Hey, again! Love to all reviewers!!!
Bard: See my bio page for the muses. And your welcome about the deer caught in headlights thing. And the stuff at the bottom? I dunno, just felt like doin' that.
Cj otaku: Thank ya! And I'll let Arwen know about the club.she'll send you some information eventually (she's very busy, you know!).
Little-lost-one: Oooh suggestions, suggestions, I love suggestions! Thank you!!!
Izzykit: Yes, Hally. Lol. And the blondes communicating, teehee.
Starlight Warrior: You sympathize with Eowyn? You don't see THAT too much. I'm not too sure about Haldir looking girly and I take it you like Aragorn.I won't say anything, though.
LuNaMoOn: Thank you, thank you. Sorry it took a while, but I've been busy.
Chicki45: Oooh, nice LONG review. And, um.good luck taking over the world.you have my total support. And try to stay in reality..leaving it isn't very good for you, so I've heard.
Nerwen Calaelen: 8 months? Wow. Limited internet access? That bad..and I'm not sure if Arwen realized about being human.that's what happens when you hang around Aragorn I guess.
Viraten: Something that doesn't make sense? Ooh, those are FUN...
Paladin Dragoon: Thank you, all 3 of you, for your votes.don't worry, you can all vote in the same review.doesn't matter to me..
Happy molecule: How could Arwen start the IHHC if she loves Aragorn? Well, like I said to Nerwen Calaelen, maybe she thinks he's an elf since he's always saying he is and she has learned to believe it because she hangs around him too much..no offense, but Aragorn? Won't say anything.
Carolinus Took: Thank you, thank you. Will continue to continue, never fear.
Rhiannon: Who's Tom Bombadil? Read the books!
Ok.up next, having won by a vote of 5 with the close runner up of the Dark Lords, PJ/Tom Bombadil!
TO Mr. Peter Jackson:
Mr. Jackson, I would like to file a complaint against you. You left me out of the FREAKING movie!!!
Tom Bombadil, crazy weird singing dude who isn't singing because he is so upset
Dear Tom,
I'm dreadfully sorry, but we had no choice. The movie's long enough already. I mean, come on! The extened version is 3 hours or more!
Sincerely, Peter Jackson, the Kiwi who walks around in shorts all the time and who has an obsession with monsters
Dear Pete,
You could at LEAST have put me in the extended version!
Tom Bombadil, crazy weird singing dude who isn't singing because he is so upset!
Dear Tom,
We couldn't. Besides, where were we supposed to find an actor who would get paid for jumping around in yellow boots singing 'hey merry-dol' or whatever it is you sing.
Sincerely, PJ, who doesn't feel like writing out all that stuff again
Dear Pete,
You could've used ME.
Tom Bombadil
Dear Tom,
You can't act!!! Besides.you don't even exist. You are just a character Tolkien made up to.to. I don't know! Bring delight to the hearts of children everywhere, I guess.
Sincerely, PJ
PT, Tom B: I don't exist? What? Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..............
Dear Tom,
Why didn't you answer my letter?
PJ
Dear Tom,
Tom?
PJ
PT, PJ: Yes! Got rid of him. FINALLY!!!
Dear PJ,
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL..don't you?
Tom Bombadil, who DOES exist and is still mad at you!
After this, PJ moved away so Tom couldn't write him anymore, and Tom decided to concentrate on composing a very, very long song so he could go sneak up on PJ and start singing it and keep following him til it was over. He also wanted to puzzle over a couple things: Who in hell and the woods was Tolkien? Why did Peter think his boots were ugly? What was wrong with too long? Look at Titanic! Why couldn't he play himself? He could sing better than anyone? What to make the very long song about.
PLEASE VOTE!! And also, please do me a favor and write your votes out! I count them as I respond to reviews and it's a pain to go back to other reviews and find them. Thank you!!!
Sauron/Voldemort
Haldir/Legolas
Gollum/Dobby
Gandalf/Balrog
Arwen/Glorfindel
Glorfindel/Tom B/Goldberry
Faramir/PJ
Sam/Bill the Pony
Faramir/Aragorn
Glorfindel/Gimli
Sauron/One Ring
Pippin/Sam
Merry/Frodo
Sam/Frodo
Merry/Sam
Pippin/Frodo
Glorfindel/Gandalf
Sauron/Ringwraiths
Frodo/Gollum
Faramir/Boromir/Denethor
Incurelf.
Bard: See my bio page for the muses. And your welcome about the deer caught in headlights thing. And the stuff at the bottom? I dunno, just felt like doin' that.
Cj otaku: Thank ya! And I'll let Arwen know about the club.she'll send you some information eventually (she's very busy, you know!).
Little-lost-one: Oooh suggestions, suggestions, I love suggestions! Thank you!!!
Izzykit: Yes, Hally. Lol. And the blondes communicating, teehee.
Starlight Warrior: You sympathize with Eowyn? You don't see THAT too much. I'm not too sure about Haldir looking girly and I take it you like Aragorn.I won't say anything, though.
LuNaMoOn: Thank you, thank you. Sorry it took a while, but I've been busy.
Chicki45: Oooh, nice LONG review. And, um.good luck taking over the world.you have my total support. And try to stay in reality..leaving it isn't very good for you, so I've heard.
Nerwen Calaelen: 8 months? Wow. Limited internet access? That bad..and I'm not sure if Arwen realized about being human.that's what happens when you hang around Aragorn I guess.
Viraten: Something that doesn't make sense? Ooh, those are FUN...
Paladin Dragoon: Thank you, all 3 of you, for your votes.don't worry, you can all vote in the same review.doesn't matter to me..
Happy molecule: How could Arwen start the IHHC if she loves Aragorn? Well, like I said to Nerwen Calaelen, maybe she thinks he's an elf since he's always saying he is and she has learned to believe it because she hangs around him too much..no offense, but Aragorn? Won't say anything.
Carolinus Took: Thank you, thank you. Will continue to continue, never fear.
Rhiannon: Who's Tom Bombadil? Read the books!
Ok.up next, having won by a vote of 5 with the close runner up of the Dark Lords, PJ/Tom Bombadil!
TO Mr. Peter Jackson:
Mr. Jackson, I would like to file a complaint against you. You left me out of the FREAKING movie!!!
Tom Bombadil, crazy weird singing dude who isn't singing because he is so upset
Dear Tom,
I'm dreadfully sorry, but we had no choice. The movie's long enough already. I mean, come on! The extened version is 3 hours or more!
Sincerely, Peter Jackson, the Kiwi who walks around in shorts all the time and who has an obsession with monsters
Dear Pete,
You could at LEAST have put me in the extended version!
Tom Bombadil, crazy weird singing dude who isn't singing because he is so upset!
Dear Tom,
We couldn't. Besides, where were we supposed to find an actor who would get paid for jumping around in yellow boots singing 'hey merry-dol' or whatever it is you sing.
Sincerely, PJ, who doesn't feel like writing out all that stuff again
Dear Pete,
You could've used ME.
Tom Bombadil
Dear Tom,
You can't act!!! Besides.you don't even exist. You are just a character Tolkien made up to.to. I don't know! Bring delight to the hearts of children everywhere, I guess.
Sincerely, PJ
PT, Tom B: I don't exist? What? Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..............
Dear Tom,
Why didn't you answer my letter?
PJ
Dear Tom,
Tom?
PJ
PT, PJ: Yes! Got rid of him. FINALLY!!!
Dear PJ,
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL I LOVE HATEMAIL..don't you?
Tom Bombadil, who DOES exist and is still mad at you!
After this, PJ moved away so Tom couldn't write him anymore, and Tom decided to concentrate on composing a very, very long song so he could go sneak up on PJ and start singing it and keep following him til it was over. He also wanted to puzzle over a couple things: Who in hell and the woods was Tolkien? Why did Peter think his boots were ugly? What was wrong with too long? Look at Titanic! Why couldn't he play himself? He could sing better than anyone? What to make the very long song about.
PLEASE VOTE!! And also, please do me a favor and write your votes out! I count them as I respond to reviews and it's a pain to go back to other reviews and find them. Thank you!!!
Sauron/Voldemort
Haldir/Legolas
Gollum/Dobby
Gandalf/Balrog
Arwen/Glorfindel
Glorfindel/Tom B/Goldberry
Faramir/PJ
Sam/Bill the Pony
Faramir/Aragorn
Glorfindel/Gimli
Sauron/One Ring
Pippin/Sam
Merry/Frodo
Sam/Frodo
Merry/Sam
Pippin/Frodo
Glorfindel/Gandalf
Sauron/Ringwraiths
Frodo/Gollum
Faramir/Boromir/Denethor
Incurelf.