Meanwhile, Mr. Simpson was humming an opera song as he turned on his laptop
computer to check his e-mail. He was, naturally, in his car. There was one
message--from Toby. It said:
From: Tobester@school.com
To: Snake@school.com
Hey Mr. Simpson! Its Toby...did you get the new anime computer game? I heard it's out by now I was thinking you'd probably have it. If you do, just bring it over
Snake put the laptop computer in the front seat next to him, revved up the gas, and shot off to the Kerwin household. (He had the game Toby wants in his glove compartment.)
But unfortunately for Snake, he conveniently forgot to read the END of the message. He forgot the part in the e-mail that said:
...tomorrow. I'm busy today. Bye!
Tobes
Rick, finished with both of Ashley's legs and pretty much everything under the belt, decided to start on her stomach. He started to take her belly button ring out, then changed his mind and ripped it out. Listening to the sickening noise as the silver ring ripped through her belly flesh was music to Rick's ears. He stared at the jiggly flesh that was Ashley's stomach, buried his face in it, and began chowing down.
Meanwhile, Snake was still driving his car to Ash's house to give Toby the anime game. He pulled into the driveway, and noticed that the front door was open. Thinking the worst--
Snake: (What if a wild pig broke into the house and is stealing the silver and the cheese?)
--he stepped into the house and braced himself for a wild pig attack. After looking into the two rooms in the front of the house and deciding that the pig must be upstairs, he picked up a sharp umbrella from the umbrella stand near the door and, brandishing the sharp point, began climbing the steps. He walked down the hallway in the upper portion of the house, and nearly vomited up the broccoli-and-bacon-bits avocado wrap he had for breakfast. Rick was kneeling on Ashley's bed, in the process of devouring Ashley's left breast. Everything under her ribs had been completely guzzled, and only scarlet-stained bones remained. Rick lifted his head up from Ashley's breast, and said, while spitting out chunks of fat,
Rick: It's not what it looks like!
Mr. Simpson didn't know what to do. Here was Ashley, Toby's older stepsister, with flesh left on only her chest and up, and Rick. Rick, who was just sitting there, finishing off Ashley's naked breast.
Snake: Rick, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Rick began to stand up. He put out his hand, as if to say "Stop".
Rick: Simpson. Just calm down, okay? What do you mean, what am I doing?
Rick had shamelessly chosen to play dumb, despite his previous statement. He hoped that Snake would think he was hallucinating.
Snake: *gags*
Mr. Simpson suddenly turned around and vomited into the garbage can near Ashley's door. He dropped the umbrella, and kept regurgitating his freaky- deaky avocado wrap into the can. Rick, taking advantage of Snake having his back turned, reached into his back pocket and pulled out a kitchen knife which has conveniently not slashed him or poked him in the back. He started lunging towards Snake....
...Who discreetly picks up the umbrella and prepared to attack Rick....
From: Tobester@school.com
To: Snake@school.com
Hey Mr. Simpson! Its Toby...did you get the new anime computer game? I heard it's out by now I was thinking you'd probably have it. If you do, just bring it over
Snake put the laptop computer in the front seat next to him, revved up the gas, and shot off to the Kerwin household. (He had the game Toby wants in his glove compartment.)
But unfortunately for Snake, he conveniently forgot to read the END of the message. He forgot the part in the e-mail that said:
...tomorrow. I'm busy today. Bye!
Tobes
Rick, finished with both of Ashley's legs and pretty much everything under the belt, decided to start on her stomach. He started to take her belly button ring out, then changed his mind and ripped it out. Listening to the sickening noise as the silver ring ripped through her belly flesh was music to Rick's ears. He stared at the jiggly flesh that was Ashley's stomach, buried his face in it, and began chowing down.
Meanwhile, Snake was still driving his car to Ash's house to give Toby the anime game. He pulled into the driveway, and noticed that the front door was open. Thinking the worst--
Snake: (What if a wild pig broke into the house and is stealing the silver and the cheese?)
--he stepped into the house and braced himself for a wild pig attack. After looking into the two rooms in the front of the house and deciding that the pig must be upstairs, he picked up a sharp umbrella from the umbrella stand near the door and, brandishing the sharp point, began climbing the steps. He walked down the hallway in the upper portion of the house, and nearly vomited up the broccoli-and-bacon-bits avocado wrap he had for breakfast. Rick was kneeling on Ashley's bed, in the process of devouring Ashley's left breast. Everything under her ribs had been completely guzzled, and only scarlet-stained bones remained. Rick lifted his head up from Ashley's breast, and said, while spitting out chunks of fat,
Rick: It's not what it looks like!
Mr. Simpson didn't know what to do. Here was Ashley, Toby's older stepsister, with flesh left on only her chest and up, and Rick. Rick, who was just sitting there, finishing off Ashley's naked breast.
Snake: Rick, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Rick began to stand up. He put out his hand, as if to say "Stop".
Rick: Simpson. Just calm down, okay? What do you mean, what am I doing?
Rick had shamelessly chosen to play dumb, despite his previous statement. He hoped that Snake would think he was hallucinating.
Snake: *gags*
Mr. Simpson suddenly turned around and vomited into the garbage can near Ashley's door. He dropped the umbrella, and kept regurgitating his freaky- deaky avocado wrap into the can. Rick, taking advantage of Snake having his back turned, reached into his back pocket and pulled out a kitchen knife which has conveniently not slashed him or poked him in the back. He started lunging towards Snake....
...Who discreetly picks up the umbrella and prepared to attack Rick....