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Chapter 4 Its these damn braces!

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When we last saw our adventurous heroes (or freaks as Sirius likes to call them) they were walking down the puce vinyl path and heard a muffled voice from in a clearing. Dorothy had just proclaimed her love for Sirius- "did not!" "Shut up Dorothy!" as I was saying she had just proclaimed her love for Sirius when they heard the voice. Now let us continue the story before Dorothy tries to kill me.

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Sirius went over to the clearing to see what had been making the muffled noise. There he saw an industrial electromagnet on a crane (like they have at the car crushing places… you know the ones you can turn on and off). Attached to the magnet seemed to be a big pair of lips with arms and legs.

"hemmmphmeh!" the thing screamed, flailing its arms wildly.

Sirius went over and tuned the magnet off and the thing fell on the ground. "Oh thank you!" it said, " it thought I was going to be there forever. I'm Tingrin man by the way. You're not going to see the guy at the place by any chance are you?"

"Uh, yeah we are," Stuff said. The others had just noticed that the lips named Tingrin man had braces on his teeth. That was why he had gotten stuck.

"Hey can I come with?" Tingrin said excitedly, "I want to ask the guy if he can take these damn braces off. They're driving me nuts, what with them getting stuck on stuff all the time."

"Yeah sure whatever," Sirius said, "but let's get going, the faster we get to the guy the sooner I can get away from you freaks!" he muttered, but no one heard him because Dorothy had begun to sing.

"Oh we're off to see the guy, the average guy at the place, because, because, because, because, because we have nothing better to dooooo!" Dorothy sang, skipping along.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Sirius yelled at her. He was starting to get fed up. All he wanted was to go home. They kept walking, but there was still faint music playing. "I thought I told you to shut it Dorothy." Sirius said angrily.

"But I did," Dorothy said resentfully, "its HIM whose making the music." she said, jerking her thumb at Tingrin.

"What, can I help it if my braces just happen to pick up my favourite radio station?" he asked innocently.

"Really," Stuff said, "what other stations can you get?"

"Gee you are stupid," Tingrin said to Stuff, "I can't really get radio, I have a radio in my back pocket, and if it bugs you Sirius, I'll turn it off."

So Tingrin turned off his radio and they walked along the puce vinyl path in silence.

A/N ok let's get a few things strait.

1. Braces are NOT magnetic. Believe me I've tried it with mine and it doesn't work.

2. You can NOT pick up radio stations on your braces. I was so disappointed when I found this out.

Um I got exams coming up so I don't think I'll be updating anything till next week. Wish me luck on my exams and watch for a contest coming up in later chapters! Thanks to both of you who reviewed and keep reading, like I said before this is gonna be a long story.