Oki doki, today I am going to try and write a longer chapter. Yay for you!!
And which fic reminds you of mine?? WHIIIIICH!! Tell me now!! Please?
The diary of Neo: Reloaded
Entry 4
Dumb worshippers. I don't see what having me put my hand on a baby's head and saying 'you have my blessing' will change their lives. They're all inferior to me anyways. Hehe. These inferiors are wasting my valuable make out time!!!! Must get AWAY!!! Noo!! There's too many! AAAAAAH!!! Well, I have no choice but to obey! The humiliation. They must be stronger than I thought. Oh well. Apparently there's some sort of rave thing tonight. And Morpheus is gonna make a speech. Sounds cool. But I don't know about the speech part. I'll have to find a way to keep myself awake.
Entry 5
Must. Stay. AWAKE!! Oh good. He's yelling. That should keep me awake. SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!! Oops. Fell asleep. Okay. Just be cool. Cool. Act like nothing happened. SNOO- No!! Bad Neo. Bad!! Oh good. He's done now. Well, there's some music. It's a start. No wait. It's bad music. Ha. They call this a rave. Oo!! There's Trinity!!
Entry 6
Yeeeeep, well I'm feeling pretty good right now. He. And now Trinity has to superglue herself to me!! Wait- maybe she meant 'I'm never letting go' in a METAPHORICAL way!! Hmmmm. That's something to consider. But, I think I should go somewhere and act all weird like. Oh. Here comes that councilly dude, Hamman or something. He actually noticed I couldn't sleep. No really?? I mean, I'm awake, aren't I??? He wants to go stare at machines. Whoopdeedo. I think I'll go with him though.
Entry 7
Hamman thingy is sooooo boring and sooooo dumb. He doesn't even know what control is. Well, I think I'll try and sleep now. Maybe then I won't be bothered by council people who find it enjoyable to stare at machines for hours.
A/N Well I'm off to do something better than sit in front of a computer. Wait. I never do anything else than sit in front of a computer.
The diary of Neo: Reloaded
Entry 4
Dumb worshippers. I don't see what having me put my hand on a baby's head and saying 'you have my blessing' will change their lives. They're all inferior to me anyways. Hehe. These inferiors are wasting my valuable make out time!!!! Must get AWAY!!! Noo!! There's too many! AAAAAAH!!! Well, I have no choice but to obey! The humiliation. They must be stronger than I thought. Oh well. Apparently there's some sort of rave thing tonight. And Morpheus is gonna make a speech. Sounds cool. But I don't know about the speech part. I'll have to find a way to keep myself awake.
Entry 5
Must. Stay. AWAKE!! Oh good. He's yelling. That should keep me awake. SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!! Oops. Fell asleep. Okay. Just be cool. Cool. Act like nothing happened. SNOO- No!! Bad Neo. Bad!! Oh good. He's done now. Well, there's some music. It's a start. No wait. It's bad music. Ha. They call this a rave. Oo!! There's Trinity!!
Entry 6
Yeeeeep, well I'm feeling pretty good right now. He. And now Trinity has to superglue herself to me!! Wait- maybe she meant 'I'm never letting go' in a METAPHORICAL way!! Hmmmm. That's something to consider. But, I think I should go somewhere and act all weird like. Oh. Here comes that councilly dude, Hamman or something. He actually noticed I couldn't sleep. No really?? I mean, I'm awake, aren't I??? He wants to go stare at machines. Whoopdeedo. I think I'll go with him though.
Entry 7
Hamman thingy is sooooo boring and sooooo dumb. He doesn't even know what control is. Well, I think I'll try and sleep now. Maybe then I won't be bothered by council people who find it enjoyable to stare at machines for hours.
A/N Well I'm off to do something better than sit in front of a computer. Wait. I never do anything else than sit in front of a computer.