Discalimer:You know the drill. Nintendo and co. owe it. I don't. ^^
One fine morning, the Deku Scrubs gathered in a little hole somewhere within the Lost Woods. They were discussing recent sales. They did not look at all happy.
"Nobody wants to buy our products anymore," one said, motioning to several
items.
A Deku nut, Deku shield, Deku Stick, Deku baseball cap, Deku deodorant,
Deku bubblegum, and a few rolls of Deku toilet paper.
The Deku scrubs began to bicker amongst themselves. Until a clear voice
was heard.
"HA! I'm the number one salesman around here!" the little Deku Scrub laughed
out loud, it hands on his hips.
"I can sell all out items," he exclaimed.
He made his way towards the center of the group. And his name was Carl.
"Are you kidding me?! You can't sell all of this! Ever since that Link guy showed up, we can't sell anything"
"Fear not! My bald little friend. I, Carl, will take care of this Link dude. Just you watch."
Just then, a stranger appeared. The little Deku Scrubs gave a small squeak and disappeared.
Sure enough, it was Link.
Carl hid in his Deku Flower.
"I'll just get his attention" He began to throw Deku Nuts at Link. One bonked him on the head.
One slightly annoyed Link looked up and took out his shield. Meanwhile, Carl continued his barrage of nuts.
He was so busy throwing, he didn't notice the shield.
"Hey pal!" he yelled, "Have I got a deal for you!" He grinned, still throwing nuts.
"I'll sell ya some supersized Deku toilet paper for just---"
His words were cut off, when one of his own Deku nuts came hurtling back at him.
THONK!
Right on the head.'Dork!' Link thought and left, taking the toilet paper with him.
*Twitch twitch* was all Carl, the Deku Scrub salesman could do, as he lay on the ground in that little hole within the Lost Woods. End