Disclaimer: I own nothing currently except for the parents and the marauder's families. And Kaylee ([K-Bird] got the name from big FAT liar) (Looks like the same person too so I don't own her looks etheir)

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LIFE with the Marauders-2003 style!

Chapter 4!

Lily, James, Sirius and Remus were having a food fight and didn't notice an owl come in with 4 letters (A/N-oooh wonder what it is -sarcasm). James, who was the one most absorbed in the food fight was the first to notice the owl. Right after he threw a cake pudding in the owl's face.

"Oops." Said James, "sorry?"

The owl gave an arrogant hoot, dropped the letters and flew away in disgust.

"Must be the Hogwarts letters." Said Sirius.

"So you finally got something right eh?" Lily laughed.

"Well, we better get to Diagon Alley soon" James said.

"Yeah, and how about sneaking into Knockturn Alley while we're at it?" Remus smirked.

"Remmie-boy, I love the way your mind works." Sirius complimented.

Remus glared at him.

"What are you glaring at me for?" asked Sirius. "It was a compliment!"

"Remmie-boy? REMMIE-BOY?????!!??!?!?!"

"Uhm…well…you see…"

Remus raised one eyebrow above the other.

Sirius decided to stop stammering and ran away as far as he could in the other direction.

"Our moms apparently already bought our Hogwarts stuff though." Frowned Lily.

"Oh well." Remus shrugged. "We'll sneak out."

"And get grounded again?" Lily shook her head. "Not a chance."

"Wuss." James said.

Lily's eyes flashed dangerously. "What. Did. You. Call. Me?"

"He called you a wuss, didn't you hear?" Sirius asked curiously.

Remus covered Sirius' mouth with his hand as Lily glared at him. "Don't make this worse." He hissed.

James smirked. "So are you a wuss?"

"No!"

"Well then why don't you want to sneak out?"

"Because I am already in deep crap for dying Petunia's hair silver and pink with an afro!"

Remus sniggered.

"Well you are still a wuss." Said James arrogantly.

"Fine, I'll just go ask Remus' mum if we can go, if not, then we'll sneak out!" Lily exclaimed.

"Okay."

"Okay."

"Well why aren't you asking?"

"I am going to, you arrogant, self-absorbed FAGGOT!" and with those words, Lily stormed out screaming, "MRS. LUPIN????? CAN ME, SIRIUS, REMUS AND FAGG-uh-JAMES GO TO DIAGON ALLEY TOMORROW FROM 8:00 AM TILL 9:30 PM?"

"Sure why not?" she uhh mini-shouted back.

Lily came back into the room with a smirk on her face. "Told ya!"

James shrugged.

"So do we floo to Knockturn or Diagon?" Sirius asked rather stupidly.

Remus hit him on the head.

"OW! What was that for?"

Lily explained. "We have to floo to Diagon Alley first because the floo network is detected by the ministry, and out parents can get a hold of where we went whenever they want."

"Ohhh…I see…"

~*~ !The Next Morning! ~*~

"…Stay out of trouble!" reminded Mrs. Black.

"…Don't go into the senior's retirement home!" Mrs. Evans shuddered. "Remember the furby incident?"

How could they forget? The 4 had gone into the retirement home at Diagon alley and one of the great-great-great grand daughter had a furby, saw Sirius and said "Rudy…kill evil safety man!" In primary school, Sirius had life-long detention for roofing Ms. Cunkle-berry's glasses; lady couldn't get them down! He had to walk home a child everyday after school and unfortunately, the one who nearly got run-over because of him, was at the retirement home with her pet furby.

"…Have fun!" Grinned Mr. Potter.

"…And DO NOT under ANY circumstances, venture into Knockturn Alley!" Mrs. Lupin warned. "If we find out that you have gone there, there is going to be hell to pay!

"Alright…alright." James hung his head slowly. "Man, you always catch us Mrs. Lupin."

Lily, Remus and James had already gone to Diagon Alley and it was now Sirius' turn.

"WAIT! Turn out your pockets!" Demanded his mother.

Sirius sadly, turned out his pockets, revealing:

4 dungbombs

7 filbusters no heat-wet start fireworks

5 dead rats ("good lord Sirius!" Screamed his mom)

"OK you can go now!" said Mr. Lupin chuckling.

~*~! Diagon Alley !~*~

"Thank god you guys took our disguises and some extra stuff!" Sirius said.

Remus grinned but soon his grin faded into a large 'O'. OH. MY. GOD."

Sirius, Lily and James turned around and were shocked. Right in front of their eyes was the one girl who got them into pranks. James' cousin. The one and only: Kaylee Fallon.