OK..the last chapter didn't get great reviews so far, and I will update it,
I just want to get it all finished and then go and change everything all at
once. Don't burn me too bad please!
A and L: Hey! Give him BACK! Oh, no..wait..i think he just came back. Never mind. Yeah, perhaps you SHOULD put the jellybeans down. Then again, no one's MAKING you..and here you go. Legolas and Arwen. Maybe I'll do him and Tharanduil later. That was a good idea.
Artemis: Thank you. I read your story and commented there. But that's all right. It was a cool story. I'll promote it for you.
To My Readers: I'm gonna promote Artemis' story for her. Read 'Concerning Mary Sues'. It's FUNNY!
This time it's Legolas and Arwen writing. Yes, I know, I already did Arwen, but in this fic people are going to show up more than once. Get used to it. I don't mind. And don't forget, signed pictures available if you review it. (
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
Sup, babe? I hear you think I'm hot.
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, and non cross-dresser
PS- you DO realize that Elrond was trying on your dresses, right? He looked horrible. I don't though. Not that I've ever actually tried on a dress, but.I look good anywhere.
PT, Legolas: Uh oh. Hope I didn't give to much away there.
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
Dude, who DOESN'T think you're hot? Yeah, Daddy's been trying on my dresses. By the way, have you seen that white beaded one I was wearing before Daddy's council? He's making me leave for the Gray Havens and I want to take it because it is so, like, like, totally, HOT, and who KNOWS who you'll meet in a foreign country?
Love and smoochies, Arwen
PT, Legolas: Her white BEADED dres....uh..was THAT the one I took? Whoops...
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
White beaded dress? Nope. But guess what? Today we went over Caradhras and it was hilarious because I was walking about on top of the snow and I didn't help anyone else! HA! You shoulda seen their faces! (Especially Aragorns; all of that 'manly stubble' was frozen because he was crying) And the dwarf had a slight 'accident' in which I thought the snow was hard enough for him to walk on but it wasn't. He started swearing at me, but I just walked away and said, 'Lasta lalaithamin', then burst out laughing with Aragorn. I swear the whole thing was an accident.
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
That's too BAD! About the accident I mean. But we've got bigger problems. Aragorn refuses to take a bath. He says it's because he wants to be king and he nearly kills himself every time, but I think he's just scared of the water. Find out. NOW!
Love and smoochies, Arwen
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
He told me. He IS scared of the water. Would you like me to give him a bath? I bet I could get him and Gimli together..
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls
PT, Legolas: Why is 'target of crazy fangirls' one of my titles?
PT, Arwen: Uh oh. I better find out who this Gimli is before he and Aragorn bath together with out me.
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
Who is this Gimli? I won't have anyone good looking with Aragorn. Except for me. But don't worry, I think Granny's gonna teach me how to astral project or something so I can come visit! Isn't that like, so COOL?
Love and smoochies, Arwen
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
Dude, Gimli's a DWARF. The ugliest, stupidest, weirdest, foulest, shortest, ugliest, stupidest, weirdest, fou-oh. Whoops. And how come YOU get to astral project? Galadriel never taught ME how to astral project! It's not fair! I get stuck with a dwarf, and YOU get to astral project! Meanie!
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, maniac dwarf hater
PT, Legolas: Astral project? Life just ISN'T fair! goes off crying to deliver his letter
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
You got stuck with dwa-arf! You got stuck with dwa-arf! :p Ha ha! If you're absolutely sure that Arry will still be alive after bathing with a dwarf, then go ahead. And Granny says I'll be able to visit you guys soon. HA HA! I get to astral project, and YOU get stuck with a DWARF! Does life get better?
Love and smoochies, Arwen
PT, Arwen: Ha ha. A DWARF! Why didn't Daddy tell me? Wait a minute...was that when.yeah..just after that my dresses were all stretched.
Arwen (she's speaking now): DADDY! HAVE YOU BEEN TRYI-runs off shouting at her 'daddy'
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
YOU! YOU!! Fine. You can't astral project if you don't know where we are, so I won't tell you that we're in the Mines of Moria. So there. Ha ha!
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, maniac dwarf hater, hottest pissed off person in the Fellowship
PS: Wait a minute..I'm the hottest in the Fellowship anyway..
PT, Legolas: Yep. I'm the hottest alright. And I didn't give ANYTHING away as to our location. Go me!
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
Alright then. If you don't want to tell me that your in the Mines of Moria, that's alright.
Love and smoochies, Arwen
PT, Legolas (after reading this letter): Is it just me, or is there something rather odd about that last letter?
Ok, that's it for now. What/who next? No flames please. I just got a HORRIBLE review on one of my other fics. It wasn't nice AT ALL and I'm feeling a little depressed at the moment besides being sick, so..have some pity!
A and L: Hey! Give him BACK! Oh, no..wait..i think he just came back. Never mind. Yeah, perhaps you SHOULD put the jellybeans down. Then again, no one's MAKING you..and here you go. Legolas and Arwen. Maybe I'll do him and Tharanduil later. That was a good idea.
Artemis: Thank you. I read your story and commented there. But that's all right. It was a cool story. I'll promote it for you.
To My Readers: I'm gonna promote Artemis' story for her. Read 'Concerning Mary Sues'. It's FUNNY!
This time it's Legolas and Arwen writing. Yes, I know, I already did Arwen, but in this fic people are going to show up more than once. Get used to it. I don't mind. And don't forget, signed pictures available if you review it. (
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
Sup, babe? I hear you think I'm hot.
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, and non cross-dresser
PS- you DO realize that Elrond was trying on your dresses, right? He looked horrible. I don't though. Not that I've ever actually tried on a dress, but.I look good anywhere.
PT, Legolas: Uh oh. Hope I didn't give to much away there.
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
Dude, who DOESN'T think you're hot? Yeah, Daddy's been trying on my dresses. By the way, have you seen that white beaded one I was wearing before Daddy's council? He's making me leave for the Gray Havens and I want to take it because it is so, like, like, totally, HOT, and who KNOWS who you'll meet in a foreign country?
Love and smoochies, Arwen
PT, Legolas: Her white BEADED dres....uh..was THAT the one I took? Whoops...
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
White beaded dress? Nope. But guess what? Today we went over Caradhras and it was hilarious because I was walking about on top of the snow and I didn't help anyone else! HA! You shoulda seen their faces! (Especially Aragorns; all of that 'manly stubble' was frozen because he was crying) And the dwarf had a slight 'accident' in which I thought the snow was hard enough for him to walk on but it wasn't. He started swearing at me, but I just walked away and said, 'Lasta lalaithamin', then burst out laughing with Aragorn. I swear the whole thing was an accident.
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
That's too BAD! About the accident I mean. But we've got bigger problems. Aragorn refuses to take a bath. He says it's because he wants to be king and he nearly kills himself every time, but I think he's just scared of the water. Find out. NOW!
Love and smoochies, Arwen
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
He told me. He IS scared of the water. Would you like me to give him a bath? I bet I could get him and Gimli together..
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls
PT, Legolas: Why is 'target of crazy fangirls' one of my titles?
PT, Arwen: Uh oh. I better find out who this Gimli is before he and Aragorn bath together with out me.
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
Who is this Gimli? I won't have anyone good looking with Aragorn. Except for me. But don't worry, I think Granny's gonna teach me how to astral project or something so I can come visit! Isn't that like, so COOL?
Love and smoochies, Arwen
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
Dude, Gimli's a DWARF. The ugliest, stupidest, weirdest, foulest, shortest, ugliest, stupidest, weirdest, fou-oh. Whoops. And how come YOU get to astral project? Galadriel never taught ME how to astral project! It's not fair! I get stuck with a dwarf, and YOU get to astral project! Meanie!
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, maniac dwarf hater
PT, Legolas: Astral project? Life just ISN'T fair! goes off crying to deliver his letter
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
You got stuck with dwa-arf! You got stuck with dwa-arf! :p Ha ha! If you're absolutely sure that Arry will still be alive after bathing with a dwarf, then go ahead. And Granny says I'll be able to visit you guys soon. HA HA! I get to astral project, and YOU get stuck with a DWARF! Does life get better?
Love and smoochies, Arwen
PT, Arwen: Ha ha. A DWARF! Why didn't Daddy tell me? Wait a minute...was that when.yeah..just after that my dresses were all stretched.
Arwen (she's speaking now): DADDY! HAVE YOU BEEN TRYI-runs off shouting at her 'daddy'
To: Arwen
From: Legolas
Dear Arwen,
YOU! YOU!! Fine. You can't astral project if you don't know where we are, so I won't tell you that we're in the Mines of Moria. So there. Ha ha!
Love, Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, maniac dwarf hater, hottest pissed off person in the Fellowship
PS: Wait a minute..I'm the hottest in the Fellowship anyway..
PT, Legolas: Yep. I'm the hottest alright. And I didn't give ANYTHING away as to our location. Go me!
To: Legolas
From: Arwen
Dear Legolas,
Alright then. If you don't want to tell me that your in the Mines of Moria, that's alright.
Love and smoochies, Arwen
PT, Legolas (after reading this letter): Is it just me, or is there something rather odd about that last letter?
Ok, that's it for now. What/who next? No flames please. I just got a HORRIBLE review on one of my other fics. It wasn't nice AT ALL and I'm feeling a little depressed at the moment besides being sick, so..have some pity!