Chapter 3 Cynical Dorothy
I own nothing not the Wizard of Oz, Harry Potter or anything else, Okie dokie?
"Who said that?" Sirius asked, alarmed.
"I am your faaaather!" the bush replied.
"Well in that case I hope you stay in that bush!" Sirius said bitterly.
"You're not exactly the brightest crayon in the box are you?" the girl who had come out of the bush said, "my name's--"
"If your name is as long as his I don't want to hear it!" Sirius said warningly.
"Dorothy" she said. Dorothy looked familiar to Sirius but he couldn't quite place where he had seen her. Then he finally worked it out. She was from the Wizard of Oz, a stupid movie Lily had made him watch one time.
"Didn't you get to go home in the end of the movie?" Stuff asked Dorothy.
"Yes," said Dorothy with a sigh, "I did get sent home but then I got stuck under my bed looking for a sock and now I'm back here, and my friends are gone. Scarecrow's off being smart somewhere, Tinman has a girlfriend and lion is dead because he was too brave for his own good!" Sirius then noticed that Dorothy had been eyeing him up while she had been speaking, "it's been a while since we had any hotties in Oz," Dorothy said.
"WHAT!" Stuff said, choking back a laugh.
"Nothing, nothing I didn't say anything, it must have been my dog Toto 3 here," she said, "my other two Totos died." she explained quickly, "but I didn't kill them honest!" she said with a shifty look.
"Well let's just keep going," Sirius said. He was starting to get weirded out by these people.
So they kept going along the puce vinyl path.
"I think she fancies you mate," Stuff said, bouncing along next to Sirius, who chose not to reply. Dorothy skipped along, humming happily.
Soon they heard a muffled sort of yell for help coming from the clearing next to the puce vinyl path.
A/N sorry the chapters have been so short, I'm not very good at writing long ones, but this will be a long story in the end its 25 pages written and I'm not done yet so keep reading and reviewing. Thanks to the one and only person who reviewed!