AN: OK. In a review someone said really mean things about me, and said I am lazy. I'm not! I just have some things going on in my life, and my fanfic isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I'm fighting with my friend. OK? If you do think I'm lazy, then I dunno what to tell you. But to the person who said to get off my lazy ass and write, and said I am a mother f*****, well, I don't really like you too much.

          Sorry about that! Just had to get it out of my system! Anyway, this chapter is really short, but I'll get a longer one out ASAP.

          Ok, let me explain the shower that Videl's in. It comes into play later in this chapter. If I wouldn't, you'd prolly get confused. It's a very large shower, about 10 by 10 feet. There is no bathtub in there, just a shower. On 3 of the 4 sides, there is glass, and against the wall, there is a shower curtain (Don't ask. It just suits the story better…).

Disclaimer: Uh uh.

Last time: Gohan and Videl argue, and the lights suddenly go off, and Videl is left in the shower in nothing but a towel.

Saiyanproof: Chapter 5- Trapped By A Shower curtain

          There was complete silence until it was broken by Videl screaming in anguish.

"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! CAN THIS GET ANY WORSE?!"

"Umm…Videl? Are you alright?" Gohan said walking to the shower. He opened the shower door, but couldn't see anything anyway, because it was pitch dark in the room (AN: Sorry if that's a run-on!)

"Gohan! Where are you?" Videl asked while waving her arms in every direction. Suddenly, the full impact of the situation hit Videl. "Gohan!" she shrieked. "Get out now! I'm not dressed!" Gohan tried to find his way out in all the commotion, but kept running into the walls.

"Ahhhhhhh!" he yelled as he fell back very ungracefully. His mistake way that on his way down. He grabbed Videl's hand, bringing her down on top of him. Her still damp body pressed onto his (AN: Remember, she still has a towel on!). He could feel himself blushing like mad, and her squirming to get off of him. Videl was grabbing anything, and everything she could to get herself off of Gohan. She grabbed the shower curtain, and accidentally pulled it down on her back. Even more writhing resulted them getting tangled in the shower curtain. Now they were both tangled in a shower curtain, in the dark, in a bathroom they couldn't get out of.

          After five more minutes of continuous struggling and more shouts from Videl, they both gave up. Videl's head was resting on Gohan's shoulder, and they were both still.

"I just HAD to say that it couldn't get any worse. This place is cursed." Videl muttered.

"No, it's a small, green god that cursed us." Gohan replied tiredly. He lifted a strand of someone's hair from his eyes (he couldn't tell who's). Videl lifted her chin and sat it on Gohan's muscular chest to stare at the place where she knew Gohan's head was.

"I never got to meet your family. Are they nice? What about Bulma Briefs? Is she nice?" Videl asked curiously.

"You actually wanna know about my family? You aren't yelling at me?" Gohan asked as if was the most interesting thing in the world. "Wow! This is a miracle! This will go down in history! What a grea-"

"Shut up." Videl said dangerously.

"And I'm taking this from a girl tangled in a shower curtain. What are you gonna do about it, huh? I don't really think your hands are free, if you know what I mean…"

"I swear, Gohan, when I get out of here…"

"You'll what? I'm a super saiyan, and I'm one of the strongest people alive. I don't think you'd be able to hurt me."

"Oh, probably not, but I can yell, you've heard me. So I'd advise you to just shut up, or I'll yell right in your ear. And if I remember correctly, saiyans have very sensitive hearing, am I correct?"

"…stupid yelling…stupid shower…stupid bathroom…stupid hearing…stupid EVERYTHING…"

"Ha." Videl said happily.

"And what are you 'Ha'-ing about?"

"I won."

"Nah uh."

"Uh huh."

"Nah uh!"

"Uh huh!

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Ow! My ears!"

"It's what you get. Now answer my questions." Videl said smirking.

"Fine!" Gohan said stubbornly. If he had his arms free, he would be crossing then, and putting his nose in the air, very Vegeta-like. "If you ever met my mom, you probably would be a bit scared. Eh…who am I kidding? You'd be trying to run away. You see, she has this…err…obsession…with grandchildren. So if we- no, WHEN we get out of here, and you meet her, expect to hear about weddings and stuff.    

          My dad isn't alive anymore, like I told you, he died at the Cell Games. But when you were around him, you'd smile. He has this way of getting everyone happy. He wasn't exactly the smartest person alive, though. He was really naïve."

"Was he as naïve as you?" Videl asked with amusement.

"I'm not naïve!" he responded defensively. Videl didn't answer; she was skeptic. She just stared in his general direction, with a disbelieving smirk. Somehow, Gohan took the silence the right way, and said,

"Okay! Maybe I'm a LITTLE naïve. But not a lot!"

"A bit?"

"What do you want from me?!" Gohan yelled frustrated. Videl just smirked.

"So what is Bulma like?" she asked again.

"She is nice. But, like my mom, you REALLY  don't wanna get on her bad side. Sometimes, I actually almost feel sorry for Vegeta. ALMOST. As you probably know, she is one of, if not THE smartest person on earth."

"She sounds cool. I expected her to be all snobby, and mean."

"No, she's not like that at all. Now, Vegeta, that different." Gohan said.

"What's Vegeta like?" Videl asked, trying, and failing, to scratch her leg.

"Well, Vegeta isn't really someone to mess with, if you value your head. He has a very short temper." Gohan said seriously.

"Oh no, oh no, oh no…" Videl muttered.

"'Oh no' what?"

"I have this REALLY bad itch on my leg! And I can't reach it!" she stammered. She started to twitch, all the while trying to scratch her itch. (AN: Hey! That rhymes! :) Ha!) But the Almighty Shower Curtain wouldn't allow. "Argh! Damn, Gohan! Help me! It itches really bad!" Videl pleaded.

"Umm…I don't really know how…I can't move…"

"Stupid curtain! Couldn't you just blast it off?"

"Well, I could, but you'd probably get hurt."

"Aw man! Great time to be concerned for my well being, Gohan!" Came a sarcastic reply.

"Try to turn around or something." Gohan replied. He actually had no idea what to do. He could blast it off, but he really didn't want to hurt her. She meant so much to him…hey? Where did that come from? Hm. I guess I do care for her…weird. Gohan sighed. This was getting more impossible by the second.

          Videl was trying to take Gohan's half-hearted advice, and attempting to turn around, but to no avail. It was really hard, considering she has a towel on, and if it fell off, she was screwed. She managed to free her arm from the curtain, but the rest of her struggle was in vain. At one point, she got so frustrated, and jerked he head around. That was a mistake, or a blessing, depending on which way you look at it. In the dark, she couldn't see where Gohan's head was, so when she jerked around, her lips met his unexpectantly. Gohan was taken aback, but responded almost instantaneously. Videl didn't know WHAT to think, considering that she was half-naked in a shower with a guy. Gohan. No, Gohan wouldn't take advantage of me, she thought. And it's not like we can move anyway. So she kissed back. The kiss started out as small and meek, but soon grew to be passionate. They kissed almost hungrily. The kiss ended abruptly, because they were both out of breath.

"Wow…" Videl said amazed.

"Yeah…wow…"

          All in all, it was a peaceful moment. Videl made one last feeble attempt to free them from the Shower Curtain of Death, before she gave up once more, and rested her head on Gohan's shoulder again. They stayed like that for the rest of the night, or day, they couldn't tell which. They slept soundly, and in the midst of the shower, a tail curled around Videl's waist.

AN: Ok. I know. Crappy. But I had to get SOMETHING out. And do you all think my story is rushed? I wanna know! But remember, this IS still my first story! And instead of a V/B on Vegetasei, howabout a T/P on Vegetasei? Tell me what you want to write. And I'm open for suggestions! Please review! Peace out! 

*Mana*