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Nerwen Calaelen: Ooh, cool name! And that is a GOOD idea! The one with Faramir, Boromir, & Denethor. And don't worry, I will do Gollum.
Kate: You have a crazed evil elf? Cool! And one of those is this chapter, don't worry! : )
Chicki45: You can ALWAYS make suggestions! I love suggestions! Thank you!!!
Happy molecule: You like it! Yay! Trust me, I'll definitely do Aragorn and Pippin again. Maybe even in the same chapter.
Rhiannon: Thanks! And one of your wishes is coming true this chapter!!
Up this chapter..Legolas and Harry Potter!
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
Prof. Dumbledore gave me your name and address. He said that you could help me with hair and girls. Can you please? I'm DESPERATE!
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Sure. Get yourself some long blond hair, perfect skin, pointy ears, and a sexy body, and the girls will be all over you. Who are you anyhow? I just happen to be a tall, thin, blond, sexy elf.
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, and non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
You're an ELF? But elves are so annoying, and well..ugly. And short. And stupid. Besides, I HATE blonds. I know one. His name is Malfoy. He makes me cry. wet paper
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
PS: Where do I get all that stuff you mentioned anyhow?
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
UGLY? SHORT? ANNOYING? Are you sure you don't mean hobbits?
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, Prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
PS: You can find ALL those things at your local Wal-Mart.
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
Hobbit?
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
PS: Where's Wal-Mart?
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Hobbit. You know, short, ugly, stupid little creatures who copied our ears?
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
PS: Never mind 'bout Wal-Mart. It's a local store I think.
PT, Legolas: And I thought HUMANS were stupid.
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas, Huh?
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter,
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Never mind. You want advice on girls? See my other letter.
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, Prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
I TRIED, but everyone said I was trying to look like Legolas from Lord of the Rings and laughed at me!
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Lord of the Rings?
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, Prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
You know, the book series? By JRR Tolkien?
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Nope. And also, if your hair won't stay down, don't wash it for a couple years. Aragorn's hair always stayed down, after all.
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
Aragorn? You know Aragorn?
Confused, ugly, and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16-year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
At this point, Legolas was too weirded out to write, and Harry Potter too confused.
Vote, please! (and review)
Denethor/Boromir/Fararmir (see Nerwen Calaelen's review of ch. 6 for details!)
Legolas/Galadriel
Glorfindel/Gimli
Gandalf/Balrog
Gollum/Frodo
Gollum/Bilbo
Legolas/Tharanduil
Aragorn/Faramir
Gandalf/Saruman
The One Ring/Bilbo
Or feel free to come up with more sets of pen-pals.
Incurelf
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Nerwen Calaelen: Ooh, cool name! And that is a GOOD idea! The one with Faramir, Boromir, & Denethor. And don't worry, I will do Gollum.
Kate: You have a crazed evil elf? Cool! And one of those is this chapter, don't worry! : )
Chicki45: You can ALWAYS make suggestions! I love suggestions! Thank you!!!
Happy molecule: You like it! Yay! Trust me, I'll definitely do Aragorn and Pippin again. Maybe even in the same chapter.
Rhiannon: Thanks! And one of your wishes is coming true this chapter!!
Up this chapter..Legolas and Harry Potter!
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
Prof. Dumbledore gave me your name and address. He said that you could help me with hair and girls. Can you please? I'm DESPERATE!
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Sure. Get yourself some long blond hair, perfect skin, pointy ears, and a sexy body, and the girls will be all over you. Who are you anyhow? I just happen to be a tall, thin, blond, sexy elf.
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, and non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
You're an ELF? But elves are so annoying, and well..ugly. And short. And stupid. Besides, I HATE blonds. I know one. His name is Malfoy. He makes me cry. wet paper
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
PS: Where do I get all that stuff you mentioned anyhow?
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
UGLY? SHORT? ANNOYING? Are you sure you don't mean hobbits?
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, Prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
PS: You can find ALL those things at your local Wal-Mart.
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
Hobbit?
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
PS: Where's Wal-Mart?
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Hobbit. You know, short, ugly, stupid little creatures who copied our ears?
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
PS: Never mind 'bout Wal-Mart. It's a local store I think.
PT, Legolas: And I thought HUMANS were stupid.
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas, Huh?
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter,
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Never mind. You want advice on girls? See my other letter.
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, Prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
I TRIED, but everyone said I was trying to look like Legolas from Lord of the Rings and laughed at me!
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Lord of the Rings?
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, Prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
You know, the book series? By JRR Tolkien?
Ugly and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16- year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
To: Harry Potter
From: Legolas
Dear Harry Potter,
Nope. And also, if your hair won't stay down, don't wash it for a couple years. Aragorn's hair always stayed down, after all.
Legolas, hottest elf in Mirkwood, prince of Mirkwood, target of crazy fangirls, non cross-dresser
To: Legolas
From: Harry Potter
Dear Legolas,
Aragorn? You know Aragorn?
Confused, ugly, and un noticed, Harry Potter, killer of memories in the form of 16-year olds, stuttering teachers, god-son of a convicted murderer, somehow connected to majorly evil mass-murderer, owner of extremely ugly lightning scar
At this point, Legolas was too weirded out to write, and Harry Potter too confused.
Vote, please! (and review)
Denethor/Boromir/Fararmir (see Nerwen Calaelen's review of ch. 6 for details!)
Legolas/Galadriel
Glorfindel/Gimli
Gandalf/Balrog
Gollum/Frodo
Gollum/Bilbo
Legolas/Tharanduil
Aragorn/Faramir
Gandalf/Saruman
The One Ring/Bilbo
Or feel free to come up with more sets of pen-pals.
Incurelf