"Ooh ooh I want to say it!"

"What is it Dorothy?"

"I want to do the disclaimer today"

"Well, ok, just this once, but if you pull anything…"

"Oh I won't" *bats eyes*

"Home run!" (Sorry, stupid joke, too much time with English teacher, this is his kind of joke. So sorry. Hi Mr. Rowe)

"Ok here goes. Hi I'm Dorothy and the following story has me in it. The author of the story does not own me or any of the characters from Harry Potter. They belong to J.K. Rowling, wait a minute, is she your girlfriend Sirius, have you been cheating on me???!?!?"

"No Dorothy she's not my girlfriend and neither are you so how could I be cheating on you?"

Dorothy runs off crying, "but I thought you loved me!"

"Boy do I ever want to go home!"

"Let's just start the story shall we Sirius, Dorothy? Dorothy get your butt back here!" *chases after Dorothy and drags her back kicking and screaming.*

Chapter 6 The Place, Home of the Guy

The next day they set off along the puce vinyl path again. Sirius was in a better mood today and they were almost at the place with the guy. But unfortunately, it was a hot day and when they sat down on the path for a rest around midday, Dorothy's legs stuck to the vinyl and they had to peel her off before they could continue.

Finally, the five of them reached a large building with a sign of the door which read "The Place, Home of the Guy" Sirius knocked on the door and it swung open. They walked inside and were greeted by Simon Cowell (you know off American Idol, I think he's on a British version too, Pop Idol right…)

"What do you want?" Simon demanded.

"Are you the guy?" Sirius asked him.

"Yeah and I suppose you've all come to ask me for something. That's the only reason anyone comes here anymore." Simon replied with a sigh.

"Well yes we have" Sirius told him, "You see Stuff here-"

"Stuff, that's a stupid name!" Simon said nastily

"Yes, Stuff, believe me you don't want to know what his real name is, honestly. Anyway he wants a longer attention span. And Dorothy wants-"

"I WANNA MARRY SIRIUS!!!!" Dorothy blurted out

"Dorothy what have I told you about interrupting people during my story?"

"Sorry miss author person"

"I mean I want to go home again," Dorothy said sheepishly

"Uhh yeah, right," Sirius said, "and Tingrin here wants his braces off so he won't get stuck on stuff, but not that Stuff" he said pointing to Stuff. "And Flammable wants to be less, well, flammable, and I -"

"Want to stop perpetually blaming myself" Tingrin broke in

"No, I want to go home too." Sirius finished

"I want, I want" mimicked Simon "if you want all those things then you'll have to prove yourself worthy by performing three tasks…"

A/N woo what will they have to do?!! Nobody knows but me. Anyway I'll try to get the next chapter up soon. Plot bunnies have stopped eating the English I'm studying but have unfortunately moved on to Social Studies which is only my worst subject so if you'll excuse me I have some plot bunnies to restrain until tomorrow evening after my exam. Then they can feast happily on my brain until June.

Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Yes Ronandchicken we are ALL flammable. Keep reading and reviewing and I'll see ya later.

"I LOVE SIRIUS!!!!!!!!"

"Yes Dorothy we get the point now will you please SHUT UP!!"

*Dorothy pouts*