~Disclaimer...I don't own Yugioh!! (begins chanting) I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh. I don't own Yugioh.

Pegasus: She's just upset because she had a hentai dream about me. ^___^

Nika: (throws a book at him) I was hallucinating, you baka!! (turns to readers) Let me explain. I've been sick for a few days now and yesterday I had a fever. Unfortunately, I was reading yugioh fics right before bed. And in this particular fic I was reading...well, let's just say Pegasus was an evil hentai and all the male cast members were fair game. And to make matters worse, I saw a Bakura/Pegasus picture a bit earlier. Well, IN MY FEVER, I had a horrible dream about Pegasus, Bakura and me. -____- And my fever isn't gone, so I can expect more strange dreams tonight. (whimper) Save me?

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Angel Eyes

Chapter Nine:

"Kisses for Everyone!!!" Well, not Bakura... -__-

Malik softly brushed his lips against hers in a gentle chaste kiss.

Pierce could feel her heart beating uncontrolably in her chest. With her head spinning the way it was she thought she would faint, or fly. It was really up to a coin toss.

Malik was fairing a litte better. He had been planning to do this for quite some time, he just never seemed to find the moment. Now that it was happening he felt happier than he had since he had seen her in the classroom two weeks ago. He felt like his entire world made since. *Forget world domination.* he thought to himself. *One kiss from her is worth the universe!*

"Ahem!" a voice came roughly from behind them.

Breaking apart, Malik spun around intent on killing whoever had interfered in their moment.

"I'm afraid we don't allow such displays of affection in school." the teacher said.

Pierce blushed bright red. She hadn't meant for that to happen and she certainly didn't intend for a teacher to see it! That was when she noticed Bakura was nowhere to be found. The classroom was completely empty save Malik, herself and an irate male teacher. And she was surprised to see Malik appoligizing for their behavior!

*Oh this won't do!* she thought.

Taking a step forward, she grabbed Malik by the shoulder and spun him around. Wasting no time, she put on hand on Malik's neck and pulled him down to her level. (A/N=I'm not sure how tall Malik is, but she's 5'6" and I doubt he's that short.) She captured his lips with her mouth again as his eyes flew open wide in surprise. She kissed him passionately, but quickly, and then let him go.

"See you next class." she whispered breathlessly before spinning on her heels and walking out of the classroom.

Both Malik and the teacher stared after her in dazed wonder. After a few moments of stunned silence, the teacher clapped Malik on the shoulder and said with a huge grin, "That...is a keeper!" Malik just nodded, still stunned but very much agreeing with the man.

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Walking down the hall, Pierce came upon Bakura leaning against some lockers. She was surprised not to see Ryou with him. Normally they were inseperable. *Unless Bakura's up to something.* she thought. *He would never involve his hikari in trouble. Now what's he got on his mind?*

Stopping beside him she said cautiously, "Bakura. What's up?"

He didn't look at her and instead found the floor supremely interesting. "I don't know what you mean." he stated monotonously.

Pierce just shook her head. She wasn't sure what had suddenly come over the freak, but she had a plan and needed someone as devious as her. Grabbing him by the upper arm she dragged him into a classroom and shut the door behind them. Flicking off the light to make the room look empty, she glanced around for any ears that would hear them.

Bakura couldn't hide his surprise. *What is this girl up to!?* he thought. *She just kissed Malik not once but twice! And now here she is dragging me into a darkened classroom!? What is going through her mind!?* (A/N=Newsflash! Bakura's a hentai AND a peeping tom!!) Wasn't he supposed to be the one chasing after her? *Honestly! It takes all the fun out of it if she jumps me!!* But he had a knack for turning things around. With her hand still on his arm and her holding him against the wall of the classroom, he leaned forward and said with a lecherous grin, "What's the matter? Find Malik lacking?"

It wasn't even a second before she had backhanded him across the cheek. "Don't talk about him like that!" she hissed, but still didn't let him go.

Bakura touched a hand to his face and said amusedly, "Y'know, if you keep doing that I may not stay as pretty as I am now."

He expected her to respond with either another hit or a witty comeback, but instead all she did was smile evily and say, "I know you like it. So don't even try that."

Finally she let him go and backed away from him. "I need a favor." she said simply. At Bakura's lewd smirk, she ammended her previous statement. "I need your help with something I'm planning."

"And why would I help you?"

Counting off on her fingers she said, "Three reasons. One: It's fun...meaning it will appeal to your twisted sense of humor. Two: There's money in it, but that's up to you. Three: I don't particularly agree with this reason and I may have to come after you if you abuse it but...you get to humiliate two people over and over."

Bakura grinned wildly and said, "I'm in!"

Pierce laughed in a way he had never heard her laugh...around him anyway. It seemed a lighthearted and genuine laugh. He had to admit, though he had liked that cruel smirk she had displayed earlier, her carefree laughter was pleasant as well.

"I thought you would be." she said while reaching into her oversized school bag. Pulling out a camcorder she handed it to him and said, "Just keep this trained on Kaiba at lunch. I want you to record everything that happens and afterwards return it to me. I'll make a copy and give it to you. What you do with your copy is your own perogative. And don't let anyone know you're taping it!" She shook her head and said distantly, "He'd kill me if he knew I put you up to this..."

"So," Bakura began hesitantly, "allies?" He held out his hand and expected Pierce either to refuse to touch him or at least think about it. But instead she grinned like a cat and promptly shook his hand.

"Allies!" she said, then added, "Temporarily." Releasing his hand she said, "I want it understood that I still can't stand you and I intend to make your life hell...after our alliance is over."

"Understood." Bakura said with a smirk. "Shall we seal it with a kiss?"

"Ugh!" Pierce threw up both hands in the air and stormed out of the room in a huff.

*I'll get you, my pretty!* Bakura thought, imitating a movie he had seen Ryou watching. (A/N=Can't you just see Ryou watching The Wizard of Oz!!?? Kawaii!! ^___^)

Yami? he heard Ryou ask through their connection. Where are you? Are you coming to lunch?

Looking down at the camcorder in his hand he replied, Oh yeah. I'm definitely not gonna miss lunch today!

~~~~~~~In the lunchroom...Bakura's already there camcorder in hand...^__^~~~~~~

*Well, here goes my reputation!* Seto Kaiba thought to himself as he pushed himself up from his table and scanned the lunchroom for a certain blonde. His eyes came to rest on Jounouchi who was sitting with Yami, Yuugi, Anzu, Honda, Ryou and.....Malik? *What's Malik doing there? And where is Bakura? Oh well.*

He strode confidently, well he looked confident anyway, across the room. As he passed by a table of girls he heard loud sighs and could feel their eyes on him. *Well, at least they'll probably leave me alone after THIS!*

He stopped directly behind Jounouchi, who happened to have a sucker in his mouth and was talking through it to Yuugi. The blonde boy fell silent as his friends all turned their gaze upwards to where Kaiba stood.

"Kaiba-kun?" Yuugi said questioningly.

Upon hearing who was standing behind him Jounouchi thought sarcastically, *Oh this is gonna be good.*

"Puppy." Kaiba said, causing Jounouchi to tilt his head up in his direction.

*Oh yeah.* Jounouchi thought once again. *From his expression this is gonna be REAL good!*

Seto stared down into his puppy's gorgeous brown eyes. *I can do this.* he told himself. He could feel the entire room's eyes on him, wondering if he was picking another fight with the group. *Well, it's now or never. And I choose now!*

Reaching down, he pulled the sucker out of Jounouchi's mouth and dropped it onto his forgotten lunch tray. Then he grabbed the blonde's arm, dipped his head down, and kissed him passionately!

Silence fell over the room as mouths fell open and eyes bulged out of their sockets! If you had tapped anyone of them in the back of the head, their eyes would have popped out and rolled across the floor.

Bakura chuckled silently from his hiding place, a video camera up to his eye. *She was right. This is great! And to think she set this up! I wonder how much I could get for this on E-bay... I can see the headlines! 'Seto Kaiba Kisses Schoolboy!' I wonder if I can get this on the nightly news...*

Malik watched stunned as the scene played out before him. At first Jounouchi was shocked, he could tell. But then he started to kiss Kaiba back and now it was a full-fledged tongue war! *By Ra!* he thought. *How did she manage to convince Kaiba to do THAT!?*

Finally both boys had to come up for air. After a few moments of deep breathing, Kaiba straightened up and stared the hundreds of pairs of eyes down.

"What!?" he demanded angrily. "Never seen a man kiss his koibito before!?"

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Bakura grinned proudly and closed the video camera with a click. *And that is that!*

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(A/N)I had much more for this chapter. Like six pages more! But I got stuck at a certain part and it wasn't ready for posting, so I cut it off here. Let's just say there'll be more kisses for "everyone" next chapter. Um, well, for the main characters anyway. Not like everyone in the world is gonna start kissing or anything... -__- =Anyone seen a brain lying around here!?= Even Bakura will get kisses next chapter! Now, if they're from Ryou or Pierce...I'm not saying! And whether or not they're consensual...well, let's just say I'm as sadistic as Bakura! ^-^

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Reviews are fun, but flames set houses on fire! I like glowing reviews! Bakura wants flames. -__- Preferably yaoi flames so he can track down the flamer and teach them what yaoi is all about...his own way! ^__^

Bakura: Damn it! There's not even any yaoi in this fic! It's shounen-ai!!!

Nika: Don't curse at me, you bastard!! (ties Bakura to a chair) Now stay put! I can't having you running off before I get a chance to have you raped in my Bishy Abduction fic!!

Bakura: O_o

Nika: ^____^ Yep! I really need to get back to work on that one! ^_^

Reine Keri: Kawaii! I like your new name! Yeah, I think she'd get along better with Bakura too. But I'm commited to the Malik/Pierce I planned on and people asked for. Maybe it'll end up Bakura/Pierce/Malik. Well, *cough* I'm planning on ending the fic with a lime anyway. Hee-hee-hee!!! Now you know who Joey likes!! ^__^ There's more Seto/Jou in the rest of the chapter...and Seto being evil to Pierce. But in a playful big-brother kind of way. I'm sorry!!! No more cliffhangers! I promise! (quietly) Until I feel like adding another one... ^__^

Rei Akita: YAY!!! (does chicken dance) Oops! (does happy dance instead, hoping no one saw) Mai's dead! Mai's dead! Arigatou!

Liviania: Hee-hee! She kissed Malik! Happy? Oh! Oh! You've almost got it! It wasn't the pharaoh though. Guess the person and you win a cookie! And a fic! ^__^ And thank you for saying she's not a Mary Sue. I didn't think so, but I wasn't sure. And besides...we all know Bakura isn't really falling for her. He's just a hentai...but saying anything else would give away the plot! ^__^ Thanks for reviewing!

SaSaMi7: KYA!! O_o Here!! Now you know what happens at lunch!! And thanks for reviewing! ^__^ Hey, haven't I seen a review from you before?? (wanders off looking confused)

Haru Kage: Wow! Thank you soooo much! Doumo Arigatou Gozaimashu!! I'll definitely check out your fics when I get a chance. Wow. No one's ever used my name in a review before. Weird. I've been called freak, moron, hentai and onee-san; but never my name! (grabs a knife and creeps up on Pegasus)

LoveLiesBleeding: *sniffle* Sorry, not much Malik this chapter. There was a Malik kiss though! This chapter and the next is centered more on Jou/Seto and Ryou/Bakura/Pierce. But the chapter after that will be Malik at home on a Saturday...with very little clothes...watching t.v...laying on the couch...in his boxers...*drool* That's enough to keep you waiting, ne?