***Being a female was never easy, until now***
"Good morning, lady Sango!"
"Hello Miss Sango!"
"Good day, lady Sango!"
"Lady Sango!"
"Miss Sango!"
"Miss Sango!"
Miroku groaned. He had heard this all morning. Every single male in the village, ranging from three to seventy had come by to see her. Just an hour ago, a five year old asked the demon hunter to marry him!
And what Miroku got: a few winks from the men with a, um, questionable sexuality. (AN: *coughgaycough*)
Sango was in the middle of a fairly large group of men, leaning on the side of a well in the middle of the village. They were pretty much hanging on her every word. She had been trying to get away for an hour now, but each time they would keep her glued to that spot.
"Ass kissers," Miroku muttered. That's when he saw Koji, walking towards Sango and her group of fan boys. Sango sat on the edge of the large well in the center of the village, trying to think of a way to escape the crowd of males that surrounded her. Right then, escaping a colony of bloodthirsty demons sounded easier.
Miroku watched as Koji went to join the group. All of the males quickly spread apart and went on to their daily duties. She smiled at him as he went up to her, which just made the monk hit a pang of jealousy. His eyes followed the young lord, making sure he didn't try anything funny. If he did, he wouldn't have use of a lot of his body parts.
"Lady Sango, how are you this fine morning?" Koji asked cheerfully.
(A/N: Ew, this guy's starting to remind me of Hojo, better change that later)
"Um, fine I guess," she replied, timidly. He bent down and kissed her hand, Sango blushing slightly. The monk's eyes narrowed. It used to be he was the only who could make her blush.
He walked over to where they were at, a smirk on his face. He walked up to them, still smiling.
"Hello Sango, Koji," Miroku said cheerfully. Sango raised an eyebrow suspiciously. That was just TOO cheerful for her liking. He was up to something, she knew it.
Koji glared at him, but for a moment that would have been missed at the blink of an eye. Miroku and Sango, however, both noticed it. His smile was back on and he said as calmly as he could through clenched teeth, "Hello monk, what business do you have here today?"
"Well, I was thinking about purifying the village today and was wondering if Miss Sango would like to join me," Miroku replied calmly.
Koji wrapped an arm around her, his smile turning into a frown. "Well I'm sorry, but Lady Sango is busy at the moment, you'll have to come by later," Koji said.
"Well, from where I was standing, it looked like you were, busy, not her," Miroku said, pulling out an ofuda and sticking it on the young lord's forehead. He half expected to see the spell have some effect on him, but alas, it didn't. Koji peeled it of his face and the two started to exchange insults.
Sango looked at both guys as they continued their squabble, clearly annoyed, fully resenting being treated like an object, an item, a possession. Without a moment's hesitation, she grabbed the back of their collars, then jerking them backwards into the large well behind them. She waited for the comforting, splash, then walked off, relieved.
Yuri came up from the other side of the village, Kirara nestled in her arms. She came up to the demon hunter. "Have you seen Koji? I can't find him anywhere," Yuri said.
"Try the well," Sango replied, "Him and Miroku are down there... checking the water."
"Okay!" Yuri ran over to the well. She looked down in it and yelled. "Koji! Papa wants you!"
Two groans came from the bottom of the well, one replying, "Tell him I'll be there in a minute!"
Later***************************************************************
The chief of the village was a middle-aged man, a plain happy face, his gray, black, and white hair mixing together to give him a humble look for such a large man, in height and width that could be passed as a mini giant, looming seven and a half feet tall.
He stood at the head of the long table, which was covered in delicious varieties of food. Sango and Miroku sat on either side of him, Yuri next to Sango and Koji next to Miroku.
"Today we are here to welcome our new additions to our army," the chief said in a loud voice that rose over all others, "Lady Sango and Sir Miroku."
They of course, applauded, but Miroku got the hint that they were only clapping for one of them. The chief pulled them into a back breaking bear hug, squeezing all of the air out of their lungs.
"Okay, father, they get the point," Koji said, trying to hide the embarrassment shown on his face.
As everyone was celebrating, men were coming up to Sango for multiple reasons, Koji and Miroku were having a glaring contest. Yuri was sitting next to Sango quietly, seeming deep in thought.
Suddenly a man's yells for help rang through the village. Everyone ran outside as they heard repeatedly. "The demons are coming, the demons are coming!"
A wounded man ran through the village, calling for help. Sango exited the hut, running over to him. He was bleeding across his arm and chest at a rapid pace by what seemed to be claw marks.
"The demons.....they're coming," he panted, before falling unconscious. Miroku, who was behind her, called out for the soldiers to prepare for battle. Koji ran out into the center of the village, holding, Yuri behind him.
"Get Yuri to safety," he yelled at two of the soldiers. The two took her away from the battle. Sango, Miroku, and Koji and the chief stood in front of the army of about twenty, each one in their battle gear.
The earth shook as the demons came closer. Trees slanted over, being in pushed by the immense bodies that came ever closer. Suddenly, the palisade that guarded the village was pushed to the ground by a large claw.
The beasts had to be at least twenty feet each. There were three of them, taking the appearance of a tree demon with the body of a wolverine. Trees lined its back and head like a mane of shrubbery. Its skin was of bark, its tail a long root with thorns.
The demons drew their fangs hungrily at the village, their tails digging into the dirt. Koji, his father, and the rest of the village soldiers drew out their swords and the fight began.
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"Good morning, lady Sango!"
"Hello Miss Sango!"
"Good day, lady Sango!"
"Lady Sango!"
"Miss Sango!"
"Miss Sango!"
Miroku groaned. He had heard this all morning. Every single male in the village, ranging from three to seventy had come by to see her. Just an hour ago, a five year old asked the demon hunter to marry him!
And what Miroku got: a few winks from the men with a, um, questionable sexuality. (AN: *coughgaycough*)
Sango was in the middle of a fairly large group of men, leaning on the side of a well in the middle of the village. They were pretty much hanging on her every word. She had been trying to get away for an hour now, but each time they would keep her glued to that spot.
"Ass kissers," Miroku muttered. That's when he saw Koji, walking towards Sango and her group of fan boys. Sango sat on the edge of the large well in the center of the village, trying to think of a way to escape the crowd of males that surrounded her. Right then, escaping a colony of bloodthirsty demons sounded easier.
Miroku watched as Koji went to join the group. All of the males quickly spread apart and went on to their daily duties. She smiled at him as he went up to her, which just made the monk hit a pang of jealousy. His eyes followed the young lord, making sure he didn't try anything funny. If he did, he wouldn't have use of a lot of his body parts.
"Lady Sango, how are you this fine morning?" Koji asked cheerfully.
(A/N: Ew, this guy's starting to remind me of Hojo, better change that later)
"Um, fine I guess," she replied, timidly. He bent down and kissed her hand, Sango blushing slightly. The monk's eyes narrowed. It used to be he was the only who could make her blush.
He walked over to where they were at, a smirk on his face. He walked up to them, still smiling.
"Hello Sango, Koji," Miroku said cheerfully. Sango raised an eyebrow suspiciously. That was just TOO cheerful for her liking. He was up to something, she knew it.
Koji glared at him, but for a moment that would have been missed at the blink of an eye. Miroku and Sango, however, both noticed it. His smile was back on and he said as calmly as he could through clenched teeth, "Hello monk, what business do you have here today?"
"Well, I was thinking about purifying the village today and was wondering if Miss Sango would like to join me," Miroku replied calmly.
Koji wrapped an arm around her, his smile turning into a frown. "Well I'm sorry, but Lady Sango is busy at the moment, you'll have to come by later," Koji said.
"Well, from where I was standing, it looked like you were, busy, not her," Miroku said, pulling out an ofuda and sticking it on the young lord's forehead. He half expected to see the spell have some effect on him, but alas, it didn't. Koji peeled it of his face and the two started to exchange insults.
Sango looked at both guys as they continued their squabble, clearly annoyed, fully resenting being treated like an object, an item, a possession. Without a moment's hesitation, she grabbed the back of their collars, then jerking them backwards into the large well behind them. She waited for the comforting, splash, then walked off, relieved.
Yuri came up from the other side of the village, Kirara nestled in her arms. She came up to the demon hunter. "Have you seen Koji? I can't find him anywhere," Yuri said.
"Try the well," Sango replied, "Him and Miroku are down there... checking the water."
"Okay!" Yuri ran over to the well. She looked down in it and yelled. "Koji! Papa wants you!"
Two groans came from the bottom of the well, one replying, "Tell him I'll be there in a minute!"
Later***************************************************************
The chief of the village was a middle-aged man, a plain happy face, his gray, black, and white hair mixing together to give him a humble look for such a large man, in height and width that could be passed as a mini giant, looming seven and a half feet tall.
He stood at the head of the long table, which was covered in delicious varieties of food. Sango and Miroku sat on either side of him, Yuri next to Sango and Koji next to Miroku.
"Today we are here to welcome our new additions to our army," the chief said in a loud voice that rose over all others, "Lady Sango and Sir Miroku."
They of course, applauded, but Miroku got the hint that they were only clapping for one of them. The chief pulled them into a back breaking bear hug, squeezing all of the air out of their lungs.
"Okay, father, they get the point," Koji said, trying to hide the embarrassment shown on his face.
As everyone was celebrating, men were coming up to Sango for multiple reasons, Koji and Miroku were having a glaring contest. Yuri was sitting next to Sango quietly, seeming deep in thought.
Suddenly a man's yells for help rang through the village. Everyone ran outside as they heard repeatedly. "The demons are coming, the demons are coming!"
A wounded man ran through the village, calling for help. Sango exited the hut, running over to him. He was bleeding across his arm and chest at a rapid pace by what seemed to be claw marks.
"The demons.....they're coming," he panted, before falling unconscious. Miroku, who was behind her, called out for the soldiers to prepare for battle. Koji ran out into the center of the village, holding, Yuri behind him.
"Get Yuri to safety," he yelled at two of the soldiers. The two took her away from the battle. Sango, Miroku, and Koji and the chief stood in front of the army of about twenty, each one in their battle gear.
The earth shook as the demons came closer. Trees slanted over, being in pushed by the immense bodies that came ever closer. Suddenly, the palisade that guarded the village was pushed to the ground by a large claw.
The beasts had to be at least twenty feet each. There were three of them, taking the appearance of a tree demon with the body of a wolverine. Trees lined its back and head like a mane of shrubbery. Its skin was of bark, its tail a long root with thorns.
The demons drew their fangs hungrily at the village, their tails digging into the dirt. Koji, his father, and the rest of the village soldiers drew out their swords and the fight began.
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