Kuwabara Becomes a Bishie Chapter Four: HUH??!! Letters and Undercover
Agents
A.N.- AHEM! I would like to announce to the world....... I AM ONCE AGAIN A KURAMA FAN! ^_^;;; I've TRIED to diss being a Kurama fan but it never works. -_- Never. Never ever. I try. Yuki: AND IT NEVER WORKS!!! Now I'm going to have to pay.....GAH!!! Kami: Don't listen to her...she doesn't like that I'm a Kurama fan. ^_^ Anyways........ Kurama has always been my fave bishie... and I'm announcing that I'm a Kurama fan again! So, um, yeah! (- Nod, nod-) Yuki: (-Grumbles-)
So..... I'll announce my bishie list....from numero uno to numero....uh....(-thinks- ) tres! If I spelled it right!
Kurama (I've been a Kurama fan FOREVER! I swear.... It's like a stinkin' disease. Kurama rules; he's my fave bish! ^_^;;;)
Naraku (SO evil. SO cool.)
Trunks (Bishie I always have in reviews....of course, he NEVER compared to Kurama. Neither did Naraku.)
Anyways, I'd also like to say something..... (-Sobs-) My two fave stories
have been taken off of Fanfiction.Net!! Grrrrr....... I'd like to say Tales
of Revenge and Sweet Snow and The Hiei and Kurama Show ROCK!! The authors
are the best humor fanfiction writers EVER!!! And it sucks that some of
their stories are gone! It irritates me so much! Gah!
Disclaimer: I don't own Jess, Moon, or YuYu Hakusho, or DBZ, or Trunks
from DBZ, or Pan form DBZ. Or Naraku from Inuyasha! I also do not own
Diet Dr. Pepper......my fave soda pop. Oh yes, I do not own Coca Cola; nor do
I own Kagome form Inuyasha.
Warning: Ahem....... Trunks fans.....Kami's not `gonna be to happy with
him.....so you may just `wanna skip the last part.... ^_^;;;..... Or you may
end up screaming in terror. Let's just say Trunk's hair.....changes...... Yuki:
`Yup! XD Kami: You'll understand later! ^_^;;; (-Peace sign-)
A.S. woke up, but she didn't open her eyes. No, she was certainly NOT
going to open her eyes. She didn't want to see the Spirit Detectives
staring at her, breathing down her neck, forcing her to give them
information, objects, and treasures. No, she would not open her eyes just
yet, not until she had the chance to escape.
"KAMI!!!!!!!" Yuki screamed.
A.S. shifted. "Yuki? Is that you?" she sighed.
"Duh!" the voice responded.
A.S. suddenly fell to the ground. "OW!!! HECK! `Whatta wakeup call!"
She looked around. A.S. was at her clan! She was okay! But wait a
minute....... "I'm in the clan's medical room!" she shouted.
Yuki sighed. "Your arm was gashed slightly. It should heal."
Moon came running in. "Is she okay?" She asked quickly.
Yuki nodded, "Yes, the idiot will survive."
Kami screeched, "HEY! I'm smarter than YOU, Yuki!"
Yuki growled. "No, you're not!"
Moon whimpered. "Not again......"
Kuwabara growled. "Urameshi, I was SO close to catching her!"
Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara were discussing the entire "Catch the Stupid
Treasure Chicks" mission, named courtesy of Yusuke Urameshi.
Kurama added, "I've seen them around town." He nodded. "And I feel like
I know that one girl; Moon, is it? I feel like I know her from
somewhere!"
Yusuke growled irritably. "We need to catch them."
The boys thought they were talking in private, but they weren't having
a private conversation. Oh no. There was one person eavesdropping.
"Hm! Looks like Kuwabara likes someone ELSE!!!" a girl with green-
tinted eyes and hair with bushy curls. Her name was Jess and she was not
your typical fan of Kuwabara. Oh no. She was a self-proclaimed TRUE FAN
of KUWABARA! "Nooo!" She squealed.
"I liked Kuwabara from the start!!!" she added. She took a sip of her
favorite drink, Coke, and continued watching through her purple-colored
binoculars.
Kurama sighed. "Well, who are you two taking to that dance our two
schools are doing? You know.....the Sakura Dance? It's coming up next
month," he said, changing topics.
Kuwabara whimpered. "I don't know........ all these girls started liking
me, and Hiei would kill me if I took Yukina to it."
Yusuke answered, "I'm taking Keiko."
Kurama sighed. "I don't know who to take.... I may just not go."
CRACK! CRRRACCCKKKK!!! "Uh oh!" Jess whispered urgently. The limb she
was sitting on was cracking! SNAP!
Jess fell immediately fell to the grassy ground. "Uhhhhhhh.....my head...."
She groaned. Her right eye twitched. She was in front of her all-time
crush...... KUWABARA!!
Kuwabara helped her up. "Miss, are you okay?" he asked kindly.
Jess nodded quickly. Kuwabara was talking to her! A Kuwabara fangirl
rolled her eyes. "My gosh! How cheap! Falling out of a tree?? That is
sooooooo overrated."
"Thank you," Jess said happily.
Kuwabara asked, "Aren't you Jess......that girl I met one day at the vet?"
Jess nodded quickly.
Kuwabara already admired the girl. He remembered her being interested
in cats, videogames, and all sorts of things he liked. And she never once
insulted him, even when he wasn't a bish. Not once. He suddenly had an
idea.
"Jess.....would you like to go to the Sakura Dance with me?" he said
softly.
She nodded, and then stuttered. "Ye-, ye-, yes! I would love to!" She
hugged Kuwabara, and at that time; she was the happiest girl in the
world.
Kurama chuckled and walked away. Yusuke gave the two a look and ran off
behind Kuwabara.
Kuwabara grinned and asked Jess if she would like to go to a Coffee
Shop with him. She agreed.
Kami paced around. "Moon! Guess what? I got an idea!!"
Moon sighed. "This better be good!" she grumbled.
Kami said excitedly, "Let's go to Japan...... we can find there weakness by
SPYING!!"
Moon grew curious. "Like.....detectives?"
Kami shook her head. "No, like undercover agents. I could go to a
Spirit Detective's High School, and you could go to the other. We could
change our appearances, and we could make up fake names. It's simple."
"That's a good idea!" Moon exclaimed.
Kami then heard a loud thump on the door of the room she was in.
"What?" she inquired as she walked over to the white door. She saw a
nicely wrote letter. She recognized the handwriting. "It's from Trunks...."
She whispered.
Kuwabara growled. His first date with Jess was being pestered by
fangirls!!
"I LOOVVVEEE you Kuwabara!" one named Kagome exclaimed. ( A.N.- NOT
from Inuyaha..... –Sigh-)
A second Kuwabara fangirl cried, "Kuwabara, you're SO HOT!!!"
Jess was fed up. After about fifty billion exclamations from Kuwabara
fangirls talking about how they admire Kuwabara; she was agitated to the
max. She walked out the door, her right eye twitching for the second time
that day. "GET AWAY!!!!" She screamed at the Kuwabara fangirls with
sinister flames in her eyes.
Let's just say the fangirls started running swiftly. Jess scared them
away VERY quickly.
A.S. read the letter aloud. "Dear A.S., I have something I must tell
you. I have fallen in love with Pan...... and I guess you know what this
means. Consider this a break-up. I'm sorry."
Moon said silently, "I never liked that guy anyways."
Now, as you know, people typically cry when their boyfriend or
girlfriend break up with them. A.S. was never typical though. Oh no, she
was ticked, very PO'ed.
"Ahem.....she said as she pulled out a brown box. She put one of her
lovely treasures in the box and sent it to Trunks in another universe...
through a teleportation device she liked to call "The Great Magical
Thingy".
Trunks unwrapped a box he received from A.S. He saw golden orb in it
and smiled. "Must be trying to get me to date her again......" he said.
As soon as he opened the orb, a huge, evil-looking dragon appeared,
roaring evilly. It said bitterly, "Mistress Kami, or A.S. as you know her
has a parting gift." The dragon blew a huge flame at Trunks hair.
Trunks called a company. "Um....hello? Do you have any hair-growth
cream?"
A.S. was surfing the web. "Okay, Shuuichi Minamino goes to Meiou High;
you have to have top scores to go there. Yusuke goes to a typical public
school."
Moon quickly said, "I'll go to the punk's school! I don't want to go to
a prep school!"
A.S. nodded. "Okay..... I'll go to Meiou High. I make straight-a's..... I
should be able to go there. I've seen the entrance exams..... I should be
able to get in." She grinned. "So....... It all begins here."
A.N.- Wow....this is, like, my longest chapter. Well, thank you, thank you!
(-Bow-) Yuki: (-Rolls eyes-) Read and review....
A.N.- AHEM! I would like to announce to the world....... I AM ONCE AGAIN A KURAMA FAN! ^_^;;; I've TRIED to diss being a Kurama fan but it never works. -_- Never. Never ever. I try. Yuki: AND IT NEVER WORKS!!! Now I'm going to have to pay.....GAH!!! Kami: Don't listen to her...she doesn't like that I'm a Kurama fan. ^_^ Anyways........ Kurama has always been my fave bishie... and I'm announcing that I'm a Kurama fan again! So, um, yeah! (- Nod, nod-) Yuki: (-Grumbles-)
So..... I'll announce my bishie list....from numero uno to numero....uh....(-thinks- ) tres! If I spelled it right!
Kurama (I've been a Kurama fan FOREVER! I swear.... It's like a stinkin' disease. Kurama rules; he's my fave bish! ^_^;;;)
Naraku (SO evil. SO cool.)
Trunks (Bishie I always have in reviews....of course, he NEVER compared to Kurama. Neither did Naraku.)
Anyways, I'd also like to say something..... (-Sobs-) My two fave stories
have been taken off of Fanfiction.Net!! Grrrrr....... I'd like to say Tales
of Revenge and Sweet Snow and The Hiei and Kurama Show ROCK!! The authors
are the best humor fanfiction writers EVER!!! And it sucks that some of
their stories are gone! It irritates me so much! Gah!
Disclaimer: I don't own Jess, Moon, or YuYu Hakusho, or DBZ, or Trunks
from DBZ, or Pan form DBZ. Or Naraku from Inuyasha! I also do not own
Diet Dr. Pepper......my fave soda pop. Oh yes, I do not own Coca Cola; nor do
I own Kagome form Inuyasha.
Warning: Ahem....... Trunks fans.....Kami's not `gonna be to happy with
him.....so you may just `wanna skip the last part.... ^_^;;;..... Or you may
end up screaming in terror. Let's just say Trunk's hair.....changes...... Yuki:
`Yup! XD Kami: You'll understand later! ^_^;;; (-Peace sign-)
A.S. woke up, but she didn't open her eyes. No, she was certainly NOT
going to open her eyes. She didn't want to see the Spirit Detectives
staring at her, breathing down her neck, forcing her to give them
information, objects, and treasures. No, she would not open her eyes just
yet, not until she had the chance to escape.
"KAMI!!!!!!!" Yuki screamed.
A.S. shifted. "Yuki? Is that you?" she sighed.
"Duh!" the voice responded.
A.S. suddenly fell to the ground. "OW!!! HECK! `Whatta wakeup call!"
She looked around. A.S. was at her clan! She was okay! But wait a
minute....... "I'm in the clan's medical room!" she shouted.
Yuki sighed. "Your arm was gashed slightly. It should heal."
Moon came running in. "Is she okay?" She asked quickly.
Yuki nodded, "Yes, the idiot will survive."
Kami screeched, "HEY! I'm smarter than YOU, Yuki!"
Yuki growled. "No, you're not!"
Moon whimpered. "Not again......"
Kuwabara growled. "Urameshi, I was SO close to catching her!"
Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara were discussing the entire "Catch the Stupid
Treasure Chicks" mission, named courtesy of Yusuke Urameshi.
Kurama added, "I've seen them around town." He nodded. "And I feel like
I know that one girl; Moon, is it? I feel like I know her from
somewhere!"
Yusuke growled irritably. "We need to catch them."
The boys thought they were talking in private, but they weren't having
a private conversation. Oh no. There was one person eavesdropping.
"Hm! Looks like Kuwabara likes someone ELSE!!!" a girl with green-
tinted eyes and hair with bushy curls. Her name was Jess and she was not
your typical fan of Kuwabara. Oh no. She was a self-proclaimed TRUE FAN
of KUWABARA! "Nooo!" She squealed.
"I liked Kuwabara from the start!!!" she added. She took a sip of her
favorite drink, Coke, and continued watching through her purple-colored
binoculars.
Kurama sighed. "Well, who are you two taking to that dance our two
schools are doing? You know.....the Sakura Dance? It's coming up next
month," he said, changing topics.
Kuwabara whimpered. "I don't know........ all these girls started liking
me, and Hiei would kill me if I took Yukina to it."
Yusuke answered, "I'm taking Keiko."
Kurama sighed. "I don't know who to take.... I may just not go."
CRACK! CRRRACCCKKKK!!! "Uh oh!" Jess whispered urgently. The limb she
was sitting on was cracking! SNAP!
Jess fell immediately fell to the grassy ground. "Uhhhhhhh.....my head...."
She groaned. Her right eye twitched. She was in front of her all-time
crush...... KUWABARA!!
Kuwabara helped her up. "Miss, are you okay?" he asked kindly.
Jess nodded quickly. Kuwabara was talking to her! A Kuwabara fangirl
rolled her eyes. "My gosh! How cheap! Falling out of a tree?? That is
sooooooo overrated."
"Thank you," Jess said happily.
Kuwabara asked, "Aren't you Jess......that girl I met one day at the vet?"
Jess nodded quickly.
Kuwabara already admired the girl. He remembered her being interested
in cats, videogames, and all sorts of things he liked. And she never once
insulted him, even when he wasn't a bish. Not once. He suddenly had an
idea.
"Jess.....would you like to go to the Sakura Dance with me?" he said
softly.
She nodded, and then stuttered. "Ye-, ye-, yes! I would love to!" She
hugged Kuwabara, and at that time; she was the happiest girl in the
world.
Kurama chuckled and walked away. Yusuke gave the two a look and ran off
behind Kuwabara.
Kuwabara grinned and asked Jess if she would like to go to a Coffee
Shop with him. She agreed.
Kami paced around. "Moon! Guess what? I got an idea!!"
Moon sighed. "This better be good!" she grumbled.
Kami said excitedly, "Let's go to Japan...... we can find there weakness by
SPYING!!"
Moon grew curious. "Like.....detectives?"
Kami shook her head. "No, like undercover agents. I could go to a
Spirit Detective's High School, and you could go to the other. We could
change our appearances, and we could make up fake names. It's simple."
"That's a good idea!" Moon exclaimed.
Kami then heard a loud thump on the door of the room she was in.
"What?" she inquired as she walked over to the white door. She saw a
nicely wrote letter. She recognized the handwriting. "It's from Trunks...."
She whispered.
Kuwabara growled. His first date with Jess was being pestered by
fangirls!!
"I LOOVVVEEE you Kuwabara!" one named Kagome exclaimed. ( A.N.- NOT
from Inuyaha..... –Sigh-)
A second Kuwabara fangirl cried, "Kuwabara, you're SO HOT!!!"
Jess was fed up. After about fifty billion exclamations from Kuwabara
fangirls talking about how they admire Kuwabara; she was agitated to the
max. She walked out the door, her right eye twitching for the second time
that day. "GET AWAY!!!!" She screamed at the Kuwabara fangirls with
sinister flames in her eyes.
Let's just say the fangirls started running swiftly. Jess scared them
away VERY quickly.
A.S. read the letter aloud. "Dear A.S., I have something I must tell
you. I have fallen in love with Pan...... and I guess you know what this
means. Consider this a break-up. I'm sorry."
Moon said silently, "I never liked that guy anyways."
Now, as you know, people typically cry when their boyfriend or
girlfriend break up with them. A.S. was never typical though. Oh no, she
was ticked, very PO'ed.
"Ahem.....she said as she pulled out a brown box. She put one of her
lovely treasures in the box and sent it to Trunks in another universe...
through a teleportation device she liked to call "The Great Magical
Thingy".
Trunks unwrapped a box he received from A.S. He saw golden orb in it
and smiled. "Must be trying to get me to date her again......" he said.
As soon as he opened the orb, a huge, evil-looking dragon appeared,
roaring evilly. It said bitterly, "Mistress Kami, or A.S. as you know her
has a parting gift." The dragon blew a huge flame at Trunks hair.
Trunks called a company. "Um....hello? Do you have any hair-growth
cream?"
A.S. was surfing the web. "Okay, Shuuichi Minamino goes to Meiou High;
you have to have top scores to go there. Yusuke goes to a typical public
school."
Moon quickly said, "I'll go to the punk's school! I don't want to go to
a prep school!"
A.S. nodded. "Okay..... I'll go to Meiou High. I make straight-a's..... I
should be able to go there. I've seen the entrance exams..... I should be
able to get in." She grinned. "So....... It all begins here."
A.N.- Wow....this is, like, my longest chapter. Well, thank you, thank you!
(-Bow-) Yuki: (-Rolls eyes-) Read and review....