Hello. Not much to say here, but R+R. I don't own Sonic the Hedgehog, any
of it's characters, or Lord of the Rings.
CURRENT CHARACTER LIST:
Sonic—Frodo
Shadow—Gandalf
Tails—Sam
Cream—Merry
Charmy—Pippin
Whaccacanaca (or whatever his name is)—Elrond
Tikal—Arwen
Knuckles—Legolas
Vector--Gimmli
Big—Boromir
Espio--Aragorn
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Suddenly, Sonic heard a horse and buggy being drawn through the roads of the Shell Station. 'Shadow?' he thought. He ran down the hill and saw; you guessed it, Bill Gates. No, just kidding, it was Shadow.
Sonic jumped down onto Shadow, knocking him off the cart, and causing the hidden nuclear bombs in it to explode, eradicating everything nearby. "Um... Shadow... why did you have nuclear bombs in your cart?"
"Um... no reason..."
Sonic put his hands on his hips. "You're late."
"Do you have any idea how stupid you look?"
"But anyway, it's so good to see you, Shadow!"
"I would say the same if you hadn't just destroyed my cart and killed my horses."
"Shadow, you're just in time for Bumbo's birthday party!"
"But you just said I was late..."
"Shut up..."
At Bumbo's house
Shadow walked up to the door and knocked. "Go away," said Bumbo's voice from inside. "I don't like salesman, surveyors, census-takers or walking rabid potatoes."
"But what about old friends who were supposed to have just died but Sonic Team brought them back anyway, creating a huge plothole that everyone would quarrel about until the end of time?"
"No, I don't like them either. Their title is too long." Shadow rammed down the door. "Too bad!" he yelled. "I have to talk to you about a shiny thing that's really important."
But Bumbo wasn't paying attention to Shadow. He was too busy running around in circles, screaming, "Go away! It wasn't my fault! Bob made me do it! Don't send me to the asylum!" Then he noticed Shadow. "Take this!" Bumbo yelled. He then threw a noodle at Shadow.
"Shut up you idiot! You have the Master Emerald which is very powerful and Eggman wants it and he is sending nine thingymajigers after you and you need to leave the Emerald here and not try to smuggle it out in your pocket and when you go leave everything to Sonic the freak with the mental issues that you stole it from told Eggman about you so go away and I can't believe that this was all one sentence."
"Okay," Bumbo said. "Wait a minute... are you sure that you're not a walking rabid potato?"
At Bumbo's birthday party
Everyone was having a grand old time. Shadow was shooting off fireworks. But suddenly, an unexpected firework came, blowing up Shadow's tent. Cream and Charmy walked over, with charred faces. Shadow said, "You are idiots!" and threw fireworks at them.
Bumbo walked up and spoke to everyone. "I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half of the square root of pi to the thirteenth power. Well, tah-tah."
Bumbo disappeared from view. But no one cared, because his name was stupid.
A long time later
"I love you," said Sonic, looking into a mirror. Suddenly, Shadow burst in. "Where is it?" he demanded. "I didn't take the pineapple!" Sonic yelled. "They framed me!"
"No, the Emerald, you ninnyhammer!"
"Shadow!" Sonic yelled. "You aren't supposed to say that name, Tails is!"
"Oh well." Shadow looked right in front of his face, and saw the Master Emerald stuck to the wall. There was a huge neon light in front of it saying, 'This is the Master Emerald.'
"Great hiding place, eh?" said Sonic smugly.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," replied Shadow. "Anyway, there is this mental case called Eggman way out east who wants the Emerald. He created it, and if he gets it, he will take over the world. I want you to go to Brie, and go to the Inn of the Parading Primates. Tails will go with you because he is outside right now, eavesdropping on us."
"No I'm not," said a voice from outside.
Shadow snatched the ring from Sonic, and threw it in the fire. Sonic screamed, "Noooo!" and reached into the fire for it. When he saw it, he saw a giant flaming meatball atop a pink tower. He saw an ugly fat bald guy. When he came back to reality, he realized that his hand was flaming. So he switched the white-hot Emerald to his other hand, and started sucking on the burned one.
Then his mouth started burning. So Shadow dumped a bucket of water on him. "Anyway," said Shadow, slightly annoyed. "What do you see?"
"I see a window."
"What else do you see?"
"I see someone beautiful."
Shadow realized that Sonic was looking into a mirror. He smacked his head. "No, look at the Emerald, you moron."
"I see some red things."
"Yeah. They say, 'One Emerald to be really shiny, one Emerald to be the cause of incredibly boring treasure-hunting stages in the Sonic Adventure games. One Emerald to do the ultimate Chaos Control, and one Emerald to do something else.'
"So head for Brie right now, and bring Tails."
So Sonic and Tails set off for a very exciting, humorous adventure.
CURRENT CHARACTER LIST:
Sonic—Frodo
Shadow—Gandalf
Tails—Sam
Cream—Merry
Charmy—Pippin
Whaccacanaca (or whatever his name is)—Elrond
Tikal—Arwen
Knuckles—Legolas
Vector--Gimmli
Big—Boromir
Espio--Aragorn
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Suddenly, Sonic heard a horse and buggy being drawn through the roads of the Shell Station. 'Shadow?' he thought. He ran down the hill and saw; you guessed it, Bill Gates. No, just kidding, it was Shadow.
Sonic jumped down onto Shadow, knocking him off the cart, and causing the hidden nuclear bombs in it to explode, eradicating everything nearby. "Um... Shadow... why did you have nuclear bombs in your cart?"
"Um... no reason..."
Sonic put his hands on his hips. "You're late."
"Do you have any idea how stupid you look?"
"But anyway, it's so good to see you, Shadow!"
"I would say the same if you hadn't just destroyed my cart and killed my horses."
"Shadow, you're just in time for Bumbo's birthday party!"
"But you just said I was late..."
"Shut up..."
At Bumbo's house
Shadow walked up to the door and knocked. "Go away," said Bumbo's voice from inside. "I don't like salesman, surveyors, census-takers or walking rabid potatoes."
"But what about old friends who were supposed to have just died but Sonic Team brought them back anyway, creating a huge plothole that everyone would quarrel about until the end of time?"
"No, I don't like them either. Their title is too long." Shadow rammed down the door. "Too bad!" he yelled. "I have to talk to you about a shiny thing that's really important."
But Bumbo wasn't paying attention to Shadow. He was too busy running around in circles, screaming, "Go away! It wasn't my fault! Bob made me do it! Don't send me to the asylum!" Then he noticed Shadow. "Take this!" Bumbo yelled. He then threw a noodle at Shadow.
"Shut up you idiot! You have the Master Emerald which is very powerful and Eggman wants it and he is sending nine thingymajigers after you and you need to leave the Emerald here and not try to smuggle it out in your pocket and when you go leave everything to Sonic the freak with the mental issues that you stole it from told Eggman about you so go away and I can't believe that this was all one sentence."
"Okay," Bumbo said. "Wait a minute... are you sure that you're not a walking rabid potato?"
At Bumbo's birthday party
Everyone was having a grand old time. Shadow was shooting off fireworks. But suddenly, an unexpected firework came, blowing up Shadow's tent. Cream and Charmy walked over, with charred faces. Shadow said, "You are idiots!" and threw fireworks at them.
Bumbo walked up and spoke to everyone. "I know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half of the square root of pi to the thirteenth power. Well, tah-tah."
Bumbo disappeared from view. But no one cared, because his name was stupid.
A long time later
"I love you," said Sonic, looking into a mirror. Suddenly, Shadow burst in. "Where is it?" he demanded. "I didn't take the pineapple!" Sonic yelled. "They framed me!"
"No, the Emerald, you ninnyhammer!"
"Shadow!" Sonic yelled. "You aren't supposed to say that name, Tails is!"
"Oh well." Shadow looked right in front of his face, and saw the Master Emerald stuck to the wall. There was a huge neon light in front of it saying, 'This is the Master Emerald.'
"Great hiding place, eh?" said Sonic smugly.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," replied Shadow. "Anyway, there is this mental case called Eggman way out east who wants the Emerald. He created it, and if he gets it, he will take over the world. I want you to go to Brie, and go to the Inn of the Parading Primates. Tails will go with you because he is outside right now, eavesdropping on us."
"No I'm not," said a voice from outside.
Shadow snatched the ring from Sonic, and threw it in the fire. Sonic screamed, "Noooo!" and reached into the fire for it. When he saw it, he saw a giant flaming meatball atop a pink tower. He saw an ugly fat bald guy. When he came back to reality, he realized that his hand was flaming. So he switched the white-hot Emerald to his other hand, and started sucking on the burned one.
Then his mouth started burning. So Shadow dumped a bucket of water on him. "Anyway," said Shadow, slightly annoyed. "What do you see?"
"I see a window."
"What else do you see?"
"I see someone beautiful."
Shadow realized that Sonic was looking into a mirror. He smacked his head. "No, look at the Emerald, you moron."
"I see some red things."
"Yeah. They say, 'One Emerald to be really shiny, one Emerald to be the cause of incredibly boring treasure-hunting stages in the Sonic Adventure games. One Emerald to do the ultimate Chaos Control, and one Emerald to do something else.'
"So head for Brie right now, and bring Tails."
So Sonic and Tails set off for a very exciting, humorous adventure.