KIWI'S NOTES: *yawnstretch* Still missing chapter 10! If ANYONE has it, PLEASE send it?!
And yes, I'm really only uploading it because a certain someone (*cough*NAPSTER*cough*) keeps pestering me about it. At school. I woulda forgotten about it completely otherwise XD
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STRESS REMEDY
By Logo
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I must seriously come up with a way to destroy Yarik. A very painful way. I do not take embarrassment very well.
Oh sure, it was just a bit of mindless fun. Let's put a lump of ice down the back of Yami Bakura's shirt when he's not expecting it. It's the way my body chose to react that's the problem.
I fucking SQUEAKED! Loud, and high-pitched. This, of course, caused everyone to crack up and start calling me "mousie".
What a glorious situation.
Ryou, however, said I can be HIS mousie. That slightly lessened the humiliation, although I did find myself resisting a particularly strong urge to act like a child and stick my tongue out at Yarik. I think that if I hadn't resisted, Yarik would have bitten it. He did that the last time.
A while ago, there was a phoning spree. Everyone's staying the night. Haven't got a clue where everyone's going to sleep, but it doesn't really matter.
So, anyway, we're all just sat here watching a movie. Or at least that's what we're supposed to be doing. I've seen this movie so many times, I'm bored out of my skull, and therefore am braiding and unbraiding my hair, simply for the sake of fiddling. Yugi and Ryou are talking. They're deliberately keeping their voices low for some irritatingly obscure reason, so I can't eavesdrop. But Ryou looks amused. Joey is gawking at the screen, Yami is eating the last of the chocolate gateaux, and Marik and Yarik are making out.
As you can tell, my second life isn't all that fascinating. For me, anyway. Some people are just lucky.
Speaking of Lucky, he's on my lap, twitching in his sleep. It's quite amusing.
Boredom sucks.
Thing is, I'm currently out of ideas for things I can do with Ryou. That's quite disturbing. I MUST think of a way to occupy my brain before it rots. Brain rot is not nice. Kind of resembles Yami's Mind Crush. Just without the death and permenant dementedness part. And you can just sleep it off, while you can't do that with the Mind Crush.
I want to go on the computer, but Ryou snapped at me because apparently I use it too much. The hypocrisy of that statement is incredible. But I know better than to fight with Ryou when he's pissed. Do NOT mistake Ryou for a wimp. The kid's stubborn as hell, and he'll cling to his statements like a limpet.
What exactly is a limpet, anyway? Ryou's always mentioning them when someone's being stubborn, and I STILL don't know what a limpet is. All I know is that it clings to things and won't let go.
My eye's twitching from the boredom. It wants action! Preferably involving Ryou with a distinct lack of clothing. Both my eyes would enjoy that. Come to think of it, so would I. Very much so.
Lucky twitches himself awake. He stands up, thrusts his nose into my neck, paws at my stomach, then lies down and goes back to sleep. How do cats stand sleeping so much? I'd very much like to go to sleep right now. I have nothing more interesting to do. Unless I take Yarik up on his offer, and it'll be another five millennia of sex deprivation before I'm mad enough to do THAT. For a start, the chances of Yarik EVER being submissive are very, very low...
Yes, I like to make sure that I'm the one in charge. I'd probably let Ryou be dominating, simply for the sake of knowing what it's like on the receiving end... once. Unless I enjoy it, which MIGHT happen... but I still won't let Yarik even try it. I'd rather be eaten by the Man Eater Bug.
Yes, my mind is wandering again.
I can't help but wonder exactly why gags are supposed to be a turn-on. I mean, Ryou's probably a screamer, and if he's not he will be when I'm through with him, so that's something that'll be a problem. With a gag, he can't let loose a nice, satisfying scream properly. And there's other stuff his mouth is needed for, which can't be accomplished when he's gagged. Like heated kisses, for one.
Yeah, I think I'll settle for Ryou just deliciously naked and chained to a wall. Now, CHAINS are good.
Especially in moonlight. Moonlight would highlight Ryou's wonderful, blushing features. And he would...
Ahem, I have apparently drifted. Oddly enough, nobody has noticed. They're too absorbed into whatever they're doing. Well, that certainly stops them from laughing at me.
Has Joey fallen asleep? He HAS!
No wonder, the movie is crap!
I really hate being bored.
So, I have to take a quick trip to the bathroom. I get up, and just when I'm about to go up the stairs, Ryou stops me.
"We'll be up in a minute too, Bakura. Should go to bed."
I nod, and head upstairs, wondering where the hell everyone was going to sleep. We only have Ryou's bed, my futon, and the sofa bed, and there's seven of us. And there is no WAY I'm sleeping on the sofa bed, the thing smells like cat piss.
Heading into the bathroom, which has practically been my home tonight, I contemplate sleeping in the bath. But I'm too tall to fit. Maybe I should dump Yami in there, he's a shortass. Maybe another spider would come pay a visit. It'd be amusing to see Yami racing into the bedroom screaming "MONSTER!"
As long as the freaky spider doesn't follow him.
Anyway, I'm about halfway through my common task, when the door opens, since Yarik and Joey broke the lock. Just when I was about to turn around and beat the crap out of whoever it was, I'm hit in the back of the head with clothing, and the door closes again. I finish off, wash my hands, and take a look at what was thrown at me.
It's one of Ryou's father's tee-shirts and a pair of boxers. Ah, of course, Ryou wants me to change. So that's what I do.
When I go into the bedroom, I'm hit in the face by a flying box of Pringles. Which Yarik threw. Yes, it's the same box of Pringles that I hid. I consider attacking him, but no, I think that's a bad idea, especially since I'd prefer to remain intact.
Yugi and Ryou are STILL talking in lowered voices, and it's seriously irritating me. Yarik and Marik are fighting over a pillow. Apparently they're sharing the sofa bed. After a moment or so, Ryou comes over to me.
"We moved Joey onto the settee," Ryou informs me. "He wouldn't wake up. Oh, and Yami and Yugi are sharing your futon."
"What? Where the fuck am I going to sleep?!"
"You're sharing with me, what did you think?"
Sleeping... with... Ryou?
My mind has suddenly gone numb. I am sleeping with Ryou. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I can't tell. On the one hand, I'll be close to Ryou. On the other hand... I have not exactly got a huge amount of control over certain parts of my body...
Shit.
END OF PART 8
And yes, I'm really only uploading it because a certain someone (*cough*NAPSTER*cough*) keeps pestering me about it. At school. I woulda forgotten about it completely otherwise XD
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STRESS REMEDY
By Logo
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I must seriously come up with a way to destroy Yarik. A very painful way. I do not take embarrassment very well.
Oh sure, it was just a bit of mindless fun. Let's put a lump of ice down the back of Yami Bakura's shirt when he's not expecting it. It's the way my body chose to react that's the problem.
I fucking SQUEAKED! Loud, and high-pitched. This, of course, caused everyone to crack up and start calling me "mousie".
What a glorious situation.
Ryou, however, said I can be HIS mousie. That slightly lessened the humiliation, although I did find myself resisting a particularly strong urge to act like a child and stick my tongue out at Yarik. I think that if I hadn't resisted, Yarik would have bitten it. He did that the last time.
A while ago, there was a phoning spree. Everyone's staying the night. Haven't got a clue where everyone's going to sleep, but it doesn't really matter.
So, anyway, we're all just sat here watching a movie. Or at least that's what we're supposed to be doing. I've seen this movie so many times, I'm bored out of my skull, and therefore am braiding and unbraiding my hair, simply for the sake of fiddling. Yugi and Ryou are talking. They're deliberately keeping their voices low for some irritatingly obscure reason, so I can't eavesdrop. But Ryou looks amused. Joey is gawking at the screen, Yami is eating the last of the chocolate gateaux, and Marik and Yarik are making out.
As you can tell, my second life isn't all that fascinating. For me, anyway. Some people are just lucky.
Speaking of Lucky, he's on my lap, twitching in his sleep. It's quite amusing.
Boredom sucks.
Thing is, I'm currently out of ideas for things I can do with Ryou. That's quite disturbing. I MUST think of a way to occupy my brain before it rots. Brain rot is not nice. Kind of resembles Yami's Mind Crush. Just without the death and permenant dementedness part. And you can just sleep it off, while you can't do that with the Mind Crush.
I want to go on the computer, but Ryou snapped at me because apparently I use it too much. The hypocrisy of that statement is incredible. But I know better than to fight with Ryou when he's pissed. Do NOT mistake Ryou for a wimp. The kid's stubborn as hell, and he'll cling to his statements like a limpet.
What exactly is a limpet, anyway? Ryou's always mentioning them when someone's being stubborn, and I STILL don't know what a limpet is. All I know is that it clings to things and won't let go.
My eye's twitching from the boredom. It wants action! Preferably involving Ryou with a distinct lack of clothing. Both my eyes would enjoy that. Come to think of it, so would I. Very much so.
Lucky twitches himself awake. He stands up, thrusts his nose into my neck, paws at my stomach, then lies down and goes back to sleep. How do cats stand sleeping so much? I'd very much like to go to sleep right now. I have nothing more interesting to do. Unless I take Yarik up on his offer, and it'll be another five millennia of sex deprivation before I'm mad enough to do THAT. For a start, the chances of Yarik EVER being submissive are very, very low...
Yes, I like to make sure that I'm the one in charge. I'd probably let Ryou be dominating, simply for the sake of knowing what it's like on the receiving end... once. Unless I enjoy it, which MIGHT happen... but I still won't let Yarik even try it. I'd rather be eaten by the Man Eater Bug.
Yes, my mind is wandering again.
I can't help but wonder exactly why gags are supposed to be a turn-on. I mean, Ryou's probably a screamer, and if he's not he will be when I'm through with him, so that's something that'll be a problem. With a gag, he can't let loose a nice, satisfying scream properly. And there's other stuff his mouth is needed for, which can't be accomplished when he's gagged. Like heated kisses, for one.
Yeah, I think I'll settle for Ryou just deliciously naked and chained to a wall. Now, CHAINS are good.
Especially in moonlight. Moonlight would highlight Ryou's wonderful, blushing features. And he would...
Ahem, I have apparently drifted. Oddly enough, nobody has noticed. They're too absorbed into whatever they're doing. Well, that certainly stops them from laughing at me.
Has Joey fallen asleep? He HAS!
No wonder, the movie is crap!
I really hate being bored.
So, I have to take a quick trip to the bathroom. I get up, and just when I'm about to go up the stairs, Ryou stops me.
"We'll be up in a minute too, Bakura. Should go to bed."
I nod, and head upstairs, wondering where the hell everyone was going to sleep. We only have Ryou's bed, my futon, and the sofa bed, and there's seven of us. And there is no WAY I'm sleeping on the sofa bed, the thing smells like cat piss.
Heading into the bathroom, which has practically been my home tonight, I contemplate sleeping in the bath. But I'm too tall to fit. Maybe I should dump Yami in there, he's a shortass. Maybe another spider would come pay a visit. It'd be amusing to see Yami racing into the bedroom screaming "MONSTER!"
As long as the freaky spider doesn't follow him.
Anyway, I'm about halfway through my common task, when the door opens, since Yarik and Joey broke the lock. Just when I was about to turn around and beat the crap out of whoever it was, I'm hit in the back of the head with clothing, and the door closes again. I finish off, wash my hands, and take a look at what was thrown at me.
It's one of Ryou's father's tee-shirts and a pair of boxers. Ah, of course, Ryou wants me to change. So that's what I do.
When I go into the bedroom, I'm hit in the face by a flying box of Pringles. Which Yarik threw. Yes, it's the same box of Pringles that I hid. I consider attacking him, but no, I think that's a bad idea, especially since I'd prefer to remain intact.
Yugi and Ryou are STILL talking in lowered voices, and it's seriously irritating me. Yarik and Marik are fighting over a pillow. Apparently they're sharing the sofa bed. After a moment or so, Ryou comes over to me.
"We moved Joey onto the settee," Ryou informs me. "He wouldn't wake up. Oh, and Yami and Yugi are sharing your futon."
"What? Where the fuck am I going to sleep?!"
"You're sharing with me, what did you think?"
Sleeping... with... Ryou?
My mind has suddenly gone numb. I am sleeping with Ryou. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I can't tell. On the one hand, I'll be close to Ryou. On the other hand... I have not exactly got a huge amount of control over certain parts of my body...
Shit.
END OF PART 8