"Were you dropped on your head when you were little?"
"How'd you know?!?"
Vin sighed and turned back to the panels with the buttons and stuff. " Look, I don't have time to chat. The Baron's expecting me to work my butt off, and since I'm already up to my head with crap to do—"
"I can help."
Vin continued to type and didn't look up. He shuddered and said, "You almost destroyed the shield wall! If you had touched that button—"
"Vin, I wasn't actually going to press it!" Jessie said and stood up. " Gawd, it's not like I'm stupid or anything!"
Vin stared at her and sighed. "Alright, if you're not actually stupid then prove it."
"Hmm, okay," Jessie looked around the room. She walked over to a small control panel and stared at the blinking lights. She smiled and hurriedly began to press almost all the buttons at once. He gloved hands roamed over the keyboard without a second thought.
"H-hey! What're you doing?" Vin asked as he approached her but stopped when the lights dimmed in the room and music started blaring from the speakers inside and outside. The holographic things where the Baron's voice came from turned off and lit up again with the sound of an electric guitar blasting from it.
"GAH!" Vin shouted and he pushed her away from the panel and quickly neutralized the process. He turned back to Jessie and shouted, "Now look what you've done!"
"What? It's called music," Jessie stated calmly and she grinned.
There was a loud bang on the door and a Krimson Guard shouted, "Open up by orders of Baron Praxis!"
"Uh, oh! We're going die!" Vin cried as he hid behind Jessie. "The Baron must've heard! We're doomed!"
"This is your last chance before we blast the door down!" another guard shouted as they continued to bang on the door.
Jessie reached over and pushed a large button.
Vin gasped and screamed, "No!"
"Well, do you want them to blast the door down?" Jessie asked. Jessie could be so absentminded at times it wasn't funny.
The door slid open and guards came streaming into the lab.
"You two are under arrest!" a guard shouted as he aimed his gun at Jessie's head.
"What'd we do?" Jessie asked the guard as she stared at the gun.
"Now's not the time to act stupid!" Vin cried frantically as he backed up.
"Who's says I'm acting?" Jessie turned to look at him. A guard put a firm hand on her shoulder and Jessie tenses not from shock but anger. Pure anger.
"Get yer paws offa me!!" Jessie screamed as she grabbed the guard by the wrist and tossed him effortlessly into another guard.
"Halt!" a guard cried as he fired his gun, the bullets streaking towards Jessie. She began to glow an orange-red and she held her hand up. The bullets met her hand and disintegrated into dust.
"What the hell?!" a guard shouted in shock. He ran at her with the shock- stick thing, ready to hit her. Jessie only grinned evilly and grabbed the stick out of his hands as he ran at her. He watched in utter shock as she quickly snapped the metal weapon in half like it was no big deal.
"Huh?" Vin muttered as he watched Jessie. Suddenly, a guard came at him outta no where. Vin cried, "Oh shoot!"
Jessie turned around and tripped the guard that was running at Vin. The guard hit the floor and Jessie kicked him in the back, instantly shattering his backbone.
"Vin, get through the teleport gate!" Jessie shouted as she punched and kicked a few more guards out of the way.
"Are you kidding?! There're Metal Heads through there!" Vin shouted frantically as he backed up towards the portal.
"Do you wanna die here or have Jak come to rescue you at the Strip Mine?" Jessie asked as she flung a guard straight into another one with such force that the two died instantly.
"Who's Jak?" Vin asked but he didn't get an answer as Jessie kicked a guard one final time in the gut and then grabbed Vin by the collar.
"Don't argue with me! Just go!" Jessie ordered as she dragged Vin through the teleport gate and they disappeared.
~~~~ to be continued ~~~~
DarkEcoOttsel: One chapter down. Sorry if it was too long but I had to cram all the new characters in somewhere. Don't flame me unless you think this story is so utterly pointless and retarded. Review!!
Vicki: I think this story is utterly pointless and retarded. Can I flame?
DarkEcoOttsel: Nope.
Jak: Aww, I wanted to flame too.
DarkEcoOttsel: Do you people hate me THAT much?!
All: Yes.
DarkEcoOttsel: All the more reason to torture you! Bwa!
All: Groan...!
DarkEcoOttsel: Until next time TTFN!
DarkEcoOttsel: Hello! This isn't my first Jak and Daxter fic but you should still be nice and don't flame me! I've had this idea for a while and I know that there are already several fics up where humans come to J&D's world. But this one is different and hopefully people will enjoy it! This screwy fic is a combination of Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance, and a little bit of Suspense. Rated PG13 for language and violence. Please enjoy...
Chapter One ~~ Into the Game
"Damn you, Kor! Die, die, die!!" Vicki shouted as she played Jak II. The red head had gotten Jak II with her bud, Jessie, at the mall and they both shared the game. Vicki got to play it first because Jessie's idiot brother broke her PS2.
"C'mon, Vick! He's almost dead!" Jessie cheered as she watched her best friend battle Kor. She was the same age as Vicki, but she was in the first year of high school with Vicki's sister, Becky.
"I'm trying!! This bastard keeps moving around on me!" Vicki shouted. She didn't take her eyes off the screen. She was a talented artist and very good at most video games. She could beat every game thrown at her.
"He's in the red! Go for it!" Becky shouted from her seat at the computer. She used to be very close to Jessie before Vicki came along.
"Take this!" Vicki shouted as she shot Kor with the Peace Maker. It depleted all of Kor's remaining health points and the Precursor Ring severed his head.
"WAHOO!!" Vicki leaped up and gave Jessie and Becky a high five.
"Nice! Another game down, a bazillion left for you to defeat," Jessie said happily.
"Hey, look! There's a movie playing," Becky pointed to the screen and soon the three girls were quiet as they watched.
"Hey, the kid and Young Samos are going into the ring," Vicki whispered. She stared at the ring and gasped as it seemed to expand, taking over the huge screen.
"What the hell?!" Jessie shouted as a wind started to pick up inside the room. She gulped as she, Vicki, and Becky were sucked through the TV and into the portal.
"AHHHHGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Vicki landed with a thump. She waited a second for her head to stop spinning before she looked up. She nearly screamed when she realized where she was. It was Haven City!! THE Haven City!!!!!
"Holy crap!" Vicki sat up and looked towards the sky, which she could barley see because of the tall buildings of the slums. "No way!! This is awesome! Right guys?? Guys...?"
Vicki looked around but she only saw a parked zoomer. It was the middle of the night and she was stuck in some alleyway.
"Dammit, now what do I do?" Vickie sighed as she scratched her head. She froze when she touched her ears, which were now long and elf-like.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vicki covered her mouth with her gloved hand and took deep breaths. She was about to scream again when something fell from the sky and landed in front of her.
Vicki looked up slowly and saw what appeared to be a tall, dark creepy looking thing with a rabid animal on his shoulder.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!!" Vicki screamed in horror. The tall thing quickly slapped a hand over her mouth.
"Shut up, you!" the thing said in a voice that sounded very familiar to her. "What's the matter with you anyway?! You'll alert the Krimson Guards."
"J-Jak?" Vicki muttered after he had lowered his hand. "Daxter?"
"Woah! Jak, this babe knows our names!" Something short and fuzzy hopped off Jak's shoulders and stood in front of Vicki.
"COOL! It IS you two!!" Vicki grabbed Daxter and gave him a big hug. She stopped hugging the ottsel and leaped at Jak. "NO WAY!!! I can ACTUALLY see you up close and TOUCH you even! Wow, you're a lot taller in person. From the TV, you looked a lot shorter. Even the FAT men were taller than you!"
Jak blinked.
"Is this REALLY Haven City? This is so freakin cool!! Didja get the Peace Maker yet?? Can I pull your ears??"
"Chill, sweetheart!" Daxter said smoothly as he sat up as he recovered from the huge hug he got from her.
"Nope, sorry, can't. Too much sugar. To much sweets. I LOVE MY LEMON DROPS! CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THOSE LEMONS!!!!!"
"Shut up!!" Jak shouted. He started to walk out of the alley.
Vicki followed him as she continued to stare at her surroundings. She stopped when she saw Kor and the Kid. Her hyperness instantly faded when she saw Kor. That back-stabbing jackass!!
Jak and Daxter walked towards them and Vicki hurried to catch up. She was about to warn Jak not to talk to Kor, but Kor already stopped Jak and she bumped into him. Jak looked back at her and gave her a warning glance.
"Hello, strangers. My name is Kor," Kor said in his ancient voice. "May I help you two?"
"You look like a reasonably smart man," Jak said angrily. "I want information. Where the hell am I?"
Vicki then realized that she was in the beginning of the game. Beginning?! She had completed the game so why was she starting out here?! WHY??!!
"Ahh...sorry," Daxter apologized for Jak. "He's new to the whole conversation thing."
"Well, my angry young friend," Kor dusted himself off. He looked annoyed but he continued, "You are a guest of his majesty Baron Praxis the ruler of glorious Haven City."
"I was just a guest in the good Baron's prison," Jak muttered.
"We don't know about her though," Daxter cut in and he pointed to Vicki.
Vicki snapped out of it and glared at Kor. For a second or two he glared right back.
"Hello, whore—ah, Kor!" Vicki coughed several times but she couldn't help but laugh a little. "Sorry, frog in my throat. Cough, cough..."
"Inside a cell, or inside a city...walls surround us both," Kor said as he ignored Vicki's remark. He shook his head. "We are all his prisoners."
Vicki gasped and Kor turned around. His eyes widened in shock. A couple KGs, or Krimson Guards, were walking towards them.
"Talk about being wrong place at the wrong time," Kor began to back up and the Kid followed him. "I'd move on, if I were you."
"By order of his eminence, the grand protector of Haven City, Baron Praxis" one guard said, "everyone in this section his hear by under arrest for suspicion of harboring underground fugitives. Surrender and die!"
"Uh, oh," Vicki muttered wide-eyed.
"Ahhh...excuse me, sir," Daxter stepped towards the guard. "Don't you mean surrender OR DIE?!
"Not in this city," Kor and the Kid began to move away. "Protect is from these guards an I'll introduce you to someone who can help you!"
Jak looked at Kor and then back at the guards. He sneered.
"Jak, wait!" Vicki tried to warn him but he was already attacking some of the guards.
"Get outta here!" Jak shouted to her.
Instead of doing just that, she charged at some of the guards that were coming out of their zoomer. She quickly kicked a few in the balls with her new boots and tried to elbow them in the stomach but the armor was too hard. One grabbed her from behind but she flung him over her shoulder.
"Take that, you Krimson goons!" Vicki shouted as she kicked one in the crotch and he moaned in pain.
She glanced over at Jak, who had transformed into Dark Jak at the last second.
Damn, Vicki thought, I didn't get to see the transformation up close!
Her thoughts were cut short as a guard grabbed her arm and twisted it backwards.
"AGH!!" Vicki shouted. She elbowed the guard in the crotch, spun around, and kneed him in the face. She panted, "Cool, I didn't know I could do that! It must be all those action-adventure movies I watch!"
After the rest of the guards were taken care of, Jak transformed back into his normal self.
Vicki walked up to him and Daxter did as well.
"That was cool! Do it again," Daxter said and grinned.
"Something's happening to me," Jak muttered through clenched teeth. " Something he did. I can't control it."
Daxter stepped back and Vicki gulped.
"Very interesting," Kor said. As he talked with Jak and told him about Torn, Daxter walked up to Vicki.
"So who are you?" the ottsel asked.
"I'm Vicki," she said as she ran her fingers through her dark red hair. Her fingers bumped into her ears and she groaned in frustration.
"Let me rephrase that," Daxter smirked. "WHAT are you?"
"Huh?"
"I saw you kicking ass!"
"So? What's your point?"
"My point is—" Daxter stopped as Jak walked up to them.
"C'mon, Dax," Jak muttered as the ottsel leaped onto his shoulder. "We gotta go, um, that way."
"Wait!" Vicki ran after them.
"What now? Don't you have a home to go to?" Jak snapped.
"Um," Vicki said quietly. "No. I'm kinda...lost?"
"Well, I'm not a babysitter," Jak said as he walked past her without looking at her. "I've gotta go find a guy named—"
"Torn?"
Jak stopped. "Huh?"
"I know where he is," Vicki said. She looked up at a passing zoomer. She leaped up and kicked the guy off it. It was one of the small ones. She smiled and said, "We can take one of these. It'll be a lot faster."
Jak's jaw dropped and Daxter shut it for him.
"C'mon, I don't got all day," Vicki said as she lowered the zoomer into the low zone. "Are we gonna go see Torn or not?"
"Fine," Jak grumbled. "But I'm driving."
"What?" Vicki's smile faded. "No way!! This might be my only chance to drive a zoomer when I don't even have a license!"
"Too bad," Jak said as he got on in front of her. "Sit down and shut up. It's gonna be a bumpy ride."
Vicki screamed as he took off into the crowd of people and guards without a second glance. That is, until he hit a guard and all hell broke lose.
"You idiot! Now the guards are after us!" Vicki cried angrily.
Jak swiftly turned a corner and Vicki was nearly thrown off. She wrapped her hands around him tightly and shut her eyes. The motion of the zoomer began to swerve and go up and down to avoid the crossfire from the guards. She began to get a severe case of motion sickness.
"Hey, girl," Jak shouted over his shoulder. "Which way?"
Vicki opened her eyes and tried not to puke. Her vision was blurry and she could hardly tell left from right.
"Ugh, right," Vicki muttered and she shut her eyes again.
Suddenly, just as Jak was turning right, a guard zoomer came slamming into their zoomer and they both exploded in a large fireball with yellow sparks.
"Agh!" Jak cried as he fell to the ground. He landed on his feet luckily. He began to look for another zoomer.
"Jak, wait! Where's Vicki?" Daxter shouted in his ear.
"Who?"
"The girl!!"
"Oh, her," Jak muttered as he turned around.
Vicki was thrown from the zoomer when it exploded. She hit the ground with a thud and didn't dare move. Now her head was spinning with sickness and pain. She didn't know what happened.
"Halt!"
Vicki opened her eyes weakly and brushed her wild hair out of her face. A guard was standing above her with his gun to her head.
"Don't move!" he ordered and he poked her with his gun.
"Get away from me!" Vicki cried and she thrusted her hand at him in hopes that she would hit him. There was a flash of yellow and white as a ball of Yellow Eco blasted from her hand and slashed through the guard.
"Wha—?!" Vicki gasped and sat up. She stared at her hands in disbelief. Did she just do that? Cool!! What else could she do?
Vicki stood up and watched as more guards came streaming out of one of their large transport zoomers. There was around a dozen and one was headed right at her. This is the huge action scene!
Without a second thought, she leaped into the air and did a front flip. As she was coming down, she landed on his head with her heavy boots. He was out cold. Vicki quickly did several cartwheels so she smacked a guard in the chin as both her feet came up. Another one down, ten to go. She stopped as another guard let out a cry as he lunged for her. She started punching him so fast she was a blur. Before he was totally knocked out, she made her hand into that kung-fu claw and socked him in the face. Another guard came up behind her and she elbowed him once in the gut, and slammed her knuckles into his nose without turning around. Two guards leaped at her from both sides, one getting ready to stab her. She leaped into the air and did a quick split, slamming her feet into their faces. Almost done! One guard chased her towards a wall but she didn't stop there. She ran up the side of the wall and did a small back flip. She landed behind him and he turned around and held his gun up in front of his face. Vicki easily punched through the gun and her fist connected with his mouth. The last guard she would fight screamed as he ran towards her. She did a replica of Jak's spin kick and he was soon down and out. She looked around for the other two guards but they had run back to the zoomer and taken off.
Jak was literally speechless. He had never seen someone do anything like that—especially a girl!
Vicki panted heavily and she was sweating. She tucked a lose strand of her hair behind her elf ears and sighed.
"Man, that was annoying."
"Who was your trainer, babe?!" Daxter cried after a moment of shocked silence.
"I didn't have a trainer," Vicki said as she walked past them. There was a parked zoomer not too far off.
"Then how did you learn to do that?" Jak managed to mutter as he walked after her. "That was amazing!"
"Thanks," Vicki said. "I dunno. I guess I was just born with this talent."
Jak and Daxter looked at each other before running after the mysterious redhead.
~~~~~~~ Meanwhile at the Stadium ~~~~~~~
Becky opened her eyes and found herself on a bed in a small room. Posters of zoomers and different parts of machines and such covered the walls.
"Um, hello?" Becky sat up and called. When no one answered, she got up and left the small room. She shielded her eyes as sparks flew from a blowtorch. A woman with teal hair was using it on a machine that looked very familiar.
Becky cleared her throat loudly and the woman turned around and lifted up her goggles. It was Keira!
"Oh, you're awake," Keira said and smiled.
"K-Keira?!?!" Becky stuttered.
"Yes?" Keira raised her eyes brows.
"Oh my God," Becky muttered. "But...who when where how WHY?!"
"Um," Keira started but Becky continued.
"Why am I here?! Why couldn't I start out at the Naughty Ottsel?! WHY, WHY, WHY?!?!" Becky began shouting and tromping around the room.
"Excuse me," Keira interrupted her. "Who are you?"
"I'm Becky," Becky said and she calmed down a little. She ran a hand through her blond hair and said, "I am at the racing garage, aren't I?"
"Yeah," Keira took off her goggles and set them down on a table. "I'm—"
"Keira, I know."
"But how do you know who I am?" Keira looked surprised. "I found you outside a couple hours ago and I never even saw you around her before."
"I ah," Becky searched for an excuse. "I found one of your papers and I saw you name?" It was more like a question than a response.
"Oh," Keira said and she seemed to buy it. "Well, where do you live? I'll drive you home if you want."
"No, it's alright," Becky was doing her best to bite her tongue. " Besides, um, I don't live anywhere near here. And I see you're working on a project."
"Oh!" Keira gasped and looked behind her at the Rift Rider that was still quite unfinished. "Um, please don't tell anyone about this. It's supposed to be a secret."
"No problem," Becky replied and gave her a thumbs up. "I can keep a secret."
"Good," Keira said.
At that moment, Erol came into the race garage calling Keira's name.
"Is that who I think it is?" Becky whispered.
"It's Erol," Keira said with a slight hint of dreaminess in her voice. " He's—"
"A bastard, I know," Becky finished and before Keira could respond, Erol shouted something.
"Keira, sweetheart, are you here?"
Keira left Becky standing there and she walked through the curtains and out into the main part of the garage. She could see Erol and Keira's silhouette clearly and she almost let out a scream when she saw the two kiss full on the lips.
Sons of bitches! Becky thought bitterly. THIS is why Vick, Jess, and me hate the two of them!
Becky suddenly had an urge to stop them. An idea popped into her head. She stepped out from behind the curtain with a loud rustle and the two broke apart.
"Sorry to interrupt," Becky said with a hint of slyness. "But I was just about to ask Erol for a quick race. I mean, I AM the fastest girl racer on the planet."
"Is that so?" Erol said and his eyes narrowed.
Yes! Becky thought. He's falling into my trap! I KNEW he couldn't resist a race!
"Okay then, it's a race," Erol said and Becky grinned evilly. It was then that she remembered that she didn't know how to work one of those stupid racers.
A few minutes later, Becky and Erol were seated on racers in the stadium with only Keira watching them. Becky felt rather nervous. As she glanced down at her vehicle, she realized how easy it looked. She had to steer with the handlebars and press the red button when she reached a power-up. It was just like a motorcycle! She could do this! Yeah!!
"One lap!" Keira shouted from the sidelines.
"Ready to lose?" Erol said as he flipped down his goofy-looking helmet thing.
"That's my line," Becky glared at him as she reached up and pulled her goggles down over her eyes. She felt her ears and bit her lip. She wanted to scream but instead she added, "Oh, by the way, did anyone ever tell you that your helmet makes you look like a giant, mutated bug?"
"Huh?"
"GO!" Keira shouted as she dropped a white cloth on the ground near the sidelines.
Becky and Erol gunned it and they were soon speeding down the track.
Becky struggled to hold onto the handlebars as she sped down the track. Driving one of these was harder than it looked and not to mention that Erol was at least ten feet ahead of her.
Becky grabbed a power up and pushed the button. She was yanked backwards as the racer blasted forward. She looked in dismay as Erol grabbed a power up as well and sped up. He was now much farther ahead of her and it would take quite a few power ups and tricks to catch up to him.
The finish line was coming in close. She didn't have a chance to grab anymore power ups and she began to panic.
Oh, no! Becky thought. I can't let him win! I have to protect Jak and Keira...well, maybe not her, but definitely Jak! And what about Vicki and Jessie? She couldn't let them down. And what if the Baron captured them?! NO!!
Becky began to glow a light, sparky blue. She looked down at her hands and saw that they were glowing the brightest, as well as her feet. The whole racer began to speed up greatly and she held on for dear life as she zoomed past Erol and crossed the finish line.
"What?! NO!" Erol shouted angrily as his racer came to a stop.
Becky slammed on the breaks and her racer stopped as well. The glowing around her disappeared with a flicker. She leaped off the racer and punched her fist into the air.
"WhooHOO! I whooped Erol's fat ass! For once in my life!!" Becky cheered.
Erol growled and got off his racer. He ripped the helmet off his head in anger and tossed it aside. He approached Becky and grabbed her shoulder.
"Listen, kid," he hissed. "Just cause you beat me once doesn't mean that I'm gonna let you off easy."
"Kid?" Becky turned to face him, her face twisted in anger. "I AM NOT A KID!!!!"
"What the--?!" Erol gasped as Becky's body began to vibrate a light blue color.
Becky didn't hesitate at all. She quickly ran at Erol and all he saw was a blue blur. She leaped at him and quickly delivered some disserved kicks. Erol tried to block them with his arms, a defense move he had learned in training, but Becky easily kicked them out of the way and proceeded to kick his shoulders, chest and face.
"STOP!!" Keira shouted.
Becky, who had been suspended in midair, stopped kicking him and she landed on her feet as she hit the ground. She looked at Erol, who was doubled over in pain, and gently, but not TOO gently, smacked him on the head with her fist.
"Jackass," Becky muttered as the glow around her disappeared. "Call me a kid again..."
But Erol had already grabbed his helmet and sped off on his racer without hearing the rest of what Becky had to say.
Keira sighed angrily and glared at Becky. To her surprise, Becky sent one of her coldest, iciest glares right back at her. (She's very good at glaring). It was going to be a long night.
~~~~~~~ Meanwhile at Vin's ~~~~~~~
Jessie woke up with a light start. She was in a dark room with a small cot for a bed and a bedside table next to her.
"Damn, now where am I?" Jessie muttered as she scratched her head. It was then that she realized her ears were replaced with elf ears. Her eyes grew huge. "Sweet! I wish it was Holloween, then I could be Jak or Keira or...Sig! Yeah!"
Jessie got out of the bed and walked down a short hallway. There was a bright light at the end of the hallway and Jessie started to mumble things like, "Oh, no! I'm dead! I gotta stay away from the light! Wait a second, the light's supposed to be for Heaven, not Hell! Ack! God, you sent me to the wrong place!!"
Jessie stepped out of the hallway and blinked until her eyes adjusted to the light. She found herself standing in an oh too familiar lab—Vin's!
"Holy freaking Christ! I'm—" Jessie cut herself off as she looked around the lab at all the buttons and such. Buttons....
"Oooh," Jessie muttered as she walked towards a control panel with loads of blinking buttons. Jessie had a tendency to touch things when she wasn't supposed to. She was about to touch a button when a hand grabbed her wrist and pulled her away from the panel.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Vin shouted at her as he dragged her away from the blinking panel.
"Must push buttons!!" Jessie shouted back at him as she struggled to get away from him.
"Would you knock it off already?!" Vin cried as he sat her down on a chair. "Don't touch anything!! God knows what would happen!"
"Jeez, Vin!" Jessie let out an exasperated sigh. "Chill! That's the trouble with you—"
"Hold your horses," Vin waved his hands. "How do you know who I am? I never told you my name!"
"Oh, I never told you mine either," Jessie said, missing Vin's point entirely. "It's Jessie."
"Well, Jessie," Vin tried again, "how do you know my name? I never even met you before!"
"I'm um, psychic?"
"Huh?"
"I know things," Jessie shrugged and then added in a little more than a whisper, "and I see dead people."
"W-wha?" Vin asked and his face took on a freaked out appearance.
"Just kidding!" Jessie tried to reassure him, knowing how freaked out he can get. "But I really know things."
"Like what?"
"Um," Jessie looked around the room and saw the teleporter ring. "I know what that is."
"Well, I wold think so," Vin said. "That's where you came from. There was clatter from over in that area and the next thing I knew, a girl came flying out of it and she slammed her head as she hit the ground."
"Ohh," Jessie nodded slowly. "And I take it that girl was me?"
"Were you dropped on your head when you were little?"
"How'd you know?!?"
Vin sighed and turned back to the panels with the buttons and stuff. " Look, I don't have time to chat. The Baron's expecting me to work my butt off, and since I'm already up to my head with crap to do—"
"I can help."
Vin continued to type and didn't look up. He shuddered and said, "You almost destroyed the shield wall! If you had touched that button—"
"Vin, I wasn't actually going to press it!" Jessie said and stood up. " Gawd, it's not like I'm stupid or anything!"
Vin stared at her and sighed. "Alright, if you're not actually stupid then prove it."
"Hmm, okay," Jessie looked around the room. She walked over to a small control panel and stared at the blinking lights. She smiled and hurriedly began to press almost all the buttons at once. He gloved hands roamed over the keyboard without a second thought.
"H-hey! What're you doing?" Vin asked as he approached her but stopped when the lights dimmed in the room and music started blaring from the speakers inside and outside. The holographic things where the Baron's voice came from turned off and lit up again with the sound of an electric guitar blasting from it.
"GAH!" Vin shouted and he pushed her away from the panel and quickly neutralized the process. He turned back to Jessie and shouted, "Now look what you've done!"
"What? It's called music," Jessie stated calmly and she grinned.
There was a loud bang on the door and a Krimson Guard shouted, "Open up by orders of Baron Praxis!"
"Uh, oh! We're going die!" Vin cried as he hid behind Jessie. "The Baron must've heard! We're doomed!"
"This is your last chance before we blast the door down!" another guard shouted as they continued to bang on the door.
Jessie reached over and pushed a large button.
Vin gasped and screamed, "No!"
"Well, do you want them to blast the door down?" Jessie asked. Jessie could be so absentminded at times it wasn't funny.
The door slid open and guards came streaming into the lab.
"You two are under arrest!" a guard shouted as he aimed his gun at Jessie's head.
"What'd we do?" Jessie asked the guard as she stared at the gun.
"Now's not the time to act stupid!" Vin cried frantically as he backed up.
"Who's says I'm acting?" Jessie turned to look at him. A guard put a firm hand on her shoulder and Jessie tenses not from shock but anger. Pure anger.
"Get yer paws offa me!!" Jessie screamed as she grabbed the guard by the wrist and tossed him effortlessly into another guard.
"Halt!" a guard cried as he fired his gun, the bullets streaking towards Jessie. She began to glow an orange-red and she held her hand up. The bullets met her hand and disintegrated into dust.
"What the hell?!" a guard shouted in shock. He ran at her with the shock- stick thing, ready to hit her. Jessie only grinned evilly and grabbed the stick out of his hands as he ran at her. He watched in utter shock as she quickly snapped the metal weapon in half like it was no big deal.
"Huh?" Vin muttered as he watched Jessie. Suddenly, a guard came at him outta no where. Vin cried, "Oh shoot!"
Jessie turned around and tripped the guard that was running at Vin. The guard hit the floor and Jessie kicked him in the back, instantly shattering his backbone.
"Vin, get through the teleport gate!" Jessie shouted as she punched and kicked a few more guards out of the way.
"Are you kidding?! There're Metal Heads through there!" Vin shouted frantically as he backed up towards the portal.
"Do you wanna die here or have Jak come to rescue you at the Strip Mine?" Jessie asked as she flung a guard straight into another one with such force that the two died instantly.
"Who's Jak?" Vin asked but he didn't get an answer as Jessie kicked a guard one final time in the gut and then grabbed Vin by the collar.
"Don't argue with me! Just go!" Jessie ordered as she dragged Vin through the teleport gate and they disappeared.
~~~~ to be continued ~~~~
DarkEcoOttsel: One chapter down. Sorry if it was too long but I had to cram all the new characters in somewhere. Don't flame me unless you think this story is so utterly pointless and retarded. Review!!
Vicki: I think this story is utterly pointless and retarded. Can I flame?
DarkEcoOttsel: Nope.
Jak: Aww, I wanted to flame too.
DarkEcoOttsel: Do you people hate me THAT much?!
All: Yes.
DarkEcoOttsel: All the more reason to torture you! Bwa!
All: Groan...!
DarkEcoOttsel: Until next time TTFN!