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I really appreciate it. Sorry I couldn't get this out earlier! I broke my keyboard. I've decided to make this a lemon, just not yet. And Pan and Trunks will NOT be in this story. Now that I think about it, it is cliché. Thanks everyone who helped me out with that. And I'm also sorry for the Dende torture. That's cliché too, but I can't erase it, if I could, I would. I know it's overused. Sorry! And on with the story!

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Saiyanproof?!    Chapter 4- A Tail?

            Everyone in the Western Hemisphere awoke to sunshine, and the relaxing sounds of birds chirping. It was the kind of day you would just lie in the sun and forget about everything and anything. Everyone except two people who were trapped. Trapped in a bathroom to be exact. They couldn't see the wonderfully beautiful day happening outside. (But they could see each other…) Videl awoke to the sight of a reinforced steel/chi proof ceiling. She yawned and looked left. Gohan's relaxed face swam into view resting on her bare shoulder. She smiled. She reached out a hand to touch his cheek, when she felt something around her thin waist. It tightened. She looked down and saw something brown and fuzzy wrapped tightly around her abdomen. 'What the…' She reached a hand out and poked it uncertainly and it twitched. She raised an eyebrow and prodded it again. It jerked once more. She then heard a noise on her shoulder. Was it Gohan? She didn't know. So she decided to test it. She reached out a hand and started to pet the brown thing and observed Gohan attentively. He made this weird, but cute, sound. She stopped rubbing, he stopped making the sound. ' It sort of sounds like a purr or something…what is it? ,maybe it's just a saiyan thing…'  She ran her fingers along it until it stopped at Gohan's back. 'It's like a tail or something. Nothing can surprise me anymore.' She chuckled at the last part. Fortunately, Videl wasn't dumb enough to pull the thing so our sleeping half-saiyan friend was spared the pain. She just lie there petting it and listening amusedly to the content sound coming from Gohan's throat.

            Gohan rolled over onto his side. Unfortunately, that's where Videl was, so he sort of squashed her.

"Gohan! Get off me! You're so frikin' heavy!" Videl managed to gasp out. Gohan finally opened his eyes. Ebony met azure as he realized where he was. He quickly rolled off her as she was wheezing for air. He stood up and sat on the edge of the pearl white, grande-deluxe bathtub.

"Videl, I'm so sorry. I dunno why I rolled in my sleep…I never do. And I kinda forgot that we were sleeping…together." He said the last part with a blush. His embarrassment rapidly turned into excitement as he spotted the pile of food in the corner.

"I'm soooo hungry! Lemme have some food!" he pleaded. Videl rolled her eyes at his childish nature.

"Okay Gohan, but do NOT eat all of it." She said, knowing that she'd have to stop him anyway. He raced at the chow immediately and picked up a chicken. He stuffed the whole thing in his mouth and proceeded to eat at an inhumane pace. Videl herself grabbed a muffin and started to eat.

            Fifteen minutes later, Videl stood guarding what was left of the precious rations. Gohan sat staring longingly at an apple pie (AN: lol Danny J).

"I can't believe you. You ate ¾ of the ONLY food we have, and we're still stuck in here for TWO MORE DAYS!" she screamed glaring at Gohan.

"I'm sorry Videl." He said looking hurt and leaning against the white shiny wall. 'Okay Gohan, play a little of the ol' Son charm, and she'll clear off.' "I just can't help myself…" he sighed. He looked down at his hands and began intertwining he fingers nervously. 'Nice work Gohan.' Gohan smirked in his mind.

            Now Videl felt apologetic. She really didn't mean to hurt him. Videl scooted closer to him and looked at him. 'He looks just like a child! Oh that is so cute!'  

"I'm sorry Gohan. But you frustrate me." She chortled out as she smiled at him.

"It's alright Videl." he said. 'Perfect, Gohan. Nobody can resist the Son charm! Hahahahahaha! She looks so PRETTY when she smiles! Lookie at her!' Gohan instantly forgot his previous sadness and pulled Videl into a heart-warming hug. Unconsciously, his tail slid around Videl's waist. She felt it and smirked. She reached out and started to pet his tail again. His face instantaneously relaxed. Videl scooted even closer to him and put her mouth to his ear. Her smirk never wavered.

"Gohan," she whispered. "WHAT IS THIS THING!!" she screamed shrilly. Gohan jerked out of his reverie and hastily covered his ears.

"Owww! Videl, what was that for?!" Gohan whimpered. A hand swam into view with a fuzzy brown thing on it. 'Hey! That looks like a t-'

"Gohan," she said more calmly, "what's this?" Gohan eyes widened and he grabbed his tail from her. He quickly whipped his hand around and touched his lower back.

"H-how did my tail grow back?" he mumbled more to himself than Videl.

"Gohan, why do you have a TAIL?" Videl asked.

"All saiyans are born with them, except Goten and Trunks, but I dunno why mine grew back…" he trailed off. Just then an idea hit him. About a month ago…

~Flashback~

            It was a rainy day when Gohan and Dende sat in a secluded room playing chess.

"Checkmate." Gohan said. Gohan had won 37 straight games of chess.

"What?! But how? You win AGAIN? And that time I was using my Godly cheating powers…" Dende said in disbelief.

"Heh, I am the chess MASTER!" Gohan yelled striking Ginyu Force poses.

"I will get you back for this Gohan. You can count on that." Dende hissed.

~End Flashback~

"Dende…" Gohan growled.

"What? Who's Dende?" a confused Videl asked.

"He's the guardian of Earth." He responded.

"How come that doesn't surprise me?" Videl asked dryly. She leaned back against the wall and looked at Gohan, who was still examining his tail.

"Gohan, I need a shower." She demanded. Their eyes met again, but only briefly.

"Well, go get one." Gohan answered.

"Ugh…" she said as she got up and walked to the shower. Gohan stared after her and chuckled as the skimpy dress flew out the top of the shower. A second later, he heard the water turn on. 'Geez, I'd sure love to be in there now…No! stop thinking that way! She's only a friend. Or is she? Well that kiss, and if you count that peck Videl gave me, could make us more than friends, but I still shouldn't be thinking that way…' Gohan shook it off and went back to investigating his tail. 'I woke up today on top of Videl, but I never roll in my sleep.' He then remembered the sensation he got when she rubbed his tail. 'So she was doing that in my sleep, huh? Not that I mind, but I'll get her back…'

"Heh heh heh…" Gohan laughed evilly.

"Gohan, what're you laughing about?" Videl asked.

"Umm…n-nothing!" he stammered. Videl went back to washing her hair. 'Gohan's up to something. I've never heard him laugh like that before.' She thought.

"Gohan! Turn the radio on now." She ordered. Gohan obliged and stomped over to the radio muttering a few words of his choice under his breath. He reached up and turned the little knobby thingy on. It took a few seconds to come on, but when it did, a gruff, manly voice was talking about Videl.

"-Videl. She's been missing for a day, and Mr. Satan has sent his personal troops to recover his only daughter. There is no news of our trusting city hero yet, but Mr. Satan promises that when he finds out who took her, he'll break them in half. I'd sure hate to be that person. Thank you and back to you Torakak." (AN: Kakarot backwards! I love doing that! J)

            Gohan started to chuckle. Hercule would never find Videl at Capsule Corp.

"Hey Videl! Did'ya hear that?" he yelled over his shoulder.

"Uh huh." Videl's amused voice reverberated around the bathroom. "Ummm…Gohan?"

"Yeah?" he said walking back toward the bathtub.

"I need something to wear and something to wear UNDER it." She said nervously.

"What, are you cold?" he asked naively.

"Arrrggg! No Gohan! I need something to wear, underwear, and a bra!" she yelled as she shut the water off.

"Oooohhhh…." He murmured as he blushed heavily at the thought of bras. He wandered over to the closet and grabbed an armful of clothing and threw them over the top of the shower.

"Gohan!" Videl complained. "Now they're wet! And get me a towel too." Videl said exasperatedly.

"Yes your highness…" Gohan said sarcastically. He Launched a red towel over the shower and ambled away.

~Lookout~

"Payback time…"

~Bathroom~

            Videl was looking through the pile of damp clothing and only found 17 bras and a red teddy. She was about to voice her disapproval when the power went out. She groaned. How much worse can this get? Now she can't find anything to wear except a bra and a teddy. Great. Just great. Okay…maybe just a little worse…

AN: Hey! I think that was my longest chapter yet! Yay! And I'm still sorry for the cliché stuff. I've got an idea for another fic, but I wanna know if anyone will read something like it. I was thinking about making a V/B romance on Vegetasei. Anyone like those? Review and tell me, ok? Peace out!

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