50 reviews!!! Me so happy! Thank you thank you thank you all my
reviewers!!!!!!!!!!!! hands out chocolate
Now I thank you personally:
Vardalothwen: And you! Thanks!!! You can vote as many times as you want. Makes no difference to me.
Izzykit: Thanks!!! Yes, Legolas and Haldir are very cool elves. nods
Viraten: Thank ya too!!! Ringwraiths instead of Sauron.hmm..
Luna Goldsun: Thank ya!!! Voting twice is ok. So is voting 3 times. Or 4 times. You can vote as much as you want.
Bard: Thank ya very much!!!
Chicki45: Thanks!!! Sure you can join WLS! I'll get Legolas to write Saruman for you. Good luck with world domination (but watch out for Zephdae, I think she may be planning to take over as well). And the Ring says it would be happy to have you adopt it.provided you can find it and (if needed) remake it. And I love your reviews, very funny, so make 'em as long as you want.
Enelya Anarion: Thank ya!!! I didn't make up the baby-sitting advice thing, but to whoever made it up (can't remember) it WAS very good idea!
Cjcm14: Thanks!!! Thanks for voting too!
Nerwen Calaelen: You're back! Thank ya very much! Glad it cheered you up. Wherever you were ('cause I assume by the time you read this you'll be back) hope ya had fun!
Kyro: Thank ya!!! Yeah, you can join WLS! Legolas will write Saruman, so expect a pamphlet & member's kit by Orc Express. Very funny review!!
Little-lost-one: Thanks so much! Good suggestions, too. I like that.
Rght. I'm doing Arwen/Eowyn, they got 5 votes. Enjoy.
Dear Arwen,
You wouldn't be the woman who gave Aragorn that girlie jewel, would you?
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn,
I gave Aragorn a jewel, yes, but it wasn't THAT girlie! Anyway, Aragorn is SO mine, so stay away from him! I know what's going to happen! He's going to come to Rohan and then you're gonna fall in love with him and- wait.did that happen already? Daddy doesn't tell me ANYthing.
No love or smoochies for you,
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
That jewel is TOTALLY girlie. Yes, Aragorn IS in love with me, ha ha, but I don't want to write because he fell off of a cliff and now the only man around is Theoden! Do you know how GROSS he is?
Don't want any love and smoochies from you,
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn, You are SO stupid! You're in the same house castle fortress thing as an ELF (Legolas, at that) and you think no one is available. HelLO! Anyway, have mastered astral projection, so will go astral project to Arry and tell him some sappy encouraging things in Elfish.
You DEFINITELY don't get any love or smoochies now,
Arwen
PT, Arwen: Arry! I'm coming!!!
Dear Arwen,
Legolas? You have got to be kidding. He reminds me of this elf I dated when I was younger. But his name was Hal-something. I called him Hally. But then some prissy wood elf who just goes on about doom all the time called him to her because she needed someone to be in charge of her fighting elves. I'm pretty sure she was just getting tired of her husband though.
Like I wanted any love or smoochies in the first place,
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn,
You have like, totally got it ALL wrong, girl! Legolas is very nice. And very hot. He was my boyfriend for a bit, afore I saw Arry. And that would be Haldir, in the service of my Granny, who just happens to be one of the oldest elves around, Galadriel, so there! Although I do suspect her and Haldir of getting it on.
Well, good 'cause you don't get love and smoochies, Arwen
Dear Arwen,
Did I mention that Legolas is ugly? I'll tell you what. You can have Legolas, and I'll have Aragorn. I think that would work out for EVERYONE, don't you?
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn,
NO! ARRY IS MINE! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE HIM FROM ME! YOU ARE SUCH A MEANIE! I AM SO GOING TO TELL DADDY ON YOU! AND THEN HE'LL..HE'LL...UH..OOH HE'LL SEND HALDIR TO HELM'S DEEP TO TEMPT YOU! SO THERE! STAY AWAY FROM ARRY, FOUL TEMPTRESS!
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
Did you astral project to him? 'cause he wasn't paying ANY attention to me at ALL today. It wasn't fair! And I'll take him if I can! But wait.if Haldir comes..
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
PT, Eowyn: Haldir? HALDIR?! OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE, COOL!!! Is my hair alright? Should I pay special attention to Aragorn to see if he gets jealous? But wait.what if he thinks I don't want him? Oh no! And also this is going to be a MAJOR fashion crisis! Should I wear Elfish stuff? I wonder what's in Vogue right now. Ooh, I know! I'll wear that dress that says 'This may be a plain dress but MAN do I look sexy in it!'
Dear Eowyn,
I surely did astral project. Ha ha. And Haldir should be arriving there any day now. I laugh at you. I fart in your gene-whoops, wrong movie.
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
HALDIR CAME TODAY! HALDIR CAME! OH MY GOD! THIS IS LIKE, TOTALLY LIKE, COOL!
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you but maybe now Haldir wants me again
Dear Eowyn,
Haldir's going to die you know.
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
HALLY? DIE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SILENCE, FOUL UH...FOUL..SEER!
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you but now Haldir's but if he dies than Aragorn is SO mine
Dear Eowyn,
HEE HEE.
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
HALLY'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? HOW COULD YOU? I HATE YOU! I HATE ELVES! IN FACT, I'M GOING TO START IHE, Inc. AS SOON AS WE GET BACK TO EDORAS!!!
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you now that Hally's..Hally's...DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: IHE, Inc is I Hate Elves, Incorporated.
Dear Eowyn,
Yeah? Well I'll start the IHHC! I Hate Humans Club! So there! Meanie!
Arwen
After this, Eowyn was way too upset over Haldir and way too over her head about Aragorn to write, while Arwen was busy starting IHHC. Please let me know if you would like to join either club.
A NOTE ABOUT VOTING THAT MAY BE IN YOUR INTEREST TO READ:
-YOU CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT IN EACH REVIEW
-YOU CAN ALWAYS GIVE SUGGESTIONS, JUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY AREN'T ON THE VOTING LIST ALREADY
-DO ME A FAVOR & JUST DON'T VOTE, SAY SOMETHIN' BOUT THE CHAPTER (or chapters) AS WELL...I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BAD, MY MUSES WILL SET EACH OTHER ON FIRE, DANCE AROUND, AND GENERALLY HAVE A LOT OF FUN
-AND ALSO, I AM VERY FLATTERED IF/WHEN YOU SAY 'DO ALL OF THEM' OR WHATEVER, BUT IT'S EASIER FOR ME IF YOU SAY THE ONE YOU WANT NEXT, BUT THEN ADD THAT YOU WANT ALL OF THEM THANK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now for.the list!
Legolas/Haldir Glorfindel/Gimli Gandalf/Sauron Sauron/One Ring Sauron/Frodo Sauron/Voldemort Arwen/Eowyn Boromir/Faramir/Denethor Boromir/Faramir Faramir/Aragorn Tom Bombadil/PJ Gollum/Dobby Sauron/Ringwraiths Gandalf/Balrog
Reviews, reviews. I love reviews. Who doesn't? Anyway, sorry about the delay, me and my muses (all 8 of them) have been busy writing long poems for English, which was fun. : )
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Now I thank you personally:
Vardalothwen: And you! Thanks!!! You can vote as many times as you want. Makes no difference to me.
Izzykit: Thanks!!! Yes, Legolas and Haldir are very cool elves. nods
Viraten: Thank ya too!!! Ringwraiths instead of Sauron.hmm..
Luna Goldsun: Thank ya!!! Voting twice is ok. So is voting 3 times. Or 4 times. You can vote as much as you want.
Bard: Thank ya very much!!!
Chicki45: Thanks!!! Sure you can join WLS! I'll get Legolas to write Saruman for you. Good luck with world domination (but watch out for Zephdae, I think she may be planning to take over as well). And the Ring says it would be happy to have you adopt it.provided you can find it and (if needed) remake it. And I love your reviews, very funny, so make 'em as long as you want.
Enelya Anarion: Thank ya!!! I didn't make up the baby-sitting advice thing, but to whoever made it up (can't remember) it WAS very good idea!
Cjcm14: Thanks!!! Thanks for voting too!
Nerwen Calaelen: You're back! Thank ya very much! Glad it cheered you up. Wherever you were ('cause I assume by the time you read this you'll be back) hope ya had fun!
Kyro: Thank ya!!! Yeah, you can join WLS! Legolas will write Saruman, so expect a pamphlet & member's kit by Orc Express. Very funny review!!
Little-lost-one: Thanks so much! Good suggestions, too. I like that.
Rght. I'm doing Arwen/Eowyn, they got 5 votes. Enjoy.
Dear Arwen,
You wouldn't be the woman who gave Aragorn that girlie jewel, would you?
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn,
I gave Aragorn a jewel, yes, but it wasn't THAT girlie! Anyway, Aragorn is SO mine, so stay away from him! I know what's going to happen! He's going to come to Rohan and then you're gonna fall in love with him and- wait.did that happen already? Daddy doesn't tell me ANYthing.
No love or smoochies for you,
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
That jewel is TOTALLY girlie. Yes, Aragorn IS in love with me, ha ha, but I don't want to write because he fell off of a cliff and now the only man around is Theoden! Do you know how GROSS he is?
Don't want any love and smoochies from you,
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn, You are SO stupid! You're in the same house castle fortress thing as an ELF (Legolas, at that) and you think no one is available. HelLO! Anyway, have mastered astral projection, so will go astral project to Arry and tell him some sappy encouraging things in Elfish.
You DEFINITELY don't get any love or smoochies now,
Arwen
PT, Arwen: Arry! I'm coming!!!
Dear Arwen,
Legolas? You have got to be kidding. He reminds me of this elf I dated when I was younger. But his name was Hal-something. I called him Hally. But then some prissy wood elf who just goes on about doom all the time called him to her because she needed someone to be in charge of her fighting elves. I'm pretty sure she was just getting tired of her husband though.
Like I wanted any love or smoochies in the first place,
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn,
You have like, totally got it ALL wrong, girl! Legolas is very nice. And very hot. He was my boyfriend for a bit, afore I saw Arry. And that would be Haldir, in the service of my Granny, who just happens to be one of the oldest elves around, Galadriel, so there! Although I do suspect her and Haldir of getting it on.
Well, good 'cause you don't get love and smoochies, Arwen
Dear Arwen,
Did I mention that Legolas is ugly? I'll tell you what. You can have Legolas, and I'll have Aragorn. I think that would work out for EVERYONE, don't you?
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
Dear Eowyn,
NO! ARRY IS MINE! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE HIM FROM ME! YOU ARE SUCH A MEANIE! I AM SO GOING TO TELL DADDY ON YOU! AND THEN HE'LL..HE'LL...UH..OOH HE'LL SEND HALDIR TO HELM'S DEEP TO TEMPT YOU! SO THERE! STAY AWAY FROM ARRY, FOUL TEMPTRESS!
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
Did you astral project to him? 'cause he wasn't paying ANY attention to me at ALL today. It wasn't fair! And I'll take him if I can! But wait.if Haldir comes..
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you
PT, Eowyn: Haldir? HALDIR?! OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE, COOL!!! Is my hair alright? Should I pay special attention to Aragorn to see if he gets jealous? But wait.what if he thinks I don't want him? Oh no! And also this is going to be a MAJOR fashion crisis! Should I wear Elfish stuff? I wonder what's in Vogue right now. Ooh, I know! I'll wear that dress that says 'This may be a plain dress but MAN do I look sexy in it!'
Dear Eowyn,
I surely did astral project. Ha ha. And Haldir should be arriving there any day now. I laugh at you. I fart in your gene-whoops, wrong movie.
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
HALDIR CAME TODAY! HALDIR CAME! OH MY GOD! THIS IS LIKE, TOTALLY LIKE, COOL!
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you but maybe now Haldir wants me again
Dear Eowyn,
Haldir's going to die you know.
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
HALLY? DIE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SILENCE, FOUL UH...FOUL..SEER!
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you but now Haldir's but if he dies than Aragorn is SO mine
Dear Eowyn,
HEE HEE.
Arwen
Dear Arwen,
HALLY'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? HOW COULD YOU? I HATE YOU! I HATE ELVES! IN FACT, I'M GOING TO START IHE, Inc. AS SOON AS WE GET BACK TO EDORAS!!!
Eowyn, deer-caught-in-car headlights-eyed, blond-haired, and way better for Aragorn than you now that Hally's..Hally's...DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: IHE, Inc is I Hate Elves, Incorporated.
Dear Eowyn,
Yeah? Well I'll start the IHHC! I Hate Humans Club! So there! Meanie!
Arwen
After this, Eowyn was way too upset over Haldir and way too over her head about Aragorn to write, while Arwen was busy starting IHHC. Please let me know if you would like to join either club.
A NOTE ABOUT VOTING THAT MAY BE IN YOUR INTEREST TO READ:
-YOU CAN VOTE AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT IN EACH REVIEW
-YOU CAN ALWAYS GIVE SUGGESTIONS, JUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY AREN'T ON THE VOTING LIST ALREADY
-DO ME A FAVOR & JUST DON'T VOTE, SAY SOMETHIN' BOUT THE CHAPTER (or chapters) AS WELL...I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BAD, MY MUSES WILL SET EACH OTHER ON FIRE, DANCE AROUND, AND GENERALLY HAVE A LOT OF FUN
-AND ALSO, I AM VERY FLATTERED IF/WHEN YOU SAY 'DO ALL OF THEM' OR WHATEVER, BUT IT'S EASIER FOR ME IF YOU SAY THE ONE YOU WANT NEXT, BUT THEN ADD THAT YOU WANT ALL OF THEM THANK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now for.the list!
Legolas/Haldir Glorfindel/Gimli Gandalf/Sauron Sauron/One Ring Sauron/Frodo Sauron/Voldemort Arwen/Eowyn Boromir/Faramir/Denethor Boromir/Faramir Faramir/Aragorn Tom Bombadil/PJ Gollum/Dobby Sauron/Ringwraiths Gandalf/Balrog
Reviews, reviews. I love reviews. Who doesn't? Anyway, sorry about the delay, me and my muses (all 8 of them) have been busy writing long poems for English, which was fun. : )
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