Chapter 5 Capcom Team Fighting Tournament
Triple R: You are back here with Triple R in the lovely Capcom Dome Arena and I have a new pair of pants! If you are just tuning in folks I must say that you have missed several spectacular fights, random celebrities getting escorted out by security, and evil villains that are starting a rap career!
Yaoi: Yaoi!
Triple R: Oh yeah and pokemon like creatures that flap their wings and yell yaoi!
Yaoi: Yaoi!
Triple R: B.B Hood, our last co-host, quit recently so we have Chun Li Xiang filling in for her! Chun Li what's going on in the audience?
*camera switches to Chun Li in the audience*
Chun Li: Well I'm here with a few disappointed Morrigan fans that really wanted to see her team go to the finals.
Morrigan Fan #1: Morrigan lost oh no!
Morrigan Fan #2: Oh no!
Morrigan Fan #3: Oh no!
*The Kool aid guy bursts through a wall*
Kool Aid Guy: OHHHH YEAAHHH!!!
*Everyone gives the Kool Aid Guy an odd stare*
Chun Li: Hold on stop the fan fic! JTurner seriously that joke was so ripped off from Family Guy!
*JTurner appears out of nowhere*
JTurner: I know but I just couldn't resist.
*Chun Li stares at JTurner coldy*
JTurner: Should I walk away with my head held down in shame now?
Chun Li: Yes . . .
*JTurner walks away with his head held down in shame.*
Chun Li: Back to you Triple R.
*Camera goes back to Triple R near the arena*
Triple R: Alrighty then here is a word from one of our proud sponsors!
*T.V Commercial*
Mike Haggar: Hello I'm Mike Haggar former pro wrestler and the current Mayor of Metro City. I am running for Governor and I expect everyone to vote for me. Now I bet you're wondering "Mr. Haggar why should I vote for you?" Well you should vote for me because . . . I'LL BODY SLAM YOU IF YOU DON'T!!
*Haggar runs and grabs a random guy and slams him into the ground. The song by Stroke 9 "How many people want to kick some ass" from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back begins to play.*
(A/N the song lyrics are in parenthesis. Just imagine the song lyrics playing in the background of the commercial)
Mike Haggar: Want to find out what happens to you if you don't vote for me?
(How many people want to kick some ass?)
*The scene switches to Haggar walking up to houses and knocking on doors with a list in his hand.*
(I do I do)
Mike Haggar: Hello sir, did you vote for me?
(How many people sick of holding back?)
Some Guy: Umm no I voted for the other guy
(I am)
Haggar: OK
(Well I am too!)
*Haggar grabs the guy by his shirt and throws him on the ground. Haggar picks the guy up off the ground then does a suplex.*
Mike Haggar: And don't think you can hide from me I'll find you!
*Scene goes to a man and woman hiding in a dumpster.*
Woman: Think its safe?
(And how many people sick of holding back?)
Man: I'll go check.
(I am I am)
*The man climbs out of the dumpster and looks around.*
Man: I think it's safe.
(And how many people want to kick some ass?)
*The woman starts to climb out of the dumpster then all of a sudden Haggar comes out of nowhere and football tackles the man.*
(I would if I could! But I'm really just a sensitive artist!)
*Scene goes back to Haggar*
Mike Haggar: So remember when the time comes vote for me . . . OR ELSE!
This commercial paid for and approved by the committee to elect Mike Haggar for governor. Vote for Haggar or he'll kick your ass!
*End of Commercial*
Triple R: Right . . . well that was interesting. It won't be long folks the final match will begin between Team Power and Team Hadoken! Boy I can't wait! It'll just be a little while longer folks!
*Meanwhile in Team Powers locker room*
Sean: Dan seriously should you be eating all those chili dogs now? We have a match in a little while.
Dan: Winning all those fights has made me really hungry! I need energy in order for the Saikyo groove to be at its peak.
Adon: Dan you're going to be farting like crazy after this and I don't want to be around when you do.
*In Team Hadoken's Locker room Akuma lies in wait for Sakura, Ryu, and Ken to return*
Akuma: I may have lost the tournament but the world will know the true power of the Ansatsuken style!
*Just then Team Hadoken walked into their locker Room*
Ryu: Akuma what are you doing here?!
Akuma: All of you embrace your dark powers!
*Akuma's body began to glow with a dark energy. He outstretched his arms and shot several bolts of dark energy into Sakura, Ryu, and Ken's body. They all jerked about a bit and then finally they were all overcome by the dark power.*
Evil Ryu: I am Evil Ryu!
Dark Sakura: Dark Sakura!
Violent Ken: Violent Ken!
Akuma: Heh heh heh. Now go show the world the true power of the Ansatsuken style. Oh yeah and do something to the author of this fic . . . he made me lose to joke characters.
*The new team Hadoken left to wreak havoc in the arena and capture the author. Yaoi saw everything through a window and flew off to tell Triple R*
Triple R: Well looks like Team Poser is here and they are ready to fight!
Dan: That's Team Power! Not Poser!
Triple R: Whatever. I wonder why Team Hadoken is taking so long?
*Yaoi flys up to Triple R and tries to warn him about what happened*
Yaoi: Yaoi, Yaoi, Yaoi, YAOI, Yaoi!
Triple R: Yaoi what are you talking about? What's wrong?
Yaoi: Yaoi, Yaoi, YAOI!
Triple R: Timmy's stuck in a well?
*Yaoi starts to get really pissed at Triple R*
Yaoi: Akuma just turned Ryu, Ken, and Sakura into evil versions of themselves and they plan to hurt JTurner you frickin moron!
Triple R: Oh crap . . . that's not good.
*Just then Evil Ryu, Dark Sakura, and Violent Ken walk into the arena. They have JTurner captured and tied up really tight.
Triple R: Oh no! This isn't how this fic is supposed to go!
Dark Sakura: No one is to leave this arena or JTurner gets it!
Triple R: Gets what?
Dark Sakura: What do you mean?
Triple R: What does he get?
Dark Sakura: Huh? He gets "it"
Triple R: What's "it"?
JTurner: She means kill me Triple R . . .
Dark Sakura: Actually we were going to lock you into a room and make you watch Britney Spears videos but killing you sounds more fun!
JTurner: Dang . . .
Evil Ryu: We are here to destroy Team Power for disgracing the Ansatsuken Style. They will pay with their lives!
Triple R: Oh no folk's things aren't looking to good here at the Capcom Dome Arena. Team Hadoken has let their dark hidden powers take over them and well, they aren't being very nice! The only people who can save us are Team Power . . . . we're screwed.
JTurner: Pretty much.
Triple R: How did they manage to capture you anyway?
Violent Ken: We caught him moping around with his head held down in shame.
Triple R: Oh . . . well let's begin the battle that will decide our fate!
*Both of the teams proceeded to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Well, it's time for the final fight of this tournament. The final battle will be free for all. Ready? Let's get it on!
Team Power was pretty intimidated by the evil Team Hadoken but they started out with a strong offensive anyway.
Adon rushed Violent Ken. His first two punches were dodged rather easily. Adon followed up with a sweeping kick to Ken's foot but Violent Ken simply lifted his leg up and the attack missed. Violent Ken did a roundhouse kick to side of Adon's face. Adon was hit very hard by the kick and landed on the ground. Just as he was about to get up Violent Ken stomped him down again.
Violent Ken: You're going to suffer! Heh heh heh
Sean ran to aid Adon but was stopped by Dark Sakura.
Dark Sakura: Shouken!
Her uppercut hit Sean dead on and put him to the ground. Dark Sakura then ran toward the fallen Sean. Sean reacted very quickly and kicked her feet out from under her as she approached him. Dark Sakura hit the ground and Sean tried to capitalize on her fall but she got up very quickly.
Dark Sakura: Hadoken!
Dark Sakura's Fireball attack connected right to Sean's midsection and he was hurled back several feet.
Dan squared off against Evil Ryu and he wasn't doing so well.
Dan: Gadoken!
Dan's puny fire ball flew toward Evil Ryu. Evil Ryu didn't try to move or dodge he simply stood in one spot and the fireball fizzled away.
Dan: . . . I really have to work on that attack . . .
Evil Ryu prepared his attack next.
Evil Ryu: Hadoken!
A large ball of blue energy sped toward Dan. Dan leapt over it and Evil Ryu hit him with the dragon punch while he was in the air.
Evil Ryu: Shoryuken!
Evil Ryu's fist connected to Dan's chin and he came crashing to the arena floor.
Team Power was pretty much demolished. Evil Ryu, Dark Sakura, and Violent Ken stood over them and taunted.
Violent Ken: No challenge at all.
Dark Sakura: Let's finish them quickly I'm bored.
Evil Ryu: It's the end for you all. Time to send your souls to hell!
Evil Ryu prepared to use the Shun goku satsu and send Team Powers souls to hell but he was interrupted by Dan.
Dan: Ha hah hah hah hah
Evil Ryu: Quiet weakling.
Dan: AH HA HAH HAHAHA!
Sean: Dan why are you laughing we are about to die here!?!
Dan: You guys underestimated the power of the Saikyo groove! I still have one trick up my sleeve! It's too bad for you that I filled up on chili dogs earlier today! Now for the ultimate attack!
Dan got up quickly and pointed his butt in the direction of Evil Ryu, Violent Ken, and Dark Sakura.
Dan: FART-DOKEN!
Dan farted and lit the fart with a fireball. A massive explosion filled the arena and knocked Evil Ryu, Violent Ken, and Dark Sakura completely out of the ring. They landed on the ground hard. They were hurt but it looked like they were knocked back to their original selves.
Referee Mills Lane: Team Power has defeated Team Hadoken! Team Power is the winner of the Capcom Team Fighting Tournament!!!
*The crowd began to go crazy. Everyone cheered for the new champions Dan, Sean and Adon*
Triple R: Oh wow! I can't believe they did it! Team Power has won this entire event! No one would have put their money on them to win! Guy's how do you feel right now?
Adon: I feel great!
Sean: Me too
Dan: I think I messed my pants!
*Dan ran off to the bathroom*
Triple R: There you have it folks. The winners are Team Power!
*The other participants of the tournament and several people in the audience begin to walk down to the arena*
Morrigan: I know! Everybody let's all do the Macarena! Hit it Dee Jay!
*Dee Jay begins to play the Macarena over the loud speakers and everyone does the dance in the arena*
Morrigan: I'm not trying to seduce you! When I dance they call me Macarena and the boys they say que soy Buena! They all want me they can't have me! So they all come and dance along with me! Move with me! Chant with me! And if you're good I'll take you home with me!
*Everyone is doing the Macarena and having a good time. Triple R interviews JTurner while everyone is dancing in the background*
Triple R: JTurner you finally finished this fic. What are your plans for the future?
JTurner: Well, I have a few ideas for stories that I want to do. I really want to work on a sequel to my story Clash of Heroes: Square vs Capcom someday.
Triple R: Yeah I read that. Man with dream matchups like Volt vs Zangief, Sakura vs Yuffie, Tifa vs Chun Li, and Cloud vs Dante, how could someone not want to read that fic?!?
JTurner: Seriously. I'm thinking about working on a Devil May Cry fic next.
Triple R: Cool do you think I can be in it?
JTurner: Sure you could make a cameo appearance.
Triple R: That's great. There anyone you want to thank?
JTurner: Thanks to everyone that has reviewed this story! I really appreciate your support. I've read fics by each of you and they are all very good. I'll continue to support you in the future and hopefully you will do the same for me.
(The End)
Triple R: You are back here with Triple R in the lovely Capcom Dome Arena and I have a new pair of pants! If you are just tuning in folks I must say that you have missed several spectacular fights, random celebrities getting escorted out by security, and evil villains that are starting a rap career!
Yaoi: Yaoi!
Triple R: Oh yeah and pokemon like creatures that flap their wings and yell yaoi!
Yaoi: Yaoi!
Triple R: B.B Hood, our last co-host, quit recently so we have Chun Li Xiang filling in for her! Chun Li what's going on in the audience?
*camera switches to Chun Li in the audience*
Chun Li: Well I'm here with a few disappointed Morrigan fans that really wanted to see her team go to the finals.
Morrigan Fan #1: Morrigan lost oh no!
Morrigan Fan #2: Oh no!
Morrigan Fan #3: Oh no!
*The Kool aid guy bursts through a wall*
Kool Aid Guy: OHHHH YEAAHHH!!!
*Everyone gives the Kool Aid Guy an odd stare*
Chun Li: Hold on stop the fan fic! JTurner seriously that joke was so ripped off from Family Guy!
*JTurner appears out of nowhere*
JTurner: I know but I just couldn't resist.
*Chun Li stares at JTurner coldy*
JTurner: Should I walk away with my head held down in shame now?
Chun Li: Yes . . .
*JTurner walks away with his head held down in shame.*
Chun Li: Back to you Triple R.
*Camera goes back to Triple R near the arena*
Triple R: Alrighty then here is a word from one of our proud sponsors!
*T.V Commercial*
Mike Haggar: Hello I'm Mike Haggar former pro wrestler and the current Mayor of Metro City. I am running for Governor and I expect everyone to vote for me. Now I bet you're wondering "Mr. Haggar why should I vote for you?" Well you should vote for me because . . . I'LL BODY SLAM YOU IF YOU DON'T!!
*Haggar runs and grabs a random guy and slams him into the ground. The song by Stroke 9 "How many people want to kick some ass" from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back begins to play.*
(A/N the song lyrics are in parenthesis. Just imagine the song lyrics playing in the background of the commercial)
Mike Haggar: Want to find out what happens to you if you don't vote for me?
(How many people want to kick some ass?)
*The scene switches to Haggar walking up to houses and knocking on doors with a list in his hand.*
(I do I do)
Mike Haggar: Hello sir, did you vote for me?
(How many people sick of holding back?)
Some Guy: Umm no I voted for the other guy
(I am)
Haggar: OK
(Well I am too!)
*Haggar grabs the guy by his shirt and throws him on the ground. Haggar picks the guy up off the ground then does a suplex.*
Mike Haggar: And don't think you can hide from me I'll find you!
*Scene goes to a man and woman hiding in a dumpster.*
Woman: Think its safe?
(And how many people sick of holding back?)
Man: I'll go check.
(I am I am)
*The man climbs out of the dumpster and looks around.*
Man: I think it's safe.
(And how many people want to kick some ass?)
*The woman starts to climb out of the dumpster then all of a sudden Haggar comes out of nowhere and football tackles the man.*
(I would if I could! But I'm really just a sensitive artist!)
*Scene goes back to Haggar*
Mike Haggar: So remember when the time comes vote for me . . . OR ELSE!
This commercial paid for and approved by the committee to elect Mike Haggar for governor. Vote for Haggar or he'll kick your ass!
*End of Commercial*
Triple R: Right . . . well that was interesting. It won't be long folks the final match will begin between Team Power and Team Hadoken! Boy I can't wait! It'll just be a little while longer folks!
*Meanwhile in Team Powers locker room*
Sean: Dan seriously should you be eating all those chili dogs now? We have a match in a little while.
Dan: Winning all those fights has made me really hungry! I need energy in order for the Saikyo groove to be at its peak.
Adon: Dan you're going to be farting like crazy after this and I don't want to be around when you do.
*In Team Hadoken's Locker room Akuma lies in wait for Sakura, Ryu, and Ken to return*
Akuma: I may have lost the tournament but the world will know the true power of the Ansatsuken style!
*Just then Team Hadoken walked into their locker Room*
Ryu: Akuma what are you doing here?!
Akuma: All of you embrace your dark powers!
*Akuma's body began to glow with a dark energy. He outstretched his arms and shot several bolts of dark energy into Sakura, Ryu, and Ken's body. They all jerked about a bit and then finally they were all overcome by the dark power.*
Evil Ryu: I am Evil Ryu!
Dark Sakura: Dark Sakura!
Violent Ken: Violent Ken!
Akuma: Heh heh heh. Now go show the world the true power of the Ansatsuken style. Oh yeah and do something to the author of this fic . . . he made me lose to joke characters.
*The new team Hadoken left to wreak havoc in the arena and capture the author. Yaoi saw everything through a window and flew off to tell Triple R*
Triple R: Well looks like Team Poser is here and they are ready to fight!
Dan: That's Team Power! Not Poser!
Triple R: Whatever. I wonder why Team Hadoken is taking so long?
*Yaoi flys up to Triple R and tries to warn him about what happened*
Yaoi: Yaoi, Yaoi, Yaoi, YAOI, Yaoi!
Triple R: Yaoi what are you talking about? What's wrong?
Yaoi: Yaoi, Yaoi, YAOI!
Triple R: Timmy's stuck in a well?
*Yaoi starts to get really pissed at Triple R*
Yaoi: Akuma just turned Ryu, Ken, and Sakura into evil versions of themselves and they plan to hurt JTurner you frickin moron!
Triple R: Oh crap . . . that's not good.
*Just then Evil Ryu, Dark Sakura, and Violent Ken walk into the arena. They have JTurner captured and tied up really tight.
Triple R: Oh no! This isn't how this fic is supposed to go!
Dark Sakura: No one is to leave this arena or JTurner gets it!
Triple R: Gets what?
Dark Sakura: What do you mean?
Triple R: What does he get?
Dark Sakura: Huh? He gets "it"
Triple R: What's "it"?
JTurner: She means kill me Triple R . . .
Dark Sakura: Actually we were going to lock you into a room and make you watch Britney Spears videos but killing you sounds more fun!
JTurner: Dang . . .
Evil Ryu: We are here to destroy Team Power for disgracing the Ansatsuken Style. They will pay with their lives!
Triple R: Oh no folk's things aren't looking to good here at the Capcom Dome Arena. Team Hadoken has let their dark hidden powers take over them and well, they aren't being very nice! The only people who can save us are Team Power . . . . we're screwed.
JTurner: Pretty much.
Triple R: How did they manage to capture you anyway?
Violent Ken: We caught him moping around with his head held down in shame.
Triple R: Oh . . . well let's begin the battle that will decide our fate!
*Both of the teams proceeded to the arena*
Referee Mills Lane: Well, it's time for the final fight of this tournament. The final battle will be free for all. Ready? Let's get it on!
Team Power was pretty intimidated by the evil Team Hadoken but they started out with a strong offensive anyway.
Adon rushed Violent Ken. His first two punches were dodged rather easily. Adon followed up with a sweeping kick to Ken's foot but Violent Ken simply lifted his leg up and the attack missed. Violent Ken did a roundhouse kick to side of Adon's face. Adon was hit very hard by the kick and landed on the ground. Just as he was about to get up Violent Ken stomped him down again.
Violent Ken: You're going to suffer! Heh heh heh
Sean ran to aid Adon but was stopped by Dark Sakura.
Dark Sakura: Shouken!
Her uppercut hit Sean dead on and put him to the ground. Dark Sakura then ran toward the fallen Sean. Sean reacted very quickly and kicked her feet out from under her as she approached him. Dark Sakura hit the ground and Sean tried to capitalize on her fall but she got up very quickly.
Dark Sakura: Hadoken!
Dark Sakura's Fireball attack connected right to Sean's midsection and he was hurled back several feet.
Dan squared off against Evil Ryu and he wasn't doing so well.
Dan: Gadoken!
Dan's puny fire ball flew toward Evil Ryu. Evil Ryu didn't try to move or dodge he simply stood in one spot and the fireball fizzled away.
Dan: . . . I really have to work on that attack . . .
Evil Ryu prepared his attack next.
Evil Ryu: Hadoken!
A large ball of blue energy sped toward Dan. Dan leapt over it and Evil Ryu hit him with the dragon punch while he was in the air.
Evil Ryu: Shoryuken!
Evil Ryu's fist connected to Dan's chin and he came crashing to the arena floor.
Team Power was pretty much demolished. Evil Ryu, Dark Sakura, and Violent Ken stood over them and taunted.
Violent Ken: No challenge at all.
Dark Sakura: Let's finish them quickly I'm bored.
Evil Ryu: It's the end for you all. Time to send your souls to hell!
Evil Ryu prepared to use the Shun goku satsu and send Team Powers souls to hell but he was interrupted by Dan.
Dan: Ha hah hah hah hah
Evil Ryu: Quiet weakling.
Dan: AH HA HAH HAHAHA!
Sean: Dan why are you laughing we are about to die here!?!
Dan: You guys underestimated the power of the Saikyo groove! I still have one trick up my sleeve! It's too bad for you that I filled up on chili dogs earlier today! Now for the ultimate attack!
Dan got up quickly and pointed his butt in the direction of Evil Ryu, Violent Ken, and Dark Sakura.
Dan: FART-DOKEN!
Dan farted and lit the fart with a fireball. A massive explosion filled the arena and knocked Evil Ryu, Violent Ken, and Dark Sakura completely out of the ring. They landed on the ground hard. They were hurt but it looked like they were knocked back to their original selves.
Referee Mills Lane: Team Power has defeated Team Hadoken! Team Power is the winner of the Capcom Team Fighting Tournament!!!
*The crowd began to go crazy. Everyone cheered for the new champions Dan, Sean and Adon*
Triple R: Oh wow! I can't believe they did it! Team Power has won this entire event! No one would have put their money on them to win! Guy's how do you feel right now?
Adon: I feel great!
Sean: Me too
Dan: I think I messed my pants!
*Dan ran off to the bathroom*
Triple R: There you have it folks. The winners are Team Power!
*The other participants of the tournament and several people in the audience begin to walk down to the arena*
Morrigan: I know! Everybody let's all do the Macarena! Hit it Dee Jay!
*Dee Jay begins to play the Macarena over the loud speakers and everyone does the dance in the arena*
Morrigan: I'm not trying to seduce you! When I dance they call me Macarena and the boys they say que soy Buena! They all want me they can't have me! So they all come and dance along with me! Move with me! Chant with me! And if you're good I'll take you home with me!
*Everyone is doing the Macarena and having a good time. Triple R interviews JTurner while everyone is dancing in the background*
Triple R: JTurner you finally finished this fic. What are your plans for the future?
JTurner: Well, I have a few ideas for stories that I want to do. I really want to work on a sequel to my story Clash of Heroes: Square vs Capcom someday.
Triple R: Yeah I read that. Man with dream matchups like Volt vs Zangief, Sakura vs Yuffie, Tifa vs Chun Li, and Cloud vs Dante, how could someone not want to read that fic?!?
JTurner: Seriously. I'm thinking about working on a Devil May Cry fic next.
Triple R: Cool do you think I can be in it?
JTurner: Sure you could make a cameo appearance.
Triple R: That's great. There anyone you want to thank?
JTurner: Thanks to everyone that has reviewed this story! I really appreciate your support. I've read fics by each of you and they are all very good. I'll continue to support you in the future and hopefully you will do the same for me.
(The End)