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The diary of Neo: Reloaded
Entry 1.
Well, had that dream about Trinity dying. I wonder how it finishes. I think I'll go to sit down in a random room.
LATER
Trinity just HAD to come bug me with her dumb questions. Why would I want to tell her about my dream. Especially one where she's dying. Well, Link says we have to go. At least I get to look cool.
Entry 2.
Got blamed for our lateness. Not my fault. When will Link learn that my hair has to be swept to the LEFT. Not the RIGHT, not the BACK, not the FRONT. The LEFT. Well at least we were fashionably late. Not Unfashionably late. And Morpheus got to make his dramatic entrance. So I don't see what he's complaining about. Oh!! Sensed something!! Some guys at the door gave me an envelope. It had an agents ear piece in it. So I told them to clear off. Ha. No dumb extras shall get more screening time than ME! Well, agents broke in. Fought them. Now I can fly!!!!! FLLLLLLYYYYYIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNG!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!! Stopped off at the Oracles. I wanted a cookie!! But she wasn't there!! Oh well.
Entry 3.
We're going to Zion. Yipee!!!!!! And Morpeheus is gonna get yeeeelled at. Hehe. Silly Morpheus. Never learns. Oh. It's the Kid again. He is seriously getting on my nerves 'Neo can I carry your bags??' Gaaah!! I never thought being fawned over would be so annoying. Well at least Link takes advantage of him. Someone oughta. Maybe he dies if he isn't serving someone. Well, gotta make out with Trinity. Isn't it tough to be me???
Yipee for me!! I've written a new story!!!! I know it's short, but I can't type no more!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaase review! Okily dokily!! Sorry. Ned Flanders overload. Oh well! I'm off to do. stuff. Well it's 9:30 pm!! The possibilities are endless!!!! +sits down and eats Nutella+ Weeeell, I know what I'M doing for the rest of the night!!!
The diary of Neo: Reloaded
Entry 1.
Well, had that dream about Trinity dying. I wonder how it finishes. I think I'll go to sit down in a random room.
LATER
Trinity just HAD to come bug me with her dumb questions. Why would I want to tell her about my dream. Especially one where she's dying. Well, Link says we have to go. At least I get to look cool.
Entry 2.
Got blamed for our lateness. Not my fault. When will Link learn that my hair has to be swept to the LEFT. Not the RIGHT, not the BACK, not the FRONT. The LEFT. Well at least we were fashionably late. Not Unfashionably late. And Morpheus got to make his dramatic entrance. So I don't see what he's complaining about. Oh!! Sensed something!! Some guys at the door gave me an envelope. It had an agents ear piece in it. So I told them to clear off. Ha. No dumb extras shall get more screening time than ME! Well, agents broke in. Fought them. Now I can fly!!!!! FLLLLLLYYYYYIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNG!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!! Stopped off at the Oracles. I wanted a cookie!! But she wasn't there!! Oh well.
Entry 3.
We're going to Zion. Yipee!!!!!! And Morpeheus is gonna get yeeeelled at. Hehe. Silly Morpheus. Never learns. Oh. It's the Kid again. He is seriously getting on my nerves 'Neo can I carry your bags??' Gaaah!! I never thought being fawned over would be so annoying. Well at least Link takes advantage of him. Someone oughta. Maybe he dies if he isn't serving someone. Well, gotta make out with Trinity. Isn't it tough to be me???
Yipee for me!! I've written a new story!!!! I know it's short, but I can't type no more!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeaase review! Okily dokily!! Sorry. Ned Flanders overload. Oh well! I'm off to do. stuff. Well it's 9:30 pm!! The possibilities are endless!!!! +sits down and eats Nutella+ Weeeell, I know what I'M doing for the rest of the night!!!