Wow. You peeps got a LOT of ideas.lets see. I know ff.net doesn't go for
polls, but out of these tell me which you want next OR tell me one of your
own. Thankies!
Legolas & Galadriel Glorfindel & Gimli Gandalf & the Balrog Harry Potter & Legolas Gollum & Frodo Gollum & Bilbo Legolas & Tharanduil
I think that's it. ANYway, like always, I AM open to suggestions, so, feel free to give'em. Now, to my LOVELY reviewers.
Kate: Thank you sooooo much for all of those suggestions! I love them! Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!
Jenn: Really? Same here. I can hardly get ANYWHERE. And thank you sooooooo much you've reviewed a lot!!!!!!!!
Happy molecule: Thank you!!!!!!! Pippin? Okays. & yeah, I never knew that Elrond was only half elf until I read some thing in a magazine.
Zephdae: Ok then! Thank ya! & I love your reviews, they're great!
Ok, up next is..Pippin & Merry. Sure, they're both in the Fellowship, but who cares? I'm actually going to start when they're in the Shire, though, so.yeah. And come on, if Arwen & Elrond can both live in Rivendell & write, why can't the hobbits?
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
Did you take my weed? Come on, I KNOW you took my weed. And my mushrooms! Those were MY mushrooms!!! And you took them!
Annoyed & high, Pippin
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
Those were Farmor Maggot's mushrooms. And Frodo took your weed, not me! I think he gave it to some passing wood elves.
Not sure whether dumb or dumber, Merry
PT, Merry: hides weed in secret cabinet Hum dee dum. I didn't take no weed..
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Der Meri,
O. wel I dona'tt gi v e a $ # !*. da t wuz m yyy weed an I wnt I bac no.
Anoo yed 'hn hi Pipn
Translation: Dear Merry, Oh. Well I don't give a $#!*. That was my weed and I want it back now. Annoyed and high, Pippin
As you can see, he was very high when he wrote that.
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
Huh? But I'll tell you what. Let's go nick some food off of Farmer Maggot and then burst out of his cornfield just as Frodo is telling Sam, "We're still in the Shire. What could possibly happen?". And THEN we can fall off a mini cliff thing and fall by mushrooms then we'll push you out of the way and go gather mushrooms and then..uh.. yeah. I didn't get farther than that in the movie.
Not sure whether dumb or dumber, Merry
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
What do you mean 'huh'? That letter was legible! So there! And I don't wanna do that. So there.
No longer high but rather puzzled as to what a movie is, Pippin
PT, Pippin: Aww, crap. Did I just tell him that I didn't want to steal? What's happening to me? Am I turning into.shudder a GOOD hobbit? One that doesn't steal or bother cranky old smelly wizards or says stupid things at a solemn moment? Oh no! This can't be good. begins to spaz for a couple minutes, then stops Wait.I know what will make me feel better! Weed! pulls out some weed Owld Towby. D faahnest weed in d southfaahrthin.
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin, Come on. You know you want to. Come on.come to Papa.that's it..are you convinced yet? No? Alright then..remember the firework..come on..steal with me...come on...we'll go to Rivendell and see some hot elf chicks..come on..you know I love you!
Unsure as to how that last bit sounded, Merry
PT, Merry: That did NOT sound right.
PT, Pippin: (after reading) Hot elf chicks? I'm in!
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
Hot elf chicks? Dude, I am TOTALLY there!
Drooling over the thought of hot elf chicks, Pippin
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
See, I told you that would be fun! So there! Ha!
Pissing in pants after black rider, Merry
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
Bree is the COOLEST place man, except that Viggo guy really creeped me out. But oh well. And why does Sam want to see the elves? I thought he was going for Frodo or Rosie.
Not nearly as scared as you fraidy cat, Pippin
PT, Merry: Who's Viggo?
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
Who is Viggo?
Resents being called a fraidy cat, Merry
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
I don't know who Viggo is! How should I know?
Doesn't care whether you resent it or not you fraidy cat, Pippin
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
You said that that Viggo guy was really creeping you out, remember? Do you mean Strider? We're still in character, remember?!
You are a complete idiot, Merry
After this last letter was written, they reached Rivendell, and Merry and Pippin were far to absorbed with staring at and trying to get noticed by 'hot elf chicks'.
Don't forget, I'm open to suggestions and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you liked this and want more tell me which of the ideas that were at the beginning that you want. See ya!
Incurelf
Legolas & Galadriel Glorfindel & Gimli Gandalf & the Balrog Harry Potter & Legolas Gollum & Frodo Gollum & Bilbo Legolas & Tharanduil
I think that's it. ANYway, like always, I AM open to suggestions, so, feel free to give'em. Now, to my LOVELY reviewers.
Kate: Thank you sooooo much for all of those suggestions! I love them! Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!
Jenn: Really? Same here. I can hardly get ANYWHERE. And thank you sooooooo much you've reviewed a lot!!!!!!!!
Happy molecule: Thank you!!!!!!! Pippin? Okays. & yeah, I never knew that Elrond was only half elf until I read some thing in a magazine.
Zephdae: Ok then! Thank ya! & I love your reviews, they're great!
Ok, up next is..Pippin & Merry. Sure, they're both in the Fellowship, but who cares? I'm actually going to start when they're in the Shire, though, so.yeah. And come on, if Arwen & Elrond can both live in Rivendell & write, why can't the hobbits?
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
Did you take my weed? Come on, I KNOW you took my weed. And my mushrooms! Those were MY mushrooms!!! And you took them!
Annoyed & high, Pippin
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
Those were Farmor Maggot's mushrooms. And Frodo took your weed, not me! I think he gave it to some passing wood elves.
Not sure whether dumb or dumber, Merry
PT, Merry: hides weed in secret cabinet Hum dee dum. I didn't take no weed..
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Der Meri,
O. wel I dona'tt gi v e a $ # !*. da t wuz m yyy weed an I wnt I bac no.
Anoo yed 'hn hi Pipn
Translation: Dear Merry, Oh. Well I don't give a $#!*. That was my weed and I want it back now. Annoyed and high, Pippin
As you can see, he was very high when he wrote that.
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
Huh? But I'll tell you what. Let's go nick some food off of Farmer Maggot and then burst out of his cornfield just as Frodo is telling Sam, "We're still in the Shire. What could possibly happen?". And THEN we can fall off a mini cliff thing and fall by mushrooms then we'll push you out of the way and go gather mushrooms and then..uh.. yeah. I didn't get farther than that in the movie.
Not sure whether dumb or dumber, Merry
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
What do you mean 'huh'? That letter was legible! So there! And I don't wanna do that. So there.
No longer high but rather puzzled as to what a movie is, Pippin
PT, Pippin: Aww, crap. Did I just tell him that I didn't want to steal? What's happening to me? Am I turning into.shudder a GOOD hobbit? One that doesn't steal or bother cranky old smelly wizards or says stupid things at a solemn moment? Oh no! This can't be good. begins to spaz for a couple minutes, then stops Wait.I know what will make me feel better! Weed! pulls out some weed Owld Towby. D faahnest weed in d southfaahrthin.
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin, Come on. You know you want to. Come on.come to Papa.that's it..are you convinced yet? No? Alright then..remember the firework..come on..steal with me...come on...we'll go to Rivendell and see some hot elf chicks..come on..you know I love you!
Unsure as to how that last bit sounded, Merry
PT, Merry: That did NOT sound right.
PT, Pippin: (after reading) Hot elf chicks? I'm in!
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
Hot elf chicks? Dude, I am TOTALLY there!
Drooling over the thought of hot elf chicks, Pippin
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
See, I told you that would be fun! So there! Ha!
Pissing in pants after black rider, Merry
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
Bree is the COOLEST place man, except that Viggo guy really creeped me out. But oh well. And why does Sam want to see the elves? I thought he was going for Frodo or Rosie.
Not nearly as scared as you fraidy cat, Pippin
PT, Merry: Who's Viggo?
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
Who is Viggo?
Resents being called a fraidy cat, Merry
To: Merry
From: Pippin
Dear Merry,
I don't know who Viggo is! How should I know?
Doesn't care whether you resent it or not you fraidy cat, Pippin
To: Pippin
From: Merry
Dear Pippin,
You said that that Viggo guy was really creeping you out, remember? Do you mean Strider? We're still in character, remember?!
You are a complete idiot, Merry
After this last letter was written, they reached Rivendell, and Merry and Pippin were far to absorbed with staring at and trying to get noticed by 'hot elf chicks'.
Don't forget, I'm open to suggestions and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you liked this and want more tell me which of the ideas that were at the beginning that you want. See ya!
Incurelf
