Wesley was worried.

He stared down at the newspaper article and tried to decide what to do.

Ever since the night on the rooftop, Angel had grown more and more obssessed with poker. Wanting to try out his new "Hobby" with everyone, even clients or complete strangers.

That Fisk client, a wealthy, influential man whose business could have gotten them out of ther red for quite some time, had stalked out of the building after Angel tried to explain some version of poker called Dragon Poker*.

He sighed and picked up the phone, dialing.

"Yes, may I speak with Doctor Druid?"

* * *

Angel didnt want to go. He argued loudly, scaring off another client, this time one who was stuck in a big blue devil suit and who took one look at angel and mutterred, "Diva"

So Wesley pulled out the stops. He made a phonecall, and trading on hobbykilling ideas, arranged for a phonecall back. He had a big smile when he handed the phoen to Angel and said, "It's Buffy"

"Yes, but..."

"Well, it wasnt that fast a run, more like a walk and..."

"But I hate New York..."

"...Yes"

"...ok"

"Im love you too."

"Bye"

Angel turned to them and said...

"So, Who wants to go to New York?"

* * *

The flight was delayed but uneventful. Though Cordy swore she saw a big green man seeming to leap huge distances with each jump. Wesley shook his head and concentrated on getting them all through luggage claim. Which shouldnt be so hard except for, well, stakes.Finally, they were released. They went outside to look for their ride.

A large black man hove out of the crowd, wearing a distinctive yellow shirt and a metal band across his forehead.

He greeted Gunn like a favorite kid brother and Gunn introduced him.

"Hey everybody, this is My cousin, Luke Cage."

"Hello, everyone. Welcome to New York"

* * *

They took Luke's van to The New St Gregory Hotel they were staying in, which was next to a strange little bar. They were greeted by manager McDermott, who showed them to their rooms and bade them to call him if they needed anything.While waiting for the appointment time, Angel led his friends down to the bar and when they entered, they all came to a stop, causing various curses and trippings.

A tall man and a portly one came from behind the bar, helping them all up.

"I'm Mike Callahan, and this is Long Drink MCGonnigal, Welcome to Callahan's Place."

* * *

They stayed in the bar, with strange people wandering around, including a talking dog . Angel got involved in obscure puns with a giant man named Doc Webster, and had to be pried away when it was appointment time.

Luke drove them to the ancient mansion.

They were admitted and had to wait in the room with a tall pasty-looking man who moaned a dull ohhhh and a grotesque looking individual in black and white stripes who had the disturbing habit of taking off his head. After a wait, finally an oriental man came and took Angel to the Doctor.

* * *

While Angel was in talking to the Doctor, Wes and the others found themselves bored. They wandered around the vast waiting room, and discovered several odd things. Gunn encountered two men, one in an old Ranger's outfit and one in what looked to be authentic American Indian costume who were talking in whispers. Wesley encountered an enigmatic man who took him on what was either a tour of very strange places ot a halucination of the finest kind. And Cordelia, seeking to return a dropped pocketwatch to a walking white rabbit, fell into a rabbit hole and had an adventure.

* * *

Angel was on the defensive at first but the calm tones and the genuine smile of Dr Druid helped him to relax. And within moments, to his surprise, he was talking to Druid as though he had known him for ages.

Doctor Anthony Druid smiled in honest pleasure while talking to the nice man. It was rare to encounter someone who was as old as he was and to be able to talk to them openly. A Vampire would normally not be welcome, but Druid had heard of Angel.

"Thins are so complicated nowadays, with all the women working and computers and business the way it is. Nothing is simple anymore. I miss simple."

"Indeed, Angel. It has been a long time since anything in My life has been simple."

"Yeah. It seems like everytime I turn around things get more complicated...before I knew it I was a Champion of the powers"

"I once was a happy and mean spirited man, but had the misfortune of falling into the notice of an ancient sorceror... and whjen i returned here, i set up shop."

"Wow. So this is yer third life?"

"Yes and this is your fourth, correct Angel?"

"Then, we will meet again tomorrow?"

"Yes"

"See you then, Angel."

"Goodbye Doc"

* * *

Gunn sat down opposite the two men, wondering who they were dressed up so. They talked to each other then turned to observe him. As Gunn watched the Indian started a small fire which seemed to work just fine between them.

"I am Tonto, of the Comanche People. This is My Companion, and Chief, The Lone Ranger. We ebnforce the law where there are none to do so."

Gunn blinked at the names, shook his head, grinned and replied

"My name is Charles Gunn, and I am a member of Angel Investigations, a group who pretty much does the same thing."

"We share much then, little brother."

"You look like a determined young man." The Ranger spoke for the first time and Gunn found himself starting to believe that maybe this Was the Lone ranger.

"We are here to partake of the Doctor's services to aid in our quest for a very bad man."

"Oh, My boss is here cause he tends to be obsessive."

"When we follow a trail, i often find Myself shutting out everything."

Once again as the Lone Ranger spoke it was with a calm assurance.

"Yeah, I have been the same way, hunting ."

Gunn saw Angel come out and shook hands then went to him.

* * *

Wesley was startled by the sudden appearance of a man who appeared to be dressed much like a Watcher ... but he was unfamiliar to Wes. he spoke with no accent Wesley could name but exuded power and a certain sense of untrustworthyness...

"Greetings human, I am Q"

"O.K., I am Wesley..."

"I know who you are! Im not a human. I am of the Q"

At Wesley's blank look, the being sighed and muterred,"You're as bad as Jean Luc is"

Wesley began to get a headache.

"Excuse me, Mr...Q, but why are you here?"

"Ahh the eternal question. Why are any of us here? Are we really here at all?"

Yes, indeed, a headache was setting in. Wesley could not stand people who got existential that fast.

They suddenly flickered and were standing on a broad deck glaming with instruments. A man in an odd uniform strode up,"Q! What are you up to now?"

"Just showing a new friend arouind the Cosmos."

Wesley saw sympathy cross the man's face. And suddenly they were on the rings of some planet. The beauty of the scene almost made him forget he was in space.

With a suddenness, he was back in the waiting room. And Druid was glowering at Q who suddenly vanished.

* * *

Cordelia fell down the hole and found herself

in a strange neon colored place.

She beheld a Giant catepilar

with a smile on its face.

She found herself bewildered,

befuddled and lost,

And wandered through an enchated forest full of golden trees

and wondered at the cost.

She spoke to a Cheshire Cat

who vanished and reappeared,

and who taunted her with witticisms

and when she grew afraid it cheered.

She found he White Rabbit

and returned its pocketwatch.

But it denied her and rebuffed her

and painted her with a tawny splotch.

She fled him and ran into the Mad Hatter

and His Cadre core

The Rat and the Tea that wasnt tea

and the tea party that she was late for...

But then the Red Queen showed up,

with Alice now in tow,

And Cordelia stood up and rose up

and would not, quietly, go!

She took up a clock's arms

and defended herself indeed,

and led the tar rabbit, and the bad habit

To defend the Ebon seed

She foudnt the heart of Wonderland

And the rot at it's root

and the visions in her head

showed her how the whole thing was moot.

And things grew dark'

then light again indeed

and Cordelia awoke in the waiting room,

and hopped up with all due speed.

* * *

Druid treated them all to a pleasant lunch. Then they set out on their way. Luke picked them up and took them around to see the sights. He stopped them briefly at the Daily Bugle where they met his girlfriend, Jessica Jones, as well as journalist Ben Urich, and veteran photographer Peter Parker.

They swung around Central Park and stopped in at the Central Perk, running into a frazzled young man in a informal suit, who managed to spill his coffee repeatedly before running off as a friend shouted out, "Chandler wait!", and gave chase.

They had a strange day indeed.

* * *

The next day, Angel went off to his appointment and the rest, following breakfast,headed out to explore New York. Wesley had a good time talking to librarian Marian Hill at a small mystical library. Cordelia toured several sets of soaps. Gunn hung out with a group of heroes who called themselves The New Warriors. The week pased quickly and they all enjoyed their vacation, but all missed L.A. just as much. The final day came and they departed gladly. Their flight home was livened up by Captain Rayford Steele's jokes. They were glad to be home where they belonged again.