Ok.next chapter. Thank you reviewers I love you guys you make a sick
(mentally AND physically) girl's day thank you SOOOOO much.
Jenn: Yes, actually, it DID cheer me up! Thank you! And as for that idea...that's good. I'll use it! Thanks! : ) That WOULD be funny, wouldn't it.
Kate: Thank you!! And..Arwen and Elrond. HEE HEE. Ok then Why not? Lets see, I think this chapter is, uh, never mind but thank you sooo much for the ideas I'll use them! : )
Lets see..I'll take one of Kate's ideas and to Aragorn and Elrond. I'm getting over a HORRIBLE sickness and haven't eaten solid food for nearly a week, so, please don't flame me if it's bad because that will NOT help me get better and you DON'T want to know what I was sick with.
Disclaimer: All I own are action figures. Gandalf the White (with a button on the back that moves his staff hand) and Frodo, so...yeah. No Legolas though. : ( My dad got them for me and they didn't have him. But that's besides the point. : )
To: Elrond
From: Aragorn
Dear Elrond,
Hey, foster father, sup? I hate to break this to you, but that blue and red dress of Arwen's just doesn't look good on you. And when am I gonna be king? And how can I be a king of men if I'm an elf? And how come Legolas had to come? Yesterday he spent a whole HOUR brushing his hair. How can you do that?When will I be king? And do you know if Gandalf's taking us to Lothlorien? Because Galadriel really creeps me out. And does she have a ring? Don't I get a ring? All I get is a stupid sword. And how come I can't grow my hair long like you and Legolas and Glorfindel and everyone else? I'm an elf too! And how come we didn't bring lembas? And why is boromir here? When will I be king? Why does Arwen let YOU try on her dresses but not me? Why does everyone say I'm dirty? Why do you think Arwen's gonna die if she marries me? When will I be king? Uh oh, freaky birdies coming. See ya!
Aragorn, Elf, Sexy man of the wild, Ranger, Lover o-er, Love of Arwen, King of Gondor
PS: No, wait, I'm not king yet! (wet paper)
To: Aragorn
From: Elrond
Dear Aragorn,
WHAT? It doesn't look good on me? Wait..how do YOU know? Legolas told you. Screw him. Young elves. I HATE young elves. They think they're so sexy. Oh, and you're not an elf. HA HA! You're not an elf! Glorfindel had a fit when he found out that you still think you're an elf after all these years!
Elrond, Way cool dude of Rivendell, Arwen's daddypoo
To: Elrond
From: Aragorn
Dear Elrond,
What do you mean I'm not an elf? Of COURSE I'm an elf! You idiot! Ever noticed the pointy ears and sexiness that goes with (young) elves?
Aragorn, Elf, sexy man of the wild, Ranger, Love of Arwen, Future king of Gondor
PS: When will I become king? How come I'm not king yet? Why do you think I'm not an elf? When am I gonna be king? How come we have to go through the Mines of Moria? I don't WANNA go through the Mines of Moria.
To: Aragorn
From: Elrond
Dear Aragorn,
You are NOT an elf. You have ugly round ears and the greasiest hair I've ever smelled. You can't really see the hair under all the grease. Ha ha. And I don't give crap if you have to go through the Mines of Moria. I get to stay here in Rivendell in the SUNLIGHT and WARMTH, AND try on Arwen's dresses! :P
Elrond, Way cool dude of Rivendell, Arwen's daddypoo
To: Elrond
From: Aragorn
Dear Elrond,
AM SO AN ELF! And don't make fun of my hair. I have WAY better hair than any of you. And Arwen's gonna GIVE me a dress when I get back. Ha ha. :p
Aragorn, Elf, sexy man of the wild, Ranger, Love of Arwen, Future king of Gondor
PS: When am I gonna be king?
PT, Aragorn: It's not fair! I'm an elf, I got the hottest elf chick around, but I'm not king!
To: Aragorn
From: Elrond
Dear Aragorn,
YOU ARE NOT AN ELF YOU @#$%ING HUMAN! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR GREASY HEAD!
Elrond, Way cool dude of Rivendell, Arwen's daddypoo
PT, Elrond: Wait...she's giving HIM one of her dresses? speaking ARWEN! DID YOU PROMISE ARAGORN A DRESS? CAUSE YOU ARE GONNA BE IN SOOO MUCH TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME ONE!
At this point, Aragorn was too heartbroken because it turned out he was not an elf to write, and in any case Elrond found it hard to write in Arwen's smallest, tightest, and ugliest dress.
Don't flame me, please, but PLEASE review! PLEASE! I beg you! Ideas are welcome as well. : )
Jenn: Yes, actually, it DID cheer me up! Thank you! And as for that idea...that's good. I'll use it! Thanks! : ) That WOULD be funny, wouldn't it.
Kate: Thank you!! And..Arwen and Elrond. HEE HEE. Ok then Why not? Lets see, I think this chapter is, uh, never mind but thank you sooo much for the ideas I'll use them! : )
Lets see..I'll take one of Kate's ideas and to Aragorn and Elrond. I'm getting over a HORRIBLE sickness and haven't eaten solid food for nearly a week, so, please don't flame me if it's bad because that will NOT help me get better and you DON'T want to know what I was sick with.
Disclaimer: All I own are action figures. Gandalf the White (with a button on the back that moves his staff hand) and Frodo, so...yeah. No Legolas though. : ( My dad got them for me and they didn't have him. But that's besides the point. : )
To: Elrond
From: Aragorn
Dear Elrond,
Hey, foster father, sup? I hate to break this to you, but that blue and red dress of Arwen's just doesn't look good on you. And when am I gonna be king? And how can I be a king of men if I'm an elf? And how come Legolas had to come? Yesterday he spent a whole HOUR brushing his hair. How can you do that?When will I be king? And do you know if Gandalf's taking us to Lothlorien? Because Galadriel really creeps me out. And does she have a ring? Don't I get a ring? All I get is a stupid sword. And how come I can't grow my hair long like you and Legolas and Glorfindel and everyone else? I'm an elf too! And how come we didn't bring lembas? And why is boromir here? When will I be king? Why does Arwen let YOU try on her dresses but not me? Why does everyone say I'm dirty? Why do you think Arwen's gonna die if she marries me? When will I be king? Uh oh, freaky birdies coming. See ya!
Aragorn, Elf, Sexy man of the wild, Ranger, Lover o-er, Love of Arwen, King of Gondor
PS: No, wait, I'm not king yet! (wet paper)
To: Aragorn
From: Elrond
Dear Aragorn,
WHAT? It doesn't look good on me? Wait..how do YOU know? Legolas told you. Screw him. Young elves. I HATE young elves. They think they're so sexy. Oh, and you're not an elf. HA HA! You're not an elf! Glorfindel had a fit when he found out that you still think you're an elf after all these years!
Elrond, Way cool dude of Rivendell, Arwen's daddypoo
To: Elrond
From: Aragorn
Dear Elrond,
What do you mean I'm not an elf? Of COURSE I'm an elf! You idiot! Ever noticed the pointy ears and sexiness that goes with (young) elves?
Aragorn, Elf, sexy man of the wild, Ranger, Love of Arwen, Future king of Gondor
PS: When will I become king? How come I'm not king yet? Why do you think I'm not an elf? When am I gonna be king? How come we have to go through the Mines of Moria? I don't WANNA go through the Mines of Moria.
To: Aragorn
From: Elrond
Dear Aragorn,
You are NOT an elf. You have ugly round ears and the greasiest hair I've ever smelled. You can't really see the hair under all the grease. Ha ha. And I don't give crap if you have to go through the Mines of Moria. I get to stay here in Rivendell in the SUNLIGHT and WARMTH, AND try on Arwen's dresses! :P
Elrond, Way cool dude of Rivendell, Arwen's daddypoo
To: Elrond
From: Aragorn
Dear Elrond,
AM SO AN ELF! And don't make fun of my hair. I have WAY better hair than any of you. And Arwen's gonna GIVE me a dress when I get back. Ha ha. :p
Aragorn, Elf, sexy man of the wild, Ranger, Love of Arwen, Future king of Gondor
PS: When am I gonna be king?
PT, Aragorn: It's not fair! I'm an elf, I got the hottest elf chick around, but I'm not king!
To: Aragorn
From: Elrond
Dear Aragorn,
YOU ARE NOT AN ELF YOU @#$%ING HUMAN! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR GREASY HEAD!
Elrond, Way cool dude of Rivendell, Arwen's daddypoo
PT, Elrond: Wait...she's giving HIM one of her dresses? speaking ARWEN! DID YOU PROMISE ARAGORN A DRESS? CAUSE YOU ARE GONNA BE IN SOOO MUCH TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME ONE!
At this point, Aragorn was too heartbroken because it turned out he was not an elf to write, and in any case Elrond found it hard to write in Arwen's smallest, tightest, and ugliest dress.
Don't flame me, please, but PLEASE review! PLEASE! I beg you! Ideas are welcome as well. : )