Chapter 8
I have reached 30 reviews! Yay! Go reviewers!
Viraten: Thank you!!!
Nerwen Calaelen: Thank you SOO much for stayin' with this!!!
Enelya Anarion: Thank you soo much!!! Love your name!
Kate: A sugar-high Aragorn? Freaky, but cool! Can I see? Thank you as well for staying with this!!!
Vardalothwen: Ooh, a HP suggestion! Cool! Yes, LOTR is WAY better.
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Begora John: Ooh, nice long review! Thanks!!! Good suggestion, too!
THANK YOU ALL SOOO MUCH!!!
Now, as for this chapter. You all seem to be VERY much in favor of Bilbo/One Ring, so, that's what I'm doing. I would just like to say, and I'll say again later, if you want Gollum, WHO should be writing to Gollum???
Dear Bilbo,
Why'd you give me to that stinkin' nephew of yours? He BARELY puts me on, he speaks ill of me, AND he smells. Oh, and he's on some stupid quest to destroy me. YOU FRICKIN' RETARD!!! I WAS SAFE WITH YOU, SAFE! MY MASTER WOULD'VE COME FOR ME! Well, the Nazgul would've. They're my baby-sitters, but that's besides the point. THEY WOULDA come, but YOU gave me to FRODO!
Round, gold, shiny, & evil, the One Ring
Dear One Ring,
How do you write?
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY
Dear Bilbo,
How do I write? Uuh.I'll get back to you on that one. The point is, YOUR NEPHEW IS A FREAKIN ANNOYANCE!!!
Round, gold, shiny, & evil, the One Ring
PS: Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins......
PT, One Ring: speaking Aragorn.......Elessar..... thinking Damn, it, Aragorn, Elessar, whatever the hell your name is! TAKE ME! PUT ME ON! You KNOW you WANT to!!! $#!+.
Dear One Ring,
Right.well, I gave the Ri-er, you, to Frodo because Gandalf told me to. And whatever Gandalf says, Bilbo does, because Bilbo is a GOOD hobbit!
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY
Dear Bilbo,
GANDALF? You listen to HIM? Tsk, tsk! You gotta listen to MY master. Sauron. Aah, the beauty of that flaming eye! Oh, how sexy those flames! Oh, how-what was I saying? Oh, right. Well, I'll have you know, that I am THE ONE RING, and NOTHING can stand against me, not even Gandalf!
Round, gold, shiny, & evil, the One Ring
Dear One Ring,
Um, I think you need a doctor. If you guys aren't with the Fellowship, & it's just you, Frodo, and Sam, then ask Sam to make you a nice brace of coneys, with tomahtoes, sausages, and nice, crispy bacon. It's the hobbit cure-all.
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY Dear Bilbo,
A DOCTOR? IN THE MIDDLE OF EMYN MUIL? ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU NUTS? ARE YOU INSANE? Besides, did YOU ever hear of a doctor who could treat super-duper- shiny-gold-round-definitely-totally-all-around-evil ring?
The One super-duper-shiny-gold-round-definitely-totally-all-around- evil Ring
Dear One Ring,
Actually, I'm a hobbit.
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY
Dear Bilbo,
I'm gonna have to break off this correspondence now, as we're going to enter Mordor soon, and I can't WAIT to see my master again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The One super-duper-shiny-gold-round-definitely-totally-all-around-evil-and- excited Ring
After this, neither wrote anymore, Bilbo being preoccupied anyway with Elrond's problems (see other chapters) and the One Ring, of course, was too excited, and, eventually, destroyed.
Right. Voting time again!
Arwen/Eowyn
Boromir/Faramir/Denethor
Faramir/Aragorn
Frodo/WHO?????
Galadriel/Treebeard
Gandalf/Balrog
Glorfindel/Gandalf
Glorfindel/Gimli
Gollum/WHO?????
Legolas/Galadriel
Legolas/Haldir
Legolas/Tharanduil
Pippin/Treebeard
Saruman/Gandalf
Sauron/Ringwraiths
Sauron/Voldemort
That's a lot. Anyway, vote, PLEASE, and I'll get back you ASAP.
Incurelf
I have reached 30 reviews! Yay! Go reviewers!
Viraten: Thank you!!!
Nerwen Calaelen: Thank you SOO much for stayin' with this!!!
Enelya Anarion: Thank you soo much!!! Love your name!
Kate: A sugar-high Aragorn? Freaky, but cool! Can I see? Thank you as well for staying with this!!!
Vardalothwen: Ooh, a HP suggestion! Cool! Yes, LOTR is WAY better.
LuNaMoOn: Thank you!!!
Begora John: Ooh, nice long review! Thanks!!! Good suggestion, too!
THANK YOU ALL SOOO MUCH!!!
Now, as for this chapter. You all seem to be VERY much in favor of Bilbo/One Ring, so, that's what I'm doing. I would just like to say, and I'll say again later, if you want Gollum, WHO should be writing to Gollum???
Dear Bilbo,
Why'd you give me to that stinkin' nephew of yours? He BARELY puts me on, he speaks ill of me, AND he smells. Oh, and he's on some stupid quest to destroy me. YOU FRICKIN' RETARD!!! I WAS SAFE WITH YOU, SAFE! MY MASTER WOULD'VE COME FOR ME! Well, the Nazgul would've. They're my baby-sitters, but that's besides the point. THEY WOULDA come, but YOU gave me to FRODO!
Round, gold, shiny, & evil, the One Ring
Dear One Ring,
How do you write?
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY
Dear Bilbo,
How do I write? Uuh.I'll get back to you on that one. The point is, YOUR NEPHEW IS A FREAKIN ANNOYANCE!!!
Round, gold, shiny, & evil, the One Ring
PS: Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins...... Baggins......
PT, One Ring: speaking Aragorn.......Elessar..... thinking Damn, it, Aragorn, Elessar, whatever the hell your name is! TAKE ME! PUT ME ON! You KNOW you WANT to!!! $#!+.
Dear One Ring,
Right.well, I gave the Ri-er, you, to Frodo because Gandalf told me to. And whatever Gandalf says, Bilbo does, because Bilbo is a GOOD hobbit!
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY
Dear Bilbo,
GANDALF? You listen to HIM? Tsk, tsk! You gotta listen to MY master. Sauron. Aah, the beauty of that flaming eye! Oh, how sexy those flames! Oh, how-what was I saying? Oh, right. Well, I'll have you know, that I am THE ONE RING, and NOTHING can stand against me, not even Gandalf!
Round, gold, shiny, & evil, the One Ring
Dear One Ring,
Um, I think you need a doctor. If you guys aren't with the Fellowship, & it's just you, Frodo, and Sam, then ask Sam to make you a nice brace of coneys, with tomahtoes, sausages, and nice, crispy bacon. It's the hobbit cure-all.
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY Dear Bilbo,
A DOCTOR? IN THE MIDDLE OF EMYN MUIL? ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU NUTS? ARE YOU INSANE? Besides, did YOU ever hear of a doctor who could treat super-duper- shiny-gold-round-definitely-totally-all-around-evil ring?
The One super-duper-shiny-gold-round-definitely-totally-all-around- evil Ring
Dear One Ring,
Actually, I'm a hobbit.
Bilbo, the ONE and ONLY
Dear Bilbo,
I'm gonna have to break off this correspondence now, as we're going to enter Mordor soon, and I can't WAIT to see my master again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The One super-duper-shiny-gold-round-definitely-totally-all-around-evil-and- excited Ring
After this, neither wrote anymore, Bilbo being preoccupied anyway with Elrond's problems (see other chapters) and the One Ring, of course, was too excited, and, eventually, destroyed.
Right. Voting time again!
Arwen/Eowyn
Boromir/Faramir/Denethor
Faramir/Aragorn
Frodo/WHO?????
Galadriel/Treebeard
Gandalf/Balrog
Glorfindel/Gandalf
Glorfindel/Gimli
Gollum/WHO?????
Legolas/Galadriel
Legolas/Haldir
Legolas/Tharanduil
Pippin/Treebeard
Saruman/Gandalf
Sauron/Ringwraiths
Sauron/Voldemort
That's a lot. Anyway, vote, PLEASE, and I'll get back you ASAP.
Incurelf