Hello, this is my very first Fan Fiction ever! I accept all types of reviews and stuff. I will also update regardless of how many reviews I have gotten and ASAP. Anyway, let us get to the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy X, Tivo, or any other company in this fic. I do own the computer I am typing this on, take that Apple Computer, Inc!

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(In the final battle against Yu Yevon)

Rikku: All right, OVERDRIVE!

Auron: Try to actually make something USEFUL this time.

Rikku: Meanie!

*Rikku then mixes a map and a Dark Matter*

Auron: Sh**! Rikku, do you even know what that does?

Rikku: Nope!

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Stephen: I didn't know their conversations could get so long in battle.

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Everyone: Ahhhh!

*A swirling mass of blackness sucks everyone but Yu Yevon in*

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Stephen: Great, now I have to beat all those Aeons again!

*Suddenly, the PS2 turns blue and the swirling mass of blackness comes into the room out of nowhere and "spits" the FFX cast out and disappears*

Three Hours Later

Yuna: It looks like he's coming around.

Lulu: It's about time!

Yuna: Lulu! The poor kid probably passed out of fright.

Wakka (Frightened): So much machina...

Rikku (Excited more than usual): So much machina!

Stephen: Ow, what happened?

Tidus: Well we were sucked into a black hole and now we're here.

Stephen (Discombobulated): What the...

Auron: Could you tell us where we are?

Stephen: First you are not in Spira. Secondly, I'm as confused as you are. Thirdly, you guys are on the planet Earth, which may look like Spira but it's not.

Auron: Fine by me.

Tidus: Auron, we just was sucked into another world and now you're CALM about it.

Auron: I'm amazed.

Tidus: What?

Auron: You've done this before; this should be semi-normal to you. Moreover, I don't have to be sent and you don't have to disappear.

Stephen: Yeah, Tidus when Zanarkand was destroyed and you came to Spira you weren't nearly as surprised as now.

Tidus: How do you know about that?

Stephen: By the way I'm Stephen, and I know all about you guys.

Kimahri: How Kimahri and blond-hair boy supposed to believe you?

Stephen: (Takes a deep breath) You're the summoner Yuna, you were going on a pilgrimage to bring the Calm to Spira, willing to sacrifice your life for your people just as your father Braska did. You're

Tidus, star player of the Zanarkand Abes and a dream of the fayth you are in love with Yuna too also, you two had a "special moment" at Macalania Spring.

*Yuna and Tidus blush and everyone else looks surprised and stares at them*

Stephen: Do I need to go on?

Everyone (Scared): NO!!

Wakka: All right, we believe you but why do you have so much machina around your house they're forbidden!

Stephen: Wakka, there's no Yevon in this world. In addition, I think even in the err... movie you guys found out Yevon was CAUSING Sin.

Lulu: What is an mmo-vvie?

Stephen: Maybe you guys should just watch this, It will explain EVERYTHING.

*Stephen puts in a DVD of all the scenes in FFX*

Lulu: What's this?

Stephen: A DVD player, a 65" TV, a Tivo, a satellite receiver, uh the floor...

Lulu: That's not what I meant, why is EVERYONE on this plastic rectangular-box?

Stephen: That's a DVD case that holds the DVD, and everyone's on there because... there was a movie based off your adventure.

*Auron then did one of his patented "death glares" at me*

*The DVD player turns on, and the Psycho shower scene takes place*

All the Girls: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Stephen: Sorry, wrong disc.

*Finally, "Final Fantasy X" pops up*

Wakka: Wow, they did a great job with finding actors that looks like us. One question though, what's

Stephen: Never mind it.

(Stephen presses play)

Four hours later...

*Yuna starts crying*

Wakka: Wow, good thing we never beat Yu Yevon in real life, ya?

Tidus: I'm hungry.

Stephen: I don't think the Pizza-Man will accept gil.

Tidus: Why not?

Stephen: (Sighs)

(Tidus hands out a pile of gil and surprisingly looks EXACTLY like US dollars down to the faces of the people)

Stephen: (Gasp)

Stephen: On second thought, the pizza-man will take gil.

Lulu: Tidus, how much gil do you have anyway?

Tidus: Well I have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, but most of that is from my salary as a Zanarkand Abe. I only earned 999999 in Spira.

Stephen: Tidus, that makes you the richest person in the entire world!

Tidus: Actually, it's a 7-way tie. Yuna, Lulu, Rikku, Wakka, Auron, and Kimahri all have that much too.

Stephen: :o!

Stephen: All right, I'll call for pizza, let's order 8 large cheese, that way everyone can have their own. While we wait, we can watch The Simpsons.

Yuna: What's that?

Stephen: Well...

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End of Chapter 1

Preview for CH 2: Yuna, Rikku, Tidus, Wakka, and Lulu go to middle school. Auron becomes the new Language Arts teacher. I won't say any more. He he he *cough* *cough* he he he!

Hope you guys liked it, CH2 will be up ASAP.

Please review and tell me any ideas and stuff you have. Thanks!