One person reviewed this, but wut the heck. To that person..THANK YOU I LUV
YOU!
Arfea: A signed picture of Legolas? Ok then. Please allow 4-6 centuries for delivery. And thank you for reviewing you were my first reviewer! (
Now, Gimli, writing to his relatives in Moria, notably Gloin.
To: Gloin
From: Gimli
Dear Father,
If I have my way we may go through the Mines of Moria. There's an ELF with us though. Can you believe it? An ELF! He was showing off today, about how HE knew that those pretty birdies were crebain from dunland, etc etc. I hate elves. Make him go away, daddy!
Love, Gimli
To: Gimli
From: Gloin
RETURNED TO SENDER. THIS PARTY IS NO LONGER RESIDENT AT THIS ADDRESS.
PT, Gimli: Address? It wasn't addressed!
To: Gloin
From: Gimli
Dear Father,
Why didn't you answer my last letter? Anyway, we're on top of Caradhras and that meanie elf is prancing about on top of the snow why we struggle beneath it. He's being MEAN to me daddy! (all that was here was stick figure pictures of an elf dying at the hand of a bodiless axe
)
Love, Gimli
PT, Gimli: That'll show the meanie elf!
PT, Gloin: BALROG! SHIT! RUN, GLOIN RUN! Come on, you can do it..remember that talk you had with your dieting counselor? Well, if you had LISTENED, you would'nt BE in this position right now! Yes, well, Balin had a party and I just HAD to have some cake, and- I don't care. No sweets. That was the rule. And now-a @#$%^&* *&^%$$# BALROG is chasing me! Shut up!
Apparently, Gloin has a split personality.
To: Gimli
From: Gloin
DUDE, DWARF, HE'S NOT HERE, STOP SENDING LETTERS! SIGNED, ORCS POSTAL SERVICE, VERY LIMITED
Gimli got very annoyed at this.
To: Gloin From: Gimli
Dear Father,
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY LETTERS? All I get is rude return to senders from the orcs. We're coming to visit soon and all! (the rest of the letter was smudged and unreadable because he was crying, because, once again, Legolas was being mean to him, although, while he was crying, I was thinking 'I hear the little voice inside my mind..it's singing, 'Go Legolas! Go Legolas!' sorry. inside joke and all)
Love, Gimli
PT, Gimli: Why sniffs won't daddy sob write to me?
The next day, the Fellowship entered the Mines of Moria. You can guess what happened then.
PT, Gimli: NOOOOOO! DADDY!!!!!!!!
Gimli: (out loud) This my friends is the home of my cousin Balin. And they call it a mine. A MINE! (while thinking, 'i'm sorry I never washed your feet Daddy! I'll do it straight away when I find you!)
Even if this TOTALLY sucked which I have it did, PLEASE review me anyhow! See that little button? All you have to do is push it. (
Arfea: A signed picture of Legolas? Ok then. Please allow 4-6 centuries for delivery. And thank you for reviewing you were my first reviewer! (
Now, Gimli, writing to his relatives in Moria, notably Gloin.
To: Gloin
From: Gimli
Dear Father,
If I have my way we may go through the Mines of Moria. There's an ELF with us though. Can you believe it? An ELF! He was showing off today, about how HE knew that those pretty birdies were crebain from dunland, etc etc. I hate elves. Make him go away, daddy!
Love, Gimli
To: Gimli
From: Gloin
RETURNED TO SENDER. THIS PARTY IS NO LONGER RESIDENT AT THIS ADDRESS.
PT, Gimli: Address? It wasn't addressed!
To: Gloin
From: Gimli
Dear Father,
Why didn't you answer my last letter? Anyway, we're on top of Caradhras and that meanie elf is prancing about on top of the snow why we struggle beneath it. He's being MEAN to me daddy! (all that was here was stick figure pictures of an elf dying at the hand of a bodiless axe
)
Love, Gimli
PT, Gimli: That'll show the meanie elf!
PT, Gloin: BALROG! SHIT! RUN, GLOIN RUN! Come on, you can do it..remember that talk you had with your dieting counselor? Well, if you had LISTENED, you would'nt BE in this position right now! Yes, well, Balin had a party and I just HAD to have some cake, and- I don't care. No sweets. That was the rule. And now-a @#$%^&* *&^%$$# BALROG is chasing me! Shut up!
Apparently, Gloin has a split personality.
To: Gimli
From: Gloin
DUDE, DWARF, HE'S NOT HERE, STOP SENDING LETTERS! SIGNED, ORCS POSTAL SERVICE, VERY LIMITED
Gimli got very annoyed at this.
To: Gloin From: Gimli
Dear Father,
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY LETTERS? All I get is rude return to senders from the orcs. We're coming to visit soon and all! (the rest of the letter was smudged and unreadable because he was crying, because, once again, Legolas was being mean to him, although, while he was crying, I was thinking 'I hear the little voice inside my mind..it's singing, 'Go Legolas! Go Legolas!' sorry. inside joke and all)
Love, Gimli
PT, Gimli: Why sniffs won't daddy sob write to me?
The next day, the Fellowship entered the Mines of Moria. You can guess what happened then.
PT, Gimli: NOOOOOO! DADDY!!!!!!!!
Gimli: (out loud) This my friends is the home of my cousin Balin. And they call it a mine. A MINE! (while thinking, 'i'm sorry I never washed your feet Daddy! I'll do it straight away when I find you!)
Even if this TOTALLY sucked which I have it did, PLEASE review me anyhow! See that little button? All you have to do is push it. (