Pyro Maniacs
Bakura's Discovery day
Disclaimer- -_- Yeah I own Yu-Gi-Oh. Sure and fish walk the earth dating green pigs wearing poke-dotted bow ties, Eating pineapple pirsher *sigh* but they don't and of course I don't either
o yeah and id like to give credit for my friend TheUnlovedOutcast I would be soooo lost with out you Considering I can't spell worth crap ~Was threatened if I didn't to this~
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"Where is it? Where is it?" complained Bakura to no one in particular, as he ruffled through the uncut grass. He was franticly searching for the metallic box that had slipped out of his hands earlier.
"What ya doin'?" questioned the skater as he stood up on his wobbly feet.
"Nothing" grumbled the yami.
He didn't really know why he cared so much about the little box. It's just that it was so cool looking and it had that funny phrase on it. Besides it might be important to Ryou, not that he cared or anything, but he just didn't want to get on the boy's bad side........Again.
Bakura blinked. He stopped searching through the grass and looked up at the dirty blond that had caused him to fall for the fourth or fifth time today. His eyes narrowed when he saw who it was.
The white haired boy made a 'humph' and went back to looking for the trinket.
"What do you want Malik?" he growled not bothering to look up.
Bakura and Malik had never really gotten along. Well actually they never really had a chance to not get along or get along for that matter. They were more of acquaintances if anything else. Knew each other's name and saw each other occasionally but that's about it.
"Nothing, why do you ask?" replied the hikari innocently.
Malik shrugged and turned his head when Bakura didn't answer. At that moment he saw something sparkle in the grass. The hikari picked it up, but before he had a chance to get a good look at the it, the darker half of the two ripped it out of his hands.
"That's mine!" Growled the yami angrily, looking the object over seeing if Malik had damaged it in any way, shape, or form.
"Really? That's awesome! I got o-" exclaimed the lighter half excitedly, but was cut off.
"Yeah, yeah, sure, what ever, that's nice Malik" said Bakura dismissing every word with a simple wave of his hand.
Malik was a little pissed off that Bakura wasn't listening to him but since his attention span was as long lasting as a potato's he soon forgot about it.
"What does it say?" asked the dirty blond, indicating to the yami's metallic box.
"What? Oh umm it says" began Bakura looking down at the trinket. "24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case Coincidence? I think NOT!" when he finished there was a short silence.
".........Ha! That's pretty funny." Laughed Malik suddenly
"Yeah, I know.......Now...go away" ordered the yami irritated.
But, of course, Malik wasn't pay attention ~* because that's just the kind of guy he is. alternative hearing and all* ~
"That's a pretty cool lighter Bakura, where did you get it?" asked the hikari.
"A what?" questioned the white haired boy.
"What?" replied Malik in confusion to Bakura's reply.
"What did you call it? A lighter? Is that what this is?" inquired the darker half looking down at his metallic box.
Malik had a look of horror on his face, his mouth gaping open not to mention trembling a bit.
"You mean," he blinked a few times, "you don't know...what a lighter is??????"
Malik couldn't believe his ears. How could some one NOT know what a lighter is. Especially if they HAD one! The hikari had grown up with lighters and stuff like that it had never occurred to him that anyone wouldn't know what it was. Seeing the look on Malik's face made Bakura realize he had just made himself look really stupid. The darker half tried to recover from the mistake.
"OF COUSE I KNOW WHAT A LIGHTER IS.........................now," shouted the white haired boy, looking down at his feet as he said the last part.
Thinking quickly wasn't his strong suit.
Malik's jaw dropped even lower, if that was possible."You poor, poor deprived little-man" he said with pure pity on his face while shaking his head solemnly.
Bakura growled a bit, he had the urge to slap blond up side the head but he really really really wanted to know more about this lighter thing. So he decided against it.
"So huh," started the darker half rocking back and forth on the balls of his heels.
"Let's say I didn't know what a ummm 'lighter' is and I asked you what it was. What would your answer be? H-hypothetically,...of course." probed the yami using his fingers to indicate quotation marks.
The hikari's facial expression turned from pity to the 'you are such a dumb ass' look very quickly.
"Do you really think I'm that stupid?" questioned Malik.
Bakura didn't say anything but he didn't have to. his face said a thousand words or in this case just one. Yes
"If you want to know what a lighter is then just ask, ya jackass" retorted the lighter half.
Bakura gave Malik one of his famous death glares. He did NOT like people making fun of him. Well technically Malik wasn't making fun of him...or was he? Nah, Malik wasn't that smart.
The darker half growled a little. He didn't feel like damaging his pride any more then he had already done today. So he turned, and left saying nothing more than a 'humph'.
The blond shrugged. (his loss) He stood there, not knowing what to do now that Bakura was leaving. Still being on his skates and all, Malik rolled towards the yami and caught up fairly quickly, considering he was just walking. The haikari strode beside the white haired boy and hummed innocently.
Bakura started to walk faster getting annoyed, and Malik skated faster. And Bakura walked a little faster and Malik skated a little faster. ~* and so the Great Walking Chase beings! *~ And Bakura walked even faster. And Malik skated even faster. Then Bakura started to sprint. So Malik started to sprint/skate ~* sprint/skate...its sprinting......on skates *~. It was fairly easy to keep up with the paranoid yami considering he wasn't on wheels. Getting fed up with this charade, Bakura stopped abruptly, which caught Malik off guard making him fall.
"Ow. Crap it" whined the hikari rubbing his butt.
He slowly got up, but since he was still wearing his skates, he slipped again.
"OWWIIIEEEE!!" he whined. "Grrrr baka Bastard" he grumbled, obviously talking about the darker half.
Bakura could only point and laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
(Well, I guess I can't laugh too much considering that happened to me too.) he thought. Bakura calmed down and started to walk off once more but this time a whole lot faster. Seeing the yami leave Malik hurried and got up, and followed once again. Getting annoyed Bakura turned around.
"STOP FOLLOWING ME!" he shouted.
The liter half blinked at Bakura's sudden 'ruddiness' "I'm not following you. I'm just walking with you, asshole," stated Malik.
"What's the difference?" shouted the yami trying ever so hard not to choke the boy.
"Well, you see, I was going this way in the first place. So technically I'm not following you, just walking with you. Like I said before...dumb ass" replied the blond.
Bakura's left eye began to twitch. Malik was seriously beginning to get on his nerves.
"Fine, then I'll just go this way" stated the yami and walked past Malik, in the opposite direction.
The hikari shrugged, "Your funeral."
At that Bakura stopped and turned around.
"What are you talking about?" he asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Well, you see, I forgot," Malik began.
Bakura fell over. ~* ^-^ I just couldn't resist it I had to put an anime fall in here * ~
"But I do know that over in that direction is very very VERY dangerous!...maybe there's a vicious dog loose...no that's not it. Maybe it was an inactive volcano about to erupt....hmm no that's not it either. hey! Maybe it was an out of control dive bombing elephant out to kill us all!" offered the lighter half enthusiastically.
The yami blinked and took a tremendous step away from the boy.
"I hope that whatever you have isn't contagious" commented Bakura.
Malik looked at Bakura confused, obviously not getting the insult
The white haired boy rolled his eyes (baka moron) ignoring Malik's warning he kept walking. At that moment the darker half heard a blood curtailing scream. Pausing for a moment, Bakura turned his feet around and walked back to Malik.
The hikari was sitting down on the grass taking off his skates, humming to himself. Apparently he hadn't heard the scream.
"Can I help you?" asked the blond looking up at the yami curiously.
"You never told me what a lighter was." began Bakura. He would never admit that he took Malik's warning seriously.... Well the warning not the suggestions. (Ha volcano what a moron)
Malik smiled, he could easily see that this was hurting the yami's pride immensely. He just whish he had a camera. What a Kodak moment this would make.
"Glad you asked!" exclaimed the boy, jumping up. "But before I tell you anything you have to do something for me." started hikari.
Bakura was already pissed off this guy was getting on his last nerves how the Hell did Marik stand him?
"You know Malik, if you didn't want to tell me then you don't have to be a jackass about it. Damn it,you could have just said so" replied the darker half angrily.
"What? No no no that's not it. I'll tell you. Promise. It's just that...well if you don't know what a lighter is then...where did you get it?" questioned Marik rubbing the back of his neck.
He just couldn't grasp the fact that Bakura didn't know what a lighter was. I mean he grew up with knowing what a lighter was. In fact, that was his first word!
"Ummm I found it" answered the yami not wanted to admit to being thrown out of his house and had stuff thrown at him.
"Right. Ok then." Replied the blond, clapping his hands together "So umm what do you want to know first?" he asked exuberantly.
"Well, first of all, what does a lighter do any ways?" wondered the white haired boy.
The lighter half was silent for a bit, pondering what to say next. "Ok I lied I wont tell you....to difficult" This was going to be harder than he thought. (I'd better just start off at the basics) "Here ill show you"
Malik reached in his pocket and pulled out a metallic box similar to Bakura's.
"You see this?" stated the hikari "This is my lighter" he hugged it. It was by far his most prized possession. Bakura noticed that it too had writing on it.
"What's it say?"
Malik smiled "I was hoping you would ask that it says...." He cleared his throat.
"Join the army Meet interesting people ...And kill them!" he beamed The yami chuckled a little.
"Ok this is a lighter" began the blond. He flipped it open. "You use it to put things on fire...well technically most people use it to light cigarettes. But that stuff is gross"
"What do you use it for?" questioned Bakura.
"Like I said before. To put things on fire " replied the lighter half getting reiterated, he paused "......you do know what fire is don't you?" Malik was hoping beyond hope Bakura knew what fire was, if not then this was a waist of time.
Bakura glared at Malik. Taking that as an answer the hikari put his thumb on the dial "Right ok umm moving on". A small flame appeared at the top of the lighter as Malik bared down on it. The yami was mesmerized. He had never seen something so beautiful before, Ryou had made it clear that he was NEVER aloud in the kitchen especially near the stove.
Completely oblivious to what he was doing Bakura moved his index finger towards the fire.....and touched it.
"OUCH!" yelped the darker half.
He put his finger inside of his mouth to keep it from hurting. Malik didn't say anything he just looked at Bakura with a face that clearly said ' you dumb ass' Malik had no idea Bakura was this stupid.
"This," started the blond pointing to the flame, "this is fire. Don't touch it. It Hurts really really bad" said Malik as if he was speaking to a 5 year old.
Bakura suddenly had the urge to ring Malik's neck. Instead he just glared at him. Aside from his finger hurting this was getting pretty interesting and he wanted to learn more. Taking his finger out of his mouth "You could have told me that sooner" grumbled the yami. "Well how the hell should I know that you've been living in the pre- historic times. HELL! BEFORE the pre-historic times." Exclaimed the lighter half.
"It's not my fault" pouted Bakura "Ryou's never let me get near the stove let alone the kitchen" he made a little whimper as he put his finger back in is mouth.
"O grow up" criticized the hikari "It will stop hurting eventually. Now do you want me to tell you what I use this for or not?" Getting silence from Bakura, Malik continued. " I am what people call a Pyro Maniac" he stated proudly. The darker half just looked at the him in confusion. Malik sighed seeing Bakura's expression. (This is going to take a while)
The two started walking. Bakura manly kept quiet while Malik explained just about everything, that had to do with fire anyway. Surprisingly this was really interesting to him and even sounded fun. Bakura was so interested in what Malik was saying that he forgot all about his finger.
Malik could hardly believe how much Bakura didn't know about his beloved fire. Not that he was complaining. Malik was actually having fun telling the yami everything he knew about fire and the ways of the Pyros. And strangely enough Bakura was a fast learner. The hikari had never been the smarter one before. He liked it too.
"Keep trying you'll get the hang of it" Malik had just finished showing Bakura how to ignite his lighter. "It took me about three days to get use to it" encouraged the blond.
"Ya well have you ever gotten burned?" questioned Bakura. He had already added about three more burns to his first one. Not to mention his thumb was becoming raw from the jagged edge of the dial.
"O MY RA YES. More then I can count" laughed the hikari "but you eventually get use to it...that and the fact that practice makes perfect."
"Ok so let me get this straight" began the yami. He faced Malik as he started to recap everything he had been taught today. "Pyro Maniacs are people that...like fire?" The hikari nodded. "So what, do they just go around burning stuff?" inquired Bakura.
Malik shook his head "yes...and no. Pyros...well they...umm...." the blond was struggling with his words. "Well actually...ya I guess that's true. But there's more to it then just burning stuff"
"Like?" questioned the yami.
"It's hard to explain. It's one of those things were you just have to figure it out on your own." Replied the lighter half. Bakura nodded in response.
They had become fairly good friends by the time the two had stopped walking. It had taken Malik what seemed like forever to interpret all of his pyro wisdom to the white haired boy.
"Hey Malik umm.....don't take this the wrong way or anything.....or ill hurt you, but umm do you think I could stay at your house for tonight?" asked the yami.
The hikari blinked a few times then started to laugh "The funny thing is I was going to ask you the same thing."
Bakura looked puzzled "You were going to ask me if I would like come over?"
"What? No I was going to ask if I could stay at your house" corrected the blond.
"Damn it. Me and Ryou kinda got into a fight and he through me out" confessed the yami, kicking a rock with his feet. "Why can't I stay to your house?"
"O umm hehehe well you see umm it's really quite a funny story actually but ummm......me and Marik got into a fight too" finished Malik nervously.
Bakura could swear he saw Malik blushing. He wondered why but decided not to question it. There was a short silence.
"Where else could we stay?" questioned the blond.
"How about that Seto guy?" suggested the yami
"Na he's probably to busy with that dog of his anyways" replied Malik.
Bakura chuckled a little "True true."
"What about that Duke guy?" offered the hikari.
" Do you know where he lives?" answered the darker half
"Damn" cursed the blond.
"Well that's crap" stated Bakura.
At that moment Malik heard a small 'squash' under his shoe. He looked down then said, "Yup, doesn't smell to nice either" he admitted with a grimace on his face. The yami looked at his new found friend in confusion. A small smile appeared on his face as he understood.
They both laughed for a while and when they clamed down Bakura said. "Well at least we know the one place where we're NOT going" ~* and no he's not talking about his or Malik's house *~ Malik looked at him then smiled, knowing exactly where he was talking about.
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A/N Humm I wonder what those two are talking about? More specifically where? O well guess you have to what until I move my fast ass and post the next chap. *sigh* im sooo sorry it took so long Its just that I can never get any peace and quiet anyways Im soooo happy all of you like my first chap. ^-^ I feel so loved!!!
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Disclaimer- -_- Yeah I own Yu-Gi-Oh. Sure and fish walk the earth dating green pigs wearing poke-dotted bow ties, Eating pineapple pirsher *sigh* but they don't and of course I don't either
o yeah and id like to give credit for my friend TheUnlovedOutcast I would be soooo lost with out you Considering I can't spell worth crap ~Was threatened if I didn't to this~
(Thinking) *Actions* ~* me talking, because sometimes I just have to say something *~ ~-*-~-*-~-*-~-*-~-*-~-*-~-*-~-*-~-*-~
"Where is it? Where is it?" complained Bakura to no one in particular, as he ruffled through the uncut grass. He was franticly searching for the metallic box that had slipped out of his hands earlier.
"What ya doin'?" questioned the skater as he stood up on his wobbly feet.
"Nothing" grumbled the yami.
He didn't really know why he cared so much about the little box. It's just that it was so cool looking and it had that funny phrase on it. Besides it might be important to Ryou, not that he cared or anything, but he just didn't want to get on the boy's bad side........Again.
Bakura blinked. He stopped searching through the grass and looked up at the dirty blond that had caused him to fall for the fourth or fifth time today. His eyes narrowed when he saw who it was.
The white haired boy made a 'humph' and went back to looking for the trinket.
"What do you want Malik?" he growled not bothering to look up.
Bakura and Malik had never really gotten along. Well actually they never really had a chance to not get along or get along for that matter. They were more of acquaintances if anything else. Knew each other's name and saw each other occasionally but that's about it.
"Nothing, why do you ask?" replied the hikari innocently.
Malik shrugged and turned his head when Bakura didn't answer. At that moment he saw something sparkle in the grass. The hikari picked it up, but before he had a chance to get a good look at the it, the darker half of the two ripped it out of his hands.
"That's mine!" Growled the yami angrily, looking the object over seeing if Malik had damaged it in any way, shape, or form.
"Really? That's awesome! I got o-" exclaimed the lighter half excitedly, but was cut off.
"Yeah, yeah, sure, what ever, that's nice Malik" said Bakura dismissing every word with a simple wave of his hand.
Malik was a little pissed off that Bakura wasn't listening to him but since his attention span was as long lasting as a potato's he soon forgot about it.
"What does it say?" asked the dirty blond, indicating to the yami's metallic box.
"What? Oh umm it says" began Bakura looking down at the trinket. "24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case Coincidence? I think NOT!" when he finished there was a short silence.
".........Ha! That's pretty funny." Laughed Malik suddenly
"Yeah, I know.......Now...go away" ordered the yami irritated.
But, of course, Malik wasn't pay attention ~* because that's just the kind of guy he is. alternative hearing and all* ~
"That's a pretty cool lighter Bakura, where did you get it?" asked the hikari.
"A what?" questioned the white haired boy.
"What?" replied Malik in confusion to Bakura's reply.
"What did you call it? A lighter? Is that what this is?" inquired the darker half looking down at his metallic box.
Malik had a look of horror on his face, his mouth gaping open not to mention trembling a bit.
"You mean," he blinked a few times, "you don't know...what a lighter is??????"
Malik couldn't believe his ears. How could some one NOT know what a lighter is. Especially if they HAD one! The hikari had grown up with lighters and stuff like that it had never occurred to him that anyone wouldn't know what it was. Seeing the look on Malik's face made Bakura realize he had just made himself look really stupid. The darker half tried to recover from the mistake.
"OF COUSE I KNOW WHAT A LIGHTER IS.........................now," shouted the white haired boy, looking down at his feet as he said the last part.
Thinking quickly wasn't his strong suit.
Malik's jaw dropped even lower, if that was possible."You poor, poor deprived little-man" he said with pure pity on his face while shaking his head solemnly.
Bakura growled a bit, he had the urge to slap blond up side the head but he really really really wanted to know more about this lighter thing. So he decided against it.
"So huh," started the darker half rocking back and forth on the balls of his heels.
"Let's say I didn't know what a ummm 'lighter' is and I asked you what it was. What would your answer be? H-hypothetically,...of course." probed the yami using his fingers to indicate quotation marks.
The hikari's facial expression turned from pity to the 'you are such a dumb ass' look very quickly.
"Do you really think I'm that stupid?" questioned Malik.
Bakura didn't say anything but he didn't have to. his face said a thousand words or in this case just one. Yes
"If you want to know what a lighter is then just ask, ya jackass" retorted the lighter half.
Bakura gave Malik one of his famous death glares. He did NOT like people making fun of him. Well technically Malik wasn't making fun of him...or was he? Nah, Malik wasn't that smart.
The darker half growled a little. He didn't feel like damaging his pride any more then he had already done today. So he turned, and left saying nothing more than a 'humph'.
The blond shrugged. (his loss) He stood there, not knowing what to do now that Bakura was leaving. Still being on his skates and all, Malik rolled towards the yami and caught up fairly quickly, considering he was just walking. The haikari strode beside the white haired boy and hummed innocently.
Bakura started to walk faster getting annoyed, and Malik skated faster. And Bakura walked a little faster and Malik skated a little faster. ~* and so the Great Walking Chase beings! *~ And Bakura walked even faster. And Malik skated even faster. Then Bakura started to sprint. So Malik started to sprint/skate ~* sprint/skate...its sprinting......on skates *~. It was fairly easy to keep up with the paranoid yami considering he wasn't on wheels. Getting fed up with this charade, Bakura stopped abruptly, which caught Malik off guard making him fall.
"Ow. Crap it" whined the hikari rubbing his butt.
He slowly got up, but since he was still wearing his skates, he slipped again.
"OWWIIIEEEE!!" he whined. "Grrrr baka Bastard" he grumbled, obviously talking about the darker half.
Bakura could only point and laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
(Well, I guess I can't laugh too much considering that happened to me too.) he thought. Bakura calmed down and started to walk off once more but this time a whole lot faster. Seeing the yami leave Malik hurried and got up, and followed once again. Getting annoyed Bakura turned around.
"STOP FOLLOWING ME!" he shouted.
The liter half blinked at Bakura's sudden 'ruddiness' "I'm not following you. I'm just walking with you, asshole," stated Malik.
"What's the difference?" shouted the yami trying ever so hard not to choke the boy.
"Well, you see, I was going this way in the first place. So technically I'm not following you, just walking with you. Like I said before...dumb ass" replied the blond.
Bakura's left eye began to twitch. Malik was seriously beginning to get on his nerves.
"Fine, then I'll just go this way" stated the yami and walked past Malik, in the opposite direction.
The hikari shrugged, "Your funeral."
At that Bakura stopped and turned around.
"What are you talking about?" he asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Well, you see, I forgot," Malik began.
Bakura fell over. ~* ^-^ I just couldn't resist it I had to put an anime fall in here * ~
"But I do know that over in that direction is very very VERY dangerous!...maybe there's a vicious dog loose...no that's not it. Maybe it was an inactive volcano about to erupt....hmm no that's not it either. hey! Maybe it was an out of control dive bombing elephant out to kill us all!" offered the lighter half enthusiastically.
The yami blinked and took a tremendous step away from the boy.
"I hope that whatever you have isn't contagious" commented Bakura.
Malik looked at Bakura confused, obviously not getting the insult
The white haired boy rolled his eyes (baka moron) ignoring Malik's warning he kept walking. At that moment the darker half heard a blood curtailing scream. Pausing for a moment, Bakura turned his feet around and walked back to Malik.
The hikari was sitting down on the grass taking off his skates, humming to himself. Apparently he hadn't heard the scream.
"Can I help you?" asked the blond looking up at the yami curiously.
"You never told me what a lighter was." began Bakura. He would never admit that he took Malik's warning seriously.... Well the warning not the suggestions. (Ha volcano what a moron)
Malik smiled, he could easily see that this was hurting the yami's pride immensely. He just whish he had a camera. What a Kodak moment this would make.
"Glad you asked!" exclaimed the boy, jumping up. "But before I tell you anything you have to do something for me." started hikari.
Bakura was already pissed off this guy was getting on his last nerves how the Hell did Marik stand him?
"You know Malik, if you didn't want to tell me then you don't have to be a jackass about it. Damn it,you could have just said so" replied the darker half angrily.
"What? No no no that's not it. I'll tell you. Promise. It's just that...well if you don't know what a lighter is then...where did you get it?" questioned Marik rubbing the back of his neck.
He just couldn't grasp the fact that Bakura didn't know what a lighter was. I mean he grew up with knowing what a lighter was. In fact, that was his first word!
"Ummm I found it" answered the yami not wanted to admit to being thrown out of his house and had stuff thrown at him.
"Right. Ok then." Replied the blond, clapping his hands together "So umm what do you want to know first?" he asked exuberantly.
"Well, first of all, what does a lighter do any ways?" wondered the white haired boy.
The lighter half was silent for a bit, pondering what to say next. "Ok I lied I wont tell you....to difficult" This was going to be harder than he thought. (I'd better just start off at the basics) "Here ill show you"
Malik reached in his pocket and pulled out a metallic box similar to Bakura's.
"You see this?" stated the hikari "This is my lighter" he hugged it. It was by far his most prized possession. Bakura noticed that it too had writing on it.
"What's it say?"
Malik smiled "I was hoping you would ask that it says...." He cleared his throat.
"Join the army Meet interesting people ...And kill them!" he beamed The yami chuckled a little.
"Ok this is a lighter" began the blond. He flipped it open. "You use it to put things on fire...well technically most people use it to light cigarettes. But that stuff is gross"
"What do you use it for?" questioned Bakura.
"Like I said before. To put things on fire " replied the lighter half getting reiterated, he paused "......you do know what fire is don't you?" Malik was hoping beyond hope Bakura knew what fire was, if not then this was a waist of time.
Bakura glared at Malik. Taking that as an answer the hikari put his thumb on the dial "Right ok umm moving on". A small flame appeared at the top of the lighter as Malik bared down on it. The yami was mesmerized. He had never seen something so beautiful before, Ryou had made it clear that he was NEVER aloud in the kitchen especially near the stove.
Completely oblivious to what he was doing Bakura moved his index finger towards the fire.....and touched it.
"OUCH!" yelped the darker half.
He put his finger inside of his mouth to keep it from hurting. Malik didn't say anything he just looked at Bakura with a face that clearly said ' you dumb ass' Malik had no idea Bakura was this stupid.
"This," started the blond pointing to the flame, "this is fire. Don't touch it. It Hurts really really bad" said Malik as if he was speaking to a 5 year old.
Bakura suddenly had the urge to ring Malik's neck. Instead he just glared at him. Aside from his finger hurting this was getting pretty interesting and he wanted to learn more. Taking his finger out of his mouth "You could have told me that sooner" grumbled the yami. "Well how the hell should I know that you've been living in the pre- historic times. HELL! BEFORE the pre-historic times." Exclaimed the lighter half.
"It's not my fault" pouted Bakura "Ryou's never let me get near the stove let alone the kitchen" he made a little whimper as he put his finger back in is mouth.
"O grow up" criticized the hikari "It will stop hurting eventually. Now do you want me to tell you what I use this for or not?" Getting silence from Bakura, Malik continued. " I am what people call a Pyro Maniac" he stated proudly. The darker half just looked at the him in confusion. Malik sighed seeing Bakura's expression. (This is going to take a while)
The two started walking. Bakura manly kept quiet while Malik explained just about everything, that had to do with fire anyway. Surprisingly this was really interesting to him and even sounded fun. Bakura was so interested in what Malik was saying that he forgot all about his finger.
Malik could hardly believe how much Bakura didn't know about his beloved fire. Not that he was complaining. Malik was actually having fun telling the yami everything he knew about fire and the ways of the Pyros. And strangely enough Bakura was a fast learner. The hikari had never been the smarter one before. He liked it too.
"Keep trying you'll get the hang of it" Malik had just finished showing Bakura how to ignite his lighter. "It took me about three days to get use to it" encouraged the blond.
"Ya well have you ever gotten burned?" questioned Bakura. He had already added about three more burns to his first one. Not to mention his thumb was becoming raw from the jagged edge of the dial.
"O MY RA YES. More then I can count" laughed the hikari "but you eventually get use to it...that and the fact that practice makes perfect."
"Ok so let me get this straight" began the yami. He faced Malik as he started to recap everything he had been taught today. "Pyro Maniacs are people that...like fire?" The hikari nodded. "So what, do they just go around burning stuff?" inquired Bakura.
Malik shook his head "yes...and no. Pyros...well they...umm...." the blond was struggling with his words. "Well actually...ya I guess that's true. But there's more to it then just burning stuff"
"Like?" questioned the yami.
"It's hard to explain. It's one of those things were you just have to figure it out on your own." Replied the lighter half. Bakura nodded in response.
They had become fairly good friends by the time the two had stopped walking. It had taken Malik what seemed like forever to interpret all of his pyro wisdom to the white haired boy.
"Hey Malik umm.....don't take this the wrong way or anything.....or ill hurt you, but umm do you think I could stay at your house for tonight?" asked the yami.
The hikari blinked a few times then started to laugh "The funny thing is I was going to ask you the same thing."
Bakura looked puzzled "You were going to ask me if I would like come over?"
"What? No I was going to ask if I could stay at your house" corrected the blond.
"Damn it. Me and Ryou kinda got into a fight and he through me out" confessed the yami, kicking a rock with his feet. "Why can't I stay to your house?"
"O umm hehehe well you see umm it's really quite a funny story actually but ummm......me and Marik got into a fight too" finished Malik nervously.
Bakura could swear he saw Malik blushing. He wondered why but decided not to question it. There was a short silence.
"Where else could we stay?" questioned the blond.
"How about that Seto guy?" suggested the yami
"Na he's probably to busy with that dog of his anyways" replied Malik.
Bakura chuckled a little "True true."
"What about that Duke guy?" offered the hikari.
" Do you know where he lives?" answered the darker half
"Damn" cursed the blond.
"Well that's crap" stated Bakura.
At that moment Malik heard a small 'squash' under his shoe. He looked down then said, "Yup, doesn't smell to nice either" he admitted with a grimace on his face. The yami looked at his new found friend in confusion. A small smile appeared on his face as he understood.
They both laughed for a while and when they clamed down Bakura said. "Well at least we know the one place where we're NOT going" ~* and no he's not talking about his or Malik's house *~ Malik looked at him then smiled, knowing exactly where he was talking about.
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A/N Humm I wonder what those two are talking about? More specifically where? O well guess you have to what until I move my fast ass and post the next chap. *sigh* im sooo sorry it took so long Its just that I can never get any peace and quiet anyways Im soooo happy all of you like my first chap. ^-^ I feel so loved!!!
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