Okie dokie I still own nothing. Even the characters are starting to take over my story, as you'll see in later chapters.
Pg rating is for swearing and content in possible future chapters.
It might help make it funnier if you watch the real wizard of oz when you finish reading this. The dancing munchkins won't make much sense if you don't remember how that part goes.
Chapter 2 Just call me Stuff
Sirius walked and walked until he hit a fork in the road. So he pulled it out. (Just kidding get it, fork in the road, like an eating fork. That sounds like a joke my English teacher would make. Shout out to Mr. Rowe!) 'Oh shit' Sirius thought to himself, he always had trouble with this kind of thing. He usually went left when he should go right or he would go right when he should have gone left. It was always James who knew exactly the right path to take. 'Well, I'll just ask this inanimate rock which way to go,' he thought poking a nearby rock. "Excuse me, could you tell me which way to the guy at the place?" Sirius asked the rock.
"Yes I do," the rock replied, "and if you stop poking me I'll even take you to him. I have something I want to ask for."
So the two of them went along the path to the right. "My name's McCarthy, Jimithy-Misstank-Bobert-Robin-McDonald's-Baskin-Timhorton-Wendy- Chocolatemilk- Bernard- Nestle- Eminem- Rockyhorrorpictureshow- Forrestgump- Pixar- Starbucks- Seveneleven- Coffeepot- J.k.rowlinghadbetterhurryupandwritethenextbook- sesamestreetisthebest- Cocacola- Canadarules- Suckitup McCarthy. But you can just call me Stuff." the rock said. "So how did you get stuck here?" Stuff asked Sirius.
"It's a long story," Sirius told him. "Well then I don't want to hear it, I have no attention span to speak of, that's why I'm going to the guy at the place." Stuff replied.
"I just want to go home, that's why I'm going to see the guy." Sirius told the rock with no attention span.
"Like that's gonna happen," said a voice from in a nearby bush.