Disclaimer: Nintendo and friends owe it. Not me.
But anyways...
One night, in the vast fields of Hyrule there appeared a Stalchild. After looking around, making sure it was safe to come out, it invited all its friends along.
The little group of stalchildren ran through the fields, dancing joyily--err. that's not a word is it? ahem..dancing merrily
They laughed, they played, they even sang. Nothing could go wrong. Everything was just dandy.
And the night went on. The Stalchildren had no worries.
Right until the big mean green monster appeared.
It came out of nowhere, taking them all by surprise.
The monster was strange. It's golden hair and blue eyes shone brightly
as it massacred the entire group of Stalchildren.
As the sun rose, the last remnants of the Stalchildren disappeared, never to be
seen again.
"Well that's that," Link said happily, dusting himself off. Then he got on
Epona and headed off for another adventure-filled day.