I'm being stalked by reviewers! I didn't know my story was that good! Well, anyway, this story should be completed by mid Febuary, there are about three chapters left.
Girls ain't nothin' but trouble
Darkness. Pitch black as far as the eye could see, which wasn't very far to begin with. Sango mentally cursed herself for sensing a presence before, that and she had NO idea where her boomerang was.
'Screw my luck.'
She slowly stood up. She knew better than wandering around or making any sounds, especially when unarmed. Suddenly, she felt the presence of another being in the area. She froze, fully prepared to attack when she heard it's shallow breathing on her neck.
*WHAM!*
"Houshi-sama?! What are you doing here?"
"Sessha is very tired, that he is."
"Wrong anime, smart one," Sango replied flatly.
"Sango? What are you doing here?"
"I asked you the same question."
"Where are we anyway?"
"I think we're in some sort of demon's cavern," Sango replied, placing her hands on the wall, then pulling her hands back, traces of spider web on her finger, "spider demon's cavern. Do you have any light?"
"We don't need light, look." He pointed to the other end of the tunnel, were a trail of glowing stones that lined the long cave.
Later……….***********************************************************
They walked in silence. Awkward silence. 'I guess she's still mad at me.'
"So what were you doing out here so late?" Sango asked. He looked at her for a moment before responding. "Reexamining my life."
She looked up at him, a mildly surprised expression on her face. "And what have you realized thus far?"
"That my life sucks." Was his reply. "Besides defeating Naraku, what have I accomplished? I've spent my whole life chasing women for nothing…"
'Maybe I've gotten to him,' Sango thought. "what else?"
"That women are evil."
"What?"
"Do you how many times I've been smacked, chased, beaten, and mauled throughout my life? I wasn't born a ladies man you know."
"Like when?"
"Well…" Miroku began.
"I was talking to a young woman in bar one time, things seemed to be going well. She asked me if I liked her and I said, 'of course'. It never occurred to me that she was drunk, she sounded sober. She took my hand and dragged me out into the street. Then she started grabbing me and when I pushed her away, she got mad and… well…"
"Well…"
"She started yelling out, 'Rapist!' And 'Molester!' A group of men gathered and chased me right out of the village." He smiled when he heard her snicker. "And then there was this one time I came dreadfully close to someone actually bearing my child…"
Flashback…
She led him into her room. "Come on, it's this way," she said in a seductive voice. He followed, smiling like an idiot. She slid open the door to her room, where a single futon was lying on the floor.
She started kissing him passionately, until a voice was heard.
"YUMI! YUMI WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"Oh crap! You've got to get out of here!"
"Who is that?!"
"My husband!"
"Husband?! You said he was dead!"
"That was my FIRST husband!"
The door slid open, revealing a very LARGE man. His eyes glittered angrily at the now half-naked monk before him. "BOY I'M GONNA TEAR YOU'RE SKINNY ASS LIMB FROM LIMB!!!"
The monk looked around, the first thing catching his sight was the window on the other side of the room. Before he could realize that he had next to no clothes on, he jumped out the window…
Right into a blizzard.
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"That's not even the worst one…"
Flashback…
He kissed her passionately. Her skin was soft on his callused hands, his hands wondering, but she didn't seem to mind, she was touching him the same way.
"There you are!" A young man walked into the alleyway, looking seriously pissed, "I've been looking all over for you!" The young man grabbed the girl's hand, dragging her along.
"Excuse me, but do you know this woman?" Miroku asked.
"Of course I do!" The man replied, "HE'S my brother!"
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Sango was rolling on the floor by now. "Hey, it's not THAT funny!" Miroku said, but he was chuckling also.
"I-I can't believe you made out with *snicker* a transvestite!"
"Well, he looked really convincing!"
Suddenly, a rumbling was heard. "Miroku, was that you?"
"No, it wasn't me."
Another rumble was heard. Sango looked down at her hand. 'The ground… it's breaking…'
The ground collapsed underneath them, as both were sent falling into what seemed like a bottomless pit.
More falling…
Until next time!