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A/N Sorry 'bout the wait everybody, but I've been real busy lately- okay, real lazy lately. But here comes another chapter!! Enjoy!
Chapter 6: Saying imposing things and tv's that don't lie.
Entry 20:
I'm fighting Agent Smith, and somehow, I'm writing in here. Isn't that weird?? I'd never stopped to think about that. I'm multitasking!!!! Yay!
Why doesn't this guy ever stop??? I have business to attend to. Like saving the world and looking hot while doing so. It's so hard to be me. +sigh+
Entry 21:
Keymaker got shot, and he gave me a key so I could open a SPECIAL door, that's special. Just like meeeee!!
Opened door. There are lots of tv's in here... And an old man in a spinning chair. I always wanted one of those. Then I could spin in it for hours an hour's wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Oh, old dude's talking to me. I guess I have to answer him, and ask questions and stuff. It's so hard to be the One.
Entry 22:
Apparently, this guy is the Architect, and he created the Matrix or something. I don't really know. I was to busy staring at my beautiful self in the hundreds of tv screens. Now Architect's using long, complicated words that I don't understand. What on earth does 'ergo' mean??? I'm confused. Oh well, I'll just pick at this loose thread on my trenchcoat (A/N or cassok, which is what the dress- I mean, trenchcoat (or cassok) is really called, according to Zadie_RainStar. Though why Keanu Reeves would choose to look like a priest in a sci-fi/action movie is BEYOND ME). That is NOT a dress!!!!!
LATER
According to Architect, the prophecy's bullshit and Trinity's in the Matrix. He showed her to me on the tv screens. Tv never lies.... Durn durn durn... Well, I guess I have to save her, or she'll end up dead, like in my dream. Hmm... I should say something sort of, well, imposing, to the architect before leaving. How about... 'If I were you, I would hope we don't meet again'. There that's good. No way MTV can parody THAT.
Entry 23:
Trinity almost fell on a car, but I, being special and One-y saved her. Sort of. She got shot by an agent while she was falling out a window. Well, I guess I could make a speech about loving her and pull out the bullet. Or I could just make out with her, and hope that that works. But that would lead me down the path of necrophilia. I'll just go with option number 1.
LATER
Saved Trin, made out with her, then got unplugged, and told Morpheus that the prophecy was wrong and stuff. He got all mad, but then squiddies showed up, so we had to run away. But I felt more special after, so I decided to try and use my super One powers!!!! And then all the squiddies... died. If a machine can die. I think I'll slip into a coma now. Y'know, just for fun, and to be all suspense-y. +is in coma+
-- TO BE CONTINUED – (Yes, I am not content with wasting people's lives with two fanfics, I must write a third!!)
A/N Well, I should be starting a Revo diary soon. I think. Well, maybe not SOON, but sometime before 2005. And I KNOW that my chapters are short. Very short. But I just can't seem to make them longer. Well, I could, but then I'd just have less chapters. And I hate writing and typing. Okay, so I hate all forms of exercise. Well, I don't know why I write fanfiction anyway... Well, to those who like what I write +complete silence+ I will keep going. I also might add something to this, like a diary of what Neo dreams and does in his coma. People, I love reviews. Write a bunch.
A/N Sorry 'bout the wait everybody, but I've been real busy lately- okay, real lazy lately. But here comes another chapter!! Enjoy!
Chapter 6: Saying imposing things and tv's that don't lie.
Entry 20:
I'm fighting Agent Smith, and somehow, I'm writing in here. Isn't that weird?? I'd never stopped to think about that. I'm multitasking!!!! Yay!
Why doesn't this guy ever stop??? I have business to attend to. Like saving the world and looking hot while doing so. It's so hard to be me. +sigh+
Entry 21:
Keymaker got shot, and he gave me a key so I could open a SPECIAL door, that's special. Just like meeeee!!
Opened door. There are lots of tv's in here... And an old man in a spinning chair. I always wanted one of those. Then I could spin in it for hours an hour's wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Oh, old dude's talking to me. I guess I have to answer him, and ask questions and stuff. It's so hard to be the One.
Entry 22:
Apparently, this guy is the Architect, and he created the Matrix or something. I don't really know. I was to busy staring at my beautiful self in the hundreds of tv screens. Now Architect's using long, complicated words that I don't understand. What on earth does 'ergo' mean??? I'm confused. Oh well, I'll just pick at this loose thread on my trenchcoat (A/N or cassok, which is what the dress- I mean, trenchcoat (or cassok) is really called, according to Zadie_RainStar. Though why Keanu Reeves would choose to look like a priest in a sci-fi/action movie is BEYOND ME). That is NOT a dress!!!!!
LATER
According to Architect, the prophecy's bullshit and Trinity's in the Matrix. He showed her to me on the tv screens. Tv never lies.... Durn durn durn... Well, I guess I have to save her, or she'll end up dead, like in my dream. Hmm... I should say something sort of, well, imposing, to the architect before leaving. How about... 'If I were you, I would hope we don't meet again'. There that's good. No way MTV can parody THAT.
Entry 23:
Trinity almost fell on a car, but I, being special and One-y saved her. Sort of. She got shot by an agent while she was falling out a window. Well, I guess I could make a speech about loving her and pull out the bullet. Or I could just make out with her, and hope that that works. But that would lead me down the path of necrophilia. I'll just go with option number 1.
LATER
Saved Trin, made out with her, then got unplugged, and told Morpheus that the prophecy was wrong and stuff. He got all mad, but then squiddies showed up, so we had to run away. But I felt more special after, so I decided to try and use my super One powers!!!! And then all the squiddies... died. If a machine can die. I think I'll slip into a coma now. Y'know, just for fun, and to be all suspense-y. +is in coma+
-- TO BE CONTINUED – (Yes, I am not content with wasting people's lives with two fanfics, I must write a third!!)
A/N Well, I should be starting a Revo diary soon. I think. Well, maybe not SOON, but sometime before 2005. And I KNOW that my chapters are short. Very short. But I just can't seem to make them longer. Well, I could, but then I'd just have less chapters. And I hate writing and typing. Okay, so I hate all forms of exercise. Well, I don't know why I write fanfiction anyway... Well, to those who like what I write +complete silence+ I will keep going. I also might add something to this, like a diary of what Neo dreams and does in his coma. People, I love reviews. Write a bunch.