Disclaimer: I don't own Sly Cooper or any related characters that belong to Sucker Punch Productions. This is my second long fanfic. All I'm gonna say is that this is a Sly "Bond" thing. It's a Sly Cooper James Bond! It kinda follows the game 007 Nightfire's story line. Don't worry though, a lot of this will be my own creation. Please read and review! NO FLAMES!!!! I hope ya'll like it! More soon to come!
Chapter 1
A Package from...MI6 and FI6?
It was an ordinary day for Sly Cooper and his friends at their hideout on the outskirts of Paris. Bentley was on his computer, Murray was eating, and Sly was sitting on a old ratty couch, daydreaming and reading a newspaper called Europe Today. An ad caught his eye and his jaw dropped as he stated reading it.
"Hot damn, Bentley! Get this!" Sly exclaimed as he jumped up and ran to Bentley's desk.
"What is it Sly? I'm busy planning our next heist!" Bentley retorted angrily as Sly pointed hysterically at the front page cover story.
"I told you, I gave up thieving." Sly replied at Bentley's smart retort.
"Sly, you may have gave up thieving, but Carmelita's never gonna return your feelings." Bentley told hm as-a-matter-of-factly.
"I know, but get this." Sly said as he began to stare off at Carmelita's name. He loved her so. He quickly came to and began reading the story.
"Fiendish Five's four remaining members were released on Tuesday last week." Sly began reading.
"No! Why??" Bentley asked anxiously, hinting Sly to continue.
"Say's here that the remaining four members claimed that they would become green industrialist's, dismantling nuclear sites and cleansing them of all radioactive materials." Sly finished
"Yeah right. I bet they'll set 'em all of and kill every last bloody one of us!" Bentley said angrily to get his opinion in.
"I'd drink to that, if I drank." Sly laughed.
"You do drink Sly." Murray said as he entered the room with a sandwich.
"Well okay, I do drink every now and then."Sly admitted with a slight blush.
"Hey Mur, you heard the news?" Bentley questioned the purple hippo.
"Yeah. I got a paper on my way back from KFC today. It's not right." Murray complained.
"Yeah I know." Sly sighed as he threw the paper in the trash next to Bentley's desk, which was surrounded by cables.
"Yeah, I know. They don't have any right to shut down Burger King! It was just one little 10% on one health exam." Murray said as he pounded his fist on the old couch, which flung stuffing particles into the air.
"Uh, Murray, were not talking about that." Sly told him.
"Oh. Sorry." Murray replied sheepishly as he took a bite out of his sandwich, which was cover with stuffing. "Hey, not bad." Sly and Bentley both made a face at Murray's eating habits.
"Were talking about how the fiendish five were all set free." Sly told Murray.
"Oh yeah, I heard about that. They said that they'd-" Murray began.
"Dismantle and cleanse all nuclear sites in Europe." Bentley finished as he interrupted the hippo.
"Well guys, I'm gonna turn in." Sly stated with a yawn. "I'll talk with you guys more tomorrow."
"Me too. Night you guys." Bentley proclaimed as he jumped out of his swivel chair and headed for his room.
"Night you two." Murray said as he flipped on the T.V. He fell asleep in less than five minutes with his sandwich in his mouth. He ate it in his sleep. That night, however, a package stamped "Confidential" was thrown through the window. It didn't make a sound, since the window didn't have any glass in it. Sly awoke the next morning and almost stepped on it.
"Huh?" Sly asked as he raised his eyebrow. He knelt down and picked up the package. Bentley happened to walk in and noticed Sly with the package.
"What's this thing?" Sly asked his nerdy, genius friends.
"How should I know. Just open it." Bentley commanded sarcastically.
"Okay then." Sly said. He ripped open the top of the brown package cleanly. He began to read the contents aloud.
"Confidential. This is for Mr. Sly Cooper's eyes only. A matter of continent wide security has come up. Report MI6 and FI6 Headquarters in Paris as soon as possibly. You are an ex-their we know. Come and all that can be forgotten and your name can be cleared, along with your file. This is urgent, but it is entirely your choice to come by request. If you decide not to come on your own, then we will make you come. But believe me, I think you'll like what we have to say. Oh yes, and bring your turtle friend. Your hippo friend can come too, if he so wishes, but we don't need his services as an expert eater at the moment. Sincerely, M. MI6 and FI6 leader."
Bentley and Sly just stared at the letter in disbelieve. Then at each other. Then at the Letter again. Finally Sly spoke.
"Wow. What do you think MI6 and FI6 want with me?" He asked septically.
"And me." Bentley added.
"I hate to say this but, I'm gonna go and find out. I think it's a risk worth taking." Sly said Bravely as he woke up Murray and told him about the mysterious letter.
"Are you crazy Sly?! It's probably a trap meant to catch you!" Murray exclaimed as Sly told him to take Bentley and himself to the Headquarters. Sly turned and noticed a map was included. He picked it up and handed it to his turtle friend.
"Might help, mightn't it?" Bentley teased.
"Might. Anyway, let's go see what they want." Sly said as he headed for the van. Bentley followed. Murray just stared at his friends initiative.
"Man Sly, I hope this ain't a trap." Murray whined to himself as he followed his friends. He started the van and drove of. They were about to be in for the deal and adventure of a lifetime.