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LIFE with the Marauders-2003 style!
Chapter 6!
September 1st 2003. The most hectic day of our favourite Marauders lives. Currently, It is 7:00 AM and it takes 2 hours to get to Kings Cross from Ducky Village. (Named by Sirius) And Sirius and Lily forgot to pack last night. Needless to say, and I quote Sirius: We are in deep crap.
"SIRIUS BLACK AND LILY EVANS! GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"COMING MOM/AUNT ROSE!" shouted, obviously, Lily and Sirius. As soon as Lily threw her diary, she ran to Sirius' room, where she greeted by a pair of undies on her face. She threw then into his trunk and said, "Sirius. Really? Ninja turtles?"
Sirius glared. "GO! GO! GO!" Lily and Sirius sprinted down the stairs, with their trunks sliding behind them.
"LET'S GO! WE ARE GONNA BE LATE!" screamed Mrs. Evans.
They all piled into the car where James and Remus were sitting in the back relaxing.
"What took you so long?"
Lily and Sirius just glared.
~*~*~ On the train ~*~*~
"JENN!" called Sirius.
"COMING MAN! SHEESH HOLD YA HORSES!" she said in her new American dialect.
Jenn was panting, once she reached Sirius who blushed slightly when she collapsed against him. (A/N-GEE I WONDER WHY!)
"Hey guys!" she said adjusting her light blue jeans and light purple DKNY t-shirt.
"Hi!" James hugged his cousin.
"Hey!" Lily said breathlessly.
"You okay?"
"No! Forgot to pack in the morning."
"Ha! Lemme guess, Remus and James were relaxing when you guys got to the car?"
"Worse. They were almost asleep!" Lily said dramatically.
"Oh no!" Jenn laughed. Then her eyes went wide. HEY MALFOY! STOP KISSING MY STUFF! GEEZ IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WON'T GIVE ME MORE WORK TO DO!" she stormed over.
"What kind of work?" he asked confusedly.
"Uhm…let's see," she imitated Crabbe Sr. A) I have to wash my trunk! B) I have to pay for my owl's treatment as it most likely has rabies and C) I will have to kick you hard. Again. Let's do that one first. By now she had attracted a large crowd gathering around her. She kicked in the place where the sun don't shine and stormed onto the train. Sirius grinned and with the rest of his friends, he laughed at Malfoy and went onto the train.
"Nice work back there Jenn!" James nodded his approval.
"Thanks Jay."
They all found nice roomy compartment that was completely empty. They all threw their own trunks up on to the rack and sat down like this:
_WINDOW_
Lily Jenn
James Sirius
R e m u s (All stretched out)
"Oh my god! I am sooo freakin tired!" Lily complained. "How about you guys?" she asked.
Silence.
"Hey guys?" She looked around and found that they were all sleeping like little babies. Lily chuckled quietly and fell asleep on the windowsill.
--------AN HOUR LATER-------
WHOOSH!
Our favourite marauders were woken up by a jolt in the train. Lily and Jenn woke up with no problem but the boys looked hilarious.
James and Remus were hugging each other and Sirius' face was lying in James' crotch. Not a pretty site.
Lily quickly got a camera out and snapped the film away. 10 minutes or 4999 pictures and a lot of giggling-however you want it-later, the boys woke up. Sirius was the first to open his eyes. But the sight that greeted him was not pretty.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHH!!!!!!!" Sirius shot up and bumped heads with James.
"OUCH! DAMN IT SIRIUS!" Not really realising that his arms were still around Remus, he tried to punch Sirius, unfortunately bringing Remus along with him who gave a muffled scream of surprise and kicked Sirius in the crotch. Ouch.
"A-a-a-a" Sirius gasped.
"Oops"
"Great job Remus!" Jenn laughed
"Shut up"
"Why should I? Now he won't be able to have a child without adopting. Or kidnapping." She added as an afterthought.
"Hey! Have some sympathy for the one in pain!" Sirius wheezed.
"Anything off the trolley dears?" The candy lady was here.
Lily, James, Jenn, Sirius and Remus pooled their money together and bought the whole lot.
"So delicious!" Jenn chewed on a pumpkin pasty. "Blech! I hate pumpkins!"
"Then why did you eat it?" James questioned his cuz.
"I didn't know it was made of pumpkin crap!" Jenn said.
"Well anyway," Remus interrupted, "we better change into our robe."
"Alright boys, OUT!" screamed Lily.
"Awwww but can't we watch you two?" Sirius whined.
"HEY BLACK! STOP STARING AT MY COUSIN!" James bellowed. Sirius ran out of the compartment with James hot on his tail. Remus laughed.
"See ya in a few!"
"Yup!"
So Lily and Jenn started to busy themselves with putting their robes over their current clothes. Lily of course, had to take her hoodie off leaving her in a blue t-shirt.
"Our robes are never gonna match our gryffindor uniforms!" laughed Jenn.
"Unless by some surprise we get sorted into Ravenclaw!"
Jenn started applying a clear gloss to her lips as Lily busied herself with black eyeliner. Being only 11, they didn't need foundation or blush. Yet.
"I'm already dreading my first zit." Lily shuddered.
"Aren't we all." Jenn chuckled.
"Especially the guys huh?"
"Oh yeah!" Jenn laughed. "When James was over a few years ago, he was going on and on about his first zit. He even asked me if he could borrow some medication when that happens!"
Lily started laughing hysterically as the 3 boys came in.
"You should've knocked! We could've been changing!" Jenn looked scandalized.
"That's exactly why this old toot came running in." James rolled his eyes.
"Come on you know you wanted to see them changing!" Sirius laughed while Remus and James looked scandalized.
"Me? See my cousin in a bra? I don't think so!" James said.
"Yeah I wouldn't even want to imagine that!" Remus laughed.
- "Am I the only one who actually likes girls here?"
"Don't feel bad Sirius." Jenn laughed. "It's just that your hormones are a little- errrr how do we put this? - out of control"
Sirius looked scandalized at the thought of being the only one in love with girls.
A/N-Well there you have it! I'm so sorry that this chapter took so long! I had a major case of writer's block. Thanks for all the reviews you guys gave me! Until next time! Oh! And btw, MErRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANAKUAH! HAPPY BOXING DAY! HAPPY NEW YEAR! I'll see you all in !2!0!0!4!
