Disclaimer: I own nothing currently except for the parents and the marauder's families.

AUTHORS NOTE: please review! Nothing is better then a potful of reviews! AND I CHANGED THE NAME FROM KAYLEE J. FALLON TO JENNA KATIE POTTER

LIFE with the Marauders-2003 style!

Chapter 5!

"JENNA KATIE POTTER!" screamed Remus. "Get your arse over here!"

A girl with layered straight black hair with gold highlights and sapphire blue eyes (James' eyes) turned around confusedly. Once she saw them, she screamed (turning heads) and ran towards them. "JAMES! LILY! REMUS! SIRIUS!" once she finally caught up to them, she hugged them each in turn.

"I thought you went to America?" James asked.

"I was. But mum and dad didn't like it there, so I moved here and I'm starting Hogwarts this fall. How bout you guys?" she asked.

"We're all starting too." Remus said. "Are you here alone?"

"No, my parents are somewhere, I lost them when I saw you guys."

"Think you found them." Sirius smirked as Jenn turned around. "Uhh hi mom! Hi dad!"

"How many times do we have to tell you NOT to run off?" Her mother exclaimed.

Jenn thought for a moment. "Hmmmmm…lets see…about 2 459 721 times not counting this time."

"You've been counting?" Her father looked at her shocked.

"I didn't know that you could count that high!" Sirius brightly said, "congrats Jenn."

"You shut up! Mom, Daddy, can I stay with James and everyone?"

"Sure honey. James, do your parents know we came back to the UK?"

"Nope, why don't you go there and surprise them?"

"A good idea! We'll see you 5 later."

And David and Joanna Potter left the kids alone, taking their stuff with them.

"Okay, let's get to the damn point." Jenn said as she waved her black nails around.

"You read my mind." James grinned. "Okay here's what we're gonna do," he said. "We put on our disguises" (Girls wear: baggy black jeans, black hoodie and black make-up [gray eyeshadow, black eye-liner, blood red lipgloss] Guys wear: baggy black jeans, black hoodie and a bit of thick black eye-liner.

"Duh" Said Sirius as he struggled to put on the eyeliner, so Jenn had to do it for him.

"Okay," Jenn said, "now we go to Knockturn and explore!"

"Perfect! And so simple too!" Remus explained.

"It has to be simple idiot! Otherwise how would Potter and Black be able to understand it?"

"Haha, very funny." James and Sirius commented dryly.

"I think it's funny!" Lily said.

"You would smart-a$$!"

Lily glared at James.

"Just shut your mouth before I introduce you, to the knuckle sandwich!"

James shut up, immediately.

"Anyways" Interrupted Jenn. "Are we gonna explore Knockturn or what?"

"Shall we?" Sirius held out his arm for Jenn.

She smirked and took it. "We shall."

"Well whose gonna go in first?" James asked.

Jenn and Sirius glared at him. "Why'd you spoil the moooood?" Sirius whined.

"Huh?"

Remus hit him on the back of his head. (OW!)

Jenn and Sirius marched into the passageway that led to Knockturn Alley with Remus, Lily and James closely following. On the way in, they ran into old hags with warts on their noses and missing crooked yellow teeth. Lily shuddered. "Ugh" She whispered.

"I know what you mean," replied James, "ugly aren't they?"

Lily had to stuff her fist down her throat in order to stifle.

"Hey, Remus?" James asked.

"Yah?"

"Hi."

"Hi."

"Hi."

"Bye! Goddamnit" Lily nearly shouted.

"Shhh…Lils, there is no need to shout."

Lily shouted in frustration.

IN THE FRONT…

"What's going on back there?" Jenn wondered aloud.

"Who cares."

"True."

Jenn turned around, "Hey guys! Hurry up!"

Lily, James and Remus ran up to catch up with Sirius and Jenn.

"This place is freaky!" James exclaimed, looking at a hag with fingernails on a platter with a scared expression on his face.

"Tell me about it!" Jenn replied.

"So," Sirius smirked rubbing his hands together, "where should we go first?"

"How about," Remus scanned the shops, "Borgin and Burkes?"

"Sure"

As they walked to the stores they saw many odd things; dried toes, a head on a silver platter and the weirdest: an owl with pink stars and a barbie doll. Further along the road they saw a boy around their age, with a pale pointed face and blond hair slicked back, dumping a can of permanent grease on another boy with black hair and lewd expression on his face. Sirius laughed. A little too loud. The pale boy looked up, and saw him. He sauntered over like a don. (A/N-one who thinks he is the king of the area-in this case-Knockturn)

"Well, well, well…" he smirked, "It's Saint Potter Black and Lupin. And of course Lady Evans." He mock bowed and turned to Jenn. "And who are you?"

Jenn smirked. "You mean you don't remember me Lucy? The one you had a little crush on."

"It was not a little crush dumbo!" Sirius exclaimed.

'Lucy' looked hopeful that Sirius would be nice to him for once, but as usual, he was wrong.

Sirius grinned. "It was a big, huge GARGANTUAN crush! More like love"

Lucius blushed.

"Yeah, I remember him saying something about a shrine of you in his bedroom Jenn." Remus said thoughtfully.

Jenn turned a bright red. She must have been pretty embarrassed. Or pretty mad!

"SHUT UP LUPIN!"

Remus simply raised an eyebrow.

Jenn cried in frustration.

"Well well Jenna," he drawled, "you've certainly got more beautiful by the day."

"EUGH! Don't touch me Malfoy!" she shrieked.

His pale fingers touched her skin, "So warm…so beautiful."

That did it. James, Sirius and Jenn launched themselves at the 11 year old and started beating his guts out. Remus was shaking his head in annoyance while Lily was trying to find the best time to launch herself onto him and kill him as well.

"Hey! Hey! Give me some room to beat him up!" But no one heard her.

Sirius was beating his face. "NEVER! .Punch. TOUCH! .punch. HER! .kick. AGAIN!" And with one last kick from Jenn in the place where the sun don't shine (lol) James, Jenn and Sirius stalked off with Remus following. Lily however, tucked her wavy hair behind her ear as kicked exactly where Jenn did before stalking off into Borgin and Burkes where the rest were.

"Hey guys, anything cool here?" Lily asked.

"Well there is this hand." James said. "The hand of glory I think it's called."

"Touch it man!" said Remus

"No!"

"Chicken!"

"Hey!"

"Well touch it then!"

"CAN WE GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE?" Sirius, Jenn and Lily screamed.

"Fine! Sheeshez!" Remus muttered.

"Sheeshez?" Lily asked.

"New word."

"I see."

AUTHOUR: BUT I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU DON'T. You see, every month Remus takes a word and adds extra letters to it or takes a few off and uses it for an entire month. Then makes a new one. Everyone else calls him a dumba$$. But little does everyone know that it could save their lives someday…

A/N-Well that's it! Im really really really really really reallyX40975309 sorry for not updating! I've been really busy this summer and then school started and I already have a load of homework! Review please and I'll try to get the next chapter out faster!