YGO is © to Kazuki Takahashi
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STRESS REMEDY
By Logo
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Much to my relief, Yugi and Yami have gone back to making out. They seem to do that a lot. So far, Yami's not even mentioned the embarrassment from last night, OR the cat's attack on him earlier.
Lucky IS a vicious animal, ESPECIALLY at this time of year. This is the time of year he gets with other cats and creates little cats. I don't have a very active sex life. I haven't had a good fuck in about five thousand years. I'm jealous of the cat. Admittedly, I don't think I'd go fuck a cat, but there are humans around. I COULD go for rape... but it's not as much fun.
Not that I don't LIKE to be violently dominant. Last night I just so happened to have a VERY nice dream. Involving me, Ryou, a whip, and loads of leather belts. I think I'll just fantasise about that...
I can't help but wonder if anyone else has random thoughts. Watching those two, I ended up with a very bizarre image in my head, where the kissing went wrong and Yami actually sucked Yugi in. Yugi was clearly made out of jelly or something. The lack of skeletal structure in my vision was disturbing.
No no no no no - MUST get scary image out of head. OUT! BAD scary image! Back to Ryou. And whips. And belts. Hmm, maybe I'll add some strawberries and cream there. Let's bring in a certain sexy Egyptian as well. Mwahah... I really should stop having these daydreams. It results in embarrassing situations.
"What are YOU looking so happy about, Tomb Robber?" Great, thanks Yami, just knock me out of my daydream. Marik was JUST removing his clothes, too, but oh well, let's all allow the Pharaoh to come rudely destroying a very pleasant fantasy.
"Does it matter?" I demand. Naturally, I make no attempt to hide my anger there. He's grinning. Must... not... kill... not that I even can.
"Well, you seem to have a little problem," he points out. Needless to say, he noticed the newly developed bulge in my pants.
"SHIT!" I yelp. Yami bursts out laughing. Not again. "If Yugi EVER lets you anywhere NEAR caffeine ever again, I will KILL HIM!" Yugi's laughing too. I try to think of a unique way of mutilating their bodies. Maybe I can mush up their eyeballs and mix them with the cat's food?
"Do you need a little help?" Yugi asks. He's got that demented smirk on again. Help? Oh shit, he doesn't mean...
Judging from the annoyed expression on Yami's face, I assume he DOES!
"Yugi," Yami begins, in a warning tone. A glare sharper than the pointy end of the Millennium Rod combined with that tone of voice results in a pouty Yugi. With the puppy eyes.
Luckily for me, I am resistant to the puppy-eyes.
"I'm going to the bathroom," I growl. And that's exactly where I go, to engage in certain activities I DON'T want to share. Although it does involve some very nice imagery in my head.
It doesn't take particularly long to rid myself of my, uh, embarrassment. However, just before I was about to go downstairs again, I heard several noises that could ONLY be linked to one thing: disaster. I race down the stairs and find Yami and Yugi.
"YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE HURT MY CAT!!" I yell. Animal in question is hiding in the corner of the room.
Now, I have to admit this is entertaining. Apparently, Yami went to get a drink, tripped over the cat, got bitten (again), grabbed the curtain to support himself, and ultimately yanked the curtain rail out of the wall, causing it to land on his head. Even Yami's laughing at this, and he's the victim of the whole event.
"Come on, help me get this rail back up," Yami giggles.
"No point," I respond. "Leave it." Yami looks doubtful. Do I take note of doubtful expression? Nope, I inform him I'm going back on the computer.
I'm still logged in. Ah well. I send a message to stalker-thing.
"I can't believe you thought I was a girl."
Well, I can. Everything it's said before says 'this is a girl'. ESPECIALLY when last night, it said Ryou ditched it to go out with 'another GIRL'.
Eye twitchy, eye twitchy...
"What're you doing?" Yugi asks.
"Wondering how many fucktards live on this planet."
The pharaoh comes back in, having finally managed to get himself a drink. "Are you talking to that girl again?"
"Yes. I've discovered that she is not a she, she is an it with an identity crisis."
"Is that the girl who's been trying to get me and Ryou to go out with her?" Yugi wants to know.
"Yeeup."
That's a thought. I ask stalker-thing about Ryou. If stalker-thing is gay, basically.
"What are you talking about? Ryou is a girl, you know."
Ouch. That hurts. I just slammed my face into the desk. AND I'm regretting it. Yami and Yugi have both burst out laughing.
"Ask about me!" Yugi tells me. I do so.
"Um, why are you asking me? Look, I'm NOT GAY! These people are girls!"
"Okay, this is ridiculous!" Yami laughs. Yugi's trying to grab at the keyboard. I whack his hand. This keyboard is MINE! Not for creepy, sex-crazed, undersized weirdos!
It's round about then that the door opens. I tell stalker-thing that I'll be back later, and close the window down.
"Not a word about this to Ryou," I snarl. They both nod. But they're nodding in agreement. DAMN! They're supposed to be nodding in FEAR! I need to work on my snarling.
"Well well, Marik, never thought I'd see you in a job that doesn't involve killing anything," is the first thing the Pharaoh says. Marik?
MARIK'S HERE!
... and for some reason, he's wearing a co-op uniform.
"We met up at the co-op," Ryou explained. "His shift just ended, so he helped me carry all the stuff back."
I can't get this. Marik, the beyond-sexy, homicidal psychopath, is working at the CO-OP?! Well, I suppose he has to get money SOMEHOW, but... the CO-OP?!
Not to mention, that aqua and white striped shirt does NOT look right. Thankfully, I can see he has his normal clothes in a carrier bag.
"I'm going to get changed," Marik tells us. He doesn't sound too happy. I think it's because Yami's laughing at him. Suspicion is confirmed when he shoots a murderous glare at said caffeine-high Pharaoh.
As Marik heads to the bathroom (I DID remember to clean up my little mess, didn't I? Oh shit!) Ryou gets us to help him take the bags into the kitchen
"Hmm? Hey! WHO BROKE THE CURTAINS?!"
END OF PART 4
Yes, short, I know. But at LEAST I got in my OTHER fave psycho. I like crazy OOCness.
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STRESS REMEDY
By Logo
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Much to my relief, Yugi and Yami have gone back to making out. They seem to do that a lot. So far, Yami's not even mentioned the embarrassment from last night, OR the cat's attack on him earlier.
Lucky IS a vicious animal, ESPECIALLY at this time of year. This is the time of year he gets with other cats and creates little cats. I don't have a very active sex life. I haven't had a good fuck in about five thousand years. I'm jealous of the cat. Admittedly, I don't think I'd go fuck a cat, but there are humans around. I COULD go for rape... but it's not as much fun.
Not that I don't LIKE to be violently dominant. Last night I just so happened to have a VERY nice dream. Involving me, Ryou, a whip, and loads of leather belts. I think I'll just fantasise about that...
I can't help but wonder if anyone else has random thoughts. Watching those two, I ended up with a very bizarre image in my head, where the kissing went wrong and Yami actually sucked Yugi in. Yugi was clearly made out of jelly or something. The lack of skeletal structure in my vision was disturbing.
No no no no no - MUST get scary image out of head. OUT! BAD scary image! Back to Ryou. And whips. And belts. Hmm, maybe I'll add some strawberries and cream there. Let's bring in a certain sexy Egyptian as well. Mwahah... I really should stop having these daydreams. It results in embarrassing situations.
"What are YOU looking so happy about, Tomb Robber?" Great, thanks Yami, just knock me out of my daydream. Marik was JUST removing his clothes, too, but oh well, let's all allow the Pharaoh to come rudely destroying a very pleasant fantasy.
"Does it matter?" I demand. Naturally, I make no attempt to hide my anger there. He's grinning. Must... not... kill... not that I even can.
"Well, you seem to have a little problem," he points out. Needless to say, he noticed the newly developed bulge in my pants.
"SHIT!" I yelp. Yami bursts out laughing. Not again. "If Yugi EVER lets you anywhere NEAR caffeine ever again, I will KILL HIM!" Yugi's laughing too. I try to think of a unique way of mutilating their bodies. Maybe I can mush up their eyeballs and mix them with the cat's food?
"Do you need a little help?" Yugi asks. He's got that demented smirk on again. Help? Oh shit, he doesn't mean...
Judging from the annoyed expression on Yami's face, I assume he DOES!
"Yugi," Yami begins, in a warning tone. A glare sharper than the pointy end of the Millennium Rod combined with that tone of voice results in a pouty Yugi. With the puppy eyes.
Luckily for me, I am resistant to the puppy-eyes.
"I'm going to the bathroom," I growl. And that's exactly where I go, to engage in certain activities I DON'T want to share. Although it does involve some very nice imagery in my head.
It doesn't take particularly long to rid myself of my, uh, embarrassment. However, just before I was about to go downstairs again, I heard several noises that could ONLY be linked to one thing: disaster. I race down the stairs and find Yami and Yugi.
"YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE HURT MY CAT!!" I yell. Animal in question is hiding in the corner of the room.
Now, I have to admit this is entertaining. Apparently, Yami went to get a drink, tripped over the cat, got bitten (again), grabbed the curtain to support himself, and ultimately yanked the curtain rail out of the wall, causing it to land on his head. Even Yami's laughing at this, and he's the victim of the whole event.
"Come on, help me get this rail back up," Yami giggles.
"No point," I respond. "Leave it." Yami looks doubtful. Do I take note of doubtful expression? Nope, I inform him I'm going back on the computer.
I'm still logged in. Ah well. I send a message to stalker-thing.
"I can't believe you thought I was a girl."
Well, I can. Everything it's said before says 'this is a girl'. ESPECIALLY when last night, it said Ryou ditched it to go out with 'another GIRL'.
Eye twitchy, eye twitchy...
"What're you doing?" Yugi asks.
"Wondering how many fucktards live on this planet."
The pharaoh comes back in, having finally managed to get himself a drink. "Are you talking to that girl again?"
"Yes. I've discovered that she is not a she, she is an it with an identity crisis."
"Is that the girl who's been trying to get me and Ryou to go out with her?" Yugi wants to know.
"Yeeup."
That's a thought. I ask stalker-thing about Ryou. If stalker-thing is gay, basically.
"What are you talking about? Ryou is a girl, you know."
Ouch. That hurts. I just slammed my face into the desk. AND I'm regretting it. Yami and Yugi have both burst out laughing.
"Ask about me!" Yugi tells me. I do so.
"Um, why are you asking me? Look, I'm NOT GAY! These people are girls!"
"Okay, this is ridiculous!" Yami laughs. Yugi's trying to grab at the keyboard. I whack his hand. This keyboard is MINE! Not for creepy, sex-crazed, undersized weirdos!
It's round about then that the door opens. I tell stalker-thing that I'll be back later, and close the window down.
"Not a word about this to Ryou," I snarl. They both nod. But they're nodding in agreement. DAMN! They're supposed to be nodding in FEAR! I need to work on my snarling.
"Well well, Marik, never thought I'd see you in a job that doesn't involve killing anything," is the first thing the Pharaoh says. Marik?
MARIK'S HERE!
... and for some reason, he's wearing a co-op uniform.
"We met up at the co-op," Ryou explained. "His shift just ended, so he helped me carry all the stuff back."
I can't get this. Marik, the beyond-sexy, homicidal psychopath, is working at the CO-OP?! Well, I suppose he has to get money SOMEHOW, but... the CO-OP?!
Not to mention, that aqua and white striped shirt does NOT look right. Thankfully, I can see he has his normal clothes in a carrier bag.
"I'm going to get changed," Marik tells us. He doesn't sound too happy. I think it's because Yami's laughing at him. Suspicion is confirmed when he shoots a murderous glare at said caffeine-high Pharaoh.
As Marik heads to the bathroom (I DID remember to clean up my little mess, didn't I? Oh shit!) Ryou gets us to help him take the bags into the kitchen
"Hmm? Hey! WHO BROKE THE CURTAINS?!"
END OF PART 4
Yes, short, I know. But at LEAST I got in my OTHER fave psycho. I like crazy OOCness.