Pyro Maniacs
The Prologue
Disclaimer-..............zzzzz........(WAKE UP!).......what *falls off of bed* ow...... oh umm *blink blink* hi.....something you want? (pisst disclaimer) oh right I forgot hehe ^-^;;; I don't own anything. ( It's really quite sad
"ARRRRGGGG I'M SOOOOOOOOOO BOOORRREDDD!" said an annoyed Bakura as he turned off the TV, after flipping through the channels of what seemed to be the hundredth time.
He got up and left the living room and stomped over to where Ryou was washing the dishes in the kitchen.
"I'm bored!" whined Bakura as he tugged on Ryou's sleeve acting like 5 year old.
"Not now Bakura" sighed Ryou.
"But Ryou I'm boooorrreddd" whined the yami even louder, still tugging on his hikari's sleeve.
"Not now Bakura" growled Ryou threw gritted teeth.
Getting the hint Bakura backed off and left the kitchen, mumbling to himself how Ryou never had enough time for him. He plopped down on the couch and turned on the TV, and then remembered that nothing was on. So he turned it back off and did the only thing he could do.
"Ryou I'm boooorrrrredddd!" Bakura whine, even louder then last time.
"THATS IT!" yelled Ryou slamming the pot that he was cleaning at the time into the sink that just happened to be filled with water, causing a tremendous splash.
"THATS IT THATS IT THATS IT!" shouted the usually timid boy walking toward Bakura with clenched fist and gritted teeth.
"Uhh you ok Ryou?" asked a fearful Bakura baking away as he saw Ryou's left eye twitch.
"NO!" exploded the frustrated lighter half. "BAKURA CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY!" Bakura tried to answer but couldn't get a word in. "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CLEAN THIS PIG STY OF A HOUSE , THANKS TO YOU BY THE WAY! BUT NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUG ME EVERY 5 GOD DAMN FUCKING MINUTES!!!!"
"But but" said the darker half baking up as Ryou advanced towards him.
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY BAKURA? NO OF COUSE NOT YOUR TO BUSY BEING A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!" Ryou was breathing heavily do to the amount of yelling he had just done.
"But" said Bakura and Ryou exploded once more.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he shouted and started throwing various objects at the startled yami. "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUTT!!!!"
Bakura had never seen this side of Ryou and to tell you the truth, it was really scary. He backed up as boy kept throwing various things at him.
"Ouch" said the darker half holding up his hands to protect his head. "Owwie!"
"GET OUT!" and with that Ryou pushed Bakura out of the door and slammed it in his face.
"Ow" said Bakura as he tried to get up off his butt. "Whoa woow- aaaaaahhhh!" *thud* But unfortunately lost his balance and fell down the steps "owwwieee! My poor ass. My poor beautiful ass" complained the Bakura rubbing his rear-end and stood up. But to his great misfortune slipped on a patch of ice hitting the ground for a third time. The darker half cried, not so much out of pain but out of frustration. (Mental note: do NOT get on Ryou's bad side! Its physically damaging to my ass) he thought to himself. "Grrrr he's going to pay!" growled the darker half balling his hands into a fist; but before he could make a single move back to the house Ryou hurled the door open and shouted:
"AND DONT YOU DARE COME BACK HERE UNTIL I'M DONE!!!!" and slammed the door shut again.
(Never mind then) thought Bakura. Highly distressed he got up from the cold ground and started walking towards the drive-way. Pouting, the yami put his hands inside his pockets. Just as he reached the end of the driveway Bakura slipped yet again on one of the many objects Ryou had thrown at him earlier. "What the crap is this? I swear I'm not ment to walk today. Man my poor poor butt" he slowly stood up rubbing his ass. Bakura looked around for the object that was the cause of the pain in his rer-end. He bent down and picked up the item. It was a small rectangular box with a metallic covering and had some righting on the cover. Bakura wiped some snow off of the box in order to read it. The writing was in yellow letters with a black background, it said-
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case Coincidence? I think NOT!
"HAHAHA" laugh Bakura
It was just too funny not to, considering how much it was like him. He kept on walking. Staring at the metallic box. Flipping it over repeatedly in his hand. Trying for the life of him to figure out what it was. Bakura was too involved in the trinket that he didn't notice the person in roller blades coming at full speed ahead of him. The skater hit Bakura head on causing the object to fly out of his hands. The two went strait to the ground with a loud "thud".
"GOD DAMN IT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 'MAKE BAKURA FALL DAY?!?!" shouted Bakura.
"Well sorry it's not my fault you didn't hear me coming. I was yelling and every thing! Geezzz are you deaf or something?........Hello?" said the skate. But Bakura was to busy looking for the metallic box.
"Damn it where did it go?"
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*Gasp* where did the silvery box thingy go? Dun dun dun!!!! And who is that skater person guy? Hmmmm? I wonder......*ponder ponder* And when the hell did Bakura lean to read? Well if you like my fic then review!!!!! Because that's what motivates me to write more
I don't know why, it just does. SO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't know how? All you have to do is click that little 'GO' button And tadah! A screen will show up and you type stuff in that screen. Then click submit review it's as easy as...umm.... cake! ^-^ And I loooovvveeee cake mmmm
Disclaimer-..............zzzzz........(WAKE UP!).......what *falls off of bed* ow...... oh umm *blink blink* hi.....something you want? (pisst disclaimer) oh right I forgot hehe ^-^;;; I don't own anything. ( It's really quite sad
"ARRRRGGGG I'M SOOOOOOOOOO BOOORRREDDD!" said an annoyed Bakura as he turned off the TV, after flipping through the channels of what seemed to be the hundredth time.
He got up and left the living room and stomped over to where Ryou was washing the dishes in the kitchen.
"I'm bored!" whined Bakura as he tugged on Ryou's sleeve acting like 5 year old.
"Not now Bakura" sighed Ryou.
"But Ryou I'm boooorrreddd" whined the yami even louder, still tugging on his hikari's sleeve.
"Not now Bakura" growled Ryou threw gritted teeth.
Getting the hint Bakura backed off and left the kitchen, mumbling to himself how Ryou never had enough time for him. He plopped down on the couch and turned on the TV, and then remembered that nothing was on. So he turned it back off and did the only thing he could do.
"Ryou I'm boooorrrrredddd!" Bakura whine, even louder then last time.
"THATS IT!" yelled Ryou slamming the pot that he was cleaning at the time into the sink that just happened to be filled with water, causing a tremendous splash.
"THATS IT THATS IT THATS IT!" shouted the usually timid boy walking toward Bakura with clenched fist and gritted teeth.
"Uhh you ok Ryou?" asked a fearful Bakura baking away as he saw Ryou's left eye twitch.
"NO!" exploded the frustrated lighter half. "BAKURA CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY!" Bakura tried to answer but couldn't get a word in. "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CLEAN THIS PIG STY OF A HOUSE , THANKS TO YOU BY THE WAY! BUT NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUG ME EVERY 5 GOD DAMN FUCKING MINUTES!!!!"
"But but" said the darker half baking up as Ryou advanced towards him.
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY BAKURA? NO OF COUSE NOT YOUR TO BUSY BEING A SELFISH BASTARD!!!!" Ryou was breathing heavily do to the amount of yelling he had just done.
"But" said Bakura and Ryou exploded once more.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he shouted and started throwing various objects at the startled yami. "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUTT!!!!"
Bakura had never seen this side of Ryou and to tell you the truth, it was really scary. He backed up as boy kept throwing various things at him.
"Ouch" said the darker half holding up his hands to protect his head. "Owwie!"
"GET OUT!" and with that Ryou pushed Bakura out of the door and slammed it in his face.
"Ow" said Bakura as he tried to get up off his butt. "Whoa woow- aaaaaahhhh!" *thud* But unfortunately lost his balance and fell down the steps "owwwieee! My poor ass. My poor beautiful ass" complained the Bakura rubbing his rear-end and stood up. But to his great misfortune slipped on a patch of ice hitting the ground for a third time. The darker half cried, not so much out of pain but out of frustration. (Mental note: do NOT get on Ryou's bad side! Its physically damaging to my ass) he thought to himself. "Grrrr he's going to pay!" growled the darker half balling his hands into a fist; but before he could make a single move back to the house Ryou hurled the door open and shouted:
"AND DONT YOU DARE COME BACK HERE UNTIL I'M DONE!!!!" and slammed the door shut again.
(Never mind then) thought Bakura. Highly distressed he got up from the cold ground and started walking towards the drive-way. Pouting, the yami put his hands inside his pockets. Just as he reached the end of the driveway Bakura slipped yet again on one of the many objects Ryou had thrown at him earlier. "What the crap is this? I swear I'm not ment to walk today. Man my poor poor butt" he slowly stood up rubbing his ass. Bakura looked around for the object that was the cause of the pain in his rer-end. He bent down and picked up the item. It was a small rectangular box with a metallic covering and had some righting on the cover. Bakura wiped some snow off of the box in order to read it. The writing was in yellow letters with a black background, it said-
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case Coincidence? I think NOT!
"HAHAHA" laugh Bakura
It was just too funny not to, considering how much it was like him. He kept on walking. Staring at the metallic box. Flipping it over repeatedly in his hand. Trying for the life of him to figure out what it was. Bakura was too involved in the trinket that he didn't notice the person in roller blades coming at full speed ahead of him. The skater hit Bakura head on causing the object to fly out of his hands. The two went strait to the ground with a loud "thud".
"GOD DAMN IT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 'MAKE BAKURA FALL DAY?!?!" shouted Bakura.
"Well sorry it's not my fault you didn't hear me coming. I was yelling and every thing! Geezzz are you deaf or something?........Hello?" said the skate. But Bakura was to busy looking for the metallic box.
"Damn it where did it go?"
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*Gasp* where did the silvery box thingy go? Dun dun dun!!!! And who is that skater person guy? Hmmmm? I wonder......*ponder ponder* And when the hell did Bakura lean to read? Well if you like my fic then review!!!!! Because that's what motivates me to write more
I don't know why, it just does. SO REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't know how? All you have to do is click that little 'GO' button And tadah! A screen will show up and you type stuff in that screen. Then click submit review it's as easy as...umm.... cake! ^-^ And I loooovvveeee cake mmmm