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DK: Try sayings that ten times fast.
Dilandau: No.
DK: It's and expression. It...well, maybe it's not an expression...but, you don't really have to do that.
Dilandau: Oh.
DISCLAIMER: I own Aura, and HA!! If I owned Dilly-san, I'd have a pound of waffles by my bed every morning. But I don't have either. T-T Oh, the shame...
Dilandau: :D YAY!!! Err... I mean...o.O
DK: *glare*
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Hitomi woke up to the sound of her alarm. She sat up and looked over at Aura and Merle. Merle was sleeping facing Aura and Aura was on her back, with her hand lying on Merle's face. ((A/N: --; ...That was in a commercial once...for toothpaste.)) Hitomi nudged Merle, and Merle woke up but barely. Hitomi then pushed Aura, and Aura rolled over on her side.
"Tell Mom I'm sick or something, School." Aura said, then put her tail in her mouth and chewed on it.
"I'll give you time to wake up..." Hitomi walked out, with Merle behind her. Hitomi nudged Dilandau and he grunted and sat up, his hair all ruffled.
"What's for Eat? When are we breakfasting?" He mumbled.
"I'll make Dilandau, my lord Toast." Miguel said and stood up, then walked into a wall. ((A/N: HEY! I KNOW ONE...well all of them...NOW! 'Course...Miguel dies in the series, let's just pretend not.))
Hitomi sweat dropped. "My, you sure are a happy lot in the morning." She turned around to Gatti and Shesta and sighed. Shesta fell asleep holding his pillow and... sucking on his thumb. And Gatti drooled in his sleep all over HIS pillow. ((A/N: Where do I come up with this stuff? Oh, yeah. The voices tell me...)) "You've got to be kidding me..." Hitomi slapped her forehead. "Ow!" Now she rubbed it in pain.
Just then, a high-pitched whistle came from behind her, making her jump.
"READY?! WAKEY, WAKEY, LEMON BAKEY!" Aura shouted. She was still wearing her pj's, which where short shorts and a loose tank top that showed her... *AHEM* cleavage... "TIME FOR MORNING EXCERCISES!! EVERYBODY... RUN IN PLACE ON MY MARK!! READY?! GO!" She blew the whistle again, and Hitomi and the others ran in place. "OKAY! ...STOP!" She blew the whistle two times. "NOW!! TOE TOUCHES!! GO!" *whistle*
Hitomi and the others followed until at the push-ups, Gatti stopped.
"Uh... My lord, Dilandau?"
"What?"
"Why are we doing this?"
At this everyone stopped. Hitomi sighed, "This is what I do every morning, to get ready for track."
"Oh... But why are WE doing it?"
"..." No one could answer this at first.
"Peer Pressure?" Dilandau asked. Everybody else just sat down tired. Dilandau frowned. "Okay, fine... A spur of the moment thing."
Aura put the whistle down, and jumped up and down. "Ooo! Ooo! Can someone make waffles?!"
Miguel and Gatti watched her...well, there men what do you think they where looking at? ... And both jumped up at the same time. "I'LL DO IT!!!" They ran into the kitchen at the same time, also, and colliding with each other at the doorway.
"OW! Outta my way, Drool Face."
"No way! You get outta MY way, Gabriel!"
"It's Labariel! LABARIEL!!! GET IT RIGHT YOU CRETIN!!"
"SHUT UP!!"
"YOU!" They glared at each other and growl, then look at Aura. "Who do you want to make it?" They said in unison.
Aura stands where she was, looking innocent. "I'm confuzzled."
Shesta stood up. "I'll make it," he growled. ~~ And poison it, too ~~ he thought.
Aura sighed. "Well, somebody make it or I'm gonna... make it my self!!"
"Oh, what a threat."
"Shut up, Spermy."
"What d'you call me?"
"What do you think?" They glared at each other.
"Umm... Hitomi left..." Merle said.
"NANI?!" Miguel and Gatti stopped arguing over the waffles, and Shesta and Aura stopped growling at each other.
Just then, Miguel realized something. "Where's Dilandau-sama?" They all looked around, then heard:
"MOERO! MOEROOOOO!" coming from the kitchen.
"Oh..." All the Slayers sigh. "There he is..."
Merle blinked. "What the hec is he doing?"
Aura blinked also. "I think he's playing with the stove..." They all crammed into the small kitchen just to see that she was right. Dilandau cackled evilly as the stove...boiled water?
"HA!!! MOOEEROOO!!! DUMB WATER!!! MOOERROO!" *more cackling*
"Umm... water doesn't burn, Dilandau-sama... AH!" For this remark, Gatti was slapped.
"I don't care. It does in my world."
"But...this isn't your world..." Aura almost got slapped but blocked it. "YOU DID _NOT_ JUST TRY TO HIT ME!"
Dilandau gasped as she caught his hand. "Yeah, so what? Wha—"Before he could say anything else, Merle and Aura threw him out into the main room screaming:
"HOW DARE YOU?!"
@. @ "Itei..." Dilandau passed out from the... well, wouldn't you if you were thrown into a wall my TWO women? By anyone?
Just then Aura gasped. "Dilly-san!" She ran over to him, "Oh, Gomen nasai, Dilly-san! But, you shouldn't hit girls like that!"
"They travel in packs," Shesta said. --;
"Damn straight." Aura and Merle said at the same time.
The slayers looked at each other, then scrambled into a far corner of the main room, away from Aura, the unconscious Dilandau, and Merle. "Dilly- san's out cold." Aura said, as she tried to wake him.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Dilandau suddenly jumped up. "I'LL GET IT!!!"
Aura fell backwards, and then said, "AND DILLY-SAN RECOVERED AGAIN!"
Miguel blinked, then, "Wait!" He extended and arm, as is to say stop, but he was too late. Dilandau had already opened the door.
"What?" Dilandau said firmly, as he swung open the door. And...
**************** Dilandau's Kitty: Maybe he shouldn't have opened the door...
Aura: Maybe he thought it was the pizza guy!
DK: *anime fall* YOU!!
Dilandau: What's a 'pizza guy?'
Shesta: When do we get to me?
Miguel and Gatti: Do we get a girl?!
DK: No.
Miguel and Gatti: T-T Awww...
DK: Deal with it. Anywho—
Dilandau: Do I get to play with matches again?
DK: Keep it up and—
Shesta: Who's at the door?
DK: I—
Aura: Do I get more Ramen noodles?
DK: Will you--
Miguel and Gatti: Why are so mean to us?!
DK: SHUT UP DAMMIT!!! LET ME SPEAK OR ALL GETTING PUNISHMENT!!!!
All:...
DK: Arigato. Anyway!!! PLEASE REVIEW!! I want to know what people think. Don't like it? Tough Toenails—
Dilandau: Don't you hate it when that happens? I'm clipping my toenails—
Shesta: And _I_ catch one in the eye.
Miguel: And _I_ have to get it out.
Gatti: And _I_ ... sit back and laugh.
DK: THAT'S IT!! PUNISHMENT FOR ALL!!!
Dilandau, Shesta, Miguel, Gatti: NO!!!!
DK: ^^ Ja ne!
Gatti: T-T *wearing a kilt*
Shesta: T-T *wearing a dress*
Miguel: T-T *eating ramen through his nose*
Dilandau: T-T *watching Barney hug people*
Next time:
Project Shesta, BEGIN!
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DK: Try sayings that ten times fast.
Dilandau: No.
DK: It's and expression. It...well, maybe it's not an expression...but, you don't really have to do that.
Dilandau: Oh.
DISCLAIMER: I own Aura, and HA!! If I owned Dilly-san, I'd have a pound of waffles by my bed every morning. But I don't have either. T-T Oh, the shame...
Dilandau: :D YAY!!! Err... I mean...o.O
DK: *glare*
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Hitomi woke up to the sound of her alarm. She sat up and looked over at Aura and Merle. Merle was sleeping facing Aura and Aura was on her back, with her hand lying on Merle's face. ((A/N: --; ...That was in a commercial once...for toothpaste.)) Hitomi nudged Merle, and Merle woke up but barely. Hitomi then pushed Aura, and Aura rolled over on her side.
"Tell Mom I'm sick or something, School." Aura said, then put her tail in her mouth and chewed on it.
"I'll give you time to wake up..." Hitomi walked out, with Merle behind her. Hitomi nudged Dilandau and he grunted and sat up, his hair all ruffled.
"What's for Eat? When are we breakfasting?" He mumbled.
"I'll make Dilandau, my lord Toast." Miguel said and stood up, then walked into a wall. ((A/N: HEY! I KNOW ONE...well all of them...NOW! 'Course...Miguel dies in the series, let's just pretend not.))
Hitomi sweat dropped. "My, you sure are a happy lot in the morning." She turned around to Gatti and Shesta and sighed. Shesta fell asleep holding his pillow and... sucking on his thumb. And Gatti drooled in his sleep all over HIS pillow. ((A/N: Where do I come up with this stuff? Oh, yeah. The voices tell me...)) "You've got to be kidding me..." Hitomi slapped her forehead. "Ow!" Now she rubbed it in pain.
Just then, a high-pitched whistle came from behind her, making her jump.
"READY?! WAKEY, WAKEY, LEMON BAKEY!" Aura shouted. She was still wearing her pj's, which where short shorts and a loose tank top that showed her... *AHEM* cleavage... "TIME FOR MORNING EXCERCISES!! EVERYBODY... RUN IN PLACE ON MY MARK!! READY?! GO!" She blew the whistle again, and Hitomi and the others ran in place. "OKAY! ...STOP!" She blew the whistle two times. "NOW!! TOE TOUCHES!! GO!" *whistle*
Hitomi and the others followed until at the push-ups, Gatti stopped.
"Uh... My lord, Dilandau?"
"What?"
"Why are we doing this?"
At this everyone stopped. Hitomi sighed, "This is what I do every morning, to get ready for track."
"Oh... But why are WE doing it?"
"..." No one could answer this at first.
"Peer Pressure?" Dilandau asked. Everybody else just sat down tired. Dilandau frowned. "Okay, fine... A spur of the moment thing."
Aura put the whistle down, and jumped up and down. "Ooo! Ooo! Can someone make waffles?!"
Miguel and Gatti watched her...well, there men what do you think they where looking at? ... And both jumped up at the same time. "I'LL DO IT!!!" They ran into the kitchen at the same time, also, and colliding with each other at the doorway.
"OW! Outta my way, Drool Face."
"No way! You get outta MY way, Gabriel!"
"It's Labariel! LABARIEL!!! GET IT RIGHT YOU CRETIN!!"
"SHUT UP!!"
"YOU!" They glared at each other and growl, then look at Aura. "Who do you want to make it?" They said in unison.
Aura stands where she was, looking innocent. "I'm confuzzled."
Shesta stood up. "I'll make it," he growled. ~~ And poison it, too ~~ he thought.
Aura sighed. "Well, somebody make it or I'm gonna... make it my self!!"
"Oh, what a threat."
"Shut up, Spermy."
"What d'you call me?"
"What do you think?" They glared at each other.
"Umm... Hitomi left..." Merle said.
"NANI?!" Miguel and Gatti stopped arguing over the waffles, and Shesta and Aura stopped growling at each other.
Just then, Miguel realized something. "Where's Dilandau-sama?" They all looked around, then heard:
"MOERO! MOEROOOOO!" coming from the kitchen.
"Oh..." All the Slayers sigh. "There he is..."
Merle blinked. "What the hec is he doing?"
Aura blinked also. "I think he's playing with the stove..." They all crammed into the small kitchen just to see that she was right. Dilandau cackled evilly as the stove...boiled water?
"HA!!! MOOEEROOO!!! DUMB WATER!!! MOOERROO!" *more cackling*
"Umm... water doesn't burn, Dilandau-sama... AH!" For this remark, Gatti was slapped.
"I don't care. It does in my world."
"But...this isn't your world..." Aura almost got slapped but blocked it. "YOU DID _NOT_ JUST TRY TO HIT ME!"
Dilandau gasped as she caught his hand. "Yeah, so what? Wha—"Before he could say anything else, Merle and Aura threw him out into the main room screaming:
"HOW DARE YOU?!"
@. @ "Itei..." Dilandau passed out from the... well, wouldn't you if you were thrown into a wall my TWO women? By anyone?
Just then Aura gasped. "Dilly-san!" She ran over to him, "Oh, Gomen nasai, Dilly-san! But, you shouldn't hit girls like that!"
"They travel in packs," Shesta said. --;
"Damn straight." Aura and Merle said at the same time.
The slayers looked at each other, then scrambled into a far corner of the main room, away from Aura, the unconscious Dilandau, and Merle. "Dilly- san's out cold." Aura said, as she tried to wake him.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Dilandau suddenly jumped up. "I'LL GET IT!!!"
Aura fell backwards, and then said, "AND DILLY-SAN RECOVERED AGAIN!"
Miguel blinked, then, "Wait!" He extended and arm, as is to say stop, but he was too late. Dilandau had already opened the door.
"What?" Dilandau said firmly, as he swung open the door. And...
**************** Dilandau's Kitty: Maybe he shouldn't have opened the door...
Aura: Maybe he thought it was the pizza guy!
DK: *anime fall* YOU!!
Dilandau: What's a 'pizza guy?'
Shesta: When do we get to me?
Miguel and Gatti: Do we get a girl?!
DK: No.
Miguel and Gatti: T-T Awww...
DK: Deal with it. Anywho—
Dilandau: Do I get to play with matches again?
DK: Keep it up and—
Shesta: Who's at the door?
DK: I—
Aura: Do I get more Ramen noodles?
DK: Will you--
Miguel and Gatti: Why are so mean to us?!
DK: SHUT UP DAMMIT!!! LET ME SPEAK OR ALL GETTING PUNISHMENT!!!!
All:...
DK: Arigato. Anyway!!! PLEASE REVIEW!! I want to know what people think. Don't like it? Tough Toenails—
Dilandau: Don't you hate it when that happens? I'm clipping my toenails—
Shesta: And _I_ catch one in the eye.
Miguel: And _I_ have to get it out.
Gatti: And _I_ ... sit back and laugh.
DK: THAT'S IT!! PUNISHMENT FOR ALL!!!
Dilandau, Shesta, Miguel, Gatti: NO!!!!
DK: ^^ Ja ne!
Gatti: T-T *wearing a kilt*
Shesta: T-T *wearing a dress*
Miguel: T-T *eating ramen through his nose*
Dilandau: T-T *watching Barney hug people*
Next time:
Project Shesta, BEGIN!