Capcom Team Fighting Tournament Chapter 3
Triple R: Hello, everyone! We are here in the Capcom Dome Arena! Team Sonic Boom just met a crushing defeat at the hands of Team Random!
*The crowd goes wild*
Triple R: JTurner has met with the author Hayabusa Will and they have come up with a way to get more people to read this story! Yaoi! Yaoi fics have the most reviews! So with out further ado here's Yaoi
*A small pokemon type creature named Yaoi appears out of nowhere*
Yaoi: Yaoi! Yao yao yao yao yaoi!
(A/n think of a little blue bird type pokemon)
Triple R: Oh isn't he cute?!? Now that we have Yaoi in our fic then everyone will want to read it!
*Triple R bends down to pet Yaoi*
Triple R: Aww he looks like a little pokemon.
Ash Ketchum: I gotta catch that pokemon!
Triple R: Umm Ash how did you get here?
*Ash ignored Triple R and grabbed a pokeball from his backpack.*
Ash Ketchum: Go pokeball!
Yaoi: Yaoi?
*Ash threw the pokeball at Yaoi. Yaoi blew really hard and produced a strong wind that blew the pokeball back toward Ash. The pokeball hit Ash in the head really hard and knocked him unconscious. Triple R just looked at Ash lying unconscious on the ground.*
Triple R: Seriously we need better security or something. All these people just keep showing up out of nowhere. Well anyway here is another word from our sponsors!
Yaoi: Yaoi!
*T.V Commercial*
Vega: Hello, I'm Vega and there is a 99.9 percent chance that I am more beautiful than you. Ok, I joke there is a 100 percent chance. But anyway since you are not as beautiful as I am then you probably don't have gorgeous women throwing themselves at you.
*Two beautiful women are thrown through the air and land at Vega's feet*
Vega: It's just an expression you imbeciles . . . . anyway I have decided to help those less fortunate ugly people by giving them the VEGA MASK!
*Vega pulls out a paper bag with a picture of his face stapled to it*
Vega: Using state of the art technology employed by today's top scientist you too can have my face! Just listen to a satisfied customer!
Ugly Man: Thanks to the Vega Mask I got myself a cutie!
*Ugly Man puts on the Vega Mask and a supermodel walks up to him*
Supermodel: Hey there good looking!
*Ugly Man gives thumbs up to the camera*
Vega: See it works! If you call in the next five minutes you'll get a bottle of Vega Musk! For that extra sweet scent to attract the ladies!
Call 555-2370 that's 555-2370 buy the Vega Mask now for 500 Zenni and receive the Vega Musk for absolutely free!
*End of Commercial*
*The camera goes back to Triple R who is talking on his cell phone*
Triple R: Yes, did I call in time to get the Vega Musk? . . . . Whoa, ok back to me ha ha . . . why don't you guys tell me when I'm on the air?
Camera Man: So you'll look like an idiot.
Triple R: Oh ok. Well the next match will be between team Final Fight and Team Hadoken! Guy, Maki, Cody how are you today?
Guy: Hey Triple R.
Maki: Hiya.
Cody: Hey
Triple R: You guys are in for a tough fight! Your opponents are Ryu, Ken, and Sakura! Very tough opponents!
Cody: We know.
Triple R: Well good luck to you and hopefully this won't be your final fight! Hahahaha! Get it Final Fight?
*Cody, Guy, and Maki give Triple R blank stares*
Triple R: . . . . I know . . . I'm an idiot.
Maki: I was thinking you're an ass.
*Maki, Guy, and Cody make their way to the arena*
Triple R: I'm here with three of Capcom's favorite Shotokan Fighters! Ryu, Ken, and Sakura!
*The crowd goes wild*
Sakura: Hey there!
Ken: What's up?
Ryu: Hello.
Triple R: So what's your plan to win this match?
Ryu: The fight is all that matters.
Ken: Don't listen to him we are going to destroy them!
*The crowd cheers*
Triple R: Well good luck team Hadoken!
*Ryu, Sakura, and Ken go to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok teams what'll it be?
Ken: Free for all
Cody: Sure
Referee Mills Lane: Ok the match type is set. Teams I want to see some good . . .
Yaoi: Yaoi!
Referee Mills Lane: Actually I was going to say technique. Can someone get this little pokemon out of the ring?
*Triple R walks up and picks up Yaoi*
Triple R: Don't wander off little fella.
*Triple R walks off with Yaoi*
Referee Mills Lane: Let's get it on!
Guy, Cody, and Maki faced off against Ryu, Ken, and Sakura respectively.
Sakura: Whatcha got?
Maki: Hold still and see!
Maki swung her tonfa at Sakura's head. Sakura ducked and Maki followed up with a sidekick which Sakura blocked. The block knocked Maki off balance and Sakura followed up with her Shouken.
Sakura: Shouken!
Sakura's version of the dragon punch knocked Maki back a few feet and Sakura charged up her Hadoken.
Sakura: Hadoken!
A blue stream of energy streaked toward Maki as she dodged it at the last minute.
Maki: You have bad aim school girl!
Sakura: School girl! Well at least I don't dress like that tramp Mai Shiranui!
Maki: What!?!
Sakura: You heard me! Oh I forget you're blonde so I have to say it really slow for you! Yooooouuuuu . . . . dreeeeesssssss . . . . . liiiiiiiikkkkkeeee . . . . aaaaaaaa . . . Tramp! Mai Shiranui wannabe!
Maki was really mad and ran at Sakura preparing to strike her with her tonfa. But she never quite made it there.
Ken: Shinryuken!
Ken hit Maki with his dragon punch and knocked her out cold.
Ken: Nice set up Sakura!
Sakura: No prob!
Cody: Fight me like a man.
Ken dodged Cody's jump kick. Cody followed up with a front kick that connected with Ken's stomach. Ken hit Cody with a fierce punch to his jaw. Cody staggered a little bit then Sakura came to double team Cody. Cody blocked Sakura's combo of punches but was not prepared for Ken's attack.
Ken: Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku!
Ken's flying spin kick knocked Cody to the ground. Guy ran to assist his teammate but was stopped by Ryu.
Ryu blocked Guy's reverse punch and the roundhouse kick that followed. Ryu's standing uppercut connected to Guy's chin. Ryu grabbed the collar of Guy's shirt and threw him over his shoulder. At the same time Ken and Sakura threw Cody. Cody and Guy collided with each other in midair putting them both out of commission.
Referee Mills Lane: Team Hadoken has eliminated Team Final Fight!
*The crowd cheers*
*Ken and Sakura take a bow. Ryu simply crosses his arms.*
Triple R: Wow Team Hadoken is the only team so far that has won without any teammates eliminated! That match was truly amazing! B.B lets hear what the crowd has to say about this!
*Camera switches to B.B Hood*
B.B Hood: Hey Triple R I'm here with a man that shouts random things. What did you think of this fight?
Man that shouts random things: I met a ninja that smelled like pee pee!
B.B Hood: Right . . . are you satisfied with the results of this match?
Man that shouts random things: Yaoi!
B.B Hood: ughhh I give up . . . back to you Triple R.
*The Camera goes back to Triple R*
Triple R: Well we are now ready for the next match! The Wrestlers vs. the Darkstalkers!
*Donovan, Talbain, and Demetri walk up to Triple R*
Triple R: So fellas, the Lady Darkstalkers have a team of their own. Any pressure on you guys to one up them?
Talbain: No need. We let our skills speak for themselves.
Demetri: Victory is assured
Triple: Well good luck to you all!
*The Darkstalkers move to the arena and the Wrestlers walk up*
Triple R: I'm here with the Zangief, R.Mika, and Hugo.
The Wrestlers: Hey
Triple R: Since you guys are wrestlers and all I bet your plan is to distract the ref and hit your opponents with a steel chair! Hahahah!
R.Mika: Ummm Triple R you are so silly heh heh.
*R. Mika gives a look to Zangief to and Hugo. You know the look that a person gives when their plan is found out . . .*
Triple R: Well good luck
*The Wrestlers move to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok teams what'll it be?
Zangief: Free for all!
Donovan: Whatever . . .
Referee Mills Lane: Ok! Let's get it on!
The Wrestler team obviously had a plan going into this match and they set it in motion from the very beginning. R. Mika ran toward Talbain but stopped abruptly as she approached him. Talbain took the bait and leapt toward her but something stopped him.
Zangief: You find out why they call me the Red Cyclone!
Zangief grabbed Talbain by his tail and twirled him around like a . . . cyclone.
Talbain: AAAARRRGGH!
Zangief threw Talbain like a frisbee to Hugo. Hugo caught the flying wolf and hurled him to R.Mika who had run toward the edge of the arena. R.Mika caught him and hurled him out of the ring.
Referee Mills Lane: Talbain has been eliminated!
R.Mika: Phase 1 complete!
Hugo: Time for Phase 2!
Now it was obvious that the Wrestlers had an elaborate plan. Hugo signaled to Poison who was standing on the outside of the arena. Phase 2 went into action.
Poison: Hey there you bald cutie! What's up?
Referee Mills Lane: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave the arena please.
Referee Mills Lane turned his back to the fight as he talked to Poison. Donovan was ready to strike Zangief with his sword but he was taken out prematurely. R. Mika struck him over the head with a steel chair that was strategically placed on the edge of the arena.
(Note* she did not leave the arena to get the chair. Just in case you were wondering)
Donovan was knocked out cold.
Poison: Well call me later cutie!
*Poison winks at Referee Mills Lane and walked away. Mills Lane turns around to see Donovan knocked out cold.*
Referee Mills Lane: Donovan is eliminated!
Demetri: So sad that you had to resort to your cheesy wrestling antics. Oh well I didn't need those weaklings. I am powerful enough to defeat the three of you myself.
The Wrestlers plan had worked. They wanted to get rid of the others so that they could concentrate on Demetri. The Wrestlers surrounded Demetri and began to circle him. Demetri just stood still in the Center.
Hugo rushed Demetri but he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Demetri: Bat Spin!
Demetri reappeared above Hugo and twirled downward diagonally. Hugo was knocked out.
Referee Mills Lane: Hugo has been eliminated!
R. Mika ran to attack Demetri.
Demetri: Chaos Flare!
Demetri shot a bat like projectile that knocked the approaching R. Mika out of the arena.
Referee Mills Lane: R. Mika has been eliminated!
Zangief grabbed Demetri from behind.
Zangief: You like to smell my breath?
Zangief exhaled and Demetri got a whiff of his breath.
Demetri: Is that? GARLIC!?!
Zangief's garlic breath began to weaken Demetri. Zangief then leapt up into the air holding Demetri.
Zangief: Screw Pile Driver!
Zangief twirled in the air and smashed Demetri's head into the ground as he descended. Demetri was incapacitated.
Referee Mills Lane: Demetri has been eliminated! This match goes to The Wrestler Team!
*The crowd goes wild*
Triple R: I knew it! I knew they were going to use some type of professional wrestling strategy!
JTurner: Well that's the end of chapter 3. Hope you enjoyed it. Review and tell me what you think please. I really appreciate your reviews. The next chapters will have more . . .
Yaoi: Yaoi!
JTurner: Well I was going to say fights and comedy but Yaoi is good too . . .
Triple R: Hello, everyone! We are here in the Capcom Dome Arena! Team Sonic Boom just met a crushing defeat at the hands of Team Random!
*The crowd goes wild*
Triple R: JTurner has met with the author Hayabusa Will and they have come up with a way to get more people to read this story! Yaoi! Yaoi fics have the most reviews! So with out further ado here's Yaoi
*A small pokemon type creature named Yaoi appears out of nowhere*
Yaoi: Yaoi! Yao yao yao yao yaoi!
(A/n think of a little blue bird type pokemon)
Triple R: Oh isn't he cute?!? Now that we have Yaoi in our fic then everyone will want to read it!
*Triple R bends down to pet Yaoi*
Triple R: Aww he looks like a little pokemon.
Ash Ketchum: I gotta catch that pokemon!
Triple R: Umm Ash how did you get here?
*Ash ignored Triple R and grabbed a pokeball from his backpack.*
Ash Ketchum: Go pokeball!
Yaoi: Yaoi?
*Ash threw the pokeball at Yaoi. Yaoi blew really hard and produced a strong wind that blew the pokeball back toward Ash. The pokeball hit Ash in the head really hard and knocked him unconscious. Triple R just looked at Ash lying unconscious on the ground.*
Triple R: Seriously we need better security or something. All these people just keep showing up out of nowhere. Well anyway here is another word from our sponsors!
Yaoi: Yaoi!
*T.V Commercial*
Vega: Hello, I'm Vega and there is a 99.9 percent chance that I am more beautiful than you. Ok, I joke there is a 100 percent chance. But anyway since you are not as beautiful as I am then you probably don't have gorgeous women throwing themselves at you.
*Two beautiful women are thrown through the air and land at Vega's feet*
Vega: It's just an expression you imbeciles . . . . anyway I have decided to help those less fortunate ugly people by giving them the VEGA MASK!
*Vega pulls out a paper bag with a picture of his face stapled to it*
Vega: Using state of the art technology employed by today's top scientist you too can have my face! Just listen to a satisfied customer!
Ugly Man: Thanks to the Vega Mask I got myself a cutie!
*Ugly Man puts on the Vega Mask and a supermodel walks up to him*
Supermodel: Hey there good looking!
*Ugly Man gives thumbs up to the camera*
Vega: See it works! If you call in the next five minutes you'll get a bottle of Vega Musk! For that extra sweet scent to attract the ladies!
Call 555-2370 that's 555-2370 buy the Vega Mask now for 500 Zenni and receive the Vega Musk for absolutely free!
*End of Commercial*
*The camera goes back to Triple R who is talking on his cell phone*
Triple R: Yes, did I call in time to get the Vega Musk? . . . . Whoa, ok back to me ha ha . . . why don't you guys tell me when I'm on the air?
Camera Man: So you'll look like an idiot.
Triple R: Oh ok. Well the next match will be between team Final Fight and Team Hadoken! Guy, Maki, Cody how are you today?
Guy: Hey Triple R.
Maki: Hiya.
Cody: Hey
Triple R: You guys are in for a tough fight! Your opponents are Ryu, Ken, and Sakura! Very tough opponents!
Cody: We know.
Triple R: Well good luck to you and hopefully this won't be your final fight! Hahahaha! Get it Final Fight?
*Cody, Guy, and Maki give Triple R blank stares*
Triple R: . . . . I know . . . I'm an idiot.
Maki: I was thinking you're an ass.
*Maki, Guy, and Cody make their way to the arena*
Triple R: I'm here with three of Capcom's favorite Shotokan Fighters! Ryu, Ken, and Sakura!
*The crowd goes wild*
Sakura: Hey there!
Ken: What's up?
Ryu: Hello.
Triple R: So what's your plan to win this match?
Ryu: The fight is all that matters.
Ken: Don't listen to him we are going to destroy them!
*The crowd cheers*
Triple R: Well good luck team Hadoken!
*Ryu, Sakura, and Ken go to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok teams what'll it be?
Ken: Free for all
Cody: Sure
Referee Mills Lane: Ok the match type is set. Teams I want to see some good . . .
Yaoi: Yaoi!
Referee Mills Lane: Actually I was going to say technique. Can someone get this little pokemon out of the ring?
*Triple R walks up and picks up Yaoi*
Triple R: Don't wander off little fella.
*Triple R walks off with Yaoi*
Referee Mills Lane: Let's get it on!
Guy, Cody, and Maki faced off against Ryu, Ken, and Sakura respectively.
Sakura: Whatcha got?
Maki: Hold still and see!
Maki swung her tonfa at Sakura's head. Sakura ducked and Maki followed up with a sidekick which Sakura blocked. The block knocked Maki off balance and Sakura followed up with her Shouken.
Sakura: Shouken!
Sakura's version of the dragon punch knocked Maki back a few feet and Sakura charged up her Hadoken.
Sakura: Hadoken!
A blue stream of energy streaked toward Maki as she dodged it at the last minute.
Maki: You have bad aim school girl!
Sakura: School girl! Well at least I don't dress like that tramp Mai Shiranui!
Maki: What!?!
Sakura: You heard me! Oh I forget you're blonde so I have to say it really slow for you! Yooooouuuuu . . . . dreeeeesssssss . . . . . liiiiiiiikkkkkeeee . . . . aaaaaaaa . . . Tramp! Mai Shiranui wannabe!
Maki was really mad and ran at Sakura preparing to strike her with her tonfa. But she never quite made it there.
Ken: Shinryuken!
Ken hit Maki with his dragon punch and knocked her out cold.
Ken: Nice set up Sakura!
Sakura: No prob!
Cody: Fight me like a man.
Ken dodged Cody's jump kick. Cody followed up with a front kick that connected with Ken's stomach. Ken hit Cody with a fierce punch to his jaw. Cody staggered a little bit then Sakura came to double team Cody. Cody blocked Sakura's combo of punches but was not prepared for Ken's attack.
Ken: Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku!
Ken's flying spin kick knocked Cody to the ground. Guy ran to assist his teammate but was stopped by Ryu.
Ryu blocked Guy's reverse punch and the roundhouse kick that followed. Ryu's standing uppercut connected to Guy's chin. Ryu grabbed the collar of Guy's shirt and threw him over his shoulder. At the same time Ken and Sakura threw Cody. Cody and Guy collided with each other in midair putting them both out of commission.
Referee Mills Lane: Team Hadoken has eliminated Team Final Fight!
*The crowd cheers*
*Ken and Sakura take a bow. Ryu simply crosses his arms.*
Triple R: Wow Team Hadoken is the only team so far that has won without any teammates eliminated! That match was truly amazing! B.B lets hear what the crowd has to say about this!
*Camera switches to B.B Hood*
B.B Hood: Hey Triple R I'm here with a man that shouts random things. What did you think of this fight?
Man that shouts random things: I met a ninja that smelled like pee pee!
B.B Hood: Right . . . are you satisfied with the results of this match?
Man that shouts random things: Yaoi!
B.B Hood: ughhh I give up . . . back to you Triple R.
*The Camera goes back to Triple R*
Triple R: Well we are now ready for the next match! The Wrestlers vs. the Darkstalkers!
*Donovan, Talbain, and Demetri walk up to Triple R*
Triple R: So fellas, the Lady Darkstalkers have a team of their own. Any pressure on you guys to one up them?
Talbain: No need. We let our skills speak for themselves.
Demetri: Victory is assured
Triple: Well good luck to you all!
*The Darkstalkers move to the arena and the Wrestlers walk up*
Triple R: I'm here with the Zangief, R.Mika, and Hugo.
The Wrestlers: Hey
Triple R: Since you guys are wrestlers and all I bet your plan is to distract the ref and hit your opponents with a steel chair! Hahahah!
R.Mika: Ummm Triple R you are so silly heh heh.
*R. Mika gives a look to Zangief to and Hugo. You know the look that a person gives when their plan is found out . . .*
Triple R: Well good luck
*The Wrestlers move to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Ok teams what'll it be?
Zangief: Free for all!
Donovan: Whatever . . .
Referee Mills Lane: Ok! Let's get it on!
The Wrestler team obviously had a plan going into this match and they set it in motion from the very beginning. R. Mika ran toward Talbain but stopped abruptly as she approached him. Talbain took the bait and leapt toward her but something stopped him.
Zangief: You find out why they call me the Red Cyclone!
Zangief grabbed Talbain by his tail and twirled him around like a . . . cyclone.
Talbain: AAAARRRGGH!
Zangief threw Talbain like a frisbee to Hugo. Hugo caught the flying wolf and hurled him to R.Mika who had run toward the edge of the arena. R.Mika caught him and hurled him out of the ring.
Referee Mills Lane: Talbain has been eliminated!
R.Mika: Phase 1 complete!
Hugo: Time for Phase 2!
Now it was obvious that the Wrestlers had an elaborate plan. Hugo signaled to Poison who was standing on the outside of the arena. Phase 2 went into action.
Poison: Hey there you bald cutie! What's up?
Referee Mills Lane: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave the arena please.
Referee Mills Lane turned his back to the fight as he talked to Poison. Donovan was ready to strike Zangief with his sword but he was taken out prematurely. R. Mika struck him over the head with a steel chair that was strategically placed on the edge of the arena.
(Note* she did not leave the arena to get the chair. Just in case you were wondering)
Donovan was knocked out cold.
Poison: Well call me later cutie!
*Poison winks at Referee Mills Lane and walked away. Mills Lane turns around to see Donovan knocked out cold.*
Referee Mills Lane: Donovan is eliminated!
Demetri: So sad that you had to resort to your cheesy wrestling antics. Oh well I didn't need those weaklings. I am powerful enough to defeat the three of you myself.
The Wrestlers plan had worked. They wanted to get rid of the others so that they could concentrate on Demetri. The Wrestlers surrounded Demetri and began to circle him. Demetri just stood still in the Center.
Hugo rushed Demetri but he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Demetri: Bat Spin!
Demetri reappeared above Hugo and twirled downward diagonally. Hugo was knocked out.
Referee Mills Lane: Hugo has been eliminated!
R. Mika ran to attack Demetri.
Demetri: Chaos Flare!
Demetri shot a bat like projectile that knocked the approaching R. Mika out of the arena.
Referee Mills Lane: R. Mika has been eliminated!
Zangief grabbed Demetri from behind.
Zangief: You like to smell my breath?
Zangief exhaled and Demetri got a whiff of his breath.
Demetri: Is that? GARLIC!?!
Zangief's garlic breath began to weaken Demetri. Zangief then leapt up into the air holding Demetri.
Zangief: Screw Pile Driver!
Zangief twirled in the air and smashed Demetri's head into the ground as he descended. Demetri was incapacitated.
Referee Mills Lane: Demetri has been eliminated! This match goes to The Wrestler Team!
*The crowd goes wild*
Triple R: I knew it! I knew they were going to use some type of professional wrestling strategy!
JTurner: Well that's the end of chapter 3. Hope you enjoyed it. Review and tell me what you think please. I really appreciate your reviews. The next chapters will have more . . .
Yaoi: Yaoi!
JTurner: Well I was going to say fights and comedy but Yaoi is good too . . .