Ooh, reviews so quickly! Thank you all soo much!
Chicki45: Thank you! Thanks for staying with this, too! Oh, and the Ring says that, if you can find it, it would be happy to have you baby-sit.
Viraten: Thank you!!!
Nerwen Calaelen: Thanks! Thanks for staying with this!!! Don't worry, I will keep writing and writing and writing and you get the idea.
Zephdae: I guess you HAVE got a point about the Legolas/Merry/Pippin thing, but forgive me please, as I wrote that in Tech Ed, and that is soo boring it was all I could think of. But Gollum/Dobby is a GOOD idea!
LuNaMoOn: Thanks for complimentin' & sticking with me! Voldy.snigger good nickname.
AET: Thanks! And yeah, they're enemies.
By a smashing win of 2 to 1 for all the rest, Gandalf/Saruman has won for this chapter. Enjoy!
Dear Gandalf,
Why don't you come visit me? I got a room saved 'specially for you. It's got a /great/ view, and it's real cheap! Come check it out!
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
Dear Saruman,
Does it come with free Palantir-night time TV?
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
Uuh.sure! Look, just come on over. I'll even throw in a free consulting session. I know it's been hard, dealing with all of your problems plus those cute, adorable, se-er, annoying hobbits.
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
PS: I was NOT about to say sexy up there!
PT, Saruman: Please don't let him find out that I'm a pervy hobbit fancier, please!
Dear Saruman,
I don't have problems! But I'll tell you what, I'll come anyway. I've got important stuff to talk about. And just for the record, the Halfling's leaf is VERY good!
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
PS: You wouldn't be a pervy hobbit fancier by any chance, would you?
Dear Gandalf,
Ok then! I'll put you down for the 18th then, ok? And I've tried that stuff of the Halfling's. Elfish weed is SO much better. And I am NOT a PHF!*
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
*PHF= Pervy Hobbit Fancier
Dear Saruman,
The 18th is GREAT! And Elfish weed is like, NOT better! It's ok to be a PHF! I've set up a club thing for it, PHFA, Inc. That's Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous, Inc. I'll send you some pamphlets. No, I'll bring you some! Then I can introduce you to the club and you can decide if you want a membership. We have meetings once a month where we sit and discuss hobbits and ogle hobbit photos.
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
Dude, elfish weed is like, SO much better! And PHFA, Inc sounds GREAT! I'm in!
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
PT, Saruman: I do hope Sauron doesn't mind. Wait! Maybe he'll join! Hmm.
Dear Saruman,
I'm glad you decided to join PHFA, Inc, but is it really necessary to beat me up and imprison me on top of Barad-dur?
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
That's on top of ORTHANC to you, buddy! And I'm not imprisoning you, that's the room I was talking about! And you unknowningly joined the WLS club. That 'beating' as you called it, was the initiation ceremony.
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
Dear Saruman,
I'm on Orthanc? In Isengard? Why didn't someone TELL me? My doctor told me not to come here because..uh..what was it he said? Oh, right. There's a shortage of hobbit weed here and that's very bad for me. And what's WLS?
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smokes'n smells, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
WLS is We Love Sauron. You're in on it. Isn't it cool? I'll send you up the membership kit later.
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
Dear Saruman,
You're EVIL? Oh shit.
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smokes'n smells and has just escaped to R-crap. I better not tell you I'm in Rivendell, Gandalf
After this, Saruman was too put out that Gandalf didn't want to join his club that he didn't write anymore. And he was in trouble with Sauron for losing a potential member.
And Gandalf was forbidden by Elrond to write to Saruman, even though "he's a member of PHFA, Inc!", and then he went along with Frodo to make himself feel better, and besides, Elrond had told him that there would be four hobbits on the quest, and that made him VERY excited.
Right. Vote, please!
Arwen/Eowyn
Boromir/Faramir/Denethor
Boromir/Faramir
Faramir/Aragorn
Frodo/Gollum
Galadriel/Treebeard
Gandalf/Balrog
Glorfindel/Gandalf
Glorfindel/Gimli
Gollum/Dobby
Legolas/Galadriel
Legolas/Haldir
Legolas/Tharanduil
Pippin/Treebeard
Saruman/Gandalf
Sauron/Ringwraiths
Sauron/Voldemort
I think that's it. Vote or give your own suggestions. Or both. Doesn't matter. And review too!
Incurelf
Chicki45: Thank you! Thanks for staying with this, too! Oh, and the Ring says that, if you can find it, it would be happy to have you baby-sit.
Viraten: Thank you!!!
Nerwen Calaelen: Thanks! Thanks for staying with this!!! Don't worry, I will keep writing and writing and writing and you get the idea.
Zephdae: I guess you HAVE got a point about the Legolas/Merry/Pippin thing, but forgive me please, as I wrote that in Tech Ed, and that is soo boring it was all I could think of. But Gollum/Dobby is a GOOD idea!
LuNaMoOn: Thanks for complimentin' & sticking with me! Voldy.snigger good nickname.
AET: Thanks! And yeah, they're enemies.
By a smashing win of 2 to 1 for all the rest, Gandalf/Saruman has won for this chapter. Enjoy!
Dear Gandalf,
Why don't you come visit me? I got a room saved 'specially for you. It's got a /great/ view, and it's real cheap! Come check it out!
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
Dear Saruman,
Does it come with free Palantir-night time TV?
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
Uuh.sure! Look, just come on over. I'll even throw in a free consulting session. I know it's been hard, dealing with all of your problems plus those cute, adorable, se-er, annoying hobbits.
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
PS: I was NOT about to say sexy up there!
PT, Saruman: Please don't let him find out that I'm a pervy hobbit fancier, please!
Dear Saruman,
I don't have problems! But I'll tell you what, I'll come anyway. I've got important stuff to talk about. And just for the record, the Halfling's leaf is VERY good!
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
PS: You wouldn't be a pervy hobbit fancier by any chance, would you?
Dear Gandalf,
Ok then! I'll put you down for the 18th then, ok? And I've tried that stuff of the Halfling's. Elfish weed is SO much better. And I am NOT a PHF!*
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
*PHF= Pervy Hobbit Fancier
Dear Saruman,
The 18th is GREAT! And Elfish weed is like, NOT better! It's ok to be a PHF! I've set up a club thing for it, PHFA, Inc. That's Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Anonymous, Inc. I'll send you some pamphlets. No, I'll bring you some! Then I can introduce you to the club and you can decide if you want a membership. We have meetings once a month where we sit and discuss hobbits and ogle hobbit photos.
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
Dude, elfish weed is like, SO much better! And PHFA, Inc sounds GREAT! I'm in!
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
PT, Saruman: I do hope Sauron doesn't mind. Wait! Maybe he'll join! Hmm.
Dear Saruman,
I'm glad you decided to join PHFA, Inc, but is it really necessary to beat me up and imprison me on top of Barad-dur?
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smells'n smokes, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
That's on top of ORTHANC to you, buddy! And I'm not imprisoning you, that's the room I was talking about! And you unknowningly joined the WLS club. That 'beating' as you called it, was the initiation ceremony.
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
Dear Saruman,
I'm on Orthanc? In Isengard? Why didn't someone TELL me? My doctor told me not to come here because..uh..what was it he said? Oh, right. There's a shortage of hobbit weed here and that's very bad for me. And what's WLS?
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smokes'n smells, Gandalf
Dear Gandalf,
WLS is We Love Sauron. You're in on it. Isn't it cool? I'll send you up the membership kit later.
Signed, the white dude with long hair, Saruman
Dear Saruman,
You're EVIL? Oh shit.
Signed, the grey dude with bad hair who smokes'n smells and has just escaped to R-crap. I better not tell you I'm in Rivendell, Gandalf
After this, Saruman was too put out that Gandalf didn't want to join his club that he didn't write anymore. And he was in trouble with Sauron for losing a potential member.
And Gandalf was forbidden by Elrond to write to Saruman, even though "he's a member of PHFA, Inc!", and then he went along with Frodo to make himself feel better, and besides, Elrond had told him that there would be four hobbits on the quest, and that made him VERY excited.
Right. Vote, please!
Arwen/Eowyn
Boromir/Faramir/Denethor
Boromir/Faramir
Faramir/Aragorn
Frodo/Gollum
Galadriel/Treebeard
Gandalf/Balrog
Glorfindel/Gandalf
Glorfindel/Gimli
Gollum/Dobby
Legolas/Galadriel
Legolas/Haldir
Legolas/Tharanduil
Pippin/Treebeard
Saruman/Gandalf
Sauron/Ringwraiths
Sauron/Voldemort
I think that's it. Vote or give your own suggestions. Or both. Doesn't matter. And review too!
Incurelf