Capcom Team Fighting Tournament Chapter 4
Triple R: We are now about to begin the Dome of Elimination! The teams we have left are Team Power, The Lady Darkstalkers, Team Hadoken, Team Random, The Wrestlers, and The Little Bots.
*Michael Jackson runs up*
Michael Jackson: Did someone say little boys?
Triple R: NO! For the last time no one said Little Boys! That's it SECURITY!
*A man in a black suit grabs MJ and drags him off*
Michael Jackson: AHHHHH! Police brutality!
*Triple R watches MJ get taken away then looks back into the camera*
Triple R: Sorry about that folks. Sometimes I have to just put my foot down. Well anyway here are a few words from one of our sponsors.
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*The commercial shifts to a scene of Rose sitting at a desk and talking to people on a speaker phone*
Rose: Hello Caller how can I help you today?
Male Caller: So what are you wearing?
Rose: Excuse me?
Male Caller: Are you naked? I'm buck naked except for a cowboy hat, boots, spurs, handcuffs, and a skillet. Oh yeah I got the pancake mix and bacon too! And I know how to use it baby!
Rose: I'm sorry but you have the wrong hotline.
Caller: Oop's sorry
*next call*
Rose: Hello caller how may I help you?
Female Caller: Yes, there's a guy I like but I'm not sure if he is into me or not. He is always training and doing his martial arts stuff so I just don't know. Sometimes I say to myself Sakura you should just give up on Ryu but I'm just not sure.
(A/N Sakura did not realize she just said her own name out loud)
Rose: Well Sakura let me look into my crystal ball and see . . .
Sakura: What?! How did you know my name?! I thought this was anonymous! I'm so embarrassed!
*Sakura hangs up and dial tone is heard*
Rose: (sigh) Next Caller
Male Caller: Miss Rose I need your help I just can't tell whether I farted or not. I mean it smells like one of mine but it could be someone else's.
*Rose looks into her crystal ball*
Rose: Yes it was you . . .
Male Caller: Thank you Miss Rose!
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Triple R: You are now back here with me, Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh! B.B what's going on in the crowd?
B.B Hood: Well I'm here with a man that spits a lot when he is talking. Sir what were your favorite parts of the preliminaries?
*With every "P" word the man said he launched a ton of spit into B.B's face*
Man That Spits a Lot: I am "pleased" to "profess" that the most "pleasurable" "points" of this "positively" "perfect" display of "power" and "poise" has "pleased"me. "Perhaps" the next rounds will "prove" to be more "pleasant" than the "previous" "preliminaries" which "preceded" it. I would also like to "propose" that the author should "plan" to "put" in more characters that have names "primarily" starting with the letter "P" such as "Pullum" "Purna". My favorite Capcom game would probably be "Power" Stone . . .
*B.B's face was covered in spit*
B.B Hood: THAT'S IT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD! I QUIT!
*B.B threw her microphone down and stormed out of the arena*
Triple R: Oh no now who are we going to get to interview the audience?
*Chun Li walks up*
Chun Li: I'll do it!
Triple R: Great!
*Triple R hands her the microphone*
Triple R: Why aren't you competing in the tournament?
Chun Li: What? Oh, Well I didn't want the author to make a fool of me but now I'm feeling kind of left out. So I'll help you interview people!
Triple R: That's great!
*Chun Li walks to the stands*
Triple R: In order to keep this fic from getting way too monotonous JTurner has decided to add a little something to hopefully make things a little more exciting! The Dome of Elimination!
*Triple R points to a dome like cage that was suspended above the arena*
Triple R: All the teams from the preliminaries will face off in a large free for all battle inside the Dome of Elimination! The first two teams that can get a person to climb to the top of the dome will move on to the final match! But of course that won't be easy! Six teams fighting it out in one arena? Oh I'm about to wet my pants just thinking about it!
*Triple R looks down at his pants*
Triple R: Ok still dry. Well before the Dome of Elimination, I am pleased to announce that we have a very special musical guest! Miss Britney Spears!
*Britney Spears walks out to a mic stand that is in the middle of the arena*
Britney Spears: I'm so honored to be here at the Comcap tournament . . .
Random guy from the audience: That's Capcom dummy!
Britney Spears: Whatever . . . well here's an old song of mine. I'm sure you all still love it. Everyone loves me . . .Ahem. Oh Baby Baby, how was I supposed to know! . . .
*Britney begins to start her choreography but gets put out of commission suddenly . . .*
Bison: Psycho Crusher!
Britney Spears: AHHHHHHH!
*Britney his hit dead on by Bison's Psycho Crusher and knocked completely out of the ring. Bison snatches the microphone*
Bison: Who would rather hear me rap than hear ditzy Britney!
*The crowd flips out and goes wild*
Bison: Alright. I may have been eliminated from the tournament but I am still the most evil villain in the Capcom Universe. Dee Jay pump up the bass!
*Dee Jay begins to play Eminem's The Real Slim Shady*
M. Bison:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real M. Bison please stand up?
I repeat will the real M. Bison please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here . . .
Y'all act like you never seen a Evil Villain before
Jaws all on the floor like Ken and Ryu just burst in the door
And started whoopin my ass worse than before
They settled the score, Hitting me with Hadoken's
It's the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Charlie Nash said... nothing you idiots!
Charlie Nash is dead, I killed him Thailand!
Fighting game women love Big "M"
Chigga chigga chigga "M. Bison, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but his chins huge though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in the Capcom board room
Sometimes, I wanna take over the world with shadowloo, but can't
But it's cool for Gill to walk around in underoos
"M. Bison's down with this, M. Bison's down with this"
And if you're lucky, I won't kill you and throw a fit
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to even know what a fatality is
Of course they gonna know what a death is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got Mortal Kombat now don't they?
"we ain't nothing but actors.." well, some of us characters
Who take over the world, like evil bastards
But if we can walk around in underpants and pantyhose
Then there's no reason that Guy and Cody can't elope
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Kids wipe your snotty nose, sing the chorus and it goes!
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
*The crowd begins to stand up and go wild*
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up
Akuma don't need Psycho Power to kill people
Well I do, so f@#k him and f@#k you too!
You think I give a damn about Cammy? Half of my dolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but M, what if they did, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can all cringe in fear?
Like when I beat the crap out of Britney Spears!
Karin Kanzaki better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Dan Hibiki and Adon
And hear 'em argue who sucks worse than Sean
You little bitches, didn't put me in street fighter 3 "yeah, he's cool, but I think he's overused hee-hee!"
I should be the star of Marvel vs Capcom 3
And show the whole world why you gave big "M" a CD
I'm sick of you little Martial Arts dudes, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a f@#k like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only seen in the
Games you play with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to beat up
On all of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it I just did it
Better than ninety percent of you villains out can
Then you wonder why I like to clobber people in the head with mic stands
It's funny; cause at the rate i'm goin when i'm thirty
I'll be the only villain in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses with my psycho powers perfect
And I'm jokin but I wonder why the psycho drive isn't working?
And every single person is a M. Bison lurkin
He could be workin at burger king, plottin to take over things
or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "Wow this song sucks!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Bison please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up
Ha ha
Guess there's a M.Bison in all of us
Let's all stand up!
*The song fades out and the crowd is still going wild*
Triple R: Wow that was . . . completely random . . . but cool. I kind of wish he hadn't knocked out Britney like that. I was hoping me and her could get married for about 55 hours or so . . . Oh well. It's time for the moment everyone has been waiting for! The Dome of Elimination!
*The Dome Cage above the arena is lowered*
Triple R: Six teams going head to head in a Cage. The first two teams with members that reach the top of the cage and exit will be going to the final match!
Referee Mills Lane: Ok teams you understand the rules? Once you're inside the cage the only way to win is to get at least one team member to the top of the cage.
*All six teams go inside the cage*
Referee Mills Lane: Let's get it on!
A huge Melee erupted inside the Dome of Elimination. All six teams were fighting it out at the same time.
Mega Man: Little Bots let's go!
Mega Man, Roll and Proto Man lunged into the fray and attacked whoever they could. Mega Man hit Samanosuke with a blast from his buster gun. Samanosuke flew back and was knocked into Felicia.
Felicia: Ow get off of me!
Felica clawed at Samanosuke and then pushed him away but then she was grabbed from behind by R. Mika.
Felicia: Let go of me Thunder Thigh's!
R. Mika: Ok I'll let go of you Kitty but you won't land on your feet!
R. Mika picked Felicia up and held her over her head. She then hurled her into the steel cage.
Sakura: Hadoken!
R. Mika was hit by Sakura's attack and fell to the ground. Hugo prepared to grab Sakura from behind . . .
Ryu: Shoryuken!
Ryu knocked Hugo back with the dragon punch then followed up with a Whirlwind kick.
Ryu: Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku
Each kick struck Hugo on the side of his face.
Mega Man activated his Leaf shield as Dante let loose a barrage of bullets from Ebony and Ivory. Meanwhile Roll shot randomly into the crowd of fighters.
Zangief: Sorry little girl!
Zangief grabbed Roll from behind and hurled her through the air.
Mega Man: Roll!
Mega Man ran, jumped through the air and grabbed Roll before she hit the ground.
Mega Man: Are you ok?
Roll: Yeah.
Morrigan: Not for long Soul Fist!
Morrigan's fireball struck Mega Man and Roll head on.
Morrigan: Two for the price of one! Who's next?
Zangief: Me!
Zangief ran at Morrigan and tried to grab her but she flew over his head.
Morrigan: A man! Great! My cleavage can take over from here.
Morrigans cleavage began to speak to Zangief.
Cleavage: Look at me! You will do my bidding!
Zangief looked at her cleavage for a moment then started laughing hysterically.
Zangief: Ahahahaha! Didn't you know? Zangief the Red Cyclone is . . . GAY! It was confirmed by Capcom! Your cleavage tricks won't work on me!
Morrigan: What do you mean you're gay!?!?
Zangief: It means I like men . . .
Morrigan: I know what it means! It's just that I've never been rejected before . . .
Morrigan held her hands in her face then began to cry.
Zangief: Oh it's ok . . .
Zangief began to pat her on the back.
Zangief: It's ok for me to slam you into the arena!
Zangief grabbed Morrigan and slammed her head first into the ground!
Zangief: I am the Red Cyclone!
Zangief held his arms up in a victory pose but not for long . . .
Lillith: Shining Blade!
The uppercut stunned Zangief for a moment. He then rushed toward Lillith.
Ken: Shinryuken!
Ken's fiery version of the dragon punch knocked Zangief out.
Ken: Take that Red Cyclone!
Strider teleported behind Ken and prepared to slash him.
Sakura: Ken behind you!
Ken ducked and Striders slash missed. Strider began to slash furiously at Ken but Ken dodged each attack. Strider jumped up into the air and prepared an overhead strike.
Proto Man: Eat this!
Proto Man shot Strider in the air and he fell to the ground. Ken looked at Proto Man.
Ken: Thanks buddy . . . . Hadoken!
Ken knocked out Proto Man with the Hadoken.
Ken: Hahaha!
Dante: I wouldn't laugh so soon!
Dante entered Devil Trigger mode and shot lightning at Ken.
Ken: Ahhhh!
Ken fell to the ground.
Lillith tried to attack Dante from behind but he shot her down too.
Sakura: Hadoken!
Ryu: Hadoken!
Sakura and Ryu's energy combined and sped toward Dante. He was hit head on by the attack and knocked down.
Dan, Adon and Sean had already begun climbing the Cage while everyone was beating up on each other.
Dan: Adon give Sean a boost! Sean you jump as far as you can go!
Sean: Why do I have to jump?
Dan: Because you have basketball experience!
Sean: Oh yeah.
Adon gave Sean a boost and he jumped as far as he could. He then began to climb toward the top of the cage.
Ryu: Sakura! Jump!
Ryu gave Sakura a boost. She jumped on the side of the cage and began to advance.
Sean reached the top of the cage first and exited.
Referee Mills Lane: We have our first team to go to the final's! Team Power!
*The crowd yell's and applauds*
Not long after that Sakura made it to the top.
Referee Mills Lane: Our second team is Team Hadoken!
*The crowd yell's and applauds*
Triple R: Wow what an upset! Team Power has made it further than anyone expected! Looks like they have to take on the seasoned Team Hadoken! I can't wait to see what is going to happen next! I just might wet my pants!
*Triple R Looks down at his pants*
Triple R: Uh oh.
(End of Chapter 4)
JTurner: Hey people once again I want to thank everyone for reviewing this fic. Mad about Dan, Adon, and Sean making it to the finals? Yeah I know what you're thinking . . . please don't flame me. It is a humor fic after all. There has to be some comedy in the fact that three joke characters made it right?
*Hears crickets chirping*
JTurner: Ok, maybe I'm the only one that finds that funny . . .
People that have reviewed at this point: Hayabusa Will, Miguel Gama, CMK TacTican, Chan Yoruyamatiha, Lyrix of Azn Ethix, and Trutenor. Thanks for reading.
Triple R: We are now about to begin the Dome of Elimination! The teams we have left are Team Power, The Lady Darkstalkers, Team Hadoken, Team Random, The Wrestlers, and The Little Bots.
*Michael Jackson runs up*
Michael Jackson: Did someone say little boys?
Triple R: NO! For the last time no one said Little Boys! That's it SECURITY!
*A man in a black suit grabs MJ and drags him off*
Michael Jackson: AHHHHH! Police brutality!
*Triple R watches MJ get taken away then looks back into the camera*
Triple R: Sorry about that folks. Sometimes I have to just put my foot down. Well anyway here are a few words from one of our sponsors.
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Male Caller: So what are you wearing?
Rose: Excuse me?
Male Caller: Are you naked? I'm buck naked except for a cowboy hat, boots, spurs, handcuffs, and a skillet. Oh yeah I got the pancake mix and bacon too! And I know how to use it baby!
Rose: I'm sorry but you have the wrong hotline.
Caller: Oop's sorry
*next call*
Rose: Hello caller how may I help you?
Female Caller: Yes, there's a guy I like but I'm not sure if he is into me or not. He is always training and doing his martial arts stuff so I just don't know. Sometimes I say to myself Sakura you should just give up on Ryu but I'm just not sure.
(A/N Sakura did not realize she just said her own name out loud)
Rose: Well Sakura let me look into my crystal ball and see . . .
Sakura: What?! How did you know my name?! I thought this was anonymous! I'm so embarrassed!
*Sakura hangs up and dial tone is heard*
Rose: (sigh) Next Caller
Male Caller: Miss Rose I need your help I just can't tell whether I farted or not. I mean it smells like one of mine but it could be someone else's.
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Rose: Yes it was you . . .
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Triple R: You are now back here with me, Rick Rodney Rickenbaugh! B.B what's going on in the crowd?
B.B Hood: Well I'm here with a man that spits a lot when he is talking. Sir what were your favorite parts of the preliminaries?
*With every "P" word the man said he launched a ton of spit into B.B's face*
Man That Spits a Lot: I am "pleased" to "profess" that the most "pleasurable" "points" of this "positively" "perfect" display of "power" and "poise" has "pleased"me. "Perhaps" the next rounds will "prove" to be more "pleasant" than the "previous" "preliminaries" which "preceded" it. I would also like to "propose" that the author should "plan" to "put" in more characters that have names "primarily" starting with the letter "P" such as "Pullum" "Purna". My favorite Capcom game would probably be "Power" Stone . . .
*B.B's face was covered in spit*
B.B Hood: THAT'S IT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD! I QUIT!
*B.B threw her microphone down and stormed out of the arena*
Triple R: Oh no now who are we going to get to interview the audience?
*Chun Li walks up*
Chun Li: I'll do it!
Triple R: Great!
*Triple R hands her the microphone*
Triple R: Why aren't you competing in the tournament?
Chun Li: What? Oh, Well I didn't want the author to make a fool of me but now I'm feeling kind of left out. So I'll help you interview people!
Triple R: That's great!
*Chun Li walks to the stands*
Triple R: In order to keep this fic from getting way too monotonous JTurner has decided to add a little something to hopefully make things a little more exciting! The Dome of Elimination!
*Triple R points to a dome like cage that was suspended above the arena*
Triple R: All the teams from the preliminaries will face off in a large free for all battle inside the Dome of Elimination! The first two teams that can get a person to climb to the top of the dome will move on to the final match! But of course that won't be easy! Six teams fighting it out in one arena? Oh I'm about to wet my pants just thinking about it!
*Triple R looks down at his pants*
Triple R: Ok still dry. Well before the Dome of Elimination, I am pleased to announce that we have a very special musical guest! Miss Britney Spears!
*Britney Spears walks out to a mic stand that is in the middle of the arena*
Britney Spears: I'm so honored to be here at the Comcap tournament . . .
Random guy from the audience: That's Capcom dummy!
Britney Spears: Whatever . . . well here's an old song of mine. I'm sure you all still love it. Everyone loves me . . .Ahem. Oh Baby Baby, how was I supposed to know! . . .
*Britney begins to start her choreography but gets put out of commission suddenly . . .*
Bison: Psycho Crusher!
Britney Spears: AHHHHHHH!
*Britney his hit dead on by Bison's Psycho Crusher and knocked completely out of the ring. Bison snatches the microphone*
Bison: Who would rather hear me rap than hear ditzy Britney!
*The crowd flips out and goes wild*
Bison: Alright. I may have been eliminated from the tournament but I am still the most evil villain in the Capcom Universe. Dee Jay pump up the bass!
*Dee Jay begins to play Eminem's The Real Slim Shady*
M. Bison:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real M. Bison please stand up?
I repeat will the real M. Bison please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here . . .
Y'all act like you never seen a Evil Villain before
Jaws all on the floor like Ken and Ryu just burst in the door
And started whoopin my ass worse than before
They settled the score, Hitting me with Hadoken's
It's the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Charlie Nash said... nothing you idiots!
Charlie Nash is dead, I killed him Thailand!
Fighting game women love Big "M"
Chigga chigga chigga "M. Bison, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but his chins huge though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in the Capcom board room
Sometimes, I wanna take over the world with shadowloo, but can't
But it's cool for Gill to walk around in underoos
"M. Bison's down with this, M. Bison's down with this"
And if you're lucky, I won't kill you and throw a fit
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to even know what a fatality is
Of course they gonna know what a death is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got Mortal Kombat now don't they?
"we ain't nothing but actors.." well, some of us characters
Who take over the world, like evil bastards
But if we can walk around in underpants and pantyhose
Then there's no reason that Guy and Cody can't elope
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Kids wipe your snotty nose, sing the chorus and it goes!
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
*The crowd begins to stand up and go wild*
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up
Akuma don't need Psycho Power to kill people
Well I do, so f@#k him and f@#k you too!
You think I give a damn about Cammy? Half of my dolls can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"but M, what if they did, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can all cringe in fear?
Like when I beat the crap out of Britney Spears!
Karin Kanzaki better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Dan Hibiki and Adon
And hear 'em argue who sucks worse than Sean
You little bitches, didn't put me in street fighter 3 "yeah, he's cool, but I think he's overused hee-hee!"
I should be the star of Marvel vs Capcom 3
And show the whole world why you gave big "M" a CD
I'm sick of you little Martial Arts dudes, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a f@#k like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only seen in the
Games you play with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to beat up
On all of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it I just did it
Better than ninety percent of you villains out can
Then you wonder why I like to clobber people in the head with mic stands
It's funny; cause at the rate i'm goin when i'm thirty
I'll be the only villain in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses with my psycho powers perfect
And I'm jokin but I wonder why the psycho drive isn't working?
And every single person is a M. Bison lurkin
He could be workin at burger king, plottin to take over things
or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "Wow this song sucks!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Bison please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm M. Bison, yes I'm the real Bison
All you other M. Bison's should just stop trying
So won't the real M. Bison please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up
Ha ha
Guess there's a M.Bison in all of us
Let's all stand up!
*The song fades out and the crowd is still going wild*
Triple R: Wow that was . . . completely random . . . but cool. I kind of wish he hadn't knocked out Britney like that. I was hoping me and her could get married for about 55 hours or so . . . Oh well. It's time for the moment everyone has been waiting for! The Dome of Elimination!
*The Dome Cage above the arena is lowered*
Triple R: Six teams going head to head in a Cage. The first two teams with members that reach the top of the cage and exit will be going to the final match!
Referee Mills Lane: Ok teams you understand the rules? Once you're inside the cage the only way to win is to get at least one team member to the top of the cage.
*All six teams go inside the cage*
Referee Mills Lane: Let's get it on!
A huge Melee erupted inside the Dome of Elimination. All six teams were fighting it out at the same time.
Mega Man: Little Bots let's go!
Mega Man, Roll and Proto Man lunged into the fray and attacked whoever they could. Mega Man hit Samanosuke with a blast from his buster gun. Samanosuke flew back and was knocked into Felicia.
Felicia: Ow get off of me!
Felica clawed at Samanosuke and then pushed him away but then she was grabbed from behind by R. Mika.
Felicia: Let go of me Thunder Thigh's!
R. Mika: Ok I'll let go of you Kitty but you won't land on your feet!
R. Mika picked Felicia up and held her over her head. She then hurled her into the steel cage.
Sakura: Hadoken!
R. Mika was hit by Sakura's attack and fell to the ground. Hugo prepared to grab Sakura from behind . . .
Ryu: Shoryuken!
Ryu knocked Hugo back with the dragon punch then followed up with a Whirlwind kick.
Ryu: Tatsumaki Senpu Kyaku
Each kick struck Hugo on the side of his face.
Mega Man activated his Leaf shield as Dante let loose a barrage of bullets from Ebony and Ivory. Meanwhile Roll shot randomly into the crowd of fighters.
Zangief: Sorry little girl!
Zangief grabbed Roll from behind and hurled her through the air.
Mega Man: Roll!
Mega Man ran, jumped through the air and grabbed Roll before she hit the ground.
Mega Man: Are you ok?
Roll: Yeah.
Morrigan: Not for long Soul Fist!
Morrigan's fireball struck Mega Man and Roll head on.
Morrigan: Two for the price of one! Who's next?
Zangief: Me!
Zangief ran at Morrigan and tried to grab her but she flew over his head.
Morrigan: A man! Great! My cleavage can take over from here.
Morrigans cleavage began to speak to Zangief.
Cleavage: Look at me! You will do my bidding!
Zangief looked at her cleavage for a moment then started laughing hysterically.
Zangief: Ahahahaha! Didn't you know? Zangief the Red Cyclone is . . . GAY! It was confirmed by Capcom! Your cleavage tricks won't work on me!
Morrigan: What do you mean you're gay!?!?
Zangief: It means I like men . . .
Morrigan: I know what it means! It's just that I've never been rejected before . . .
Morrigan held her hands in her face then began to cry.
Zangief: Oh it's ok . . .
Zangief began to pat her on the back.
Zangief: It's ok for me to slam you into the arena!
Zangief grabbed Morrigan and slammed her head first into the ground!
Zangief: I am the Red Cyclone!
Zangief held his arms up in a victory pose but not for long . . .
Lillith: Shining Blade!
The uppercut stunned Zangief for a moment. He then rushed toward Lillith.
Ken: Shinryuken!
Ken's fiery version of the dragon punch knocked Zangief out.
Ken: Take that Red Cyclone!
Strider teleported behind Ken and prepared to slash him.
Sakura: Ken behind you!
Ken ducked and Striders slash missed. Strider began to slash furiously at Ken but Ken dodged each attack. Strider jumped up into the air and prepared an overhead strike.
Proto Man: Eat this!
Proto Man shot Strider in the air and he fell to the ground. Ken looked at Proto Man.
Ken: Thanks buddy . . . . Hadoken!
Ken knocked out Proto Man with the Hadoken.
Ken: Hahaha!
Dante: I wouldn't laugh so soon!
Dante entered Devil Trigger mode and shot lightning at Ken.
Ken: Ahhhh!
Ken fell to the ground.
Lillith tried to attack Dante from behind but he shot her down too.
Sakura: Hadoken!
Ryu: Hadoken!
Sakura and Ryu's energy combined and sped toward Dante. He was hit head on by the attack and knocked down.
Dan, Adon and Sean had already begun climbing the Cage while everyone was beating up on each other.
Dan: Adon give Sean a boost! Sean you jump as far as you can go!
Sean: Why do I have to jump?
Dan: Because you have basketball experience!
Sean: Oh yeah.
Adon gave Sean a boost and he jumped as far as he could. He then began to climb toward the top of the cage.
Ryu: Sakura! Jump!
Ryu gave Sakura a boost. She jumped on the side of the cage and began to advance.
Sean reached the top of the cage first and exited.
Referee Mills Lane: We have our first team to go to the final's! Team Power!
*The crowd yell's and applauds*
Not long after that Sakura made it to the top.
Referee Mills Lane: Our second team is Team Hadoken!
*The crowd yell's and applauds*
Triple R: Wow what an upset! Team Power has made it further than anyone expected! Looks like they have to take on the seasoned Team Hadoken! I can't wait to see what is going to happen next! I just might wet my pants!
*Triple R Looks down at his pants*
Triple R: Uh oh.
(End of Chapter 4)
JTurner: Hey people once again I want to thank everyone for reviewing this fic. Mad about Dan, Adon, and Sean making it to the finals? Yeah I know what you're thinking . . . please don't flame me. It is a humor fic after all. There has to be some comedy in the fact that three joke characters made it right?
*Hears crickets chirping*
JTurner: Ok, maybe I'm the only one that finds that funny . . .
People that have reviewed at this point: Hayabusa Will, Miguel Gama, CMK TacTican, Chan Yoruyamatiha, Lyrix of Azn Ethix, and Trutenor. Thanks for reading.