~Disclaimer...I don't own Yugioh. (glare)
Nika: And now...I'd like to introduce you to my yami. I discovered her over the holidays...and she's scary. Her name is Alice. Don't make fun of her name. She doesn't like that. -__-
Alice: Heh-heh. Nika started out writing this chapter, but somewhere near the end I took over. (evil grin)
(Bakura walks in and sees Nika is yami, begins backing away slowly)
Alice: (begins twirling her gold handled knife with a sadistic grin) Hello, Baku-chan. Why don't we play a game?
Bakura: (flees the room with Alice on his heels) Oh RA!!! I think I liked sugar-high Nika better! Please let me survive this! RYOU!!!!!!! SAVE MEEE!!!!!
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Angel Eyes
Chapter Fifteen:
"Bakura Meets the Parents"
"I win!" Honda declared happily.
Pierce let out a heavy sigh and fell dramatically back on the couch.
"This is hopeless!" she said. "Nine times we've dueled and nine times I've lost!" Sitting up she looked at Yami and said, "I even lost in ONE TURN to you!"
"You just need more practice." Yuugi said helpfully. "Why don't I give you some tips?"
Pierce shook her head. "Nah. It's just not my game. Why don't we play something else?"
"That's fine." Yami acquiesced. "What do you want to play?"
Ever since Pierce had returned from upstairs she had been acting loud, brash and over-confident. In essence, normal. *That is one weird girl.* Yami thought to himself. *I wonder if she was like that before, when she was Amunet.*
"Ha!" Pierce exclaimed and stood up grinning. She pointed a finger at Yami and said, "I challange you to a game of Evil Zone!" (A/N=It's a fighting game for the playstation. I can't remember what it's called in Japan.)
Yami chuckled. "I accept." he said, returning her grin.
~~~Let's take a little detour to check up on the others, ne?~~~
~~~Seto's mansion~~~
Seto Kaiba kneeled on the bed looking crossly at his lover. Loud snores filled the room compliments of said blonde.
He poked Jounouch in the shoulder with a finger and whispered, "Hey, pup. Wake up."
The blonde didn't move and continued snoring loudly. Seto didn't really want to wake him up. He had promised that not only would he take the day off from work but that they would spend it curled up together in bed. One thing he hadn't counted on however was Jounouchi's knack for disrupting peaceful moments. And snoring certainly disrupted the dragon's sleep. So he poked him again, harder this time.
"Jounouchi, stop snoring." he demanded softly and continued to poke him.
This had the desired result, but in a most unpleasant way. Jounouchi sat bolt upright, slaming his head into Seto's chin and knocking him to the floor. In his sudden waking he cried out, "Remember the fish!" (A/N=Thank you Sara for making this my new war cry!)
As his eyes cleared Jounouchi looked around in confusion. It seemed the room was empty. But who had woken him?
"Seto?" he asked curiously.
A groan from the floor caught his attention and he looked down to see a bare-naked Seto laying unconscious on the floor with a huge bruise spreading across his lower face.
"Seto!" Jounouchi cried out and decended on him, checking him over serious injuries and finding none. He then begun trying to rouse him.
~~~Ryou and Bakura's~~~
"Yami?" Ryou asked as he tried on the strange clothes Bakura had bought for him. "Are you sure they go this way?" When he recieved no answer he looked over his shoulder at him. "Yami?"
Bakura was staring in half-controlled lust at his lighter half's behind which was currently stuffed into a pair of tight leather pants.
"Yeah." he breathed. "They look good."
Ryou rolled his eyes. "That's it!" he cried. "They're coming off now!"
Bakura grinned evily and said, "My thoughts exactly."
But before he could make his move Ryou held out his arm and said sternly, "Oh no! Not after what you tried to do! Eee!!" Just barely avoiding Bakura's grasping hands he ducked under an arm and dashed out of the room calling back, "She's my friend, yami! You're just gonna have to deal with the consequences of your actions!"
"Kuso!" Bakura cursed and plopped down on the edge of the bed to sulk. "She ruins all my fun!"
He stared into space for a few minutes before an evil smirk crossed his lips.
"Maybe I should pay her a visit?" he said with a sneaky look.
~~~back where we started...sorta~~~
"YES!!!" Pierce cried, leaping off the floor and beginning her victory dance. "I am the queen! I am UNBEATABLE!!! Feel my wrath!!"
Yami, Yuugi and Honda stared in slight fear at her antics as she danced across the room, grabbing Malik around the waist and spinning in circles with him.
"How can you be so lousy at duel monsters and beat us all at video games?" Honda asked.
Pierce stopped dancing and pointed to the cat ears adorning her head. "It's because of the SACRED NEKO EARS!!" she declared loudly. "Whenever I wear them I can't lose!"
"But you lost all your duels." Yuugi pointed out.
Pierce waved her hand dismissivly and said, "Ah, but I told you it's not my game." Then she raised her fist in victory as stars sparkled in her eyes. "Now video games! There's my forte!"
The phone rang and Malik gratefully went to answer it. Whenever his Angel played video games she tended to become a little...animated.
Picking up the reciever he asked, "What?"
On the end he heard a woman's voice say to someone else on her end, "Must be Malik. He was rude." Then she said into the phone, "Malik, is my daughter there? What am I saying? Of course she's there. You two are never apart. Put her on please."
Malik groaned but set the phone down on the table. Walking back into the living room he found Pierce in a heated debate with Honda on whether or not using finishing moves as regular moves is illegal. (A/N=I've had this very debate with some of my friends.)
"Angel." he said, and when she looked at him he continued, "Phone. It's your mother."
Her eyes widened in shock. "What?" she asked incredulously. "Why would she be calling? Surely she doesn't want me to move back in?"
Malik shrugged. "I don't know. You'll have to ask her. You want me to stand beside you? I really don't think Isis would want her phone destroyed."
She just shook her head and went into the kitchen, still in minor shock.
Malik heaved a sigh and sat down on the couch. The others looked at him in confusion.
"What's the problem?" Yami asked.
Out of habit Malik replied, "None of your buisness, pharaoh."
However this time Yami didn't respond. Malik was right. The relationship between the girl and her parents really wasn't his buisness. So he remained silent as they all four listened for any hint of anger from the direction of the kitchen.
~~~kitchen~~~
Pierce picked up the phone. "Mushi mushi." she said into the reciever.
"Angelica." a woman's voice echoed back.
Pierce rolled her eyes. Yep, it was definately her mother. She would have corrected her on her choice of names, but for the tone in her mother's voice. She sounded scared.
"What is it, Atsuko?" she asked tenitively.
"Angelica," he mother answered back softly, "How many boyfriends do you have?"
"WHAT!?" Pierce cried. "ONE!! Why would you think I would have more than one!?"
Her mother's voiced sounded almost paniced as she said, "Please don't get upset! It's just...there's a boy here claiming to be your lover. I didn't tell him you live with Malik because...well, he would know that if you really were seeing him right?" Pierce remained quiet as it seemed her mother wasn't finished. "He said he wants to see you, but...I don't know what to tell him. I lied to him and told him you weren't here right now but would be back soon. I left him in the living room and came to call you. Angelica...he's scary. What should I do?"
Normally she would have told her mother to hang up and call the police. But something made her think that course wouldn't be the best.
"Atsuko?" she asked. "What does he look like? Is he wearing anything around his neck?"
There was a pregnant pause before her mother said, "He has silverish hair...and he has this big gold circle thing."
"Bakura." Pierce growled.
"You know him?" the frightened woman questioned.
"Yes." Pierce replied, now dead serious. "Mother, listen to me. Is father there?"
That got her attention. She never called her parents by anything but their names. "No." she responded. "He's at work today."
"Okay." Pierce said. "I want you to go upstairs and get dressed as if you were going to work. Come back downstairs and tell him you have to go to the club for a VIP banquet. Tell him he's welcome to wait there until I return. Then get out. Understand?" There was a silence before Pierce rolled her eyes. "Atsuko, I can't here you if you shake your head."
A soft but quick "Yes." came from the phone.
"Good. And don't let on that anything's amiss. You were an actress, use that to your advantage."
Pierce hung up the phone with a feral growl. She may not get along with her parents, but they WERE her parents! And like hell was Bakura going to harm them!
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(A/N) Hello. I'm back! With a friend! -__- Okay, with a yami...who scares the crap out of everyone she meets...including me...and Bakura...and Pegasus. But thanks to Alice I now have a direction in my fic. Let's see if I can get there, ne?
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Reviews have created a psychotic yami. Okay...they didn't. -_- But I refuse to take responsiblity for her actions!
Reine-chan: Why thank you! I hadn't even considered a sequel! I may do just that! And don't worry Ryou. I love to write.^^
PCU:Awww! I gotta find me some clips like that! They'd go good with Alice's wardrobe! Heh-heh. Gee, I wonder how long Malik and Pierce have been living together... And how often they're home alone...with no future-seeing sister to interupt them... ^__^
lilhillbillie: Poor Miroku. You'll have to take him to visit the cast of Baywatch sometime. That's a good idea you got there! I may just use it! But after the next two chapters, if things go the way I've planned, they will no longer have any questions about their pasts. Next two chapters are gonna be kinda dark...thanks to Alice. Blame her. But I guarentee! Bakura WILL dress in drag and do the hula! ^__^ And the mysterious card? (evil Alice grin) Wouldn't you like to know. ^^
Rei Akita: Kay! Here it is! And I'm already working on the NEXT chapter! Ooohhhh... (perverted grin) Such ideas you've put in my head! I believe Bakura is just immodest enought to actually TAKE the dress off!! In PUBLIC!!! ^__^ Thanks for the imput my friend. It's much apprecieated. ^^
bluefuzzyelf: Lol Yeah, I thought you might need some info on me! Oh! Oh! Can I be an Agent instead of a Detective!? Sounds much cooler! S'kay if not! Thanks for the review, Hakura-chan!
Liviania: Heh-heh. I think there's a lot of sufferers of Rabid Fangirl Syndrome reading this fic. But I don't think we suffer too much! Bollocks!! You caught me! Yep! I took the "dress in drag and do the hula" from the Lion King. But it's a good visual for Bakura, ne?
Maylia Intusha: O_O "purty matches"? You got those too!? (take out hers and sets Pegasus' new house ablaze, dances around it psychotically) Burn! Burn! Y'know, I think I'd run around in circles screaming like a girl if I was on fire too. [Bakura: You ARE a girl, baka. (Alice follows Maylia's example and sets Bakura aflame) [Bakura: -_- (tries to look cool) ....... O_O AHHHH!!!! (runs around in circles screaming like a girl) [Alice: ^^ Yep! I think he's the hikari too! Especially considering I found THESE (holds up chains and shackles) in Ryou's room! [Bakura: (stops long enough to snatch chains away) Those are MINE thank you! (goes back to running in circles and screaming like a girl)
Haru-chan: o.O Barbie dolls! .....weird.... I promise! I'm gonna read your new fics! I've just been busy! (Alice takes over) No, I haven't. I've been slacking off and playing the video games I got for christmas. "Go Vegeta!! Beat the crap out of that goody-goody Goku!!" *cough* Yeah. That's one of them.
Nika: And now...I'd like to introduce you to my yami. I discovered her over the holidays...and she's scary. Her name is Alice. Don't make fun of her name. She doesn't like that. -__-
Alice: Heh-heh. Nika started out writing this chapter, but somewhere near the end I took over. (evil grin)
(Bakura walks in and sees Nika is yami, begins backing away slowly)
Alice: (begins twirling her gold handled knife with a sadistic grin) Hello, Baku-chan. Why don't we play a game?
Bakura: (flees the room with Alice on his heels) Oh RA!!! I think I liked sugar-high Nika better! Please let me survive this! RYOU!!!!!!! SAVE MEEE!!!!!
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Angel Eyes
Chapter Fifteen:
"Bakura Meets the Parents"
"I win!" Honda declared happily.
Pierce let out a heavy sigh and fell dramatically back on the couch.
"This is hopeless!" she said. "Nine times we've dueled and nine times I've lost!" Sitting up she looked at Yami and said, "I even lost in ONE TURN to you!"
"You just need more practice." Yuugi said helpfully. "Why don't I give you some tips?"
Pierce shook her head. "Nah. It's just not my game. Why don't we play something else?"
"That's fine." Yami acquiesced. "What do you want to play?"
Ever since Pierce had returned from upstairs she had been acting loud, brash and over-confident. In essence, normal. *That is one weird girl.* Yami thought to himself. *I wonder if she was like that before, when she was Amunet.*
"Ha!" Pierce exclaimed and stood up grinning. She pointed a finger at Yami and said, "I challange you to a game of Evil Zone!" (A/N=It's a fighting game for the playstation. I can't remember what it's called in Japan.)
Yami chuckled. "I accept." he said, returning her grin.
~~~Let's take a little detour to check up on the others, ne?~~~
~~~Seto's mansion~~~
Seto Kaiba kneeled on the bed looking crossly at his lover. Loud snores filled the room compliments of said blonde.
He poked Jounouch in the shoulder with a finger and whispered, "Hey, pup. Wake up."
The blonde didn't move and continued snoring loudly. Seto didn't really want to wake him up. He had promised that not only would he take the day off from work but that they would spend it curled up together in bed. One thing he hadn't counted on however was Jounouchi's knack for disrupting peaceful moments. And snoring certainly disrupted the dragon's sleep. So he poked him again, harder this time.
"Jounouchi, stop snoring." he demanded softly and continued to poke him.
This had the desired result, but in a most unpleasant way. Jounouchi sat bolt upright, slaming his head into Seto's chin and knocking him to the floor. In his sudden waking he cried out, "Remember the fish!" (A/N=Thank you Sara for making this my new war cry!)
As his eyes cleared Jounouchi looked around in confusion. It seemed the room was empty. But who had woken him?
"Seto?" he asked curiously.
A groan from the floor caught his attention and he looked down to see a bare-naked Seto laying unconscious on the floor with a huge bruise spreading across his lower face.
"Seto!" Jounouchi cried out and decended on him, checking him over serious injuries and finding none. He then begun trying to rouse him.
~~~Ryou and Bakura's~~~
"Yami?" Ryou asked as he tried on the strange clothes Bakura had bought for him. "Are you sure they go this way?" When he recieved no answer he looked over his shoulder at him. "Yami?"
Bakura was staring in half-controlled lust at his lighter half's behind which was currently stuffed into a pair of tight leather pants.
"Yeah." he breathed. "They look good."
Ryou rolled his eyes. "That's it!" he cried. "They're coming off now!"
Bakura grinned evily and said, "My thoughts exactly."
But before he could make his move Ryou held out his arm and said sternly, "Oh no! Not after what you tried to do! Eee!!" Just barely avoiding Bakura's grasping hands he ducked under an arm and dashed out of the room calling back, "She's my friend, yami! You're just gonna have to deal with the consequences of your actions!"
"Kuso!" Bakura cursed and plopped down on the edge of the bed to sulk. "She ruins all my fun!"
He stared into space for a few minutes before an evil smirk crossed his lips.
"Maybe I should pay her a visit?" he said with a sneaky look.
~~~back where we started...sorta~~~
"YES!!!" Pierce cried, leaping off the floor and beginning her victory dance. "I am the queen! I am UNBEATABLE!!! Feel my wrath!!"
Yami, Yuugi and Honda stared in slight fear at her antics as she danced across the room, grabbing Malik around the waist and spinning in circles with him.
"How can you be so lousy at duel monsters and beat us all at video games?" Honda asked.
Pierce stopped dancing and pointed to the cat ears adorning her head. "It's because of the SACRED NEKO EARS!!" she declared loudly. "Whenever I wear them I can't lose!"
"But you lost all your duels." Yuugi pointed out.
Pierce waved her hand dismissivly and said, "Ah, but I told you it's not my game." Then she raised her fist in victory as stars sparkled in her eyes. "Now video games! There's my forte!"
The phone rang and Malik gratefully went to answer it. Whenever his Angel played video games she tended to become a little...animated.
Picking up the reciever he asked, "What?"
On the end he heard a woman's voice say to someone else on her end, "Must be Malik. He was rude." Then she said into the phone, "Malik, is my daughter there? What am I saying? Of course she's there. You two are never apart. Put her on please."
Malik groaned but set the phone down on the table. Walking back into the living room he found Pierce in a heated debate with Honda on whether or not using finishing moves as regular moves is illegal. (A/N=I've had this very debate with some of my friends.)
"Angel." he said, and when she looked at him he continued, "Phone. It's your mother."
Her eyes widened in shock. "What?" she asked incredulously. "Why would she be calling? Surely she doesn't want me to move back in?"
Malik shrugged. "I don't know. You'll have to ask her. You want me to stand beside you? I really don't think Isis would want her phone destroyed."
She just shook her head and went into the kitchen, still in minor shock.
Malik heaved a sigh and sat down on the couch. The others looked at him in confusion.
"What's the problem?" Yami asked.
Out of habit Malik replied, "None of your buisness, pharaoh."
However this time Yami didn't respond. Malik was right. The relationship between the girl and her parents really wasn't his buisness. So he remained silent as they all four listened for any hint of anger from the direction of the kitchen.
~~~kitchen~~~
Pierce picked up the phone. "Mushi mushi." she said into the reciever.
"Angelica." a woman's voice echoed back.
Pierce rolled her eyes. Yep, it was definately her mother. She would have corrected her on her choice of names, but for the tone in her mother's voice. She sounded scared.
"What is it, Atsuko?" she asked tenitively.
"Angelica," he mother answered back softly, "How many boyfriends do you have?"
"WHAT!?" Pierce cried. "ONE!! Why would you think I would have more than one!?"
Her mother's voiced sounded almost paniced as she said, "Please don't get upset! It's just...there's a boy here claiming to be your lover. I didn't tell him you live with Malik because...well, he would know that if you really were seeing him right?" Pierce remained quiet as it seemed her mother wasn't finished. "He said he wants to see you, but...I don't know what to tell him. I lied to him and told him you weren't here right now but would be back soon. I left him in the living room and came to call you. Angelica...he's scary. What should I do?"
Normally she would have told her mother to hang up and call the police. But something made her think that course wouldn't be the best.
"Atsuko?" she asked. "What does he look like? Is he wearing anything around his neck?"
There was a pregnant pause before her mother said, "He has silverish hair...and he has this big gold circle thing."
"Bakura." Pierce growled.
"You know him?" the frightened woman questioned.
"Yes." Pierce replied, now dead serious. "Mother, listen to me. Is father there?"
That got her attention. She never called her parents by anything but their names. "No." she responded. "He's at work today."
"Okay." Pierce said. "I want you to go upstairs and get dressed as if you were going to work. Come back downstairs and tell him you have to go to the club for a VIP banquet. Tell him he's welcome to wait there until I return. Then get out. Understand?" There was a silence before Pierce rolled her eyes. "Atsuko, I can't here you if you shake your head."
A soft but quick "Yes." came from the phone.
"Good. And don't let on that anything's amiss. You were an actress, use that to your advantage."
Pierce hung up the phone with a feral growl. She may not get along with her parents, but they WERE her parents! And like hell was Bakura going to harm them!
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(A/N) Hello. I'm back! With a friend! -__- Okay, with a yami...who scares the crap out of everyone she meets...including me...and Bakura...and Pegasus. But thanks to Alice I now have a direction in my fic. Let's see if I can get there, ne?
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Reviews have created a psychotic yami. Okay...they didn't. -_- But I refuse to take responsiblity for her actions!
Reine-chan: Why thank you! I hadn't even considered a sequel! I may do just that! And don't worry Ryou. I love to write.^^
PCU:Awww! I gotta find me some clips like that! They'd go good with Alice's wardrobe! Heh-heh. Gee, I wonder how long Malik and Pierce have been living together... And how often they're home alone...with no future-seeing sister to interupt them... ^__^
lilhillbillie: Poor Miroku. You'll have to take him to visit the cast of Baywatch sometime. That's a good idea you got there! I may just use it! But after the next two chapters, if things go the way I've planned, they will no longer have any questions about their pasts. Next two chapters are gonna be kinda dark...thanks to Alice. Blame her. But I guarentee! Bakura WILL dress in drag and do the hula! ^__^ And the mysterious card? (evil Alice grin) Wouldn't you like to know. ^^
Rei Akita: Kay! Here it is! And I'm already working on the NEXT chapter! Ooohhhh... (perverted grin) Such ideas you've put in my head! I believe Bakura is just immodest enought to actually TAKE the dress off!! In PUBLIC!!! ^__^ Thanks for the imput my friend. It's much apprecieated. ^^
bluefuzzyelf: Lol Yeah, I thought you might need some info on me! Oh! Oh! Can I be an Agent instead of a Detective!? Sounds much cooler! S'kay if not! Thanks for the review, Hakura-chan!
Liviania: Heh-heh. I think there's a lot of sufferers of Rabid Fangirl Syndrome reading this fic. But I don't think we suffer too much! Bollocks!! You caught me! Yep! I took the "dress in drag and do the hula" from the Lion King. But it's a good visual for Bakura, ne?
Maylia Intusha: O_O "purty matches"? You got those too!? (take out hers and sets Pegasus' new house ablaze, dances around it psychotically) Burn! Burn! Y'know, I think I'd run around in circles screaming like a girl if I was on fire too. [Bakura: You ARE a girl, baka. (Alice follows Maylia's example and sets Bakura aflame) [Bakura: -_- (tries to look cool) ....... O_O AHHHH!!!! (runs around in circles screaming like a girl) [Alice: ^^ Yep! I think he's the hikari too! Especially considering I found THESE (holds up chains and shackles) in Ryou's room! [Bakura: (stops long enough to snatch chains away) Those are MINE thank you! (goes back to running in circles and screaming like a girl)
Haru-chan: o.O Barbie dolls! .....weird.... I promise! I'm gonna read your new fics! I've just been busy! (Alice takes over) No, I haven't. I've been slacking off and playing the video games I got for christmas. "Go Vegeta!! Beat the crap out of that goody-goody Goku!!" *cough* Yeah. That's one of them.