Hey, I'm back. Sorry I didn't update all summer, was busy.Belize, then camp
(hehe, Rach!).
To all my LOVELY reviewers (have 84 reviews!!! 84!!! )...
Thank you ALL for your votes and reviews, I love you all. I just wanna give a shout out to Rach, who I gave this site to at camp.
Rach: wow, girl, I just LOVED your reviews! Lol. How's your story comin', by the way? Also, I don't know if that would be fanfic.you could try, I guess. Why not? But.rate it R, ok?
ANYway, here's Sam and Bill the Pony.
Dear Bill,
Please forgive me for sending you away. You KNOW I didn't want you to go..but Aragorn said so!
Yours ever,
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
I know you didn't want to, but..it's just so..SAD! I think I have separation anxiety. At least, that's what my therapist says. However, I'm in Rivendell at the moment, where the elves are treating me well enough, I guess. My special Elf friend is Glorfindel. You see, he says we both were (either somewhat or totally) cut out of the movie, so whatever. Rivendell is kind of boring, though, as Elrond just goes around prophesying doom, Arwen mopes about Aragorn and keeps changing her mind about the Gray Havens, and Glorfindel hangs around my stall complaining all day about 'That Peter Jackson fellow' and 'that damned Liv Tyler'.
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
Oh, poor Bill! Would you like me to send you anything? Do you want me to write to Elrond? Should I tell Gandalf? Do want me to send for you? Should I tell Peter Jackson to give you a part in ROTK? Do want me to send you the One Ring? How about a picture of me? Or the DVD (extended edition) of FOTR? Poor Billy baby poo. Oh, must go, think Frodo is having one of his 'Ring' moments.
Yours ever,
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
Hmm. Don't write to Elrond, don't tell Gandalf, don't send for me (no offense, but I don't want to make that long, treacherous journey by myself, and besides, I wouldn't be able to find you), sure, talk to PJ, I DON'T want the One Ring, would LOVE a picture, and don't have a DVD player. Thanks so much, Sammy darling!
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
The picture is on its way. Oh, and do you want some lembas? I'm tired of it..and if you could send something for poor Mr. Frodo, I would greatly appreciate it, besides loving you forever. (hint, hint) 'Course, I would love you anyway..I'm a very loving hobbit. I would never judge a person/thing just based on their appearance and stuff without thinking about what all they've been through. Never.
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
Sorry, but I don't eat lembas. No matter how full it would make me. I like grass. Mmmm. But thanks, I just got your picture! Its up in my stall, I talk to it, say good morning to it, that kind of stuff. Its very comforting. I can't send anything but hay to you guys, as there is no way to convey my wishes to these friggin Bree people (doesn't the name remind of the cheese? I like cheese. Especially Brie cheese. That kind of reminds me of the town, Bree. How odd). But I have one last question about that last bit on not judging people..what about Gollum?
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
What do you mean, what about Gollum? That Godforsaken, God-damned f***ing son of a bitch? The little stinker..
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
Reread your last letter.
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
What? I have anger management problems!
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
I'm afraid I'm to be moved to the Shire later today, so I will not be able to write anymore. Thanks for everything, dear!
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Obviously at this point correspondence was broken off. Sam was very depressed for about 2 weeks after but felt better after he received a picture of Bill via Ringwraith. You remember that bit in TTT when Frodo is about to give the Ring to it? Well, in reality, it was delivering a package to Sam and Frodo was so angry because he didn't get any mail that he attacked Sam.
Vote, please!!! How many you vote for is up to you. I don't care if you vote for all. If there is something you'd rather not see (like HP stuff) I'll do my best but if it wins, it wins, and I'm sorry if I do that I'll update with a LOTR one ASAP.
Sauron/Morgoth
Legolas/Haldir
Faramir/Boromir/Denethor
Arwen/Glorfindel
Glorfindel/Tom B/Goldberry
Frodo/Gollum
Gollum/Dobby
Sauron/One Ring
Faramir/PJ
Legolas/Tharanduil
Suggestions welcome, as always. And if you said that something was in another review, sorry, its not here, I don't have time, have limited time on the computer right now.
Also, another idea I got, sort of inspired by a reviewer. You could choose a character and 'correspond with them' through me..I don't know how well that would work, but if you have something to say 'bout it, go ahead.
Hope you liked it, wasn't one of my best, but I did my best.
Love to all!
Incurelf
To all my LOVELY reviewers (have 84 reviews!!! 84!!! )...
Thank you ALL for your votes and reviews, I love you all. I just wanna give a shout out to Rach, who I gave this site to at camp.
Rach: wow, girl, I just LOVED your reviews! Lol. How's your story comin', by the way? Also, I don't know if that would be fanfic.you could try, I guess. Why not? But.rate it R, ok?
ANYway, here's Sam and Bill the Pony.
Dear Bill,
Please forgive me for sending you away. You KNOW I didn't want you to go..but Aragorn said so!
Yours ever,
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
I know you didn't want to, but..it's just so..SAD! I think I have separation anxiety. At least, that's what my therapist says. However, I'm in Rivendell at the moment, where the elves are treating me well enough, I guess. My special Elf friend is Glorfindel. You see, he says we both were (either somewhat or totally) cut out of the movie, so whatever. Rivendell is kind of boring, though, as Elrond just goes around prophesying doom, Arwen mopes about Aragorn and keeps changing her mind about the Gray Havens, and Glorfindel hangs around my stall complaining all day about 'That Peter Jackson fellow' and 'that damned Liv Tyler'.
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
Oh, poor Bill! Would you like me to send you anything? Do you want me to write to Elrond? Should I tell Gandalf? Do want me to send for you? Should I tell Peter Jackson to give you a part in ROTK? Do want me to send you the One Ring? How about a picture of me? Or the DVD (extended edition) of FOTR? Poor Billy baby poo. Oh, must go, think Frodo is having one of his 'Ring' moments.
Yours ever,
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
Hmm. Don't write to Elrond, don't tell Gandalf, don't send for me (no offense, but I don't want to make that long, treacherous journey by myself, and besides, I wouldn't be able to find you), sure, talk to PJ, I DON'T want the One Ring, would LOVE a picture, and don't have a DVD player. Thanks so much, Sammy darling!
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
The picture is on its way. Oh, and do you want some lembas? I'm tired of it..and if you could send something for poor Mr. Frodo, I would greatly appreciate it, besides loving you forever. (hint, hint) 'Course, I would love you anyway..I'm a very loving hobbit. I would never judge a person/thing just based on their appearance and stuff without thinking about what all they've been through. Never.
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
Sorry, but I don't eat lembas. No matter how full it would make me. I like grass. Mmmm. But thanks, I just got your picture! Its up in my stall, I talk to it, say good morning to it, that kind of stuff. Its very comforting. I can't send anything but hay to you guys, as there is no way to convey my wishes to these friggin Bree people (doesn't the name remind of the cheese? I like cheese. Especially Brie cheese. That kind of reminds me of the town, Bree. How odd). But I have one last question about that last bit on not judging people..what about Gollum?
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
What do you mean, what about Gollum? That Godforsaken, God-damned f***ing son of a bitch? The little stinker..
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
Reread your last letter.
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Dear Bill,
What? I have anger management problems!
Sam, Frodo's FRIEND, gardener (but NOT his bodyguard thank you very much), and companion on this most terrible and treacherous journey
Dear Sam,
I'm afraid I'm to be moved to the Shire later today, so I will not be able to write anymore. Thanks for everything, dear!
Bill the Pony, pony extraorindaire and proud bearer of all of the Fellowship's luggage for a short while
Obviously at this point correspondence was broken off. Sam was very depressed for about 2 weeks after but felt better after he received a picture of Bill via Ringwraith. You remember that bit in TTT when Frodo is about to give the Ring to it? Well, in reality, it was delivering a package to Sam and Frodo was so angry because he didn't get any mail that he attacked Sam.
Vote, please!!! How many you vote for is up to you. I don't care if you vote for all. If there is something you'd rather not see (like HP stuff) I'll do my best but if it wins, it wins, and I'm sorry if I do that I'll update with a LOTR one ASAP.
Sauron/Morgoth
Legolas/Haldir
Faramir/Boromir/Denethor
Arwen/Glorfindel
Glorfindel/Tom B/Goldberry
Frodo/Gollum
Gollum/Dobby
Sauron/One Ring
Faramir/PJ
Legolas/Tharanduil
Suggestions welcome, as always. And if you said that something was in another review, sorry, its not here, I don't have time, have limited time on the computer right now.
Also, another idea I got, sort of inspired by a reviewer. You could choose a character and 'correspond with them' through me..I don't know how well that would work, but if you have something to say 'bout it, go ahead.
Hope you liked it, wasn't one of my best, but I did my best.
Love to all!
Incurelf