Hi! Sugar here, writing the first chapter since Cinnamon is too lazy. Yes, lazy, you heard me baka.. Just kidding. =p
Disclaimer: I/We do not own The Matrix. Um. Yeah.
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Neo passes many faces on the street. All the same, round, perfect eyes with a symmetrical body. He doesn't bother to question how, or even why every face he passed seemed as though he was looking into a mirror. He let out a yelp as he bumped into someone, jumping right outta his pants. Yeah, literally. Trinity stares at him, eyes icy cold. "God dammit Neo, I can't believe you!"
Neo looksdown, ashamed. He had hoped walking with people that looked exactly like him would set her off, but apparently not. "How did you find me in this crowd?" he asks her, dumbfounded. She sighs, her eyes rolling up to the sky. "Well, why don't you try to find me in a crowd where everyone has bright pink feathery jumpsuits on and I'm wearing leather pants? Not to mention MY leather pants."
He blushes, glancing to the discarded pants. "It's not like you ever wear them.." Trinity stares at him. "Are you kidding me? I wear them every Tuesday and Friday! Don't you think I would know? I wear the same outfit every day. But noo, someone had to take my pants on a Tuesday, so look what I'm wearing." Neo indeed looks, and lets out somewhat of a snort. There was Trinity- black shirt, leather jacket.. and jean shorts. Not just any jean shorts, short shorts. So short, the shorts looked like a belt. A weird belt. Any person who wasn't Neo would find the sight quite disturbing, but seeing as Neo takes off whatever she wears anyway.. *AHEM* Neo shrugs slowly. "I don't see nothing wrong with shorts.. Especially those." Trinity rolls her eyes, turning her back to him and leaning down. Neo's eyes widened, his jaw dropping to the ground. By this time, Neo Clone #563 and Neo Clone #102 were there too, staring at Trinity. Neo unfortunately has to brutally murder them, even though she is technically their woman too, but whatever.
Neo grabbed the pants, handing them to her. "Fine, take them." He crosses his arms, starting to turn red. He had just realized he was standing there in just his boxer shorts, and Neo Clone #321 was beginning to stare at him. Perhaps they all looked alike, but Neo wasn't able to give everyone the same personality. The clone walked up to him seductively, a lollypop somehow appearing in the clone's mouth.. hm.. Neo Clone #321 runs his tongue over the circular object, winking slyly at Neo. "So.. Do you.. work out?" Trinity lets out a snort, shaking her head. "Well Neo, looks like you've found yourself another fangirl.. Or are you starting a new club? Neo, is there something you need to tell me?" She crosses her arms, the smile playing across her lips filled with humor. Neo glares at her, taking a menacing step towards her and stepping right into a hole filled with..
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Muahaha! I am evil, yes, thank you. You better have liked the first chapter, because it took like a whole half hour. Yeah.. So.. Hmmph. R/R Dammit.