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Chapter 3.
Entry 8
Well, going to see the oracle!! What fun. I get to have a needle stuck in my head. How do they know it hasn't addled my brains??
LATER, IN MATRIX
Oracle's not in the usual building, but China town or something. Stepped inside room, to see glowing Chinese man. He asked me if I was the One. Well DUH!!! I mean, does he think I'M not hot enough or something?? I'll show him!!! Ooops, he's attacking. I must defend myself and my Oneness!!
Entry 9
The meanie didn't believe I was the One. He had to fight me first! Now he's taking me down a long hall with doors. Apparently his job is to protect the Oracle. Like I care. I just hop she'll give me cookies!!!!
LATER, AFTER GOING THROUGH DOOR.
There she is. And it doesn't look like she has cookies. She's playing mind games with me!! 'have a seat, Neo'. I feel like sitting. SHE MADE ME DO IT!! I WANTED TO STAAAAAAND!!!! Now she's talking about obvious stuff and everything. OO!! CAAAAAAANDY!!!!! Yuuuuuuum. Apparently she's only here for the candy. I have developed slight respect for her. Anyways. Lots of blabbing about programs and the source. Told her about Trinity dream. And now she's telling me about Zion falling, keymakers, sources and men with power. Now she's leaving. Awww. I wanted more candy!!!
Entry 10
AGENT SMITH!! AAAAAH!!! THERE'S TOO MANY!!!!! THEY'RE ALL ON ME!!! MUST. GET. AWAAAAAY!!!!!!
Phew. I'm flying. They won't catch me. They look pissed. Too baaaad.
Entry 11
Weeell, out of Matrix now. I'm tired. Fighting hundreds of Agent Smith's does that to you.
A/N Oki doki! Sorry I took so long with this chapter, but my dumb friends think it's FUNNY to hack my computer and delete my files.
Chapter 3.
Entry 8
Well, going to see the oracle!! What fun. I get to have a needle stuck in my head. How do they know it hasn't addled my brains??
LATER, IN MATRIX
Oracle's not in the usual building, but China town or something. Stepped inside room, to see glowing Chinese man. He asked me if I was the One. Well DUH!!! I mean, does he think I'M not hot enough or something?? I'll show him!!! Ooops, he's attacking. I must defend myself and my Oneness!!
Entry 9
The meanie didn't believe I was the One. He had to fight me first! Now he's taking me down a long hall with doors. Apparently his job is to protect the Oracle. Like I care. I just hop she'll give me cookies!!!!
LATER, AFTER GOING THROUGH DOOR.
There she is. And it doesn't look like she has cookies. She's playing mind games with me!! 'have a seat, Neo'. I feel like sitting. SHE MADE ME DO IT!! I WANTED TO STAAAAAAND!!!! Now she's talking about obvious stuff and everything. OO!! CAAAAAAANDY!!!!! Yuuuuuuum. Apparently she's only here for the candy. I have developed slight respect for her. Anyways. Lots of blabbing about programs and the source. Told her about Trinity dream. And now she's telling me about Zion falling, keymakers, sources and men with power. Now she's leaving. Awww. I wanted more candy!!!
Entry 10
AGENT SMITH!! AAAAAH!!! THERE'S TOO MANY!!!!! THEY'RE ALL ON ME!!! MUST. GET. AWAAAAAY!!!!!!
Phew. I'm flying. They won't catch me. They look pissed. Too baaaad.
Entry 11
Weeell, out of Matrix now. I'm tired. Fighting hundreds of Agent Smith's does that to you.
A/N Oki doki! Sorry I took so long with this chapter, but my dumb friends think it's FUNNY to hack my computer and delete my files.