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Luv always, Tink
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Where are we going to sleep, Tolkien?" Magnet asked her, as we all looked to the sky. the sun was setting, and we really needed to save our flashlights for rough times.
She smiled. "Pick a hole, any hole," she said.
We all groaned.
"But wait. Won't we be spread out a little too much?" Armpit asked.
"Yeah. We should double or even triple up on holes," I offered.
Zig caught my eye and smiled at me. I grinned back. Then I noticed everyone staring. . .
"What?" I asked.
X-Ray laughed. "You guys look soooo stupid!"
"Shaddupa man," Zig said, and whacked X-Ray on the head.
X-ray rubbed his head. "I'll get ya back for that man..." he said. Was he joking or not?
"So. Who wants to share which holes?" Flash said, and sat down beside a hole.
Twitch twitched.
"I'll take one with Flash," Tolkien offered. "But I don't think we'd have room for you, Tinkerbell, cause I brought so much crap."
"She can share one with me," Zig said proudly.
"Oi! Really?" I asked him.
"Really," he said.
I screeched and gave him a big hug. He gave me a kiss on the neck, then said, "This will definitely be an interesting night."
"I'll share with Squid," Magnet said.
"I guess I get Pits," X-ray said.
Twitch twitched again.
"Wut about me?" he squeaked in his little boy squeaky voice.
"You better take the one with Zig and Tink," Armpit said. "Keep and eye on them, will ya?"
Twitch blinked rapidly and nodded his head.
"Good little Twitchy," Armpit patted him on the head.
"Now, we better check the holes for lizards," Squid said.
I leaned over one and Zigzag joined me.
"Good hole?" I asked him, not seeing any lizards.
"Good hole," he said, jumping in.
I bit my nail. I didn't like jumping Into my hole.
Ok, I was a wuss when it came to jumping. I'll admit it. I held out my arms.
"Zig..." I whined.
He laughed and said, "Jump. I'll catch you. I won't let you fall, ok?" I nodded.
"One..." he said, not breaking eye contact with me. "Two...three!"
I jumped in, expecting to hit the dirt, but Zig had somehow caught me around the waist and gently put me down.
"You iight?" X-Ray asked.
I giggled. "Fine," I said.
"K. Have a nice night, lovebirds," he said, and went off.
I really don't think he meant what he said.
Twitch jumped in next.
"Where do we sleep?" he asked, playing with the pocket of his suit.
Zig rolled his eyes. "Twitch. You idiot. Just curl up somewhere ok? I got business to do with Tink." he had a sly grin.
Twitch shrugged and moved to the back of the hole. I sat facing Twitch, and Zig sat next to me.
"You know," he whispered in my ear. "I've brought a treat tonight."
"You got condoms?" I joked.
He laughed. "Good one Tink," he said. "But, sadly, no. I brought it. My box," he said softly.
"Oi!" I squealed. "really?"
"Sh-hh," he said quietly, putting his finger to his mouth. "It's right here."
He took it out of the sack. See, Magnet had somehow snatched a sunflower seed sack for each one of us, so we could put our junk in it. So of course, Zig's sack had his box in it.
There it was. The soft pink color of the box. I took it out of the sack and toyed with it.
"When we gonna open it?" I asked.
"When do you want to?" he said.
"Now," I smiled, and gently lifted the lid.
I blinked.
"What the hell?" I asked quietly, lifting something from out of the box.
Photographs. Four photographs, of a little girl walking on the lake. I shook my head in disbelief.
"That's it?" I laughed. "That's all that's in this box? Some.pictures? Wow. Wow. This is stupid and crazy, at the same time. See, I thought there might be something fun. Jewelry at least! But.pictures??"
Zigzag was being very quiet. His eyes were wide, and he was holding up one of the pictures. He cocked his head to the side, trying to see it from a different point of view.
"I've seen her before," he said quietly.
"YOU WHAT!?" I yelled.
"SHUT UP TINKERBELL!!!" someone across the way screeched.
"Sorry," I blushed, then got back to the matter at hand. "You've seen her. Where? How? There aren't that many girls at camp, you know, and she's not in a uniform."
"I've seen her," he repeated.
"What do you mean?" I scrunched up my face.
"Not like that, silly," he laughed. "I don't know. I've just seen a little girl, like this one in the picture, walking across the lake, in that white nightgown. I see her every so often. I don't know what she is. Sometimes I think it's in my head, but..I'm not sure.." He trailed off.
"Is she, like, a ghost?" I asked, then felt incredibly stupid for suggesting that.
A ghost. Ghosts aren't real. It's not Halloween yet, Tinkerbell.
"I'm not sure," he said slowly. "Maybe she is. Maybe the Warden's hiding something.."
I bit my lip. "Zigzag, it's late, and its dark. Please stop freaking me out," I pleaded miserably.
He nodded. "We'll show this to everyone in the morning. Now geroff, you're squishing me."
I giggled and curled up in my own section of the hole. Eventually I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
~
"WAKE UP!!!" a loud and happy voice yelled.
"GOOD MORNING TOLKIEN!!!" I told her, and got up. "What's for breakfast?"
"CEREAL!!" she said happily, throwing a box of cereal in my face.
"THANKS!!" I yelled, opening up the box.
"SHUT UP!!" X-Ray yelled. "My God. They're gonna hear ya all the way back at camp."
"Sorrwee X," I told him sheepishly. "Hey Tolkien, what's today's plan?"
"God's thumb," she said, eyes bright and happy. "See it? Isn't it beautiful?" she asked in a dreamy voice, looking up.
"Yes you are!!" Magnet grinned.
"Awww," I cooed.
I'm such a hopeless romantic.
And thus everyone ate their food, however we were all aww-ing at God's Thumb. An amazing sight, really. So big and strong. I wonder what the guy attached would look like- strong and handsome. I giggled and Zig looked at me.
"What?"
He shook his head and grinned. "Nothing."
I rolled my eyes and stood up, after emitting a loud burp, which Armpit clapped too.
"ARE YOU READY TO BE LIBERATED!!!" I belted out some Distillers' lyrics.
Oh and how I HATE that Brody Armstrong.
She so doesn't deserve Josh Homme. He's way too hot for her and she's so- ewww.
Zigzag stood up and said "My name is Brody!"
"And I'm Jiggypuff," X-Ray muttered. "Shut up."
"Dude why don't we check out the box?" Flash said. "I really, really hope its film."
Yeah well sort of Flash. See it's pictures of a little girl..I shuddered. It was just so..weird. Blurgh.
"I want to sing," I said miserably.
"Box!" Squidly said.
"Box! Box! Box! Box!" everyone besides me and Zigzag chanted.
Zigzag made a face. "Iight then." he said miserably, and grabbed the box out of his sack.
I still wanted to sing. So I started a rousing chorus of "Is Anybody Home?" by Our Lady Peace, because that was in my head, as was "How to Handle a Rope" by Queens of the Stone Age, who I love a lot, but not as much as my Zigger.
"Hey, is anybody home Has anybody wasted tears on The loneliness That everyone becomes,"
Zigzag understood that I was trying to postpone the horrid unveiling of the box, and he decided to sing along, since he was an OLP fan.
"Goodnight, the truth has come out Everyone's needy White teeth, a ticket to meet God Be all that you envy!"
Tolkien herself started up, her being in love with Raine Maida, "The shotgun under your bed has started breathing You shot it, you shot it I'm bare, I'm bare!"
And we all finished "Hey, is anybody home Has anybody painted fear On the bedroom walls that save us from . . ."
"GIVE ME THE FUZKIN BOX!!!!!" Squid shouted, not being able to take any more Our Lady Peace. And thus he opened the box, and raised his eyebrows. He passed it to X-Ray seriously.
"Is this a joke?" X-Ray asked. "I mean, Caveman found like..jewels. This is bullshit."
"Did you take them for yourself, Zig?" Magnet growled.
"No! I didn't!" Zigzag said, alarmed.
"Let me see those photos," Flash said seriously.
X-Ray grred.
"Let me see them," she hissed.
X-Ray gave them up.
"These are old." she muttered. "Good quality though, but definitely not in the.what..16 years that Zigzag has been alive. I'd say it could be a hundred years old. Or maybe just fifty. But definitely older than 25. Unless Zigzag keeps pictures of a little girl in a nightgown on him," Squid and Magnet raised their eyebrows, as to say 'Does he?' but I sent them a look, and they scowled. "But I doubt he does," Flash continued. "Thus Zigzag did not take anything. This was in our lovely little box."
"Goody woody," I moaned.
"That is so perverted," Tolkien said.
"Thank you."
"Shut up, all of y'all," Squid drawled. "but what do these mean?"
"Maybe Mr. Sir liked this little girl," Armpit said.
"Doubt it. That's perverted," Tolkien said.
"Everything's perverted to you," Zigzag said.
"Thank you."
"No problem. I just say what I mean."
"I doubt Mr. Sir lived here all his life, though," Flash said. "These photos were taken here. One looks like the girl is in a hole, so it probably was when the digging first started."
"She could be the Warden," Magnet squinted.
"No." Zigzag said.
"Yeah well who is she then?" Twitch asked, twitching twitchfully.
Zigzag sighed. "I don't know."
"Wait," Flash said suddenly. "Hold up. These were tampered with!"
"What?" Armpit asked.
"Played around with, maybe computer generated, to make them look older. Screw what I said before, I got it all wrong. Zigzag didn't do these, though, he doesn't have the technology." Flash told everyone.
"Aw, my Flashy poo is so smart," Squid cooed.
Flash fired a quick smile, but was silent.
I looked over at Zigzag
Lucy's got some splainin' to do.
"Tell them, " I said quietly.
Zig shook his head.
"Please," I said softly. "For me."
He sighed deeply, wrinkled his nose, and said, "I do know, actually. I have an idea at least."
"Please tell," Armpit said, fixing his eyes on Zigzag's lovely blue ones.
"I've seen her before," Zigzag whispered. "Walking around the lake. But she seems merely a silhouette, something not real, not reachable. But she's there, and she sends a chill up my spine just to remind me. I think the warden's hiding something, possibly a murder. Or maybe she's just so pale. Maybe she lives on God's Thumb," I gazed upward. "But I don't know, I just don't know." He finished sadly.
Everyone was quiet, until I finally stood from the circle we had made.
"What are we waiting for, then?" I barked. "Some kiddo could be dying up there! Let's head on up!!" I raised my fist up triumphantly.
Stares.
I was just trying to fire them up was all.
But everyone did start to put their junk away, and stood, one by one.
"Are you ready to be liberated?" Zigzag asked quietly.
We linked arms and started walking.
Luv always, Tink
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Where are we going to sleep, Tolkien?" Magnet asked her, as we all looked to the sky. the sun was setting, and we really needed to save our flashlights for rough times.
She smiled. "Pick a hole, any hole," she said.
We all groaned.
"But wait. Won't we be spread out a little too much?" Armpit asked.
"Yeah. We should double or even triple up on holes," I offered.
Zig caught my eye and smiled at me. I grinned back. Then I noticed everyone staring. . .
"What?" I asked.
X-Ray laughed. "You guys look soooo stupid!"
"Shaddupa man," Zig said, and whacked X-Ray on the head.
X-ray rubbed his head. "I'll get ya back for that man..." he said. Was he joking or not?
"So. Who wants to share which holes?" Flash said, and sat down beside a hole.
Twitch twitched.
"I'll take one with Flash," Tolkien offered. "But I don't think we'd have room for you, Tinkerbell, cause I brought so much crap."
"She can share one with me," Zig said proudly.
"Oi! Really?" I asked him.
"Really," he said.
I screeched and gave him a big hug. He gave me a kiss on the neck, then said, "This will definitely be an interesting night."
"I'll share with Squid," Magnet said.
"I guess I get Pits," X-ray said.
Twitch twitched again.
"Wut about me?" he squeaked in his little boy squeaky voice.
"You better take the one with Zig and Tink," Armpit said. "Keep and eye on them, will ya?"
Twitch blinked rapidly and nodded his head.
"Good little Twitchy," Armpit patted him on the head.
"Now, we better check the holes for lizards," Squid said.
I leaned over one and Zigzag joined me.
"Good hole?" I asked him, not seeing any lizards.
"Good hole," he said, jumping in.
I bit my nail. I didn't like jumping Into my hole.
Ok, I was a wuss when it came to jumping. I'll admit it. I held out my arms.
"Zig..." I whined.
He laughed and said, "Jump. I'll catch you. I won't let you fall, ok?" I nodded.
"One..." he said, not breaking eye contact with me. "Two...three!"
I jumped in, expecting to hit the dirt, but Zig had somehow caught me around the waist and gently put me down.
"You iight?" X-Ray asked.
I giggled. "Fine," I said.
"K. Have a nice night, lovebirds," he said, and went off.
I really don't think he meant what he said.
Twitch jumped in next.
"Where do we sleep?" he asked, playing with the pocket of his suit.
Zig rolled his eyes. "Twitch. You idiot. Just curl up somewhere ok? I got business to do with Tink." he had a sly grin.
Twitch shrugged and moved to the back of the hole. I sat facing Twitch, and Zig sat next to me.
"You know," he whispered in my ear. "I've brought a treat tonight."
"You got condoms?" I joked.
He laughed. "Good one Tink," he said. "But, sadly, no. I brought it. My box," he said softly.
"Oi!" I squealed. "really?"
"Sh-hh," he said quietly, putting his finger to his mouth. "It's right here."
He took it out of the sack. See, Magnet had somehow snatched a sunflower seed sack for each one of us, so we could put our junk in it. So of course, Zig's sack had his box in it.
There it was. The soft pink color of the box. I took it out of the sack and toyed with it.
"When we gonna open it?" I asked.
"When do you want to?" he said.
"Now," I smiled, and gently lifted the lid.
I blinked.
"What the hell?" I asked quietly, lifting something from out of the box.
Photographs. Four photographs, of a little girl walking on the lake. I shook my head in disbelief.
"That's it?" I laughed. "That's all that's in this box? Some.pictures? Wow. Wow. This is stupid and crazy, at the same time. See, I thought there might be something fun. Jewelry at least! But.pictures??"
Zigzag was being very quiet. His eyes were wide, and he was holding up one of the pictures. He cocked his head to the side, trying to see it from a different point of view.
"I've seen her before," he said quietly.
"YOU WHAT!?" I yelled.
"SHUT UP TINKERBELL!!!" someone across the way screeched.
"Sorry," I blushed, then got back to the matter at hand. "You've seen her. Where? How? There aren't that many girls at camp, you know, and she's not in a uniform."
"I've seen her," he repeated.
"What do you mean?" I scrunched up my face.
"Not like that, silly," he laughed. "I don't know. I've just seen a little girl, like this one in the picture, walking across the lake, in that white nightgown. I see her every so often. I don't know what she is. Sometimes I think it's in my head, but..I'm not sure.." He trailed off.
"Is she, like, a ghost?" I asked, then felt incredibly stupid for suggesting that.
A ghost. Ghosts aren't real. It's not Halloween yet, Tinkerbell.
"I'm not sure," he said slowly. "Maybe she is. Maybe the Warden's hiding something.."
I bit my lip. "Zigzag, it's late, and its dark. Please stop freaking me out," I pleaded miserably.
He nodded. "We'll show this to everyone in the morning. Now geroff, you're squishing me."
I giggled and curled up in my own section of the hole. Eventually I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
~
"WAKE UP!!!" a loud and happy voice yelled.
"GOOD MORNING TOLKIEN!!!" I told her, and got up. "What's for breakfast?"
"CEREAL!!" she said happily, throwing a box of cereal in my face.
"THANKS!!" I yelled, opening up the box.
"SHUT UP!!" X-Ray yelled. "My God. They're gonna hear ya all the way back at camp."
"Sorrwee X," I told him sheepishly. "Hey Tolkien, what's today's plan?"
"God's thumb," she said, eyes bright and happy. "See it? Isn't it beautiful?" she asked in a dreamy voice, looking up.
"Yes you are!!" Magnet grinned.
"Awww," I cooed.
I'm such a hopeless romantic.
And thus everyone ate their food, however we were all aww-ing at God's Thumb. An amazing sight, really. So big and strong. I wonder what the guy attached would look like- strong and handsome. I giggled and Zig looked at me.
"What?"
He shook his head and grinned. "Nothing."
I rolled my eyes and stood up, after emitting a loud burp, which Armpit clapped too.
"ARE YOU READY TO BE LIBERATED!!!" I belted out some Distillers' lyrics.
Oh and how I HATE that Brody Armstrong.
She so doesn't deserve Josh Homme. He's way too hot for her and she's so- ewww.
Zigzag stood up and said "My name is Brody!"
"And I'm Jiggypuff," X-Ray muttered. "Shut up."
"Dude why don't we check out the box?" Flash said. "I really, really hope its film."
Yeah well sort of Flash. See it's pictures of a little girl..I shuddered. It was just so..weird. Blurgh.
"I want to sing," I said miserably.
"Box!" Squidly said.
"Box! Box! Box! Box!" everyone besides me and Zigzag chanted.
Zigzag made a face. "Iight then." he said miserably, and grabbed the box out of his sack.
I still wanted to sing. So I started a rousing chorus of "Is Anybody Home?" by Our Lady Peace, because that was in my head, as was "How to Handle a Rope" by Queens of the Stone Age, who I love a lot, but not as much as my Zigger.
"Hey, is anybody home Has anybody wasted tears on The loneliness That everyone becomes,"
Zigzag understood that I was trying to postpone the horrid unveiling of the box, and he decided to sing along, since he was an OLP fan.
"Goodnight, the truth has come out Everyone's needy White teeth, a ticket to meet God Be all that you envy!"
Tolkien herself started up, her being in love with Raine Maida, "The shotgun under your bed has started breathing You shot it, you shot it I'm bare, I'm bare!"
And we all finished "Hey, is anybody home Has anybody painted fear On the bedroom walls that save us from . . ."
"GIVE ME THE FUZKIN BOX!!!!!" Squid shouted, not being able to take any more Our Lady Peace. And thus he opened the box, and raised his eyebrows. He passed it to X-Ray seriously.
"Is this a joke?" X-Ray asked. "I mean, Caveman found like..jewels. This is bullshit."
"Did you take them for yourself, Zig?" Magnet growled.
"No! I didn't!" Zigzag said, alarmed.
"Let me see those photos," Flash said seriously.
X-Ray grred.
"Let me see them," she hissed.
X-Ray gave them up.
"These are old." she muttered. "Good quality though, but definitely not in the.what..16 years that Zigzag has been alive. I'd say it could be a hundred years old. Or maybe just fifty. But definitely older than 25. Unless Zigzag keeps pictures of a little girl in a nightgown on him," Squid and Magnet raised their eyebrows, as to say 'Does he?' but I sent them a look, and they scowled. "But I doubt he does," Flash continued. "Thus Zigzag did not take anything. This was in our lovely little box."
"Goody woody," I moaned.
"That is so perverted," Tolkien said.
"Thank you."
"Shut up, all of y'all," Squid drawled. "but what do these mean?"
"Maybe Mr. Sir liked this little girl," Armpit said.
"Doubt it. That's perverted," Tolkien said.
"Everything's perverted to you," Zigzag said.
"Thank you."
"No problem. I just say what I mean."
"I doubt Mr. Sir lived here all his life, though," Flash said. "These photos were taken here. One looks like the girl is in a hole, so it probably was when the digging first started."
"She could be the Warden," Magnet squinted.
"No." Zigzag said.
"Yeah well who is she then?" Twitch asked, twitching twitchfully.
Zigzag sighed. "I don't know."
"Wait," Flash said suddenly. "Hold up. These were tampered with!"
"What?" Armpit asked.
"Played around with, maybe computer generated, to make them look older. Screw what I said before, I got it all wrong. Zigzag didn't do these, though, he doesn't have the technology." Flash told everyone.
"Aw, my Flashy poo is so smart," Squid cooed.
Flash fired a quick smile, but was silent.
I looked over at Zigzag
Lucy's got some splainin' to do.
"Tell them, " I said quietly.
Zig shook his head.
"Please," I said softly. "For me."
He sighed deeply, wrinkled his nose, and said, "I do know, actually. I have an idea at least."
"Please tell," Armpit said, fixing his eyes on Zigzag's lovely blue ones.
"I've seen her before," Zigzag whispered. "Walking around the lake. But she seems merely a silhouette, something not real, not reachable. But she's there, and she sends a chill up my spine just to remind me. I think the warden's hiding something, possibly a murder. Or maybe she's just so pale. Maybe she lives on God's Thumb," I gazed upward. "But I don't know, I just don't know." He finished sadly.
Everyone was quiet, until I finally stood from the circle we had made.
"What are we waiting for, then?" I barked. "Some kiddo could be dying up there! Let's head on up!!" I raised my fist up triumphantly.
Stares.
I was just trying to fire them up was all.
But everyone did start to put their junk away, and stood, one by one.
"Are you ready to be liberated?" Zigzag asked quietly.
We linked arms and started walking.